AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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This thread is going to be 10x funnier once you get infected Germ.

>Insulated from the virus
>Constantly inhaling xenoestrogens instead
>HEPA mask
Okay this guy is actually well equipped

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CURSED

kek

How does he get out??

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he eats all the eggs

nnf would smash

why?

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He doesn't, we're living in Corona world now, can't go back even if we wanted

For when the infection rate skyrockets and you can't leave the house? It's literally not going away for 18 months bro

Is that tamers12345

based as fuck
faggot

These fuckers are the reason i can't buy toilet paper since two weeks now while running low on it.
Have only four rolls left.
After that, i have to .....

i want to sniff her starfish

mfw

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oh my God that's Ned Kelly

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It probably belongs to one of those Instagram sluts with the big butts

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PICS AHHHHHHAHAHA
LOOK AT THESE BITCH NIGGAS

MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY COOF ON SOME NIGGA IN A MASK WHEN I PICK UP SOME STEAKS IN TOWN TODAY LMAO

ILL REPORT BACK WITH PICS OF ANY SILLY NIGGAS LIKE THESE I SEE

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What kind of work attitude is that?
You want to leave? Do you hate your job, wagie?

TELL ME ABOUT JANE, WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE PANTIES!

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Closing time soon, fellow stalker.

Good way to get your windows smashed.

This is his home now.

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He just want to survive

The moment you are unable to go out and buy basic supplies i think toilet paper is the least of your problems

What the fuck did you faggots think we did before toilet roll was invented? Modern toilet paper want even a thing until 1880’s.

Get some face cloths and designate them shitting rags, use once and clean the lot over night.

Top kek
This is fucking hilarious. What a madman

No retard, i will start showering my ass clean instead of using shit rags.

I wore my tyvek suit today with a cbrn mask and took asswipes and milk out of a chinks car while they were loading it up to hoard and sell for profit. They ching-chonged and wing-wonged and tried to record me but it smashed their phones and took the keys to their porsche suv before I drove off.

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If I see such a fagget I will personally beat him up

unlike u i am immune to shit

best thing is that he can behave and look the most retarded way possible, since nobody will recognize him at later point.

Get out of here stalker!

Which one of you was this?

Coronaviri have existed before. This is a big NWO nothingburger. Also, no one died says italian clinic chief.

You morons are all sheep. It's NWO plan nothing else-

soße?

politikstube.com/deutscher-chefarzt-klaert-auf-corona-nicht-gefaehrlicher-als-influenza/

politikstube.com/brisantes-video-klinikdirektor-aus-italien-niemand-ist-am-coronavirus-gestorben/

FUCK ME DADDY

The crash the economy with this shit THATS THE PLAN.

mmnews.de/wirtschaft/140902-lungenfacharzt-dr-wolfgang-wodarg-corona-harmlos

>they don't know about the secret cure

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OBEY GOYEM

yeah, fuck you

mmnews.de/politik/140898-eu-ratspraesident-ruft-zu-gehorsam-auf

Cashier's face is priceless

It‘s bullshit. Technically Corona virus indeed existed before since SARS and MERS are both corona viruses. Though the current one is new and didn‘t exist before.

And they don't even have to feel ashamed, because nobody can see their face!

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the "secret" cure is Vitamin C.
anonymousnews.ru/2020/03/18/china-coronavirus-vitamin-c-covid/

based bagger

that's because it comes from a lab genius.

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>tfw you the only nigga in the sto that be thinkin clearly

US released it. But why bother with plebs here. Anyway ,enjoy your fema nazi camps spergs

>potatoes
this nigger knows what is up

>TFW you're laughing at a man who takes care of his old mother, and he just wants her to be safe.
Hes' strapped for cash so has to make due with what he has.