PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LUNG PAO SICKEN EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: WE WILL PREVAIL 3/18/19
pic.twitter.com/T6UCyaPRIy
youtu.be/IRNCFxsXMh0
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Nursing CEOs 3/18/20
c-span.org/video/?470490-1/
youtu.be/ZYmDrxjDKMU
youtu.be/_z5gH8k32c4
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/18/20
c-span.org/video/?470459-1/
youtu.be/inl3tMRUH_8
>DefSec Esper on (((FakeNews))) 3/18/20
youtu.be/vYn6RCjC3Kc
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/18/20
youtu.be/DC7OlyY4pLg
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/18/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142658034001
>AgSec Perdue on Dobbs 3/18/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6142706322001/
>AgSec Perdue on FoxNews 3/18/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142553082001
>Trump2020Adviser Harp on FBN 3/18/20
youtu.be/uWv6W7dvOWA
>StateDeptVideo: Iranian Regime's Misinformation Campaign 3/18/20
youtu.be/mPvtGCa8eC4
>WHVideo: WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx: If you feel sick, stay home 3/18/20
youtu.be/htMboJF7pIc
>WHVideo: SG Adams Message to Young People 3/18/20
youtu.be/BUq3XDNCsUc
>WHVideo: Who needs to be tested for Corona-chan? 3/18/20
youtu.be/r5uRwMmh2aU
>WHVideo: NIAIDDir Fauci: What To Do If You Feel Sick 3/18/20
youtu.be/rkmOgvXi_p4
>WHVideo: What should you do if you think you might have Corona-chan? 3/18/20
youtu.be/Hgc38ozxm3Y
>TrumpAd: Trump: Presumptive 2020 Republican Nominee 3/17/20
youtu.be/OKopezb1ez4

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ALSO, A VERY IMPORTANT MORAL DILEMA FOR YOU GUYS
** This chick sits across you in the restaurante playfully, attempts to chat you up **
> NIHAO user
> TeeHee, don't you remember me? It's me, your bride to be
** COUGH COUGH **
> Don't make jokes in front of these gentlemen user, I just flew all the way across the ocean and crossed the southern border on foot
** whispering **
> AY PAPI! ICE are after me they just raided mi abuelas house and at this very moment they're across the restaurant waiting for me!
> please let me stay in your place! I'll pretend to be your bride
SO ANONS? ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THIS ONE EXCEPTION?
> she can't provide any documentation tho and she's a little feverish
WHAT SAYS YOU user?
(Also she only can cook carrot cake)

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MAGA

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-06-15/trump-warns-of-epic-stock-market-crash-if-he-s-not-re-elected

oof

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These are all direct quotes from trump.

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>only 500 people per day
>assuming all of them are being cremated it's already impossible to cremate them all fast enough
>Italy with modern technology can't even reach 200,000 cremation a year
guys?!

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It's raining outside.
Trump did this.

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>YOU NEETS ARE ON THE SHITLIST NOW
>350 BILLION OF OUR MONEY, GOYIM
>THAT'S OURS
>YOU'RE STEALING OUR LIVELIHOODS, YOU FUCKING NEETS
>WE'RE NOT GONNA FORGET, GOYIM
>THAT MONEY SHOULD BE FILLING OUR COFFERS SO WE CAN KEEP GETTING RICHER
>IT'S NOT FOR YOUR TENDIES OR YOUR VIDYA, YOU LITTLE PUKES
>DON'T THINK WE'LL FORGET THIS, GOYIM
>YOU'RE STEALING OUR SHEKELS!!!!!!!
>WE'RE GONNA CRASH THIS SYSTEM WITH NO SURVIVORS, GOYIM
>THEN BUY IT ALL FOR PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR
>THEN WE'LL END THE NEET SCOURGE ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!
>FUCKING DRRRRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

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> And this is their new hoax
True, but the context was
> The accusations that this administration is not taking Coronavirus seriously is their new hoax
Your image just proves his point

It's time again to get your chink hate flowing. I'll provide some very relaxing and comfy music for you while you watch these disgusting bugmen get what was coming to them. youtube.com/watch?v=E9s1ltPGQOo

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>how's your 401k doing?

