/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2272 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 223,102 ► Died: 9,149
LIVE: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>NEWS
Italy rushes 10,000 med students into service, scraps final exams
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Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
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37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
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Dutch health minister collapses during parliament debate
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Italy crematories overwhelmed, military takes coffins to other regions
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>RESEARCH
Virus causes damage to heart, kidneys and liver
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In France, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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48% of cases originate from pre-symptomatic transmission
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>REMINDER
Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
archive.is/HLAN0

15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
archive.is/s1wVX

China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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Pandemic to last 18 months and include multiple waves
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CDC refused to test infected man
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>LATEST CASES
11:38: 102 new cases and 3 new deaths in Switzerland.
11:17: 2,378 new cases and 129 new deaths in Spain.
11:16: 756 new cases and 3 new deaths in Germany.
11:14: 1,046 new cases and 149 new deaths in Iran.
11:09: 309 new cases and 7 new deaths in Belgium.
09:10: 132 new cases and 2 new deaths in Luxembourg.
09:09: 60 new cases in Thailand.

>MORE
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cbc.ca/news/politics/economic-aid-package-coronavirus-1.5501037
cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports/
archive.is/CI9sO
youtube.com/watch?v=gMTZu6_TjU8
thejakartapost.com/news/2020/03/19/raids-at-internet-cafes-spoil-students-fun-during-covid-curfew.html
youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE
dutchreview.com/news/dutch/most-of-the-coronavirus-casualties-in-the-netherlands-were-not-under-intensive-care/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>LATEST CHANGES
China +34 (+8) Iran +1,046 (+149) Spain +245 (+2) Germany +756 (+3) US +205 (+5) S. Korea +152 (+7) Switzerland +105 (+3) Austria +197 (+1) Belgium +309 (+7) Denmark +75 (+2) Japan +9 (+3) Greece (+1) Luxembourg +132 (+2) Indonesia +82 (+6) Russia (+1) Mexico +25 (+1) Croatia +13 (+1) Argentina (+1) Bulgaria +2 (+1) Algeria +7 (+1) Curacao (+1) Norway +40 Sweden +1 Malaysia +110 Australia +113 Cze. Rep. +50 Israel +96 Finland +28 Pakistan +24 Iceland +80 Poland +38 Romania +17 Thailand +60 Bahrain +12 Estonia +9 Philippines +15 H. Kong +15 India +5 Peru +10 Kuwait +6 Lebanon +6 Armenia +12 Taiwan +8 Colombia +9 Serbia +8 Latvia +15 Hungary +15 Brunei +5 Faeroes +14 Albania +5 Morocco +4 S. Lanka +5 Malta +5 Palestine +3 Bosnia +6 Kazakhstan +8 Georgia +2 Tunisia +10 Lithuania +2 B. Faso +6 N. Zealand +8 Uzbekistan +5 Bangladesh +4 Congo +7 Guam +4 Honduras +3 Cuba +1 Ghana +2 Tri. & Tob. +2 Fr. Polynesia +1 Tanzania +3 El Salvador +1 Fiji +1 Nicaragua +1… Total +4,314 (+206)

