/cvg/ corona virus general #2269

In the first year
In the first infection
In the first when the virus first began
When the pandemic first started
One stood
He chose the path of possible infection
In his fight to survive he found no peace
And within his hazmat suit he scouded the wastelands of China seeking vengance on the CCP who wronged him
And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him, the Coofslayer.

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What is this pattern called?

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i'm going to costco this morning, boys. wish me luck

The virus is a front for the next phase of African Cattle Planet™ since 1789. This phase is about killing boomers (in order to finish off the voting denographics as brown youth will vote for tyranny), bagging patriots and them dying of "Corona", repopulation with "climate refugees" and then preparing of the chipped population where you can't buy or sell without the vaccine. The virus was never meant to last long or kill us all, just last long enough and kill enough. Pay attention to laws being passed and proposals.

Pic very related. Cap this

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This. Even the crossbow is legal in germannistan since apparently, I quote " As a specialty to be noted is that, crossbows do not shoot as per legal definition in Germany, since they don't use expanding gases or similar mechanisms to propel a projectile. "

So as long it doesn't have a gas chamber it's legal.

Only 90000 detected.... wtf

>Holy shit the fucking number changes every day you absolute retard.
It's been stuck

same doomfren same... We've gotten so hyped up that anything less than a total collapse of society and billions dead will be a disappointment.

>get in contact with somebody who had a contact with somebody who had a contact with a virus carrier
it's over bros

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THREADLY REMINDER THIS IS "COVID-19" VIRUS NOT "CHINESE" VIRUS.

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Alpine

The spiky anus ravager

The chart doesn’t update to shown price

fuck off with this retarded meme, no one finds it funny

Not to mention that a 150ibs bow is more than enough to protect your deenz, and they look meaner than air rifles.

fuck chinks

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Daily reminder you're a roach

>Only 3425 dead
It's just a cold.

Bill Gates and other also have addresses. Time to put up or shut up patriots.

>mfw was expecting this shit since january
>mfw still don't want it to be real
>mfw know it's real
>mfw it'll change society forever
I want off this ride
GAS THE FUCKING CHINKS

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threadly reminder that social distancing is based

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/elena/ representin'

answer two questions: Is this a virus? Where did this virus originate?

Now these slant eyed, face like a slot machine know how it feels.

god I wish that were me

youtube.com/watch?v=RZKrvXHS_5E

ITS OVER POL BTFO

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Ciro

>mfw Germany isn't taking refugees anymore so now your slum-country has to take them.
Enjoy your enrichment roach

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>Grandma STOP FUCKING GO OUTSIDE, You need something just fucking call and will be delivered to you
>Yeah yeah
>hang out phone
>goes outside with another dozen of her peers
AHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOW I FUCKING MAKE STOP GOING OUTSIDE

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Just noticdd OPs numbers

Holy shit what is this kek, it's over 8,000 dead and WAY more infected

I think I ordered the wrong hazmat suit guys.

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Chinese virus, you sub-human turkroach

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Italybros stay safe...

just let her go user

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Holy fuck guys there are like 8 cruise ships off the coast near Sydney

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Map

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Army contingent deployed in bergamo is transporting bodies away from the city to be cremated elsewhere, as Bergamo can't burn them fast enough. Bergamo was the first city to admit ICU beds ran out.
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(something something six gorillion)

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Shoot her in the legs.

I see the numbers go up and it gives me satisfaction but then I remember it's real human lives we're counting and then I feel kinda bad but not really, am I psycho? Shouldn't I feel worse?

What movies you watchin while this shit goes down?

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>RESEARCH
Sorry OP but where did you dig up this ancient info?
Is it just to sneak in your personal Protovella hobbyhorse?
Could it be that you, OP, is a massive fucking faggot?

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>getting deliveries
NGMI

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really want some of that YuMmY BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have a question on corona virus patent.
we have covid-19, which is a category of corona virus.
i'm no virologist but seems like you'd have many versions of corona, based on genetic mutations.
You could also have versions based on genetic manipulations.
To say that a company has a patent on "corona" seems awfully generic.
Can you find info on the exact nature of the patent they hold and on what basis they are patenting it?

Nah, you're good user, go to Walmart in it.

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You are right, it is the Slaves of Qing Virus.

Recent times have produced many retarded older people. Life was not challenging enough to properly filter them. Now you meet people who are 70 with little to no wisdom.

Not at all, fren. It’s absolutely perfect.

voyage to the underworld

F.

>What movies you watchin while this shit goes down?

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>Azythromycin
Hahaha okay user. According to Drugs dot com these are the potential side effects. this is for a drug that MIGHT work, and we don't even know if it works permanently.

Abdominal or stomach pain
blistering, peeling, or loosening of the skin
bloody or cloudy urine
bloody, black, or tarry stools
body aches or pain
burning while urinating
chest pain
chills
congestion
cough increased
cough producing mucus
dark urine
difficult or labored breathing
difficult or painful urination
dizziness
drowsiness
dryness or soreness of the throat
earache
fainting
fast, irregular, pounding, or racing heartbeat or pulse
general feeling of discomfort or illness
general feeling of tiredness or weakness
headache
indigestion
irregular or slow heart rate
itching or rash
joint or muscle pain
large, hive-like swelling on the face, eyelids, lips, tongue, throat, hands, legs, feet, or sex organs
light-colored stools
loss of appetite
muscle aches and pains
nausea or vomiting
noisy breathing
passing of gas
red skin lesions, often with a purple center
red, irritated eyes
redness or swelling in the ear
runny nose
shivering
sneezing
sores, ulcers, or white spots on the lips or in the mouth
stomach pain, continuing
stomach pain, fullness, or discomfort
stuffy nose
sweating
swelling of the face, ankles, hands, feet, or lower legs
tender, swollen glands in the neck
tightness in the chest
trouble with sleeping
trouble with swallowing
unpleasant breath odor
unusual bleeding or bruising
unusual tiredness or weakness
upper right abdominal or stomach pain
voice changes
vomiting of blood
yellow eyes or skin

>reported his wife as a „suspected case“
Fuck i haven‘t laughed that much in a while. Why is this so funny, nooooo.

