/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2273 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Give ne that 200k version!

Also, did we got over 1000 deaths yeasterday? Last I checked we were missing few to 8k

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Remember anons:
>spring is allergy season
>people will be sneezing and touching their faces
>you will want to sneeze and touch your face

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We got our own alternative to it.

>tfw no squid girl in my bunker
Why live?

+ 9 cases for today
Total: 267
Things might get better, but don't ignore that hundreds of more people are definitely infected and haven't taken tests yet.
However I think Estonia can survive if we can get past the tipping point. Our main income isn't based on tourism and we have almost no dept.

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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Vaping makes you immune I touch my face all day everyday every hour

>IT'S OVER 9000!

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50% tax rates?

When did you realize that Teddy was right?

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tell me more, negrito

Who will be the champion of the American continent? I say either México, Argentina or Brazil

Still happening though

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corona isnt real

actually i just saw one half mask on amazon that could potentially ship at the end of the month...
how do you know what filters are compatible with what?
pls respond

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No ones care about your shithole country

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>500 PEOPLE DIED IN ONE DAY IN ITALY ALONE
500 PEOPLE DIED IN ONE DAY IN ITALY ALONE
>500 PEOPLE DIED IN ONE DAY IN ITALY ALONE
500 PEOPLE DIED IN ONE DAY IN ITALY ALONE

What do you thing REAL chinese numbers are?

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shut the fuck up,english teacher
the japan numbers are bullshit and you know it

yee

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SPAIN RESUME
17.147 CASES (+3.431, A 25% MORE)
767 DEATHS
>17.147 CASES (+3.431, A 25% MORE)
>767 DEATHS
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>17.147 CASES (+3.431, A 25% MORE)
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>17.147 CASES (+3.431, A 25% MORE)
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>17.147 CASES (+3.431, A 25% MORE)
>767 DEATHS
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>17.147 CASES (+3.431, A 25% MORE)
>767 DEATHS
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767 DEATHS
>17.147 CASES (+3.431, A 25% MORE)
>767 DEATHS

I WAS SHORT YESTERDAY SAYING IT'S GONNA BE 16,000 ONLY, IT'S OGRE
IT'S GONNA BE 20,000 TOMORROW!
ITALY, GET READY TO BE DETHRONED, SPAIN IS HERE!

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I have to tend to my horse, let her roam for a few hours, praying for you lads, stay safe, prepare for everything, and remember the more shills that appear the bigger this will become.
It will be when you get infected sadly

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Upwards of 30k dead at this point

We're over 9,000!!!

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I'm glad my mother died last year and didn't live to see this.

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>vaping makes you immune spend all your coronabucks on juul pods - Theodore Kaczynski

Man was ahead of his time

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we're all fucked. it's not trump's fault, but there it is. goddamn chinks.

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REMINDER

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daily reminder that the top 20 total deaths also include two tropical shitholes, so summertime won't matter to Corona-chan at all!

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Rollin for Xi the Pooh on gallows

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I dont think It has really began yet Estonbro

dumb flat earth tier nigger

hundreds of thousands dead im sure
china is filled with old people and everyone is crammed tight in tiny little rooms in big apartment complexes
there's no way there aren't millions of infected in china

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>elmundo.es/madrid/2020/03/19/5e7345d6fc6c839d7f8b45bd.html

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Yeah the Robert Koch Institute in Germany officially debunked the warm weather shit
SARS isn't the flu

BREAKING: Dutch singer Koos Alberts succumbs to covid-19
>BREAKING: Dutch singer Koos Alberts succumbs to covid-19
BREAKING: Dutch singer Koos Alberts succumbs to covid-19

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>someone coughed in my general direction 10 meters away
do i have it

t. Japanese Olympic Committee spokesman

H E A V Y
V I R AL
L O A D S

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the spaniards' stupidity + recklessness = easy victory for Corona-chan

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Based. I love Makoto Shinkai.

>moderate symptoms develop
>where my primary care practises is closed???
>other clinic tells me that unless it is very urgent, appointments can't be made
>is recommended by manager that I visit ER or urgent care
>literally every source says not to do this unless it is actually urgent

Work is giving me a very hard time about this, asking that I see a doctor, and give them a doctor's note, but I CAN'T. What the fuck do I do if I want to continue working when I get better?