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 80,928 (3,245) Italy 35,713 (2,978) Iran 18,407 (1,284) Spain 15,014 (640) Germany 13,083 (31) US 9,464 (155) France 9,134 (264) S. Korea 8,565 (91) Switzerland 3,220 (36) UK 2,626 (104) Netherlands 2,051 (58) Austria 1,843 (5) Belgium 1,795 (21) Norway 1,631 (6) Sweden 1,302 (10) Denmark 1,132 (6) Japan 923 (32) Malaysia 900 (2) Canada 727 (9) D. Princess 712 (7) Australia 709 (6) Portugal 642 (2) Brazil 529 (4) Greece 418 (6) Ireland 366 (2) Luxembourg 335 (4) Pakistan 331 (2) Poland 325 (5) Indonesia 309 (25) Slovenia 286 (1) Thailand 272 (1) Bahrain 268 (1) Philippines 217 (17) Egypt 210 (6) H. Kong 208 (4) Turkey 191 (2) India 174 (3) Ecuador 168 (3) Iraq 164 (12) Russia 147 (1) S. Marino 140 (14) Lebanon 139 (4) Mexico 118 (1) Panama 109 (1) Taiwan 108 (1) Croatia 102 (1) Argentina 97 (3) Bulgaria 94 (3) Algeria 82 (8) Hungary 73 (1) C. Rica 69 (1) Albania 64 (2) Morocco 58 (2) Moldova 36 (1) Dom. Rep. 34 (2) Azerbaijan 34 (1) B. Faso 33 (1) Martinique 23 (1) Bangladesh 18 (1) Ukraine 16 (2) Jamaica 15 (1) Cuba 11 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Curacao 3 (1) Sudan 2 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Cze. Rep. 572 Israel 529 Qatar 452 Finland 387 Iceland 330 Singapore 313 Romania 277 Estonia 267 S. Arabia 238 Chile 238 Peru 155 Kuwait 148 Armenia 122 S. Africa 116 UAE 113 Slovakia 105 Colombia 102 Serbia 97 Latvia 86 Uruguay 79 Vietnam 76 Brunei 73 Faeroes 72 Cyprus 58 Jordan 56 S. Lanka 56 Andorra 53 Malta 53 Belarus 51 Palestine 47 Bosnia 45 Kazakhstan 44 Macedonia 43 Georgia 40 Oman 39 Tunisia 39 Cambodia 37 Lithuania 36 Senegal 36 Venezuela 36 Guadeloupe 33 N. Zealand 28 Liechtenstein 28 Uzbekistan 23 Afghanistan 22 Macao 17 Fr. Guiana 15 Congo 14 Reunion 14 Cameroon 13 Maldives 13 Bolivia 12 Guam 12 Honduras 12 Paraguay 11 Rwanda 11… Total 177/251

>ADDITIONAL STATS
► International 142,174 (5,904) CFR: 27.7%
► Western 104,601 (4,368) CFR: 41.2%
► European 91,486 (4,100) CFR: 40.5%

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The CCP are lying niggers

I know Italy reports at 6 pm daily, but any particular schedule for Spain and France?

>mfw country wide curfew is probably only hours away

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checked

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Eastern Euroniggers chimping about economy is my new favorite thing
Your "economy" consists of taking Western money

Wew, she went over 9000? NC user just woke up and got some fresh chicken eggs rrom my girls.

Are my bros still comfy? Hope everyone is doing well, plans for the day? Hope your all still healthy. As always praying for you guys, expcept the kikes, muslims and ccp shills you can burn in hell.

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Normies are going to be invading our neet world

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Reminder: if you think you're infected, go and cough near a shitskin. It is your sacred duty.

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So its now OVER9000
will corona chan reach SSGSS?

How do we stop the asian jews?

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Looks like Torino wants to play too :-DD

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So Yas Forums, how are you feeling about all of this? Excited about this happening, or dreading the collapse? How far do you think this will all go? Personally I'm fine with whatever outcome, whether it be a nothingburger or boogaloo time. I just want to see how this big ass event in history unfolds

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>A thread ago this shit was at 8k deaths
Someone make it stop!

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 25 (TWENTY-FIVE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 25 (TWENTY-FIVE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 25 (TWENTY-FIVE) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED


YOU WERE WARNED

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Here's a photo from Bergamo, these are army trucks that carry coffins destined to other italian regions since crematoriums in the city can't sustain the work

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Use a bidet.

ROLL FOR YOUR HAPPENING ROLE, Yas Forums
If your post number ends with:

0: User1488
1: Akim
2: Grandpa Augusto
3: Mario
4: Concetta
5: Laura
6: Ciro
7: Fumagalli-Brambilla
8: Leonardo the super spreader
9: Elena

33: Michele
44: Mr. Ming
66: Pornhub user #3344002
77: Unknown Shitposter
99: Boomer Piero

Trips/Quads: You become the next Prime Minister of Italy

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FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
CHECK MY NUMBERS
BASED CORONA-CHAN DESTROY THE WORLD!!! UWU

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The "economy" has been exposed as a snowflake that melts as soon as the sunlight of reality hits

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barricade your home in case of riots

rol

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cbc.ca/news/politics/economic-aid-package-coronavirus-1.5501037

The Canadian government response is laughably bad. What if you don't qualify for any EI because you are technically still employed but aren't being called into work, which I imagine is the majority of Canadians, in particular low-income Canadians who are only working part-time. They get nothing. Also, having to go through an application process is going to take time to process, especially with the volume of people who are going to apply in this situation. People are going to have to wait weeks, maybe even a month, before they get any money. Why didn't they just employ Trump's method?

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Excited to witness the wrath of god first hand, no fear at all. Pretty neato.
Rolling is gay but why not.

