Even beautiful supermodels are becoming programmers

>she does not understand compilation, she does not understand the underlying system calls that back her Library functions, and she certainly does not understand the virtual memory address space being paged on top of physical addressing by the underlined operating system
Do you, nerd?

Who cares if she can code? She's a woman so she will automatically get the best treatment otherwise it's literal rape by the patriarchy

After two degrees, and 5 years in industry, I have a working body of knowledge. Anyone claiming more (with similiar credentials) is likely a bullshitter.

I can't quite read it, but it looks like she's just typing cd in bash over and over again kek

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I write scripts all day and I don't understand shit what is happening behind. You don't have to go full assburger to be able to do useful stuff with coding.

cringe

>she needs to join our startup

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>cd
>cd
>cd

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Holy fuck its fuckin ruby

Bitch is literally larping.

Wtf

>hurr durr nerd

Fuck off kike
understanding programming is based

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Implying anyone on here has a job or is a productive member of society.

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>else if
>else if
>else if
>else if

>Be programmer
>everyone quarantined at home
>open source devs get bored
>suddenly there's an OSALT for every application on the planet
>get laid off as the computer software industry becomes insolvent.
Or
>Be forklift driver
>Sure you can train any idiot to drive a forklift, but only a handful of people you train can actually do it with the speed and accuracy that's needed right now to keep supply chains open.
>You are an essential part of the logistical chain
>Overnight you've become one of the most important people on the planet.
>You still have a full time job while everyone else is watching Trump and Pelosi fight over whether they get their NEETBUX.
>Drive up to military blockade on your way to and from work every day.
>Show a pass
>they open the blockade for you and close it after you pass
>JUST LIKE THE FUCKING MOVIES.
Yeah. I'm thinkin' I made it.

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>programming
we had this shit in /g/ already, look at the damn screen and you will shit bricks lol

Of course she does, she's "famous". She'd bring lots of exposure and through that, lots of monies.

>how did she take the picture

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Lmao

women can be programmers... provided that "woman" was born with a penis

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Exactly.

This is why the best programmers are nerdy recluses on the autism spectrum (unironically).

.t Pajeet.

Man hands

Anyone doing work on a computer that size is not doing actual work.

Forklift drivers make as much as, if not more, than junior devs

I'm 43 years old this years. I grew up on computers, sharpened my teeth on basic on a 32kb computer with a motorola CPU most people today have never heard about, learned assembler on the same chip. I wrote my first game on that machine in assembler. I went on to do a bit of demoscene stuff on the Amiga seeing as I was already familiar with motorola assembler. I went for an education in digital electronics.

Did I pursue a job doing it? Not a fucking chance, I went and got a comfy job doing welding and shit for the north sea. I sidelined fixing the fucking TIG machines at work since I knew how to operate an oscilloscope and so on.

thot PATROLLED

I'm studying CS and I am almost done, but I don't think I want to be a programmer. I should've done something where you work with people. Always wanted to be a therapist. Idk what to do lads, maybe teach cs in schools?

Business analyst or product owner.

You serve as the liason between the customer and the developer.

begone, normie

They will never be good programmers. Just more mongoloids to further saturate the pool of js-devs

women might lack object permanence, this is only part of a body of evidence

Don't you see her salad and special drink? She's koding so furiously she can't even take a break to eat

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>forklifts will get us to mars, not algorithms
delusional

>You will also start to appreciate the simplicity of manual labor
Grass is always greener. Come work "manual labor" for a few years, especially once you're 30 and older. The minor discomfort of learning something new is vastly preferable to waking up at 5:00 with a throbbing back and having to go do it all over again for 8-10 hours a day

>t. tradie/manual labor for over a decade

>hello world
>can't find her "code" directory
nah

this always makes me laugh. Normies can't even

cd ..

I was kind of expecting there to be a point but good on you. Smart guy. Been working in the computer sciences too long now. What a joke of a career/industry. Easily you and yours are the sharpest, quickest learners, and most intelligent of the 99% of the company but treated and paid like the absolute bottom 10% and are constantly being looked at to be outsourced. Thankfully had the epiphany that give me a year and I could learn anyone else’s job in that building and do it better than they were. That realization made a huge difference in my life’s trajectory

Underrated as fuck

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I did manual labor (for one day) and I was 3x more sore all over my entire body than when I hit the gym to do heavy weights.

I hate women. Why can’t they stay in the fucking kitchen (or bedroom) where they belong?

Not only that, but it's an exercise lesson from Chapter 1 of a ruby textbook

>lists files in folder
>attempts to open a file that is not listed
What did she mean by this?

>I've used old computer hardware
>that means I'm a real hacker and computer wizard!
look at this boomer who thinks he knows the first thing about software engineering and computer science, lmao

>Easily you and yours are the sharpest, quickest learners, and most intelligent of the 99% of the company but treated and paid like the absolute bottom 10% and are constantly being looked at to be outsourced. Thankfully had the epiphany that give me a year and I could learn anyone else’s job in that building and do it better than they were

This is not unique to coding, this exists in literally every industry.

You have 2 options:
1.) disassociate your identity/happiness from your job, understand and accept it's just a means to an end and if you can make a comfortable living without unduly sacrificing health or well being, be grateful

2.) work for yourself, high risk/maybe high reward, provides a powerful sense of fulfillment, can also make you broke, roll the dice.

Why not just tab over to a man explaining to you what to do instead of typing in the same thing and getting errors over and over?

You should join my startup

>Mastered the difficult "hello world"-algorithm
>Now a coder

I'm a fucking turbosperg, I don't do office politics. But put me in a nice comfy corner of a shop and let me do my shit and I'll do some fancy welding. Shit I'll come with a new way of shaving off 20% of the time it takes to manufacture a part or come up with a new way of grading the corners of something 1000% times faster than doing it by hand by using a fucking home concrete blender and sand blasting sand.

Been there, done that.

Let me guess, you work in the "business". You probably write node.js bullshit for a living or something, right? I fucking pity you kid.
Or are you regular over at the desktop ricing threads on /g/ maybe?

unironically I have been programming for 20 years and I still do this, mainly because idgaf and my brain has been partially shutdown from frustration and corporations

Only when she doesn't

This.

Most women suck at programming and it's honestly laughable even letting them into a Comp Sci department.

I have a bs in cs and have been devving enterprise level for 10 years and I know just enough to know I don’t know anything

I know for a fact all the anons who larp about "the trades" have never spent any appreciable amount of time on a jobsite/actually doing the work.

All of the things you hate about your office job will manifest in a trades job as well, just in a slightly different context.

Take it from a guy who wasted over a decade falling for "the trades" meme, dont do it. UNLESS you have a family business that you can integrate into or you're the 0.001% whose uncle can score them an ultra cozy random job sweeping floors for $45/hr

Based.

Who would code on a fucking 12" Macbook?

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