Brit/pol/ (CV News)

Michelle Barnier has the corona virus.

God is on our side lads!

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i like threads where we post pictures

hope i get gang raped by a tribe of black studs ngl

No one else at work today, kinda like it.

That's what GCHQ would say

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THEY'VE ALL BEEN LAID OFF

newfag

Based, me too

post flowers

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>he's not in the brit/pol/ discord

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don’t lump me in with the fucking nufag tourists

That too

>he uses the tranny discord
cringe

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Are you too scared to put pube on the list?

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he's fucking terrified

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uni is cancelled for the year and I still get my student loan
god it must suck being a wagie right now

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Fucking hell I didn't think about that

I wanted to get out for all the birds in spring but it's looking like that's not happening
I did get some nice wildlife stuff in Hirst Wood pre-lockdown at least, pic related.

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sensible words from gordon brown

in b4 bleating about gold as if that has any relevance

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8128807/EVERY-Briton-paid-universal-basic-salary-regardless-means-coronavirus-cash-crisis.html

Neetbux, incoming

NO LOCKDOWN THIS WEEKEND IN LONDON

it'll be more holidays than i can afford for me please sir

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-bill-emergency-laws-to-contain-spread-of-covid-19-published-11959342

LOCKDOWN SOON LADS

My uni is just being moved to online so I still have to pay tuition, absolute shite

source?

Getting some last minute pussy before the lockdown

Yeeeee boooiiii

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lmao paying for khan academy

reporter on the radio said downing street has said there is zero chance of a lockdown.
found some other sources with a quick search
twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1240603561555374081

Anyone done delivery driving jobs for any of the supermarkets? What's it actually like?

I see most of them are hiring at the moment.

It's easy to be calm and sensible, when it's not your balls in the wrangler. Pity he couldn't be like that when he was in charge. Pontificating from hindsight is easy.

Me too

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>giving police powers to detain people suspected of having coronavirus
death squads confirmed

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Based and slag pilled

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Yeah the local ones are hiring people on the spot all you need is name address and NI number lol

They said they wouldn't close schools. Oh wait.

Theyve just refused to come in kek

Nice one lad, I don't live too far from there and walk into Bingley on the river sometimes. Have you seen the 'we are anonymous' graffiti by the river in Hirst wood?

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just want a race war t b h

i'm having to eat the weirdest fucking meals

we both know you aren't and frankly it's a sad reflection of the state of your life that you've resorted to lying to anonymous strangers on the internet about doing something that literally everyone else does as if it would have made you any less pathetic than you already are

that's how it should be

Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.

someone shopped bobbies guarding TP here the other day,
looks like life is imitating art yet again

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bet it must be comfy living in the falklands rn

>no10 spokesman
>not official
huh?

Do as you are told, stupid bongs

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>a negro denied his water

mobile.twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1240378366521479168

Awwwwww

herro!!!!!

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what are the supermarkets like today lads?

Empty where I am

Same as always. Big windows, automatic sliding doors.

Based, full brexit it is.
where are your neetbux, Francois?

Yeah they could literally just pay the Zimbabweans to get the covid for them

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Oh I doubt that. You arrogant bongs are going no where

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you seem awfully emotionally invested in this

>not caught covid despite living in house with supposedly infected people
>working outdoors got face bitten by midges
>allergic reaction and it swells up overnight, eyes can barely open
>basically can't go outside now
it's always the last thing you expect.

Sir Chris reiterating that chad herd immunity is still the goal

>'arrogant'
>EU memeflag
Pottery

And a driving license I'd hope

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-up-to-20-000-troops-on-standby-to-help-deal-with-covid-19-outbreak-11959977

Lmao to those guys who said the army isn't making moves this past week.
Lockdown soon lads