Who's paying for that, dumb fuck? (you)

>only 767 deaths
Pathetic

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> mossad buys 100000 corona testkits
> forgets the swabs
> muh superior ashkenazi IQ

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You guys ready for the barter economy?

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even if it was real im immune, im a chad and you are nothing

My little Corona-chan can't be this cute

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MICHAEL BARNIER, EU BREXIT NEGOCIATOR, HAS THE VIRUS
ITZIAR ITUÑU, LA CASA DE PAPEL ACTRESS, HAS THE VIRUS
>MICHAEL BARNIER, EU BREXIT NEGOCIATOR, HAS THE VIRUS
>ITZIAR ITUÑU, LA CASA DE PAPEL ACTRESS, HAS THE VIRUS
MICHAEL BARNIER, EU BREXIT NEGOCIATOR, HAS THE VIRUS
ITZIAR ITUÑU, LA CASA DE PAPEL ACTRESS, HAS THE VIRUS

elmundo.es/internacional/2020/03/19/5e734ef521efa06a648b4602.html
elmundo.es/loc/famosos/2020/03/19/5e73514321efa0f43e8b45ee.html

He is death in 2018 faggot

Sauce? Most human coronaviruses are seasonal

if you haven't been in complete isolation for a month at least then yes, yes you have it. We all do.

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She's still clean, right bro's?

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The /bizpol/ server is discord gg xFuuSTZ

Come laugh at the retards losing money we have 650 members and are growing

Madagascar has closed Its ports: thenewsnigeria.com.ng/2020/03/15/precaution-african-countries-tighten-borders-as-coronavirus-continues-creep/

sorry svenanon, you're next. nothing personell kiddo

this lol. same with our spring break retards.

Tomorrow we will get third place

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hollacoaster jews on suicide watch

big if true

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wew, because no-one will ever care about your future.

I know, the tipping point may start probably in 2 or 3 weeks.

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He literally had underlying condition

>All the videos and everything coming out of china
>Hey let's do NOTHING.
Did your country pass the test?

probably safe to put it up to an additional power of 10. And I'm damn near one hundred percent sure the US numbers are low as hell because few people are getting tested due to For Profit hospitals

may the blue-collar workers there incinerate more

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R A R E

the fact you didn’t even know what to look for in the first place, dummy. furthermore. the 1/6 could have been reinfected in 2 days. that’s an important factor to think about considering people’s fears of reinfection and it getting into the nervous system.

MOST UP TO DATE NUMBERS

USA
cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html

INTERNATIONAL
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports/

pic related, new treatment with drug combo shows promising results
inb4 dumbass argentinian tries to nitpick and move the goalposts like below

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Spain is definitely set to beat Italy's high score within the next 14 days.

>What do you thing REAL chinese numbers are?
Add two zeros in both deaths and total cases.

>work in ems
>already had unprotected contact with 2+ presumed patients in the last 72 hours
>check with boss if we're supposed to self-quarantine since we interact with at risk populations constantly
>"no, of course not, you should only stay home if you get a fever of 103F+"
who else /superspreader/
I've been inside 4 separate hospitals and 5 or 6 nursing homes across the state

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China is gonna get nuked before this is done.
Screencap this.

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Best of luck!

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ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
>ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
>ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
>ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
>ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
>ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
>ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
>ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
>ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
>ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
>ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
>ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS
>ABASCAL, RIGHT WING LEADER OF VOX, HAS RECOVERED FROM THE VIRUS

>twitter.com/Santi_ABASCAL/status/1240401499693481990

LEFTWING RETARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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WHY CONTAIN IT

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I've got a friend who thinks the gym will be open again next week

Im pretty sure France is even more of a shithole at this point

we hot as fuck here cases are more than doubling daily at probably 600 ~ 700 cases today

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A classic case of jews jewing jews.

>Nancy Pelosi blocked the UBI covid relief bill
>((Schumer)) instead said citizens can take out loans and pay them back after it's over with a small bit of interest
>all the progressives promptly threw up in their mouths and split from the democratic establishment
>yang and even OMAR backing Trump saying he has unprecedented leadership
This is amazing.