Oh boy.

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cannoli

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As it should
90% of the entire world elite was created in the 40s-50s when corporations were founded where none existed before
It's time we burn all that boomer shit to the ground and make our own ones

based user 1488

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And to think this looked schizo 2 weeks ago but is now extremely prescient

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i started to shit in the shower, im totally not into scat and did this as regular practice even before the tp shortages.

We need to address our own Jews first.
>DONALD NO DONT GIVE THE GOYIM FREE MONEY WE NEED TO FUNNEL IT THROUGH OUR MASSIVE BUREAUCRACY FIRST SO WE CAN SKIM OFF THE TOP BEFORE IT ULTIMATELY BECOMES GIBS FOR NIGGERS IN MY DISTRICT

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Yes we know the numbers aren‘t correct. Thanks for reminding us.

roll

Shut the fuck up, Terry.

I just want the chineses that have begun this shit to be destroyed with their filthy PRC.

No, things were fine the way before and I was able to work out. Now with this coronavirus situation, my daily schedule has been disrupted. At least I'm reading and writing more.

Also, Barnier, the EU Brexit negotiator has the chink aids. Who has he shared it with already?

It's weird, I feel oddly at peace even while I'm trying my damndest to download my Youtube music playlists as fast as possible. Not sure how to feel about it.

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No merchant

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FUCK I WISH I COULD COOM NOW WITH PORNHUB FREE I CAN'T EVEN COOM BECAUSE MY HOUSE IS ALWAYS FULL ALL THE TIME FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I wouldn't have cared a few months ago, but I was just starting to get my life in order. For a few weeks I finally found happiness after years, now I have one foot in the grave.
Life is a joke. I blame the kikes for this.

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MOST UP TO DATE NUMBERS

USA
cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html

INTERNATIONAL
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports/

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can someone pls post the updated map?

You're going to get sick and die a few weeks from now, then you're going to get mugged and die in the depression a few months from now.

God i do love watching the ripples when the global supply hub ground to a halt.

roll

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Martial law is discussed in Israel and we don't have any deaths yet just 500 infected. These governments just cant wait to justify abusing their power.

The wojak should be dangling for superior effect but pretty based gif

Keked for truth

Except they'll try and flog the dead horse
War is coming...

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Okay, where's Gary?

You can do it, Corona-chan!

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Rollando

How can one man be so based?

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Stay safe, pastabro.

Roll

The virus should just be allowed to run its course and life goes on.
Old people should be more conscious of what they do and we in general about hygiene and that's it.
The collapse of the hospital system is man made gayness by a gay elite.
I Italy 98% of people who died were at or above the age of 81.
You don't clog your system by putting all these people on machine, what an inhumane way to die. It is a man made crisis.
And now we shall all accept laws that, if we were to follow them would mean the end of humanity because it is now illegal for a guy to go on a date with a girl, marry, do a baptism for their kid or go to a funeral?
This is insanity, I'm gonna tolerate this for 2 weeks top, then I'm gonna start speaking out about this openly with my name and start organising with people.

Roll cunts

>Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
>archive.is/CI9sO
Does this mean the primal diet will cure coronavirus?

Complete lockdown of America when bros?
I can't wait.

Muh bandemic

I'm going through the exact same shit rn, Leafbro. It's the one thing not comfy about this sickleave. .

roll for user 1488

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Let It roll!

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>Excited about this happening, or dreading the collapse?
My soul-boner can't be more erect. I've been waiting for this correction for more than 10 years. I do feel bad about the non-asshole boomers however.
> How far do you think this will all go?
Worldwide hunger as harvest fail everywhere. The planting rhythm is fucked due to climate change (in b4 it's just Greta hoax bro) and now farmers must cope with Corona-chan.

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He should go to the doctor to see if they can do anything about his IBS(Irritable Bowl Syndrome).

This saved me...

You don‘t have a bathroom or what? Assert dominance by cumming at the dinner table. Ask people if they want „special sauce“ before you cum for bonus points.

Why is everyone on this board buying into the liberal media hoax of the pandemic? It’s all made up to make Trump look bad. This is the last place I would ever think people would be believing everything they’re told.

If you have no fear you are safe from his wrayh, only the afraid are filled with true sin because they know they're time is near, good on you.
Lol just turn the sound off coomer
Same, ready to see how it goes, I'm out in bumfuck nowhere on private land with alot of fencing and trail cams, nothing is getting to me.

