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@ 3X the price. Fuk corner shops.

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>he hasnt seen pubies chubby lil arms

So cute, they look like babies legs.

newfag

>chubby
actual fuck off you coping bam

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just did a 7 hour coach journey and then across london on the tube how covid positive am i???????

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same price as tesco

>london

don't care

youtube.com/watch?v=T1urq4Vb0XM

Youre a goner mate

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Just got back from Morrisons.

Nothing but boomers emptying the shelves. Absolute state

Source?

i'll fucking do it again

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>BBC local radio will also be working with other faiths - including Muslims, Jews, Hindus and Sikhs – to provide on-air spiritual reflections. In areas where there are Muslim populations these will be on a Friday .

>Muslim areas

They don't even try to hide it now.

This is from a friend of a friend but fill your cars up by tomorrow if your in London

There's no legal powers to do that yet. it would probally eventually come but youd have to wait until they put another coronavirus bill up.

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So cute

why are you so envious of my vascularity you fat cunt?

The powers already exist lad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_Contingencies_Act_2004

who the fuck are they?

>Michel Barnier tests positive
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Went to Aldis at opening times and handwash was already raided entirely. Absolute fucking state of the boomers. I only wanted 1 or 2 because I'm almost out of it. Dirty bastards who wouldn't normally wash their hands now suddenly need 10 bottles for some reason, cunts.

Former EU chief negotiator Michel Barnier has announced he has tested positive for coronavirus

twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1240584813393915904?s=20

>Michel Barnier, the EU's chief negotiator on Brexit, has tested positive for coronavirus

Is the Eternal Anglo behind this perfidious work?

Was that me? Kek, I dont even remember that lol

Football manager free to download for a week lads

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Thank you Tony

HAHAHAHA

What you going to do about tackle if theres a serious lockdown?

do i have to go shopping tomorrow again fucking hell

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8102491/Britain-enter-delay-phase-coronavirus-measures-eighth-death-confirmed.html?ito=whatsapp_share_article-top top kek only matter of time for full on riots boyos you ready

might play blood bowl 2 again

Brexit is the gift that keeps on giving

im clean mate

There will be reflections for Christians too, right. R-right?

>Former EU chief negotiator Michel Barnier has announced he has tested positive for coronavirus
Brexit Victorius
twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1240584813393915904

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>elephant and castle
it's like mogadishu there

get fucked barney

youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

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Don't be such a racist lad, I bet you voted Brexit as well you silly old boomer?

Yes just saw it on the Guardian live blog they will be:

>The BBC is to broadcast church services on Sunday via all its 39 radio stations from this weekend after the Church of England and other religious institutions closed their doors to congregations.

The virus is a front for the next phase of African Cattle Planet™ since 1789. This phase is about killing boomers (in order to finish off the voting denographics as brown youth will vote for tyranny), bagging patriots and them dying of "Corona", repopulation with "climate refugees" and then preparing of the chipped population where you can't buy or sell without the vaccine.

The virus was never meant to last long or kill us all, just last long enough and kill enough. Pay attention to laws being passed and proposals.

Pic very related. Cap this

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cringe

Sweet. How did you manage that?

got a bird

sick of newfags
sick of flu larping
sick of spastic panic buyers

gonna poach some eggs and watch some shit on stream

It's not, it's really what's going on. You'd have to be an idiot not too see it at this point

Good for you, genuinely

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Fuck, I wanted to be the first burger to slide.

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based

cringe

i mean i've been off h for a bit, just had shite pills and codeine but clean now

See you've not been able to get to the chemist for your haldol then mate

Nice, thanks user. Not been to a good service in a while, after finding I disagree with the way the CofE is structured, and I've honestly missed it a bit. Just praying at home and with the family does the job, but there is something about the latin, choir and organ that are uplifting.

How long you been clean for?