You know, they didn't just start with bats...

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Literally just a flu

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>ZERO (0) INFECTION
ZERO (0) DEATH
>ZERO (0) INFECTION
ZERO (0) DEATH
>ZERO (0) INFECTION
ZERO (0) DEATH
>ZERO (0) INFECTION
ZERO (0) DEATH

come home white man!

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threads slowing down.

maybe you've realised this was nothing after all

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don't listen to this fag. i wish you the best, Estonia.

make sure to infect the old people so they die and stop being leeches

but what if I want that, halfaSatan?

Yeah sure faggot
Median salary in your shithole is about 600 euros right

It's still worth it right bro's?
Sure your hopa will likely be born with:
>a tail
>and weak lungs
>probably look nothing like you
but hey at least he'll be good at math, right!?

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just say its fucking urgent and get checked. if they ask why its urgent, tell them youre not feeling well and yourr being threatened at work.

ALL HAIL CORONACHAN

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>america and canada gets universal basic income
>europe's welfare state is already too massive to add onto it especially after all the refugees
>tfw America comes out of this reborn third reich style and europe crumbles in the vain attempts to hold onto the old federal reserve central banking system

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Lol. Even next month Is naive at this point

anyone here actually catch this shit?
I have a cough, short breath, what do I do? Am I dead?

MADAGASCAR FUCK YOU, YOU WILL NEVER BE SAFE YOU FUCKING NIGGER FUCKS

>the fact you didn’t even know what to look for in the first place

That's because I already knew beforehand that 1 of the 6 with the double treatment was reinfected, so it never crossed my mind that it would be the group touted as having "100% recovery rate". So I checked the other group instead.

16% reinfection rate is not 100% recovery. n=6 is a hilariously insignificant sample size.

>A total of 26 patients received HCQ and 16 were control patients.
>Six HCQ-treated patients were lost in follow-up during the survey because of early cessation of treatment.
>None of the control patients was lost in follow-up.
>one of the patients under hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin combination who tested negative at day6 post-inclusion was tested positive at low titer at day8 post-inclusion.
27% complication rate (7/26). 23% didn't actually get better in 6 days (6/26). 50% got better in 6 days (13/26). The control group reached the same milestone in 8 days. Dead on arrival.

fuck. im young though. 20. so i jack up on vitamin c

Not even a single backpacking millenial? Awww man

China has about 23x the population of Italy. If it scales the same way, then there are about 11,000 dead chinks each day. If we count this as have been going on for two months, then there are probably 660,000 dead chinks total. Note that chinks cities are much more densely packed, so it's probably higher.

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Goddamn Madagascar is at it again. Alright bois, we need to round up some infected, and parachute them in to the country. Time for those sons of bitches to pay for fucking with so many Pandemic runs.

"Chinese virus" really is a prohibited combination of words on Youtube, huh.

>5 round limiting pin accidentally fell out of my magazine
Oopsie!

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Started on March 17 with locals complaining about 'balbals' and the locals patrolling. We thought it was just the local druggies but most of them have been imprisoned so it was a surprise when military personnel started telling us to go home while making an outpost near the dilapidated harbor. We've been seeing foreign nationals testing their drones and always carrying their rifles while constantly monitoring the coast. Their excuse is that it just an outpost for the virus...Like what the fuck man we can't take pictures without them asking us kindly to fuck off. Fucking hell, there has been a lot of running around our roofs and whirling for days. Hell, we even got a flybys with those planes duts got. And Im pretty sure that we don't even own chinooks

hes right tho, this is overblown stupid shit and once people realize there is no illness and everyone wanted an excuse not to work society will return to normal

n95 or bust

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We can be friends then.

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>only 500 people per day
>assuming all of them are being cremated it's already impossible to cremate them all fast enough
>Italy with modern technology can't even reach 200,000 cremation a year
guys?!

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NOTHING BURGER

Live by the coast? Better have maps of the routes around your city's grain piers.

Further in? Better have maps of the routes around your city's abattoirs and truck depots.

Not in a city and have prepped? You don't need this post.

