I have fucking phlegm in my throat nonstop. I don't feel that bad but I constantly feel like I have to swallow it...

Hock a loogie. See how far you can spit.

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
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14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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Virus invades nervous systems
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Can be caused by acid reflux

>acid reflux
hopefully thats it
I feel like im going to fucking die and tripping out... Whenever I lay down its worst so ima just stay awake all night and game.

typical leaf. you can say nigger here.

Jewgle will save it in their DB and fuck me in 20yrs with it.

>but I constantly feel like I have to swallow it

Do NOT swallow it.

its too late and i cant even spit it out really its like theres noithing

Gargle sanitizer and swallow.

I had that for a while recently, I just ignored it as best I could and everything went back to normal after a few days.

I’ve heard it’s a dry cough. You’re probably fine

hopefully man no way I'll be able to sleep fuck this gay earth but if I'm really going to die I'll teach all u niggas here my secret knowledge

Take a hot shower, it will be easier to expel most of the phlegm. I used to get this all the time, but hacking it all up in my morning shower got rid of it mostly.

oh and you dont have corona, you're just paranoid as fuck

eat garlic right NOW

it started to happen right after I got stuck between those fucking n....... theyh were yelling at eachother accross me. I tooka hot shower right afterr and washed all my clothes.

I thought coronavideo was suppose to be a dry cough cough
Please stick to the script.

it takes days for symptoms to appear lol

niggers?

if I tell you will you listen?

yes 5 of them!!! I wasnt truly racist but now ill be.
YES ANYTHING

They spat on you. You have it.

You want drown in your spit. Try to sleep and you'll feel better.

I can't I read pol 24 7 and I know im just going to fucking die lol

I got n*****red

drink alot of water and hot tea

first
you need to go to the grocery store and in the produce section get some ginger root. break off a piece and cut it like sliced carrots, steam it in a pan of water,
be careful don't burn yourself
breath in the steam
again be careful not to burn yourself, even steam can burn .
do that for a few minutes and you should spit up the mucus.
you're body will do it automatically

another way, but doesn't work as fast is go in the bathroom close the door tun on the hot shower so the bathroom steams up - nibble a bit on the ginger, it's very strong so don't eat it like an apple, just little nibbles it's food so you can swallow or just chew and spit it out- that should also make you spit up the mucus.

IF you are ill with a fever make sure when you leave the bathroom the air is warm in the house or you'll catch the chills.

That's the first thing.

$2 do you have a fever?

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Dude, your symptoms aren't necessarily corona
There are many other horrifically fatal ailments that could kill you
So don't worry!
Glad to help

could it really be acid reflux? my stomach has been weird the past 1-2 days. like gargling a lot

im inshape 26 yo, smokes weed often tho but recently not as much

+ random burping

its 6am and im afraid to go to the store anymore... I have garlic tho.

no fever I think, if one rly rly rly mild but I think its just my paranoia

Corona is dry coughs so it's probably not Corona
It could be that you have Corona on top of something that causes phlegm tho idk

now to protect and strengthen your lungs
remember the virus invades, but it's your body's over reaction that kills you
get some good Vit D-3
liquid works faster
you can take it a few ways,
3 drop under the tongue 3 times a day
or put it in juice

go outside in direct sun
roll up your sleeves
arms facing up, like someone was going to put a rock in your hand - the soft side of your arms.
let the sun hit that part of you arms for at 10 minutes. You will absorbed direct Vit D,A and K
that will also make your lungs stronger.

You want to make your body strong - in this case the lungs - you don't want to alarm your body to attack the virus more than it needs to.

Remember it's the mucus you produce that kills you, it fills up your lungs and suffocates you.

are you far from a hospital?

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garlic is for ear aches and collateral,

you want to get rid of the mucus you need and expectorate get some ginger ask a friend to buy it for you - it's a couple of dollars at most

don't waste my time

if you don't have a fever you do not have corona. take your temp now. that's the only way. anything over 99 and you have to go to the doctor.

If you are not going to follow my instruction. I can't be bothered.

if you think you have corona you have to take it seriously or it will kill you and fast.

that's why you need to get rid of the mucus, even if it is another flu
that will make you one of those people who die from an underlining condition

there's one more part, but I'm not going to bother cause I think this guys a troll.

My nose started running this morning, user. No phlegm or sore throat yet... let's pray we don't have Corona-chan. Are we supposed to self-isolate for 14 days at first sign of symptoms or what? There are other people living in this house with me.

bro im not a troll,

just more info:
its only in my throat not my nose

also ill buy ginger when the stores open its closed now -.- also ill take D3 + multi vit + vit C

Relax my child, don't worry about it.

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Do you have an internal monologue ability? I can help you, but I need this question answered by you honestly first.

yes I talk to myself nonstop all the time

When they self sensor like they you know the social conditioning has them well trained. Poor leaf is completely mind fucked.

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You're fucked

im on my gaming pc bra

As in bouncing ideas off of yourself by abstractly conceiving of yourself in different opinionated stances internally to work out the kinks in your own ideas and thoughts, or do you mean literally talking to yourself out loud or to an internal voice that isn't your own? This is important.

also I keep fucking burping a lot wtf is wrong with me

depends of how manic I am

M8, I'm asking for specifics and you keep replying back with non specifics. This isn't helping you right now. Help me to help you.
Are you capable of the first thing I mentioned?

of course bro, the truth is I often feel smarter than everyone I talk to but I have really low self confidence which makes me say stupid shit...

but im probably not that smart because ill die after getting coofed on my N.......... RIP TO ME

Fair enough. For your phlegm situation, you should get something with guaifenisen in it. You can either get generic stuff for cheap and alter your dosage as needed or you can shell out for the expensive mucinex. Guaifenisen is an expectorant, as in it helps loosen any thing in your lungs and throat that shouldn't be there, and making it much easier for your to cough it out without too much effort. You just have to stay properly hydrated within reason in order for it to work as best as it can in your body. Cough that shit up, user. Don't swallow it. You're swallowing it is part of the reason why you are getting an acid refluxy burpy response to it. Your body knows it's bad shit and doesn't want it there in your stomach either. The overactive acid response is your body trying to kill the nasty shit in your phlegm that you swallowed.

Goodbye senpai...

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Ok I will get some first thing tomorow. I will send someone for me.

dude you need to sleep so your immune system can work properly and heal you. Staying up all night is the worst thing you could do right now, sometimes I get a fever just from bad sleep for 2 nights in a row

thx to everyone in the thread btw, I already feel a bit better I'll try to sleep a lot. I was waiting for my trap gf to go to sleep so I could fap in peace..

i love u all and will try all your advices, I'll report back if I get sick

Take care, get some rest with some nyquil or generic version of it since you're having trouble sleeping due to the anxiety.