/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2274 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Every 3 minutes one person dies from the coronavirus in Italy
>Every 3 minutes one person dies from the coronavirus in Italy

Every 3 minutes one person dies from the coronavirus in Italy
>Every 3 minutes one person dies from the coronavirus in Italy

Every 3 minutes one person dies from the coronavirus in Italy
>Every 3 minutes one person dies from the coronavirus in Italy

Every 3 minutes one person dies from the coronavirus in Italy
>Every 3 minutes one person dies from the coronavirus in Italy

Every 3 minutes one person dies from the coronavirus in Italy
>Every 3 minutes one person dies from the coronavirus in Italy

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Who else /public lockdown/ here? Quebec reporting in

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He doesn't even need to buy water, a lake with his name on it is placed right torwards his mouth

I will spread it onto every fag who tries to downplay the Chinese origin of this virus

>the traffic in all cities is up

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he's losing it bros

twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1240623007913164801?s=20

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I think im too late to stock up bros. the virus is a gonna be a pandemic in stockholm. but I live in a medium sized town who is kinda safe for now. how long time do I have before shit hits the fan here?

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You know, they didn't just start with bats...

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Nigger tongue my anus

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity.

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It's still worth it right bro's?
Sure your hopa will likely be born with:
>a tail
>and weak lungs
>probably look nothing like you
but hey at least he'll be good at math, right!?

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Anyone save those Dpt Homeland Security transit paper pictures last night?

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Anyone has the twitter screencap in which the WHO says "there's no human-to-human transmission"? I need to redpill some normalfags and I'm afraid chinks will memoryhole it.

Topkek

>doesn't even show what city
nice proof, doomer faggot.
things are back to normal and perfectly fine in China, just let it go already.

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>Every 3 minutes
They should lower it to 1.

>kinda safe for now
>I think im too late to stock up bros
So you're saying it's safe to go to the store but you don't have time to stock up?
Are you lazy or just retarded?

Let me tell you something, daydreaming for the end of the world cause it's the only thing that releases any microscopic amount of dopamine to your dull brain, it's fucking sad.

Man, I wonder why nobody on any other board in any other thread beside /CVG/ believes this shit at all.
It's almost like all sane minded people realize it's a nothingburger, cause you only find fearmongering like this here on /cvg/.
Man, I wonder why no person in the real world has been talking about this for weeks. (You'd know this if you ever interacted with real humans for once.)
It's almost like it's only the depressed fucking weirdos who want to see innocent people die, huh weird.
Who really surprised though? These were the same retards who thought Ebola, WWIII and North Korea were going to be the end of the world
Man, I wonder why none of you can provide tangible evidence for all the bullshit that pours from your gaping maw.
It's almost like circle jerking with a bunch of depressed doomposters makes you blind to the fact that this is nothing.
Maybe go outside, take a few days off the internet and go for a run you fat fuck.

You niggers are the most cherrypicking and evidence-ignoring group by far. Just hide anything that could prove you wrong.
If someone has a question that is opposite to your retarded apocalypse wet dream scenario you just say
>STFU CHINK HERE'S YOUR YUAN LOL IM SO BASED GUYS RIGHT?

Happeningfags are just conspiracy theorists with a 100% critical failure rate.
It really does get more pathetic every time you're wrong, especially the fact that you keep coming back to blow eachother in some Mad Max imagionationland dream that will never come true.
Sorry to burst your bubble faggot, Modern society is way too stable to collapse. Especially not to some pussy virus that only kills people who are already half dead.

Like always retard, we're fine.

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>this Pixiv user has deleted their account
fuuuuck. Thanks. This looks like a trace/shoop of an existing illustration but it's still nice.

