AUS/POL/ - AUSTRALIA IS CLOSED EDITION #3

Evening lads.

>Australia announces travel ban on all non-citizens and non-residents
sbs.com.au/news/australia-announces-travel-ban-on-all-non-citizens-and-non-residents

>Qantas and Jetstar to suspend international flights and stand down 20,000 workers
theguardian.com/business/2020/mar/19/coronavirus-qantas-and-jetstar-to-suspend-international-flights-and-stand-down-20000-workers

>Aussie share market plunges amid coronavirus chaos and emergency rate cut
news.com.au/finance/markets/australian-markets/all-eyes-on-rba-rate-cut-as-aussie-share-market-falls-amid-coronavirus-chaos/news-story/d10098e9c3121512c48d573b0875887f

>One Aussie state has all but shut its doors with the "toughest border measures in the country", threatening fines of $16,800 and six months in prison.
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/e4c1494a3a61b3e55faf27804d3f6ca4

>A recession is probably around the corner, and it's not all thanks to coronavirus
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-19/coronavirus-recession-what-does-it-look-like/12064074

>Queensland Government passes public health measures to bolster powers ahead of expected rise in coronavirus cases
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-19/coronavirus-covid-19-queensland-parliament-bolsters-laws-powers/12069182?section=politics

>Coronavirus Australia live updates: Queensland announces 50 new COVID-19 cases
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/e4c1494a3a61b3e55faf27804d3f6ca4

>Australian Schools Will Not Close Despite Coronavirus Fears
10daily.com.au/news/australia/a200319qpoen/australian-schools-will-not-close-despite-coronavirus-fears-20200319

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first for fuck kikes

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tickled

Buy bidet stocks on ASX

Literally buy anything, everything is significantly undervalued. If you think it will get worse then wait. Don't buy anything now if you think we will enter a depression.

Stick ya jap dunny up ya dot, you complete tosser.

>you could've prevented this

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unironically a good idea if the market survives
fuck off you retarded anti logic shit posting piece of faggot

I'm considering going full commie aye specially after scummo announced that we can get "easier loans" which we essentially can't pay back due to no jobs

>australian schools will not close
I fully expect them not to close at all. Great job security for me I guess.

read about the theory of alienation and the materical conception of history, this is relevant to everyone right now. we need a revolution and what better conditions to rise up.

buy physical silver and gold now - if you can get it. Delivery wait times are abhorrent and the ask price has completely decoupled from the spot price.

I unironically wrote poems

Comparing selfish deeds
Among the trodden hordes
The poise of such, it dulls
Before the humble Lord

Do you run a funeral home?

Retarded advice

I note abcbullion basically has no stock left.

teacher “grow your own food you have plenty of room” user?

This. Tbh I'm looking forward to Weimar style commie vs nationalist paramilitary street brawls

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Highschool Teacher - currently being asked to do 6 times my normal workload to be "ready" to do remote teaching - like that's going to happen. Can you imagine 14 to 16 year olds who hate school logging in to their LMS to do their lessons in the middle of the most awesome holiday ever?

Schools won't close at all because the government knows that if they do they may never reopen - or certainly won't look the same when they do - and they lose social control of the entire next generation.

So what's for dinner?

Give it to me straight lads, how fucked are we?

Haven’t really been keeping up with everything the last few days

I'm actually a bit annoyed. Snails got into my potatos and nearly stripped the foliage bare.

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You're super fucked if you run out of TP

Unless you have a high level position at a major international company (or an Australian bank), then you're fucked.

I'm so fucking torn, do I withdraw every last cent from my bank account? Are the banks going to crumble? They'll just bail in but there's some kind conditioned institutionalisation in me that tells me not to. AHHHH WHAT DO I DO

I haven't been able to get buffalos from the US (cheapest 1 ounce rounds in the world) since 2016. Everything else has been getting harder and harder to buy - even large values.
Still selling "unallocated" paper silver though.

Turkey mince meat balls with cheese cubes inside them and Napoli tomato sauce, keto

Roll call user here, you are doing gods work my friend, thank you for teaching the youth. Does your house/garden actually look like your pic related, is it that intense? or u just got a veggie patch lol

Hard to say now, could be very fucked, could blow in a few months, best case scenario is a severe economic recession, worse case is Spanish flu world war 1 type of shit going on

Pasta

Spend your money
now

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I wouldn't show up if I was in your shoes. They are so worried about their economy that they will place kids and teachers at risk for GDP points.

