This NIGGER survived the coronoavirus!!

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Gives me hope.

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sounds more like ha had big diarrhea

i know that feel. dang. i know the feel of a big nasty shit cramping your gut and you jsut want it to be over with. Wiping so hard little spots of blood appear on the TP.

I thought it was Big Lenny from the thumbnail

how many pepoole have surviived this virus? apparently a lady aged 103 from Iran survived it.

For every fuck like this there are 20 people who got over it easily that the media is ignoring

WHAT
ARE WE ON DIFFERENT TIMELINES???

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STOP BEING CALM TRUMP MUST PAY FOR THIS

you don't 'survive' the corona. It'll come back. Also, looks like he got medical assistance. when hospitals overflow how will you get any medical assistance?

>he survived
for now

How the fuck do you scream for mercy with fluid in your lungs? Nigger lie.

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Underrated.

Deep

So he got sick? He got a virus and got sick? Wow.

China.

How does a woman of all things live to be 103 in fucking Iran?

You'll find out soon enough lol

He turned to God and got saved.

Much of Yas Forums is too arrogant to do so, so they will get wiped out, together with family and the rest of nation in disbelief.

Only God can safe the white race.

They are goddamn reptilian shape shifters who have been sucking our life force.

haha nice edit!

he is going to give us all $2,000!!!!

He wont survive the pillow

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Dude! God kills. Read the bible ok? Read Numbers. Got gets angry and kills.

imagine having to listen to him repeat himself for 2 weeks."oh gawd help me, oh lord help, me oh jesus helps me, oh lord halp me."

All niggers deserve to die, and this fat bitch needed to kiss death.

Fucking with somebody's grandmother is probably the last thing you want to be doing in Iran.

yeah but he didn;t! its like a miracle and should give you some hope.

Not being a whore?

85,831 have currently fully recovered
131,302 currently infected and of those 124,406 are mild and will definitely survive, of the remaining 6,896 about 2-4% will survive

>Black man being loud as fuck
Checks out
>OH LAWDY JAYSIS LAWD I GOTS DAT CORONAVIRUS JAYSIS PROTEK MEH

>I am getting stronger

>screaming for mercy
>screaming
>with bilateral interstitial pneumonia
Good one you big lying nigger

They gave him vitamin c. HCQ. Zpack

>telling an older person suffering from viral pneumonia that they have THE ULTRA MEGA KILLER CORONAVIRUS-19 THEY KEEP HEARING ABOUT ON TV and then proceeding to make a gigantic, stressful deal out of instead of calmly treating him like you normally would when a patient presents with acute viral pneumonia.
Wow. What a stressful ordeal.

>nypost

you had one job
>coomervirus patient

Never underestimate a nigger's determination to make as much noise as possible.

>NIGGER survived
>Gives me hope.
wut

I’m on the shitter rn after a night of heavy drinking and Mexican food and I feel his pain

They don't, it's a well known pension gibs scam. She probably the grand-daughter of the person she's pretending to be.

well if a subhuman nigger survived then anyone can!

Oh shit! The king flu turned der coomer half nigger.

> typically runs 5 miles every day.

That nigga lying.

you ever shit and vomit at the same time? i have at least three times in my life. awful man.

Wow, a nigger survived a mild cold!

N

>Coomronavirus

I'm hearing mixed reports, some just had hot flashes and light fever, others go through hell. Must be the 2 strains, the Yas Forums larp that said there's an L-strain (Lethal) and S-strain (Safe), and the safe strain gives you antibodies that protect you against the lethal strain.

well i mean it call comes down to diet. so you can run 5 miles a day like i do but if your diet is shit like mine you will look like this nigger.

Praying cures coronavirus confirmed.

fuck me, one time I had food poisoning and while burying my head in the toilet to vomit felt liquid shit run down my thigh, got up, wiped my leg off with wet tp, sat down to keep shitting then threw up all over my dick and balls and the floor. worst 2 days of my fucking life

Because she was healthy
It’s taking out the sick and weak.
Based and dare I say redpilled

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>Harris, a father of four children with three grandchildren, believes he was exposed to the coronavirus at another hospital when he went in for an appointment that wound up being canceled.

>Within a couple of days, he said, he felt like he couldn’t clear his throat. He couldn’t stop coughing. By the next day, he had a fever and headaches. But the worst part was the body aches.

I thought the incubation period was 20 days?

>> typically runs 5 miles every day.
Carrying a heavy flat-screen TV.

That’s a big larp, a lot of the “”reinfection”” cases could well just be catching the second strain.

>coonronavirus

Sounds more like he was being ass raped by 10 niggers with a broken bottle.

> mercy
WTF was he trying to bargain with the virus? Or bargain with the ten black cocks up his ass.

you should have just got in the bathtub and stayed there, that’s how we do it here

its about 2-7 with edge cases of up to a couple weeks

> edge cases
Is that with or without edging?

>respiratory Virus
>Screaming

Whiny bitches need to exaggerate less.

the nearest bathroom to my room was a half bathroom that only had a sink and a toilet, poor people houses usually have at least one

I think this proves God exists.

He literally says GLASS IN HIS LUNGS, that's the lung scarring which take 15 years to heal.

>chink researchers and doctors write in journal about lung scarring

>nah its fake news, that's just asians and smokers

>belgian doctors talk about lung scarring in 30-50 year old people who have no history of smoking.

The yellow fever errr... i mean Chinese virus is because of China.

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