Unironically dont know how to live properly right now. Stocked up with canned food, weapons, armor, and a mobile garden and at the same time still doing normie shit like school and going on runs/bike rides. I was swiping on tinder and it made me realize that bars and restaurants are shut down there's only hiking as a date option really and I risk exposure to someone I dont even know. It's like half of me is prepped to do CBRN shit for real and the other half knows I need to pay the bills and talk to people or I'm going to shoot myself.

>no new local case in china
Really makes you think, doesn't it?

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I don't need an excuse to hate chinamen people. Literally all other asians are alright. Even pajeet isn't so bad compared to fucking chinamen.

it's her own free will. she has been warned. let her go.

Laura reporting in

>and excuse
Dumb chick could at least double check her work first before posting retard shit

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it's the shanghai shivers

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Kek, fuck that gay shit

threadly reminder that this is the Chinese virus, they can't keep getting away with it

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Mount the gyro-copter and let-loose the napalm.

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>corn teen
Jfc I'm still laughing

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CHINK SHILL, THE WEST CURED YOUR DISEASES

IT IS OVER, NOW THE WORLD HATED YOU EVEN MORE

>HCQ Side Effects include

Blistering, peeling, loosening of the skin
blurred vision or other vision changes
chest discomfort, pain, or tightness
cough or hoarseness
dark urine
decreased urination
defective color vision
diarrhea
difficulty breathing
difficulty seeing at night
dizziness or fainting
fast, pounding, uneven heartbeat
feeling that others are watching you or controlling your behavior
feeling that others can hear your thoughts
feeling, seeing, or hearing things that are not there
fever with or without chills
general feeling of tiredness or weakness
headache
inability to move the eyes
increased blinking or spasms of the eyelid
joint or muscle pain
large, hive-like swelling on the face, eyelids, lips, tongue, throat, hands, legs, feet, and sex organs
loss of hearing
lower back or side pain
noisy breathing
painful or difficult urination
red irritated eyes
red skin lesions, often with a purple center
severe mood or mental changes
sore throat sores, ulcers, or white spots on the lips or in the mouth
sticking out of the tongue
stomach pain
swelling of the feet or lower legs
swollen or painful glands
trouble with breathing, speaking, or swallowing
uncontrolled twisting movements of the neck, trunk, arms, or legs
unusual behavior
unusual bleeding or bruising
unusual facial expressions
unusual tiredness or weakness
yellow eyes or skin

the wuhan wiggle

I can't help it. The more I peruse and post in these threads. the more this song plays in my head on repeat. It won't stop. This is a life changing event for generations to come. Even if it's not a massive die-off, we have destroyed the world economy and thrust ourselves into a global depression that will have resounding effects.

Paint it fucking black.

youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg

Keep calling it a nothingburger. This is the biggest happening since 9/11. This is bigger than 9/11. This is our world war.

checked and based

Elena here, I'm losing it

This is my problem with my boomer dad as well. Can't seem to just chill the fuck out in the house. Always looking for ways to go out. My mom is okay tho. She is just chill and busy in the kitchen.

Just touched my face AMA

Nuke China.

>soft r
I wish 4by2chan was here for this habbening.

RIP

HAPPENING FUCKING CANCELED
youtube.com/watch?v=RZKrvXHS_5E

IT'S OVER POL BTFO

CORONA CHAN DEFEATED GO HOME RETARDS

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Unknown Shitposter reporting in

I think I'd rather die from corona disease than have any of that shit

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source dell'originale italiano?

anyone else noticing more and more NPC people? i suppose you guy guys wouldn’t since you’re all staying inside but on the off chance...

do you have the meme of post-wuflu italy? sicily is "mad max" and so on.

It's still around user
The more you shill the more interseted we get retard

FUCK

CHINKS

fight the bots, spread the truth.

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Un user l'aveva postata ieri sera

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all i noticed are more boomers than ever calling me asking for help

You mustve not been here in january

me too lmao. I keep seeing anons here shilling "muh HCQ bro" without bothering to look up all of the horrifying potential side effects. Uncontrollably twisting your arms and legs and neck around? what the fuck is that? I'll just let Corona take me and keep my dignity

No you order best and based hazmat when all the beats go out in a coof this chadzmat suit will be well paid in puss.

How do I get a white gf before coronachan kill all white and leave only niggers and sandniggers?

German media reports "A third of Italians ignored the curfew"
probably psychwarfare to get Germans to adhere to curfew

>shill

Chink shill calling me a shill. The irony

"Capitalism, winning"

They won't admit it but many old People actuslly want to die. It's a chance for them

so basically if you get side effects, it's just the same shit corona would have gave you + lots more

Like I need an excuse

yeah, not falling for that bullcrap, there is a new cure everyday and then we never ever hear of them again, fuck off.

Chinks are just east-asian kikes.

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fuck off newfag, gary is a treasure around here even though we all hate him

Dead nigger storage