You waited too long, you wasted too much of your life
This is karmic

rollin

You know you can just shit in the toilet and only wash your ass ass in the shower

So who gives a shit about this? Viruses and bacteria are always present in you and the environment.
I don't give a fuck, I'm not gonna live in an apartment like some caged animal! Maybe you do that because you are gay and afraid of death which will come anyways to me and you some day.

>“pneumonia“

what is georgian government doing. Have not seen anything

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Excited because it's an actual happening. Worried because my job requires me to go in no matter what's going on. I love watching this shit society get an enormous gutpunch, but I would rather have been able to watch it from a distance. Still, if, before all this happened, you were to present me with a deal in which I died but the system got something it deserved, I'd take you up on it.

>Køkkenmedarbejder på restaurant, alle kokke, opvaskere og servitricer er blevet fyret fordi pengene ikke er til at holde stedet kørende under omstændighederne
Shit, er pakkepengene til restauranterne bare endt direkte I lommerne på ejerne eller hva?

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Did (you) stay at home for that long ?
Or are you just advising people ?
NEET inna appartment. No land, no food.
I was surprised that the first thing that collapsed was grocery delivery 3 weeks ago.
I had to go shopping last Sunday.

holy fuck 4 days ago there was 1 case, now there are 56 cases, everything is closed here, military in the streets, no one is allowed to go out.

>This is insanity, I'm gonna tolerate this for 2 weeks top, then I'm gonna start speaking out about this openly with my name and start organising with people.
Watch out fellas we've got a hardcore renegade amongst us. You'll sit down an do what you're told.

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Ask if you can personalize yours, at least

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"liberal media" has been downplaying this thing, we've been warning this shit would blow up since mid-January

>Rolling is gay but why not.
I thought this then saw it was a pasta nigger
Different times different rules I guess

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>locusts in Africa and the Middle East that can't be stopped
>global pandemic
>ice caps melting
>temps rising
2020 is the beginning of the end.

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Roll

ROOOOOL

This is the elite playing you, idiot. They are probably collapsing this system and building something new, and this will bring losses to you and me that are so high, we would never tolerate them without the fear of some gay virus.

Looks like a match would to the trick.

>here lies "mario": You should have listened

>muh democrap hoax to make trump look bad
Shut the fuck up, boomer. This shit transcends party lines and all of politics in general. It will usher in a glorious era of a younger population that’s embraced national socialism and we will build our new world over your corpse

A FUCKING BAT

Stay frosty. And for fucks sake, don't get hauled away on one of those

rolling

a quintessential german post. 10/10

youtube.com/watch?v=gMTZu6_TjU8

DAVID ICKE HAS FIGURED IT OUT

roll

>low-interest loans

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oh I'm User1488 already. btw, this virus is a hoax

YES BUT WE DON'T USE KEYS TO LOCK DOORS FUCK FUCK SHIT
I WISH IT WAS SO EASY FUCK SHIT FUCK

Give me your reasoning behind accepting these restrictions that in effect make you an animal living in a cage.
If you accept this, is there anything you are not going to accept?

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Gimme something good

>A total of 26 patients received HCQ and 16 were control patients.
>Six HCQ-treated patients were lost in follow-up during the survey because of early cessation of treatment.
>None of the control patients was lost in follow-up.
>one of the patients under hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin combination who tested negative at day6 post-inclusion was tested positive at low titer at day8 post-inclusion.
25% complication rate. That's not 100%.

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rollin dem trips

Guess we'll have to do without Walnuts for a while then. Godspeed user.

Oh well

And don't forget that while we are all shitposting on this Mongolian cave painting forum, methane continues being released in a heat feedback loop.
>but factories are closed
Aerosol dimming factor. The only thing closing factories changes is you don't have to cough to death from pollution while the planet burn. You will cough of Corona-chan, however.

You think they will put out a major surveillance law soon, like having access to people's phone data to make sure they stay in curfew?

Can anyone give a reasonable justification why any government should do business with or trust any Chinese again?

ICU nurse here, this is REALLY fucking bad. A lot of young people getting really sick not just your 70-90 year olds. Hospital is loaded with positive cases. These patients aren’t coming in super sick leukopenias, damaged livers, terrible pneumonias. Having a hard time oxygenating them so they must be paralyzed and primed and on nitric oxide with very high PEEP settings. Jesus Christ it’s bad.

also the fact he needs to lie about 100% is all you need to know about the study, it's junk

If only, Natsocs are based as fuck for the most part. It's degenrate skinheads that are the issue, natsocs should really and disown them more.