Everyone you know and love will be dead. Your best possible scenario is ending up a slave toiling in an underground Tel Aviv soda stream mine.

had beef tongue and bread with olives and salad

Sir, step away from the TP, sir

Only one package per customer

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Hold it you fucking moron

by "hold" you mean withdraw?

Store it in gold for the time cobber, doesnt matter if you make any money, at least you will preserve the wealth.

It's not that intense yet. But we've got all the stock (minus the chickens, but friends breed chooks so they're not hard to acquire) ready to turn our yard into a fully functioning farm.
>been improving the topsoil for the past half a decade. Let the grass grow long, slash it, let it lie fallow, rinse and repeat.
>started with about 50mm of topsoil, now well over a foot of rich, black earth.

Fuck yeah no more foreign arrivals.
Now to boot the fucks that are here

withdraw, pic related. They can take your money to try save themselves. If they fail and collapse and go bankrupt, do you think you will get your funds back? No. They will shrug and say sorry we tried, unfortunately we are bankrupt and have no money. Your physical cash will also have some value.

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I know someone who teaches at a school in Dubbo. 23 teachers called in sick this week.

No i mean leave it in the bank. You're literally panicking, fucking calm down.

That's if you have over 200,000 saved.

If I don't show up how do I stop the brainwashing of the next generation of white kids?
>school is disproportionately white
>blonde, blue or green eyed
>all from large families
>thanks to me most of the girls now want to be wives and mothers before career
>hardest part is convincing retarded gen X parents that this is more valuable than a worthless uni degree.

You would in dubbo though. Place is infested with abos.

>do you think you will get your funds back? No.
bank deposits are guaranteed in australia up to a limit of $250,00. christ you people are stupid

>Rep Ro Khanna submits bill for $6,000 for any US citizen making below $130,000 last year.
That's $10,000 dollarydoos right now, meanwhile we're looking at $350 USD for 25% of the population. Why don't one of you psychopaths "deal" with the LNP rather than shooting up religious cunts?

That pic is a bit homo and for farm larpers imo. I'm not that bloke, but having a functional garden is pretty easy if you have the land, bit of hard yakka can easily get you enough food for a few meals here and there and plenty of herbs to trade with your neighbours, you don't need to go full farm and have everything growing in your literal back yard soil, a few garden beds and some chickens in a regular back yard can yield great results. Since we don't have to worry about prepping for harsh winters with food and fuel here, you can get to a sustinece farm a lot easier than you thing

Literal retard.

Good on them even if they aren't sick. I'd be fucked if I'd show up if the government decided I was expendable so that the wagies can keep making widgets for their jewish overlords.

If we still had an economy based on actual money and not credit this virus wouldn't do much economically. But now that everything is on revolving credit if things shut down the whole show goes arse up.

how does this make you feel?
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i am so fucking outraged by this piss poor response from the liberal government. it's a fucking criminal organisation who have hoarded the entire property market for themselves and their mining tycoon friends yet they'd never dream of touching all the wealth in property. We need these fuckers gone.

absolutely based. you must save a fucktonne of money on produce and although be so much healthier than the wax and microplastic covered fruit and veg at grocery stores. Jealous of the virgin soil you’ve made too, it takes a long time to make good soil. Very impressive

That's why they want to bring in online and automated learning with computers so they can remove the teachers like you from the equation. The plan to do that was formulated in the 1930s even though the didn't even have the tech them.

Great. We should have more of this.

just remember that when customs and frontline international airport staff in Sydney asked for masks to wear during interacting with chinks all day long they REFUSED and said it would be scary to the gooks coming here from abroad if people wore masks

This hazelnut dough of my own creation
Flows out like members of a war-torn nation
And I feel,
Again,
Light and free.
No longer does burden anchor me.

Outrage indicates a degree of surprise. Did you actually think they would do something involving courage and leadership?

