If you could travel back in time and tell him 1 thing.
What would you tell the Führer?
If you could travel back in time and tell him 1 thing.
What would you tell the Führer?
>You're retarded.
>they cracked ENIGMA
Don't create Israel and don't kill 50 million gentiles pls.
"All your generals are liars trying to impress you with numbers."
Checked.
I'd explain my rudimentary understanding of how fission atomic weapons work and hope that would be enough for his scientists to figure it out.
Stay don't try and expand so fucking far and thin out your soldiers. Expansion is important but culture wins the war of the mind.
Dont let Edward VIII abdicate the throne for a jewish american cunt.
This. The nazis were yelling out loud their fucking plans with the enigma code cracked.
So they nuke US.
Hitler's secretary was a soviet spy kek
Bingo
Norway has oil
Just invade england. Be done with it.
When you demand that every decision be left up to you, you don't go on vacation trips during the war, it's that simple
Duck
Don't make luxury camps for jews.
Actually kill them
>jah jah gutten idea
*they take me out back and shoot me*
hitler was a jew, who saved the jewish race while looting, destroying and killing for the jews in camps.
checked...
ramp up g43, stg44, me262, tiger2 production and drill for oil in the north sea. Dont invade the soviet union unless they strike first if they do drop atom bombs on moscow and stalingrad
Listen to Manstein and wait until 1943. Fuck Poland and march straight to Russia in late 43, fully equiped.
Thank you for trying.
Not a jew, but the goodest goy in history.
His real last name is Schickelgruber
"I love you dad"
I love you.
Jokes aside I'd tell him he needed to actually do the Holocaust. If he would refuse, I'd show him rap and tranny videos from Germany downloaded to my phone.
>You'll lose if you continue down this path. Slow it down, nurture your movement and continue to expose them for what they are so eventually the whole world will be behind you. It may take your whole life, but by doing this it will guarantee there will be people to carry your torch. Have faith and never forget what is at stake if you lose.
hit or miss, i bet they never miss huh
Rothschild theory was definitely a misdirection tactic. Why would Rothschild put his bastard as dictator of germany and then fuck him over?
Or I'd dress as a NYC Rabbi and kill him with C4 under my robe. Goebbels would assume power and Germany will REALLY be on the warpath.
HA HA HA HA ALL THESE FAGGOTS THINK HITLER ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT GERMANS AND "NAT SOC"
LMAO
HE LOST ON PURPOSE RETARDS.
HE PUT JEWS IN CAMPS
KILLED AND LOOTED EUROPE
THEN LOST.
HA HA HA HA HA YOU LOSERS!!!
>OH MIEN FURHER, NUTURE YOUR PEOPLE, WORK ON THE NAT SOC MOVEMENT.
THERE IS NO ONE MORE GRINGE FAGGOT ONLINE, THAN HITLER COCK SUCKERS. THEY WRITE THE FAGGOT ROMANCE NOVELS BASICALLY
>I'D TELL STRONG HANDSOME LEADERMAN HITLER, WHILE RUBBING HIS PENIS, THAT HE SHOULD GAS THE JEWS AS I TICKLED HIS MOUSTACHE AND LAUGHED PLAYFULLY
FAGGOT LOSERS
HITLER WAS A QUEER THOUGH.
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dont attack russia
kill yourself
nice flag, grabbler.
low effort
>fucked him over
How?
He lived in a castle, never saw battle, eat like a king, had tons of fancy shit, then lost on purpose and went to Argentina.
>he got fucked over broz
How?
SHAVE THAT FUCKING TASHE
no, attack Russia just have a patient build up and leave the west alone. March eas,t in 43
Tell him Himmler was plotting his assassination with the Italians and that they plan to join the Russians.
Come on broz, get on your knees and worship leader man.
Worship handsome leader man faggots.
Suckle his penis like the faggots you are.
He's handsome leader man.
Suck it faggot. Suck the handsome leader man cock
Attack Russia only after you conquered the West
We will continue your legacy.
Tell Goering to fuck off and put speer as head of industry as soon as possible
Show flag, Chaim.
Good job.
What about the risk of assassination attempts?
Girls can have penusses in the future.
Can I fly it?
i'd blackpill him and tell him it's all meaningless, then i'd introduce him to anime, porn and videogames
show feet
Wait with autarky and buy as much fuel as you can before Danzig.
Good advise
Not his choice
Impossible without controlling the english channel, which was in itself impossible
nice homo jew fantasy.
Are you new here? There is constant "hitler worship" threads here, with many "men" typing like homosexuals about how handsome and beautiful he is.
He was a queer though.
Don’t attack America until you have full control of Europe. Keep you allies in check and crush your enemies. See them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women.
Stalin is a Jew
What a handsome man, no homo, but I want to mouth kiss him
What a beautiful leader man. No homo, but I'd unironically let him fuck my boipucci is he asked
Your legacy will be remembered for eternity.
Mussolini is an idiot. Get rid of him and take over north Africa and the middle east.
>no homo
i got news for you sweetie
What a chad. So well dressed and so chad. If he wanted my asshole, I'd let him have it, he's so well dressed
Even if you lose the war, remember that you will be worshipped by some fat unemployed retards.
What news is that? hitler and the nazis where such raging homosexuals and their homosex exploits were so well known, they got the nickname "The Brotherhood of Poofs" from opposing political parties??
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LMAO
Don’t invade RUSSIA
Wait for pasta Bro to get a fucking decent military equipment
Rookie numbers
Warn him about da joos
gay shit posting is still gay
the krauts didn't even have enough petrol for their forces in barbarossa and case blue to continue advancing; they were at a hard deficit in production and they were actively depleting their stockpiles. had they waited until '43, it would have been either catastrophic or impossible. the massive early gains due to surprise, largely involving destruction of soviet air assets (themselves obsolescent or obsolete, largely) would have been much less likely, and they'd run out of fuel even quicker.
>fuck you, gay ass nerd
Tell that to your homosexual nazi jew worshiping friends
id tell him to add all memeflags to the camps
Don't invade Russia and let Japan know that if they attack the US, they'll be on their own.
Fuck off rabbi.
You must make peace with the US and Britain and join forces to fight the true threat - Stalin. Otherwise your country is doomed to be a nation of ladyboys in tight pants led by women that will allow passive conquest by Arabs and Africans in less than a century.
Don’t aim for lebensraum in the East, instead invade as liberators and aim for the annexing of all of Africa.
>Early 1938
”Don’t annex Checoslovaquia, instead wait a few years, build your military up like crazy, pressure Poland to hand over the Danzig corridor and align to you with economic aid and territorial promises.
Then lead an international coalition against Communism and quickly grab the lebensraum at the end.”
You forgot
Remember that Italians win no matter what
>he says as he keeps posting about wanting hitlers cock
making a waterproof argument here
hitler worshiper's on /pol act like faggots.
>norway has oil...
...offshore, requiring technology that will take at least a decade to develop.
>the true threat - Stalin
and that means you cant be called out for doing the exact same thing? ironic or not its still gay
Wouldn’t work. The polish leadership knew about Hitler’s plans for Poland and would never have allied. Also, waiting any longer would lead to the negative effects of the Great Purge being negated, and past 1943 the Germans would stand no chance of successfully invading the USSR
Russia has t-34 and kv tanks, which will beat the hell out of panzers 3 and 4.
i dont meme or mutt flag retard
You sure are posting a lot there fag boy. Jews are scum.