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ITT we lluagh at oilniggers
WTF is going on?
details?
30% of their exports is oil and gas
I saw that, but wtf is going on to cause that fall?
Crown is plummeting. Ordering shit from China is about 20% more expensive right now. It's the end of the world.
>corona drops demand of oil
>saudis ask russia to cut on oil exports
>russia declines
>suadis ramps up production
>oil prices plumet
god i hope that shit dries up completely
every country reliant on it is a jewed up shithole that deserves to collapse
It's under 20% of our GDP so we'll be fine in the long run. I hope we move away from it too. Too risky.
fuck you oilnigger
I doubt about corona causing a drop in demand, but the rest makes sense.
DELET THIS
fuck you too whatever you are
time to join EU, norgay
He is the famous hacker Yas Forums
I am Anun btw.
You know it's bad when even grease makes fun of you
If hold stocks, you lose
If you hold crypto, you lose
If you hold your own currency, you lose
I'm fucked, lost 500k NOK.
>flooding the market
Who would want something at a lower price?
If I wanted some oil, I'd wait until it was under 4 dollars a barrel like it used to be in the old days.
>he didn't buy gold
lmao
>not longing TP
You're never gonna make it fren. Sorry
fugg gommies
There there, you may be 500k poorer, but at least Norway is still white. You guys can rebuild.
also on that note, silver is on a 15 year low so the time to buy is now
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Gold and silver are falling as well dipshit.
Fuck off Aleksandrskiov we buy the top like real chads
>getting in a price war with people who can barely drive a car (rus)
>while muslim, illiterate, and creepy (sod)
bwaahahhahhahhahahahaa this is too ironic
The world is facing armageddon and we were born just at the right time to watch this from the first rows
silver is
gold fell 3 months worth of growth, ie literally nothing (also my point wasn't that you'd make bank on gold, just that you wouldn't lose you monies)
>GDP
>Total Exports
Delet!
based Yas Forumsnessman
buy high, sell low
the saudi prince has imprisoned 5000 members of the royal family he is afraid
Oil fucking collapsed. Not exactly mr. current events here.
I was thinking about putting all my money in gold but it looked like a bad bet at the time, regretting it now.
Comfy view, just bored of waiting for it.
need to invest in toilet paper
lots of people being told to not go to work, schools closed, bars closed.
that means less people going out, which means less driving
OY VEY
1/3 of a barrel per person when the price was 100$ this was 33$ per person per day
has anyone mentioned the fake arm he wears sometimes? he should be shot for being a nasty criminal slob. I've wondered what sort of weapons he hides in the fake arm. I've seen him wear it at meetings with leaders of other nations and wondered why no one searches this murderous thief before letting him in the room.
NOOOOOOOO DONT LAUGH AT MEEEEEEE MY EMPIRE OF DIIIIIIIIRT PLEEEEEEEEEASE STOOOOP NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST HURT MY FEELINGS LIKE THE VLAD IS HURTING OUR MARKETS PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE NOT THE OPECERINOOO
This guy is gonna make it.
It is true, but that's not an actual drop in demand, more like a projection of what the demand will be.
assad will piss on the ashes of riyadh
>this was 33$ per person per day
Supposing that the money went into people's pockets.
based russkies
you can also add the gas money too those oil and gas niggers have zero reasons to work
unironically buy long calls on oil you fucking retards
Yes because the majority of petrol is going towards your average bloke going down to the pub... Not the fucking 16 wheelers making sure you retarded Europeans can get more toilet paper
EU-IQ
Former Saudi here. It's been funny watching the oil crash and burn, but seriously we can't let Assad get the chemical weapons code.
>THE VLAD
He is suckin dick because russian oil is more expensive to extract. AND it is also less pure.
>zero reasons to work
They should learn from the migrants, stay home on welfare and have dozens of babies.
the russian economy is literally set up to be anti fragile you hohol retard
that's why they are able to do this
>buy
We are poor here on Yas Forums go talk to the richfags on Yas Forums
pretty sure shipping is down too
Fucking Belorussia is buing saudi oil and telling Vlad to shove his shit where sun don't shine. Let that sink in.
>the russian economy is set up
Another delusional westerner. The only thing "set up" in russia is the opression of ethnic russians by everyone and anyone. They have a big reserve in dollar but besides that they really have as much economy as fucking Ukraine or Belorussia which is none.
yes it is retard
they, like literally every other nation on earth, plan their economy to a certain extent
if you weren't an 80IQ retard, you would deny that they set it up in an anti-fragile manner, but you are 80IQ and therefore deny that they plan their economy
please drown yourself in the kike semen your masters provided you with
They can always invade Ukraine to steal your shit and buy a year or two, nobody will stop them in a time like this :^)
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>steal your shit
steal what?
the kike semen every ukranian is mandated by law to drink?
no worries
bank of norway has a shitload of $USD, they can sell their dollars and buy norwegian crowns
Russia implodes