NO REFUNDS

> It's time again to get your chink hate flowing
When is it ever not the time?

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FUCKING DRUMPF AND HIS NAZI RAIN

WIPEOUT

I WANT MY FUCKING BLIMPFBUX

Yang Gang is now Trump Train
>Yang Gang is now Trump Train
Yang Gang is now Trump Train
>Yang Gang is now Trump Train

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Chinese factories are back to work, schools are back in session. China beat Corona. The US won't be able to beat it in the same timeframe. China is going to get a jump on us by at least a year.

HAHAHAHA, plz don't tell me you got stung by that and is trying to turn it around
> NO REFUNDS BERNIE BROS

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Do jews fry foreskins before they eat them? Always wanted to know

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>(Also she only can cook carrot cake)
Oh --she's stayin'

NEETs aren't getting a dollar.

>these are all direct quotes from trump
And most of them out-of-context.

The harder it falls, the stronger will be the comeback. This will be the greatest "recovery" ever and it'll start right before the elections, boosting Trumps reelection chances.

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> Yang Gang is now Trump Train
YANGURAIS ASSEMBLE!
> I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE YANGGANG!

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NO REFUNDS has always been a meme about how bad Trump is at managing economic issues. Trumptards stole it to be about bernie.

Reminder, quarantine is a great time to make babies!

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Just bury them in mass graves. You know, the ones that can't be detected by ground sonar.

It very much is the berniggers trying to use it against us. SURPRISE SURPRISE. COMMIES ARE THIEVING NIGGERS.
Some people need warmups.

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Not good but then again I am not planning on cashing out until I retire which is many years from now. It is after all a RETIREMENT ACCOUNT. So the value
of it today doesn't really matter.

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C O P E
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P
E

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Now this is some delicious COPE.

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>tfw this causes mass graves of bones and everyone gets redpilled on cremation leaving them behind

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>sigh
>unzips

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>IMMA KILL MYSELF
Just do it already

You people will hang one day.

Traitorous dog.

TASTE THE CHAIN, NIGGERFAGGOT. Historical revisionism will not save you.

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Nice temperament for a president.

super revisionist cope

Where can I read the Treasury Department's memorandum on the 1Trillion dollar plan?

Nah.

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>peak crisis is past
>things will be back to normal in like 3 weeks
god damn it
GOD DAMN IT

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>printing money makes the value of the dollar decrease
>those with the most wealth get hit the hardest
>this UBI relief program is essentially an indirect tax on the wealthiest americans
No wonder why ((schumer)) hates it, it completely screws over his banking buddies

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You can always ride that frustration off on your dirt- oh wait. Whoops!

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So since the dust has settled what's your real opinion about Shep Smith?
He got fired wrongly for calling out Trump's bullshit.

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>t. i have no idea how purchasing power works

explain nigger

MAKE WHITE BABIES

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DISSOLVE

WORLD

HEALTH

ORGANIZATION

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His gimmick was became an angry frustrated news commentator. Literally a diamond dozen.

This would never happen incel. Have a good day

Democrats banned everyone from going to work and opposed giving all Americans 2000$ trumpbux and offered instead everyone take out loans with interest

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>quick let's institute socialism to btfo the rich jews
this virus isn't deadly enough

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>Surely the American people will base their decision on the next president based off the stock value of thirty companies they've never heard about before being 30 percent devalued for a two weeks due to an International crises.

KILL THEM ALL

The less value the dollar has the less you can buy with it.
If you need a recent example, look at Venezuela, if you think poorfags benefit.

I know it was wrong, but I had to get one good tease out.

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Shep quit because Tucker was more popular and the network wouldn't stand with Shep when the two butted heads.

>those with the most wealth get hit the hardest
That's not true, wealth is stable.
When the value of the dollar goes down the relative value of things like real estate goes up.
Just look at what happened over the last 10 years with ultra low interest rates.
People with stable income in dollars get hit the hardest, meaning the low and middle class.