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He's been losing it for a while now

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>you don't get to go to Florida and catch HPV from a Miss Piggy lookalike who looks 10 years older than her age
lmaoing @ amerimutts

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>They cannot short us to zero
That's where you're wrong kiddo

Corona chan give milkers

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END IT ALL END IT ALL END THIS NEOLIBREAL NIGHTMARE FUUUCKKKK COLLAPSE IT COLLAPSE ITTTT

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You're already infe..

tl;dr

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keep us updated here brah.
it's not everyday that armed foreigners, chinooks, and local military having outposts near harbors are in a small jungle town while a fucking pandemic is on!

It's sad knowing that some anons who've been posting in these generals since the get go are now dead from suicide, like Gary and others. RIP bros, the Happening was too much for you.

had to restock my supplies today and decided to play the following at max volume on my shitty bt speaker that i mounted on my shoulder
youtube.com/watch?v=kXfQ7AB-hEM
was just missing some radroaches
also scored a first person asking where i got the mask
pointed him to the right website, specified the price, model and urged to get a new filter so he wouldn't poison himself with asbestos

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>Hello, I bring you here this.
Ok... what's it.
>It's called Coronavirus, It's a new type of virus.
Where did you find it?
>Well, it came from Wuhan from misterious sources, someone said it came from bat soup.
Bat Soup?
>Yeah, Bat Soup.
So you eat one of those and get an strike out right away
*Laughs*
Frozen image text: "(COVID-19) is an infectious disease caused by the virus strain severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2)."
Ok tell me more about it
>It has an infecting ratio really big and can hide on you 2 weeks until it ruins your lungs and kills you. It's gonna be the end of mankind.
Ok. You wanna pawn it or sell it?
>I'm gonna sell it.
Ok, how much?
>It's gonna be an Apocalypse and Human extintion
Insert: During decades I have been expecting for a Happening: WW III, nukes, apocalypses... And I'm not lose the opportunity to get this.
I give you a flu.
>I can't accept that.
It's not worth more than that, best I can do it's a flu.
>Insert: "I come here with a really unique thing, I wanted a high price for it but I'll accept Zombie Apocalypse at least"
>Give me at least some kind of Apocalypse or something.
Hmm... I've got a friend who's an expert in Viruses, I'm gonna make some calls
>Insert: I think the expert gonna agree with me that this is more than just a flu.
Hi Tedros welcome
>Hi Rick
>Insert: My name is Tedros Adhanom, General Director of WHO.
What do you think?
>It's really a virus, I don't have doubt of that
So it's not a fake?
>It's not a fake Rick, this is a real virus, but it's from Wuhan where the Goverment of China has took control over it.
>But it already crashed several countries and the world capitalist market
>Not more than a pandemic, Rick.
Thanks for coming Tedros. I always trust my experts so I'll give you an epidemic.
>But he said a pandemic
He said no more than a pandemic, like an epidemic at least, It's the best I can do.
>Give me at least a controled pandemic.
Ok I can live with that.

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Disgusting.

You niggers are the most cherrypicking and evidence-ignoring group by far. Just hide anything that could prove you wrong.
If someone has a question that is opposite to your retarded apocalypse wet dream scenario you just say
>STFU CHINK HERE'S YOUR YUAN LOL IM SO BASED GUYS RIGHT?

Happeningfags are just conspiracy theorists with a 100% critical failure rate.
It really does get more pathetic every time you're wrong, especially the fact that you keep coming back to blow eachother in some Mad Max imagionationland dream that will never come true.
Sorry to burst your bubble faggot, Modern society is way too stable to collapse. Especially not to some pussy virus that only kills people who are already half dead.

Like always retard, we're fine.

God do I wish it was happening, you have no clue.

Not cause I want millions of innocents to die, nor cause I want society to collapse.
But if it did collapse, I'd fucking kill so many of you happeningfags you have no fucking clue.

You would feel so protected by your beans and dragon dildos and then I'd come along and fucking kill you just for being a retard.
You would have absolutely no defense, you're all limp wristed depressed pussy faggots.

