American bread hate thread

Yep, im thinking french bread is based

Only the basketball americans and welfare recipients eat our bleached monstrosity we call “bread”.

Any self respecting American will always buy croissants, french bread, tiger loaf, etc. from the bakery. Haven’t had white bread since kindergarten.

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I would love to do that but two things:
1. haven't been to the baker recently because of china
2. don't have a camera to take a picture :/
bread is without yeast if you're wondering

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Canadian bread is terrible too

When I worked at a bakery when I was 20, I would bring home fresh sliced bread every day.
Truly, most “normal American bread” is shit, and only tastes good toasted

Yeah but you have maple cookies so it’s okay.

what about their cheese though? that shit is horrid if you don't have to cut your own cheese or bread then it's not real

>tiger loaf
That's some gay Dutch shit.

Glorious

Get real

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>Chad rye
>Virgin wheat

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the dutch version of american bread is pretty gud

Looks nice.

Nice to throw at someone's head.

>"The height of weight" stroke posting
>His country can't even make bread without adding sugar to it

Oh no no no no

dutchies are lucky they get all the different breads being neighbors with german autists and being cheese autists they have all kinds of dank cheeses

Based

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Beautiful Bavarian fare! Thank you for sharing user. Just needs butter.

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Americans do not produce cheese.

Get on my level

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>hleb :D

Please leave

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Drooling, user.

I was looking for the same type of bread as you posted, actually. It's called casino bread here and the shape makes it that it's mainly used for toasties but some bakery apparently thinks this is casino too.

Why are you like this

100% agreed, not enough rye bread here unfortunately

You call that sweet bun rye bread?

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Humboldt fog and monterey jack tho..

they have whatever this is

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dwarf bread
Rock-hard (and indeed contains various rocks such as gravel), never goes stale, and is terribly sustaining. A traveller can go for miles, just knowing there's dwarf bread in their pack. A traveller can think of just about anything to eat rather than dwarf bread including their own foot and even pumpkins (see Witches Abroad).

Various forms of dwarf bread can be used as weapons, e.g. battle muffins and drop scones. Fine specimens of dwarf bread can be found in the Dwarf Bread Museum, Whirligig Alley, Ankh-Morpork, open to the public whenever volunteers have time (Feet of Clay). Dwarfs away from home often miss dwarf bread very much, and complain that mass-produced breads by Mr. Ironcrust hardly meet the standards, but dwarfs are too busy working to go and see the exhibits in the museum, much less to volunteer there.

Proper dwarf bread has to be not just baked, but forged (with gravel, of course) and dropped in rivers and dried out, and sat on and left, and looked at every day and then put away again. For preference, its use as a cat's litter box is also recommended. Dwarfs generally devour it with their eyes, because even dwarfs have trouble with devouring it any other way.

pasta from wiki

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flyover cheese

Is that a lego piece?

He unironically looks French, you dumb mutts think all French people have blonde hair blue eyes?

Based baltbro

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I don't eat that shit. Italian bread for me

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We have some decent cheese here now, my French wife can confirm. The bread situation is hopeless though. The best cheap, available bread we can get in Michigan is an unbaked baguette from fucking Canada. It's sad.

Humboldt fog is probably our only authentic cheese.

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Its not sweet you slow fuck

I actually like the sharp cheddar variety of Vermont. The rest is meh. There just isn’t variety and no dishes that rely on different cheeses.

I think those are called "sandwich slices" as they contain no cheese at all and thus cannot legally be marketed as cheese or something like that.

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Luv me bread and chicken dinos

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There is no good bread in the US. The fake baguettes are 30% there.

It's just starch.

You must be 18 to post here friend

Loafing Cats :)

why don't you faggots open up like a industrial sized european bakery in murica and ship nationally like those gay powder drinks with the prescription purchases

Olive bread is very tasty

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You'd be surprised. I get mine from an Italian bakery

Sterlingov hate fags like you.

You fly to Italy?

Move to the west, we have so many bakeries here in Washington. Muffins and all types of bread. It’s pretty great.

Here’s the garlic herb french loaf I usually get.

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Fuck off Spaniard. Spanish cuisine is shit tier Arab food. Got nothing on me dinos lad.

Because we don’t want to mess up your keto diets my friend

based

Now listen here you crooked teeth kidney eating fuck, I know my rye breads. Relatively, what that dude called as rye bread, is SWEETER than you know, non-sweet rye bread. Even if the main ingredient, rye, is the same, this stuff has a category for itself.

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But me no fag.

This actually looks good thank you for sharing!

Nope, here in NY there's some good ones

keeping us fat only makes it easier to militarily dominate us

user... They are just clumping bits of left over dough together coating it in some garlic oil and selling it to you.

I’m in the north,
Muslims didn’t make it here,
Literally best food in the world but I don’t want to make you feel too bad.
Indian food is nice too!

greek bread, from the bakery, baked fresh every day

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Sounds like an American bakery friend

Beautiful !

Dear Diary.
today OP was not a faggot

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Italian bakeries are in Italy

American bakeries are in america

Just in case you need a reminder

i love spanish food from Basque country, i was there for vacation, delicious

>He unironically looks French
No.

You guys are fucking nuts.
Wonderbread is delicious. It's really a masterpiece of american engineering.

As usual pol/fags suck little french peepee (look at my baguette, hon hon...) But real men know that Russian bread is the best.

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based
i had some good rye bread when i was in finland, much better than all the crap we have here

Spanish food is shit you're lying to yourself. Meds are shit tier cooks in general, It's mostly extremely basic 5 or 6 ingredients mixed together. I enjoy it but it's nothing to be proud of.

Nothin' like a cat's ass hair in my loaf I yell you hwhat.

Send me all your glühwein, spargle, and pfeffernüsse.

finally some good bread

You need to leave.

wanting to eat bread/carbs is just a sign of low testosterone. real men , high test men, just want to eat meat.

Have a piece of tasty new german bread
(It’s, unironically, really good!)

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nice sugar loaf you weak cuckold. you chewing that while your future wife chews on my cum.

Most French tourists here exactly look like him, what are you talking about retard?

>didn’t read the post

If we know one thing it's rye bread. Some of it is sweet, some of it is sour, some salty, and all of them are good for your bowels, them fibres man.

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Based

We used to make decent whole grain breads until that amerimutt invented slicing machine