It literally doesn't even cross my mind, the best part of western literature, is that the western cannon is more than a life times worth of reading and whatnot. Poetry is quite difficult, exceptionally more difficult than writing a decent novel and 85IQ pseudo intellectuals fundamentally cannot do it. I would make a remark about how politicised stuff like this has ruined the poetry scene, but the whole scene has always been shit

gotta do whatever it takes to protect the lucrative tourism industry amirite?
oops, look what happened

If nothing is done we will enter an economic depression, it looks like the LNP is heading straight for that path. Do they really think a 4.5 billion injection of a failing currency is going to save this economy? Businesses will go bankrupt left and right, people are going to be spending that on debt, rent and living basics for 2-4 weeks, forget the next 6 months.

>western cannon

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The topsoil is worth so much. I see people buying bags of nutrient rich soil from bunnings and smell the fertiliser people put all over their flower gardens and can't help but wonder what reading even the most basic historical farming techniques would do for them.

Not that I really expect to need to use it. Australia is so easy to grow food in. We can basically grow "summer" crops year round.

I don't doubt this at all. Fucking commies.

>tfw public servant

I hope my job will be safe :(

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I think that's the one they make Victoria crosses from

Have you ever experimented with crushed rock as fertilizer?

To be fair if you chose to be a teacher in Dubbo you are expendable.

the abysmal Abyssinian does absolve me
Of my internalised guilt for my privilege
I look, I see
Niggers
Niggers everywhere
I laugh at their self inflicted misery.

given the circumstances, i thought they'd at least compromise their own platform even just a little, drop the fucking masquerade of "LABOR BAD" but they still seem so fucking far in denial and arrogrance that it just leaves me stunned. this should be the predicate of civil unrest and revolt but man we truly are a nation of dullard liberal sycophants. i'm so fucking livid.

I was /somethingburger/ since early feb but i think we might be out of the chinese virus woods. The only reason confirmed cases keeps rising is because we are still trying to round up the infected people from before the social distancing started.

I think there's probably about 2000 - 3000 cases atm but I think it might be under control from now

Never needed to fertilize. Just use compost and follow good crop rotation practices.

You will be the last to lose your job.

Its all laid out here if you fancy a read. Charlotte is a cool old lady. She's still going strong at 90 years old.

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What did you expect given the decision on interest rates?

Just glorified child minding until they are old enough for the remand centre or to work at the zoo.

>commies
>having anything to do with automation
>implying it's not further exploitation of the working class by forcing them into more unstable positions of casual and underemployment enforced by the owners of the means of production

The something burger will be the deep recession that's coming.

Ouu, have a cry little bitch.

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It wasn't that long ago everyone was paid with physical cash in pay packets.
You don't NEED to have all your savings shoved away in a bank account. Especially now that the cash rate has gone to shit
mozo.com.au/savings-accounts/interest-rates
>Currently, the average ongoing savings rate is 0.98% p.a., while the average among the big four banks is 0.57% p.a

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Well lads, borders are closed. Now we just need to helicopter the shit skins and most of Melbourne into the ocean and the ethnostate will be on its way.

I wonder what Tarrant thinks of Corona-chan? How long until the prisons fall apart?

Friendly reminder that dumb cunts are panic buying salbutamol inhalers, asthma bros make sure you have enough now or a script in case supply gets cut off for OTC purchases

>having anything to do with automation
Communism isn't possible without automating all of the undesirable jobs, which is most of them.

>Implying an economic collapse isn't exactly what we need right now
Hit the accelerator user, fuck this world.

I teach my kids a classical education - I just hide it from them and make them think they're somehow subverting me.

I've got year 9 boys learning the Lord's Prayer in Latin at the moment. They're a group of malicious compliance practitioners. They have no idea that every time they fight to be the most completely obnoxiously compliant cunt they're getting a classical education.

For any anons on here with their own kids, if you find you have to home school for a term then use these guys
>veritaspress.com/
Fuck whatever your state department sends home for them to do. If you're going to home school them, do it right.

I said come back when it hits 52us cents... calm down.

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I'm not really being hyperbolic and I don't see it as a good thing but the type of government that would respond best to a situation like this is a fascist one, or at least one with the degree of autocracy that allows for decisions to be made and enacted quickly.

565 confirmed in Australia with 204,700 confirmed cases worldwide including 8,400 deaths.

Last I checked it was 5 dead in Australia, with at least 1 being an elderly asian man pic related.