WAS IT A SECRET LIZARD PEOPLE SMOKESCREEN!?!?!

SOPA DE MORCEGO
UMA DELICIA

66

Good news in France:
-Suburbs are chimping out and do not give a shit about the quarantine, so they will cough hard, and the police is having a nice field trip soon.
-Everyone hate the parisians even more.

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>They won't even let you go inside Taco Bell anymore.
NOOOOOOOOO!
MY CHALUPAS!

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You don’t think there will be an abundance of food? Cities have been hurt worse than rural areas (farms).
Also, didn’t I read somewhere that 30,000 deaths is as good for the climate as planting a billion trees? (Numbers May be wrong; idk). Think there’s a possibility this may help slow/reverse climate change?

>low-interest loans
These fucking greasy ass Jews trying to profit off the weak in a time of crisis. Jesus Christ.

*proned not primed

Damn.

I wonder where's the Indonesia guy who's downplaying this?

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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Just leave your phone at home oida

GOVERNMENTS HATE THIS TRICK!!

They should be destroyed in full by every infected nation imo.
Been saying this since thread 2. No one wants to belive it tho.

They make lots of stuff and for cheap

good luck faggots, hope y'all get through this shit
At this point I'm just ready to see how far down the SHTF hole this goes. I'm going to move my gun out from the trunk of my car in a few hours, and it's going to be great

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Rolling. It lacks the flagellant/dude just remembered about God, praying 24/7.

R000LLLAAAN

Brazilian cases are shooting up, seems like the virus can spread very well in hot countries

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>respirator manufacturers are increasing the price by 1000%
>one company even sued a hospital that made their own 3D-printed respirator
Pandemics are good for reminding everyone that lolbertarians are a joke and detriment to society, much like communists.

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My chen neighbour just gave our family a pack containing like 20 surgical maskes, no fucking clue where he got them....

the virus didn't even come from china, maybe it was developed there but it didn't come from there

it was planted by mossad. there's different strains of it. Iran got the most dangerous one because they defy the jew.

Reminder, if you think you are infected cough on a rabbi or visit a government office

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Yeah, it seems that the IDF will settle for shooting other Jews, when there are no sandniggers around for target practice

Where in USA are you?

Still at the denial stage?

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Hope you have a nice ammo stickpile.

>crematoriums in the city can't sustain the work
Wait why is Italy struggling to cremate already? We're barely at 500 deaths day now which is around 180,000 per year.

And that's with modern technology

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thejakartapost.com/news/2020/03/19/raids-at-internet-cafes-spoil-students-fun-during-covid-curfew.html

Robbery

If they did this only for the time being they would've restricted the law in scope to be only valid as long as this fake crisis is going on.
I can't believe that people are so stupid to fall for this shit and accept being relegated to living the lives of caged animals because they now started counting the number of flu patients and the number of 80 year olds or 50 year olds with AIDS dying due to the flu.

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Rollin

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GOALS 2020

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Yeah but they're completely incapable of handling these kinds of situations. They lied to the international community for MONTHS and did very little initially. They also more than likely purposefully spread it and are now trying to shift the blame from themselves. It's a solid realpolitik economic argument but I'm not sure the cost to profit ratio is really worth it as we're learning.

>Give me your reasoning behind accepting these restrictions that in effect make you an animal living in a cage.
I been doing it for almost a decade it's pretty comfy.

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>low interest loans

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>one company even sued a hospital that made their own 3D-printed respirator
Fake news. The guy wanted to attention whore, and half of his story was complete bullshit.

Imagine thinking the world cares about mutt clown shows...

Rulletid

Fuck zoomers

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>big talk about being anti-globalism
>globalism takes a huge hit, unseen in a century
>WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN LIFE AIDED AND ABETTED BY GLOBARINO NOT MY CHEAPERINO SERVICES AND DISPOSABLE GOODY GOODS MY IDENTIRINOOOS

this general

drive thru still open? I might go there soon.

The triplelupa is a huge fucking meme btw. IT's a fucking mess.

I mean, if you consider all the non-Covid deaths mixed with the Covid deaths, that's double.

>32 years to burn 6,000,000 bodies
hmmmmm

Denying what exactly? That in Italy 98% of deaths are people at or above the age of 81?
Just because they now start counting them and publicising their deaths (which naturally happen anyways during every flu season) I should live like an animal in a cage? Are you completely out of your mind?