29 Danes now in ventilators

Capacity is about 900

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Yes....It's looking more and more like a Chinese bioweapon. China responded so swiftly and aggressively to quarantine before they should have known what they were dealing with - and yet they have never reacted that way before for SARs, the Swine flu, or other diseases. Then they swiftly came out with the "cure".

I call bullshit. They quarantined so quickly because they knew exactly what they were dealing with from the beginning. They came out with the cure because they already had it. They waited to release the cure to the outside world until the western world was already screwed. If their recovery is real, then they've been giving the "cure" to their own people for a while now.

abcnews.go.com/Health/chloroquine-malaria-drug-treat-coronavirus-doctors/story?id=69664561

Death to China.

>Jewlery store raid
Do you cunts think this is Corona related, or at least taking opportunity of the situation?
I haven't ever heard of robberies like this in Australia before, though I am a zoomer. The only times we can know absolutley if its Corona panic raiders is if its food, or they directly say so. I dunno if house raiders will just be considered regular burglars for a while

9news.com.au/national/sydney-jewel-heist-germani-jewellery-robbed-early-hours-george-street/36299855-b99b-4944-8645-7f33ff78c756

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>when I get better

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Infected people come here from all over the world and they get healed magically.
You can google it. Lots of infected pajeets are coming here to get healed in Pashupatinath.

Fun fact: Madagascar is usually considered part of the Malay sphere, its people more similar to Indonesians or Pinoys than Africans.

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He looks like Lovecrafts slightly less autistic bastard son.

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!!!

amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/03/19/tech/netflix-internet-overload-eu/index.html
>The European Union is urging Netflix and other streaming platforms to stop showing video in high definition to prevent the internet from breaking

Euros always bragging about their internet speeds and how cheap it is.

>No you cant stream HD video it will break our internet tubes...

The state of eurocucks

You should go check eastern europe, even if salaries are lower, purchasing power is good and it looks clean unlike your cities. People are friendly and there's few poors and homeless.
Also not having arabs everywhere is a big plus.

Dumb city slicker.

>20,000 tomorrow
try today, julio

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focus.de/gesundheit/ratgeber/coronavirus-sprechstunde-von-focus-online-wird-kontrolliert-ob-ich-mich-an-quarantaene-halte_id_11716274.html

I've coomed several times to her already. Enjoy!

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Low IQ massive retard here (although pretty aware of this shit like all sane people). I know plenty of people that don't want to stay the fuck inside their homes and I get that there's plenty of "outside people". But which reasons, aside from slowing down the infection, do you think the government would have to impose this lockdown? As in, does anyone here think of an ulterior motive?

I know there's people that think that this shit is fake, the numbers are fake, everyone who's sick is faking it or has something else, but I want to know what do you think the reasoning behind faking it would be if that were true. Because frankly all I see is people being annoyed they can't hang out at a fucking beach.

Is this nothingburger over yet?

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Whats their CpH? (Corpse per Hour)

Look at the Wuhan live webcams on YouTube. Probably 100k+ only there.

Youtube doesn't even let you say corona without demonetizing you.

COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT CONFISCATES MEDICAL MATERIAL AT THE BORDERS, AND DON'T DISTRIBUTE THEM TO THE PROVINCES WHO VOTED RIGHT WING
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT CONFISCATES MEDICAL MATERIAL AT THE BORDERS, AND DON'T DISTRIBUTE THEM TO THE PROVINCES WHO VOTED RIGHT WING
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT CONFISCATES MEDICAL MATERIAL AT THE BORDERS, AND DON'T DISTRIBUTE THEM TO THE PROVINCES WHO VOTED RIGHT WING
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT CONFISCATES MEDICAL MATERIAL AT THE BORDERS, AND DON'T DISTRIBUTE THEM TO THE PROVINCES WHO VOTED RIGHT WING
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT CONFISCATES MEDICAL MATERIAL AT THE BORDERS, AND DON'T DISTRIBUTE THEM TO THE PROVINCES WHO VOTED RIGHT WING
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT CONFISCATES MEDICAL MATERIAL AT THE BORDERS, AND DON'T DISTRIBUTE THEM TO THE PROVINCES WHO VOTED RIGHT WING
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT CONFISCATES MEDICAL MATERIAL AT THE BORDERS, AND DON'T DISTRIBUTE THEM TO THE PROVINCES WHO VOTED RIGHT WING
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT CONFISCATES MEDICAL MATERIAL AT THE BORDERS, AND DON'T DISTRIBUTE THEM TO THE PROVINCES WHO VOTED RIGHT WING
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT CONFISCATES MEDICAL MATERIAL AT THE BORDERS, AND DON'T DISTRIBUTE THEM TO THE PROVINCES WHO VOTED RIGHT WING
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT CONFISCATES MEDICAL MATERIAL AT THE BORDERS, AND DON'T DISTRIBUTE THEM TO THE PROVINCES WHO VOTED RIGHT WING
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT CONFISCATES MEDICAL MATERIAL AT THE BORDERS, AND DON'T DISTRIBUTE THEM TO THE PROVINCES WHO VOTED RIGHT WING