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Government is barely testing at all

People at my bottle-o were all buying alcohol in bulk. Like 4 cartons of beer at once

Overheard the teller say "It's like christmas"

Does anyone really think the government is going to close alcohol stores? People would riot

i don't think you what communism or automation is

Just took my wife's son to school and there was hardly anyone there. One woman told me that Australia has locked down everything and people can't even go to the shop and if they are seen outside after 5pm they are shot on sight. Yet in this thread i see the schools are not even closed over there so what's going on? who's right here?

i've eaten all my prep already ama

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6 dead since yesterday.
I’m leaning towards out of the corona woods too. I think it’s reasonably contained and we won’t see /lockdown/ or anything crazy, just tough times financially from the recession that’s beginning

>my wife's son
Surely this is a joke

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I use "communism" as a term for what the people who call themselves that actually do, not what the absolutely retarded brainlet BA faggots pretend it's supposed to be.
>Marxist philosophy was always about empowering corporate billionaires to replace the hereditary aristocracy by using a gullible lower-middle class

they're currently in the process of consolidating power, before we know it we will indeed have a supreme executive leader and we will be living under a dictatorship.

Now state the global recovery rate.

You got any good resources for building up top soil? The only thing I want in life is a decent sized property.

schools are ongoing in underground bunkers built for when the Japs invaded us in ww2

Passed three cop cars on my way to the bottle shop off my fucking face. Why is drink driving so much fun?

Why would anyone work as a janitor under communism, or a shelf stocker, etc. when they can do easier manual jobs? They wouldn't, it requires automation as no one would be willing unless you forced them into doing those jobs. You could apply that to difficult to do jobs too, why would anyone want to be a surgeon if not for money?
One you force people into it, you need some incentive and once people have incentives there's no longer any equality.

yeah but we're barely testing. If we mass tested we'd have a better idea of the numbers and people would panic less because of the numbers of confirmed cases wouldnt climb so much every day

>be me
>about 100 cans of beans, tomatoes, fruits, soups, other shit too
>realised i didn’t even have a can opener
>had to brave the hoards
Could’ve used a knifeyspoony but i wanted the luxurious can opener

I only eat breakfast to ration the supplies out so nothing

>Australia is a lucky country run mainly by second rate people who share its luck. It lives on other people's ideas, and, although its ordinary people are adaptable, most of its leaders (in all fields) so lack curiosity about the events that surround them that they are often taken by surprise.

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stay mad furfag fagget nig

>they may never reopen - or certainly won't look the same when they do

wow, how so??

>country run mainly by second rate people who share its luck.
That quote is too generous with second rate, the LNP are at the bottom rung of humanity.

but i have license to two packets of tp!

As many longies of MB as I can neck before I pass out

How long before the riots and looting start? Asking for a friend

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Permanently closed borders, extreme social isolation for the next 5+ years. All classes taught online, all office jobs from home.

The licence to drink drive is the best thing out of this. Going to go for a drunk drive later.

I'm pretty much NazBol Gang at this point.

You're assuming they won't be on the same side against the Capitalists & their bootlickers by then. Or at least not fighting each other right then. I see old Strasser is getting more & more play these days, and a lot of commies are going full tankie (is my impression).

God I wish I had a HS teacher like you growing up.

Where are the piles of dead boomers I was promised?
At least this work from home is pretty comfy.

Get in the best shape possible immediately, things are going to get grim.

Alright friendly jordies calm down

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they should do a shame campaign like they did for smokers for People who do business internationally. Instead they harass innocent movie pirates doing the bidding of hollywood

honestly labour is slightly better than the lnp and I can't believe we voted lnp at least with labour more money would have been pumped into hospos and unions and we would probably get a bigger payout in stimulus even though they would be more open bnorders but like the lnp they would have closed them too ecentually from corona

Once China stops buying our ore we'll turn Somalia tier over night, lol

Banana republic, now with coal!

My missus quit today. Teacher.

Why don't you shit in the surf

kek

Steak and chips, lad. What about you? No one ever asks.

No.
Blame QLD, dumb cunts.

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Sweet. Good luck. The only thing to remember when drink driving is don't drive onto the footpath and into a group of kids. Otherwise you're golden

I'm going to homeschool. I have the luxury of being a dsp neet with an education degree.

based and redpilled teacherbro