How the fuck did pelosi and schumer bungle this opportunity so badly?

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Thank you. This constant trump thread needs to go. The man is an incompetent liar and needs to go

Peak of this wave will be in 18 days

No but he might lie about it

It is the morning in America so make it an awesome day or else

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I HAVE NO FUCKING TP AND I NEED CASH NOW
CALL JG WENTWORTH
877 CASH NOW

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Ethiopians are bad news niggers. Look at what those niggers do.

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>How the fuck did pelosi and schumer bungle this opportunity so badly?
What did I miss?

If the US's fiat currency was based on circulation amount and not the fact that its the world's reserve currency you might have a point, but it isn't so it's done nothing but go up in value despite the massive volume increase.

Trump is a pedophile.

Only if there's a national quarantine. If there's not a national quarantine, peak won't be for another 6 weeks.

are we shiroposting now?

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>implying this is socialism
>implying this isn't screwing over the federal reserve by changing the source of the money supply

>((federal reserve)) printing money for loans to ((big banks)) who loan it to ((smaller banks)) before they finally give it to businesses or citizens
>we have to deal with multiple tiers of debt
>instead give the money directly to people and subvert the system completely

He who controls the asspaper shall control the universe

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Damn, you are retarded.
The kraut gave you are more exact explanation.

>I HAVE NO FUCKING TP
use the bill of rights the way congresspeople do

Shep Smith was Fox News' token cocksucker and a bitchy little snit. Most Fox viewers were glad to see him go.

Pelosi said that we shouldn't just tax working americans and hand that money out to lazy poor people. /ptg/ got really mad about that.

No lobule!
Yuck

Purchasing power shouldn't matter since their is no price gouging allowed during a national emergency.

Every day is a day to post dumb sluts when there is no work to do

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for a second I thought Eminem made a song with gorillaz.

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shcumer and pelosi supported the first two corona stimuli bills that helped businesses but are currently balking at the bill for the middle class workers.

Look, it's simple, if 'Schumer' and Pelosi don't like something, you go ahead and do it.

>Shep Smith was Fox News' token cocksucker and a bitchy little snit
Can't argue against facts like those, user.
He was a annoying faggot.

>Damn, you are retarded.
No, I know what I'm talking about. You're a retard that doesn't realize there's a difference between being the king of the hill and a third world shit hole.
marketwatch.com/investing/index/dxy

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No one's guarding the tendies!!!

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Even after they shut down the economy just to pwn Drumpf? Really bad look for her.

>closing the gyms
You fucking NIGGERS I need to keep being strong this is gay

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>/ptg/ got really mad about that.
When did /ptg/ start caring about poor people.

Even though this is a city/town in America I bet none of you know where it is.

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under rated

It's for lower class. The Trump proposal had an income cap of $65,000.



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I HAVE THE WUHAN KUNG FLU AND I NEED CASH NOW
CALL JG WENTWORTH
877 CASH NOW

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Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for an asspaper universe that makes sense

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you can do squats and curl milk jugs

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1000 DOLLARS A MONTH BAD. SOCIALISM BAD.
*BZZZZZZZZZT*
>Transmission from Donald Trump: Every American will be getting a 1000 check a month
1000 DOLLARS A MONTH GOOD. SOCIALISM GOOD.

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what is the global supply of tindies. should i be worried

If convicts can double their size doing calisthenics in an 8x8 cell, I'm sure you can keep 'being strong' without a cable machine.

There is something to be said for black bag assassination squads. Sometimes I do miss them.

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Lift your furniture

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Somewhere in utah

The second that Trump turned into a socialist.

/ptg/ was never your hangout, Ben.

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Any particular reason why you aren't using your memeflag, Mr. Nigger?

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rich people land

Wrong!

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you are conflating a one time stimuli due to a pandemic with a monthly stipend for no reason. Nice try tho.

How much education do you have?

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It ain't the same lads I don't wanna go back to prison workouts fuck this gay world, objectively inferior

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Alaska

Colorado, or Juarez