>libremercado.com/2020-03-19/confiscacion-sanchez-escasez-material-medico-mascarillas-1276654240/

OH NONONONONONONONO THIS DUMBFUCK AND THE COMMIES GONNA GET US ALL KILLED

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>denmark only has 1 ventilator for every 6225 people

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where?
liblib ka ba? tapo marami pang foreigners dyan putsa parang movie?

Chimpout beginning.

Fix the nigger and the Muslim problem then you may talk

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Just tuned in. How’s America like?

NOOOOO. MY HD RACEMIXING PROPAGANDA!!

Sauce?

The NHS will collapse by the weekend won’t it?

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got infected working at a supermarket it is impossible to sleep with the painAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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it doesn't says, just that they need more people working at

so go kill them retard

agreed, Estonia is Finland's cool cousin.

> Italy 35,713 (2,978)
>Germany 13,083 (31)
fucking how

Good
Accelerate the social unrest

"I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN"

529 cases, 4 deaths

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millennials are fucking retarded and didn't stay home but went out and partied so expect our cases to skyrocket soon
it was at max capacity before this virus even hit

Italy #1 for deaths today at 6pm.
Numerals confirm.

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/k/ on screen
Kek

Whatever you say, Akhmed

You're kill my Spanish friendo. Might as well coom and give your life energies to Corona-chan

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Used to be but no longer, the post is addressed towards clueless city slicker anons, not all of them have been corrupted yet

Kek, look at you go. When an Austrian doctor sees a foreign name on his list who you think he is going to treat first a Kurtz or a Jovanovic?

In times of crises nations close ranks. You come into my country and are told to self-isolate only to go "lol fuck this country im Austria lololol". Fuck you!

Also nice of you to show loyalty to Austria by running away to Serbia. Typical diaspora mentality. Like rats fleeing a sinking ship

>High volume of slide threads.
High volume of slide threads.
>Eyes up for information being suppressed.
Eyes up for information being suppressed.
*New fags and recent arrivals, attention.
On Yas Forums and the /pol board particularly there are interested parties actively trying suppress information and guide narratives much like real life. The tools these elements referred to as shills use are typically.
1:Threads about irrelevant nonsense (Look for posts about women, x country better than y and they love BBC posts).
2:Spam posts that they will not reply to(1 post by this ID)
3:Doubt posting (anything from your sources to your sanity called into question)
DO NOT REPLY TO SHILL POSTS. There maybe something important happening today and that is why they are here in force.

cope with it all you want but the fact you didn’t know what to look for, let alone consider reinfection, only proves you’re trying to save face right now.
if n=6 is insignificant, then why in god’s name would we do follow-ups on case studies?
dumb argie. your ignorance makes me mad. that being said, have a good one. i’m out. thanks for baking.

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Yeah

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Bros...

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I’m the one who was replying to you in earlier thread. Again, look for a 3m mask because of universal filter compatibility + tons of yubtubs videos of instructions on how to wear them.

lmao
I though only we were low IQ retards

When 500 coofers are lined up at a hospital and they start losing control. That is what they are trying to prevent with the lockdowns.

That's MSM not a valid source. Got a link to the study/journal?

