MARKET OPENS IN 30 MINUTES

MARKET OPENS IN 30 MINUTES

MAKE YOUR PREDICTIONS

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Don't they open in an hour?

Dow Jones opens down, goes up a lil bit, goes down again, goes up a lil bit more, then in the last hour or so starts going down and ends around 18500.

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You're right it's one hour

i think its gonna be up today, the senate passed that recovery bill yesterday afternoon.

the markets will continue to decline.
12,000 by next Friday
still going lower. wont bottom until after April

pic related

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We're also getting reports that kung flu affects young people as much as old people.

This is going to destroy the consoomer class.

completely drops dead, hits negative

10/10

you forgot the part where they get a percentage in their pocket for each dollarino they print
also, fun fact: that money sign with the fingers is just a one handed hand rubing

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DJIA close above 21k

>nearly everyone on earth infected at this point
>now getting reports of the statistically less likely outcomes
IMAGUN MY SHOK.

Dow Jones?
More like Down Jones

More like Downs Jones
Printer goes BRRRRRRRRRRR today to zero avail

the market is going to crash and tomorrow germany is under full control

H A P P E N I N G

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUTURES ARE ONLY UP 300 FROM THEIR BOTTOM LAST NIGHT, FASTER, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

it'll close below 19k

we pump +4%

bottom is 18k, thank me later

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One day pol will learn Jews are just wondering desert people and aren't behind anything

Drop and closed within 15 min

its super not the bottom user. the bottom is closer to 8k

>the jew speculators told me my fiat coin is supposed to worth millions of fiat fed reserve notes

Holy Shit.

200 points up today. Maybe more if MIGA Trump announces plans to give everyone shekels.

Blood Bath

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10/10 TOP FUCKING KEK
>AND I'M A Yas ForumsFAG
Will spread

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Do you not have fingers?
Or are you so fat you dont have knuckles?

That’s a hamfisted pork skinner if I’ve ever seen one.

It will be stable at start (~0% change).
Swiss people can fell that

We going 17k on the DOW today.

-300 within the opening 10

>MAKE YOUR PREDICTIONS

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Crop failure and 404 in 9 boasts

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total societal collapse in the next week or so

circuit breakers pop at 9:40

More like 9:31

i better get my neetbux bribe from these fed boomers.

Fuck if I know. All I know is China has bought a lot of stock in the recent days and it's fucking suspicious. This was a bio attack to facilitate a economic attack. China is waging war on the west and our nation's are ignoring it.

Most have watched the Wodrag Videos
It will rise to news highs

BUY BUY BUY

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oh please yes. we will build something functional from the ashes.

Futures are -2.0%.

4% down by close

MARKET OPEN
IMMEDIATE 1400 POINT DROP

Futures (i dont know what futures are) looked wishy washy all night. I think maybe another deny the sun day + some fakery to try to instill phblic confidence

18500 close or lower

ALL THESE THINGS I HATE REVOLVE AROUND MEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm putting everything on red.

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yeah but unless this goes into october, we aint hitting true bottom

why is the market allowed to open? just keep it closed and ban selling

NEGATIVE 3000 POINTS BECAUSE THE
BROTHERHOOD OF SATURN WANTS TO
LOOT AMERICA. AND TRUMP IS LETTING
THEM.

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Brrr-Bro's reporting in.
All Brrr's report to your stations,
this is not a drill.

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they will shovel up the arse more money,
>STUMB
>STUMB
>STUMB
>SYUMB
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Trump is Q xD

Black came up, just get it over with

We're not going to the bottom.
There is no bottom anymore.

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>just fuck over everyone who wasnt retarded in January and stayed in the market.
No thanks, the dollars doing fine thank you very much for asking.

DOW 19000-19300 at the end of the day