Over the next 5 years In the UK at least the realization that it's over will begin to cripple the indigenous population and I imagine the "fast collapse" phase after the "slow decline" will begin as the reality of the Office of National Statistics demographic data begins to filter down to the masses post 2021 as they realize the native collapse at 1-2% per YEAR.

For example by 2030 ~50% of all newborns, 45% of school children , 30% of the electorate and 162 seats in parliament will be invaders.

I imagine this will be the final decline phase and as the "tipping point" is hit in the 2030s the Jew will fully unleash the brown hordes starting with brown "points based migration" post 2019 election (fake conservatives ''victory' ) and "climate refugees" punching into the last indigenous enclaves in the nation.

Corona and the death of the boomers and the bagging of patriots by the military lockdown ("Corona deaths") will accelerate this plan and the brown prole mass will vote for tyranny and the clique will just say "well 'you' voted for it".

It's done.

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>day 4 of quarantine
bored

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>Says the triplord

Big yikes.

Scotland?

>silly old boomer
I-I'm in my early thirties user. I just wanted our nation to be free again... and began to doubt my thoughts when I started actually watching parliament sessions.

clean? 4 days lmao or do you mean off h?

Is that politician a typical Anglo politician?
youtube.com/watch?v=UwDW4V8W9ow

I mean you can't be more Anglo than him. Extremely sneaky, dishonest, evil, coward and vicious.

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Off H

I don't even like football but I'll give it a go

To the user that posted these tracks last night, im really loving them, thx.

youtu.be/Slmtn5H4aWI

youtu.be/hm6COzCAQhg

Start coughing on boomers.

>I don't even like football
course you dont neek

honestly can't mind must've been a good few weeks though or atleast 2 weeks

So how long is this gonna go on for? My local Asda is already looking sparse, how likely are actual food shortages?

fuck niggers

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Not bad mate, keep it up

I grew up with rugby instead you spastic, much prefer it

So it’s a rental?

any recommend a good apocalypse film?

I've heard coming off it is one of the worst things you could ever go through. How has it been for you?

nice
youtube.com/watch?v=jSw6ru2_Dak

3-6 months unironically

>eternal anglo pepe
lol

Onions Green
>lets see how this displays
also, check out Await Further Instructions

Zombieland, mad max fury road. If you liked threads try Survivors.

great film

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how are you gonna get mad at me when i do it though?

the art of getting by

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this shit's getting personal and fuck im so bored

I popped into my local Tescos this morning, Car park was PACKED and inside the place was full of people with full shopping trollies and empty shelves . . . .this is madness, I only wanted some peas and mashed potato.

racist
scorsese shit?

Apparently the aches are the worst thing

what are you talking about, i don't get mad?
yes

i don't ever remember you not being mad

bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-51955509
bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-51955509

Michel Barnier, the EU's chief Brexit negotiator, has tested positive for coronavirus.

Michel Barnier, the EU's chief Brexit negotiator, has tested positive for coronavirus.

Michel Barnier, the EU's chief Brexit negotiator, has tested positive for coronavirus.

wasn't me

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>post body
Why? I haven't played for 8 years

suck ur mum

No one cares you panic spastic.

repent

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Was in the local Asda yesterday at 6am and was packed full of people. Went back later and was still pretty busy, although the shelfs still had a fair amount of stock.

so we can laugh at your cancerbody that i'd fold like paper

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Italy lockdown to be continued further than 3rd April

Terrified of leaving the house spastic asks mummy to stock up for him so he can continue not to leave the house.

Based and redpilled life I'm so envious ,but it must be killing you inside knowing you can't be a father to your daughter as your too busy BTFO anonnymongs and playing computer games

You say
>I'd fold your body like paper
I hear
>I have a flip phone ffs

Huge panic in HOL, i havent spoken to him properly but the schools closing he knew about and told me and i didnt believe him, he mentioned the armed forces mobilising but didnt say what, he was away for 5 days because every aspect of government from number 10 to local councils are a shitshow of panic and running around, I wanted to ask him about a potential lockdown but hes offline again

OOF

i’m watching movies