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You advertised it as an extended spring break though

Unfortunately, they don't possess the German superior incinerating technology with 6000000 cph

>entire world order destroyed in less than a month.
God is at work friends, repent before its too late..

Well fuck I just watched the news video, the owner literally says he thinks its Corona related

make ventilators with lego

>OH NO NOT MUH NETFLICKS

Just a flu bro. They will definitely not infect the elderly and cause a collaspe of your healthcare system.

What makes you think it's even working before?

Then where are we hiding the bodies, Faggot Burger? Go wash your hands.

It's near mandangoa of region x. Fucking hell, what the fuck is happening

>red deads
>yellow infected
>green recovered

Something is fishy here... What if Green China bar are actually deaths too?

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ah-bloo-bloo

This kind of thing is common and often involves the owners (they just sold all their stock to the insurance company).

Anyone know about upcoming quarantine in Argentina?? Heard that quarantine starts tomorrow, but need to confirm. Any info is appreciated, thanks.

Cope

>US going to be worse than Italy in 2 weeks

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Calm your shit 525k died of H1n1 in 2009 when Obumma was Pres and no one batted an eyelash. People are stupid.

When do u think u'll get COLLVIND 19m

AHHHHH END SOCIETY END SOCIETY COLLAPSE CIVILIZATION ALREADY FUUUCCCKKKK COME ON COME ON COME ONNNNNNNNN

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Oy Vey! Easy with antisemitism!

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767 deaths

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i just want the ccp exterminated, not all of china.

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same goes for the Iranian bar btw, they were shown giant mass graves being build discovered by using satellite images the other day.

>wuhan's traffic is still completely dead months later
they're all dead

VIVA ESPAÑA
VIVA EL REY
VIVA EL ORDEN Y LA LEY

OKAY /CVG/
I NEVER SEE ANY OF YOU MENTIONING KIKES OR KIKE INVOLVEMENT
ANYONE GOT ANY INFO ON WHAT THEY'RE UP TO RIGHT NOW?

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I don't even know if I have it. I won't know unless it is very urgent. It's not possible to meet with a doctor, let alone be tested. My experience with this only makes me think, wow, "confirmed cases" doesn't mean jack shit. Hearing coughing through the walls of my apartment, too. I know that lots of infections can result in similar symptoms, but it's hard to stop imagining the worst. :(

It's 2020 and Americans think they'll get executed when a glass capsule smaller than a penny is implanted into their arms, that is literally 60ies tech in small.

You guys are, like, Germany 1932.

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>millennials
Most millennials are out of college now, these are young zoomers....

thanks bro i ordered one
i just need to figure out what filters to order
will this
amazon.com/3M-50051138464658-Cartridge-Filter-Organic/dp/B07571LR2K/ref=sr_1_8?keywords=3m filters n95&qid=1584622009&sr=8-8

work with this ?
amazon.com/gp/product/B007JZ1N00/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

>Can't into geometric growth
>Can't into marginals
>Lacks foresight, can't plan
A fucking nigger

Spain, are you trying to surpass us?

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also how often would i have to replace the filters?

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Calm down faggot
> When the pandemic ended after a year, H1N1’s fatality rate in the U.S. was approximately 0.02%. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimated under 61 million cases, around 275,000 hospitalizations, and over 12,000 deaths in the U.S. alone.

>150 deaths
>106 recovered

Why is America's recovery rate so low?

China Russia Iran Pakistan
V
USA Israel Japan

I know that they are trying to delay things, but as breadline sanders would say, "that's a good thing". What I'm asking is, what would be a non-coronavirus related reason to lock people down, at least in the minds of people who think that this is all some bullshit psyop or whatever. I tried asking a friend that still believes this is all a fucking joke, just a flu and that he feels like we're being imprisoned because of something else than the coronavirus, but he hasn't been able to explain what else.

Do the US have chinks working in sweatshops & has any left wing mayor's asked ppl to hug them?

Americans can't cope with the concept their health care system is shit.

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twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1240371160078000128
American zoomers working hard to take out the boomers

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Fake data

Oh fuck, Northern Mindanao?

[spoiler]Asa dapita sa bukid?[/spoiler]

Checked
And I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

They'll start dying all at once, let them get worse.