I would bust through your door and suplex you so fast. There would be nothing you could possibly do.
I wouldn't even need to follow up with anything, the suplex would be an opening and finishing blow, instant fucking death.

I fucking hate happeningfags.

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S'cool.

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Corona chan should be a qt Nip, not a chink roastie

youtube.com/watch?v=1hfdPlQl94A
13:00 to 14:00
the EU borders are still open for refugees

tl;dr

New Diamond Princess Figures:
>still 7 dead
>527 recovered
>14 serious,critical
>700 were infected total
>average age of the 2500+ passengers on the ship is 58
>possibly even higher for the 700 who got infected
>everyone who died was over 70

>Italians are only testing the serious cases which grossly over-inflates the mortality rate
>even then the ones dying are mostly elderly
>there are literal 98 year olds who test positive croaking it in hospital and being added to the death count as corona-deaths

>the flu kills about 40000 each year in the USA, which is about 1million a year in the whole world if you proportion it to the world's population (obviously it's much higher because third world countries don't have the same healthcare as the USA)

>Even the koreans aren't testing everbody, and their numbers are likely missing many more mild cases - which means even their low mortality rates are an overestimate.

Are happeningfags ever gonna admit they went way overboard with this?
>inb4 more autistic screetching about (((expert projections)) and jewish estimates
We have a completely closed sample of 700 elderly which proves a 1% mortality rate. Among the elderly. This is flu-tier. I think even the flu has a higher chance of death among the elderly.

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You're out of toilet paper, aren't you?

whats the mask?

youtube.com/watch?v=gMTZu6_TjU8

Anyone watch this yet? Davey Icke on the virus. Classic doom porn

corona chan is cringe as fuck to be honest with you my familias

>Yes, goy, your wellbeing is (((our))) highest priority
*rubs hands*
>hehe these silly goys fall for the easiest tricks

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>chilling at home while pensionati die be like

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>enter corona happening general
>it's filled with corona happeningfags
>how could this be happening to me

Losing it? He just reached 'hate china' status.

What'a the final solution to chinese """people"""?

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A Jew and another scientist were arrested for receiving millions of dollars from a Wuhan lab here. The media quickly swept it under the rug. This is a bioweapon gone wrong funded by China, but China is retarded so it broke quarantine.

Can the happeningfags get any more bent? Here's just a little more proof you're retarded.

I'm laughing so fucking hard I can barely type this!

Man, I wonder why nobody on any other board in any other thread beside /CVG/ believes this shit at all.

It's almost like you fear mongered and misinfoed yourselves into believing stupid, outrageous claims that aren't based in reality.
Not really a surprising thing to happen when schizos gather to circle-jerk each other.
Think flat-earthers.

Happeningfags are just conspiracy theorists with a 100% critical failure rate.

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>geepee5 filter
yummy asbestos YUMMY!

FEMA takeover confirmed

>We have a completely closed sample of 700 elderly which proves a 1% mortality rate. Among the elderly. This is flu-tier. I think even the flu has a higher chance of death among the elderly.
Don't ever let a good crisis go to waste.

I'm going to say the c-word

Why the fuck would you expect them to close the borders to their precious refugees?
There's no need to stop white genocide phase I just because Phase II has started

>less than 10 000 deaths

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What if the elites released this virus to combat the Global warming? just kill enough people, mostly boomers whose fault it was afterall and incinerate them for SO2 wich is known to cool down the athmosphere in huge amounts kek.

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All patients were detected very early and got treated in the best Japanese hospitals.

Woah dude, nice burger!

You might wanna put something in it though, it's so empty with no substance or proof or burger.

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She probably is that type of piggy who thinks she it hot also.

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>They cannot short us to zero

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a big white dick

soviet gp5, usually sold with a 50 year old asbestos filter which you should replace immediately
calm your tits, got two modern ones the following day

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The city is Beijing.

just wash your hands bro

Is it true that there no new infections in italy?

Are these numbers accurate? The who shows different nums