I would prefer it if there was a simple, one-syllable word that could be used as a mantra, like “Om” (or “kek,” or “reeeeee”). It’s impossible to figure out the rhythm and timing of your chant.

Libshits do, even the non-american ones.

> Akim get
oh fuck yes!

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Underrated and based

200 rounds of 9mm for my carbine
it's nowhere near well-prepped levels, but it'll do if I just have to hide in my little dorm and wait shit out

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the fact you don’t know what a full treatment is implies you’re an idiot who’s never authored a medical paper in your life. but, please, continue pretending you know what you’re talking about.

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I have been waitign for this to happen for a long time, change, collapse of the status quo, the mass awakening is nigh.

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lets gooo

Why so many politicians testing positive? Barnier latest one, smells like bullshit to me

MY GRANDMA THO

>bolos nongkrong di warnet
lmao, the last time I was a student was ~15 years ago, glad to know that some things never change.

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Idk Ivan things are pretty comfy and relatively normal here.

1 bong 30 bings for another big line go down

youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE

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God's wrath for pozzing the earth.

How about the stories of the overfull hospitals and them dealing with BOTH Covid-19 and regular-ass diseases?

They were secretly engaging in scheduled mass gay orgy like some conspiratards said :^)

Ah yes the denial stage. You must be new here.

IT’S OVER
> IT’S OVER
IT’S OVER
> IT’S OVER

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I don't think that was David Icke's theory brah.

You're going to stay indoors or you will бe sucking Coronachan's dick in prison.

Also, пyши кypaц пypeгepy.

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roll

So i posted yesterday about my mother having it.
Same symptoms, bouts of coofing, fever of 38,5 and bodily aching.

she now also has a heartbeat of 200 and is finally getting tested

No lockdown yet despite having the highest death rate for Covid-19 in SEA?

It's six times as infectious as the flu which is pretty damn infectious

27% complication rate (7/26). 23% didn't actually get better in 6 days (6/26). 50% got better in 6 days (13/26). The control group reached the same milestone in 8 days.

Please tell me where is the 100% in 6 days.

This shit should be banned. Anyone who didn't prep deserves a shitty asshole.

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Serbs honoring their tradition of murdering their old family members

dutchreview.com/news/dutch/most-of-the-coronavirus-casualties-in-the-netherlands-were-not-under-intensive-care/

>Out of the 58 reported deaths due to the coronavirus in the Netherlands, only 14 actually made it into intensive care
>‘an 85-plus person with the coronavirus may never be able to function independently again. The question is: what value have you added to someone’s life of you send them to the ICU?’

Based Dutch efficiency and stoic rationality. Saving the ICU beds for people who actually stand a chance.

Fuck pornhub

Damn, RIP Italy, whatever you guys did to deserve this I don't know.

omg thanks from an oldfag i chuckled

The only reason not to accept it is if you think it's a massive fake virus conspiracy. There is more than enough evidence to suggest this is a serious worldwide emergency. There is more than enough evidence showing that anything other than a strong lockdown fails to contain it.

This stay in your house Novak. This isn't a fucking joke.

Rollerini

Meant for
Also yeah, always leave your phone at home

I'm ready

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roada rorreru

We do have a quarantine but the death rate has been consistently old people with multiple health problems. Also, people in Poland generally avoid going to the hospital or any doctor until it's too late anyway. Most of these cases could probably have been avoided had they taken it more seriously. However, the amount of people who have tested negative is almost 10,000 compared to the low numbers who tested positive. Plus the simple fact majority cases are recoveries. I'm not buying the hysteria the normie faggots are.

Yeah bro, just make 6 billion tests, no problem.

Happening is over
Nothingburger confirmed

putin and the other billionaire oligarchs will still run your shit Boris.
With oil so low idk how they will afford to keep your country running.

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Praying for her amd you colgate
It 's banned in most US cities according to a buddy of mine, they only allow 3 of one item at a time atm

Man Seriousky Nuke China, they are profiting from our death

This will never happen in America. Imagine nogs being told to remain indoors. The smartest of them think two quarantines equal fiddy cent; the rest would be outside chimping, looting, muh dikking, etc.

Try a 3 syllable Co-vid-chan instead. Make sure to utter each syllable while focusing on a different part of your being.

Except all of Italy is under heavy lockdown

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