/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2268

Threadly reminder the same people calling you a racist Nazi who should marry a tranny and not have kids a month ago, are now the same ones telling you this literal flying lung aids.

Think on.

>herd immunity

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>trusting chink numbers
kek

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London delivery driver live
youtube.com/watch?v=9U9Col-bzhY

Being a single father in this chaos is the worst. Thank God I'm doing really well financially.

>only
nothing is happening faggots.

Predictions:
The west coast will get raped hardest, as will Flu York and Florida.

All of europe will become Italy within 4t days

All of Asia will reach peak in two months, it hasn't been contained. I don't buy it after seeing Italy.

Aussies will be the next Italy

Hawaii will become black plauge teir, no escape, travel will be closed in and out

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.
Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity.

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BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where can I find some of this fabled BAT SOUP in Los Angeles?

why is it the worst

Is this picture photoshopped or do shorts like that actually exist?

Except Yas Forums was onto this weeks before the normie media noticed.

anyone else slowly starting to belive happening is cancelled and severly dissapointed?

If CDC and SWAT show up to your door tomorrow asking you to come with them to the quarantine site because you're "at risk", what are you gonna do?

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Going out to best buy tomorrow to get the new Animal crossing! I'll be sure to catch Corona-chan for you all. UwU

Israel is at 529 now, still no deaths
2 are critical though

Reposting for an answer:
Anyone know if the tests can detect Corona in other parts of the body, other than the respiratory system? So if it's in your kidneys or heart could the tests catch it?

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I remember it being piped into my local pub mid January.

50% of people who get this don't manifest symptoms. Their immune system just beats it while they walk around spreading it to others.
It's literally impossible to contain a virus like this. You could have had it last week and you wouldn't know. If every single person with even one of the symptoms were welded into their homes, each isolated individual would have an asymptomatic carrier going to trains, malls, restaurants, and theaters spreading it around.
This isn't going away until we get a cure or vaccine. It's really only useful for at risk individuals to be in lock down because it isn't feasible to lock down anyone else for long enough for the virus to go away.

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>he doesn't know about the shorts

Boomers and urban gentlemen are still going outside like nothing's happening, looks like some of our problems are going to be fixed by themselves

>owning a switch
just buy a gun and shoot your dick off, you're pretty much doing that anyways

i though UK is a left-hand traffic country

You're my favourite updater.
Tip: don't try to meme global recession into existence like you successfully did with pandemic, focus on extinction level event instead.

Go eat Bat Xi

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Hawaii has barely been touched by this and they were exposed long before the mainland. Turns out corona type viruses don't do well in 80 degree heat!

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>In the C.D.C. report, 20 percent of the hospitalized patients and 12 percent of the intensive care patients were between the ages of 20 and 44, basically spanning the millennial generation.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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>shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity.
You know we're all armed and have been shooting guns since we were toddlers.

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thank you for the math, the gov fucking lies

GAD ZUKES for BAT SOUP!

I really need to have some of this YuMmY BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is the percentage of obese people in this age range? Being 30 doesnt mean you are automatically healthy

They were still saying it was just a flu merely one week ago, the virus is a living contradiction of the progressive ideology

Where the fuck you been living? Recession was a month ago. We're in a full on depression now and it's only getting started. 90% chance your job is gone within 6 months.

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I don't have much time to take care of other things that need to be taken care of.

source?

It's almost like they're laid back and less targetted by media scaremongering.

They take the swab from your mouth/nose. Any other locations in your body are not checked. A blood test could reveal if the virus is traveling but only tissue samples or an autopsy after death could determine where exactly the virus caused inflammation.

he must be a 4channer

>ATTENTION ANONS
ATTENTION ANONS

>ATTENTION ANONS
ATTENTION ANONS

>ATTENTION ANONS
ATTENTION ANONS

SOCIETY AS WE KNOW IS ABOU TO COLLAPSE.
HUMANITY IS ABOUT TO GO EXTINCT!

WE'RE LOOKING FOR SURVIVORS TO REBULD A COLONY FOR THE PURPOSE OF PRESERVING THE HUMAN RACE.

THE COUNTRY WE'RE GOING TO SET UP OUR INITIAL BASE IS IN NORWAY,Tromsø

COORDINATES : 69°4058N 18°5634E / 69.68278°N 18.94278°E / 69.68278; 18.94278

OUR FIRST PURPOSE IS TO SURVIVE
WE'RE GOING TO START EXPANDING ONCE WE GATHER THE SURVIVORS.

WE ONLY NEED THE BEST OF THE BEST SO THAT CLEARLY MEANS NO FATOIDS AMERISHARTS.
A NEW WORLD FREE FROM THE AMERICANS WILL SPRING FORTH.

THE BORDERS WILL BE CLOSED BEFORE THE FIRST OF DECEMBER.
MAKE SURE YOU BRING WHATEVER YOU DEEM NECESSARY FOR SURVIVAL!
HOPE YOU MAKE IT.
GODSPEED

>ATTENTION ANONS
ATTENTION ANONS

>ATTENTION ANONS
ATTENTION ANONS

>ATTENTION ANONS
ATTENTION ANONS

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No IM THE BAG!

Get down on all floors and lick their boots like the good goy I am

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Even if the cases are a nothingburger shit's gonna be closed for the next month; this is the biggest American happening since 9/11

The source of coronavirus has been identified. Video related.

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Any new tweets from that old fuck who always stirs up shit due to his complete disregard to the wu-flu? I can't believe I forgot his name.

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Nintendo always had the best games with best replay value.

What about breeding?

Yeah, but that user is still trying hard about recession for some reason.

Well yeah because manipulating a populace takes time lest full blown hysteria happens as we are very close to now. I guarantee you this will be shilled as a nothing burger within a month here, to stop the west going into irretrievable breakdown.

Once again, Californian airport worker here. As of approximately eight to twelve hours ago, I believe I've become symptomatic. For the last week I've had what felt like a very mild cold, barely more than an annoyance. Today, I began feeling a sore throat and I have also begun to feel unusually warm. As of four hours ago, I feel like there is something wrong with my breathing. I can take full breaths and hold my breath comfortably, but there is a sensation in the back of my throat that is making me feel like I'm not breathing like I should be. This sensation has led to unproductive dry coughs that only seem to aggravate my sore throat.

As an airline worker, I have been deemed "essential personnel" and am exempt from the Shelter in Place order that the city enacted and I must report in for work until either tested positive or sent home by management. Today I will make my case to management to let me go home, and will take steps to get tested. I would encourage everybody to avoid airports at all costs, as if I am infected I can practically guarantee several of my coworkers are as well.

I am not worried so much about myself as I am about my 65 year old mother with asthma. I am confident I will survive, but I am much less confident about her.

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>all new cases in China are imported
This is called retaliation and it's a feature

>Italy numbers reached the peak yesterday
Source?
>Just pulled up from my ass.

Doesn't say but it does match anecdotal reports from Belgium, Spain, and France
archive.is/ANDmz

Florida beaches keep getting shut down. Theme parks are shut down. Bars and restaurants are shutting down. Thankfully I have video games and my bat soup.

No. The false negatives likely come from using nares or NP swabs which have low sensitivity compared to lower respiratory specimens (BAL). While ACE2 is found in the heart and kidneys, the virus has no way to get to those tissues. It can infect the intestines, though. Jury's still out on how often diarrhea occurs with Covid-19. Virus still needs to survive the stomach.

Why are we shutting everything down?
For the sake of boomers?
I lose my job, my school cancels the semester, my gym closes, and pic related (the biggest outdoor party in Canada) gets cancelled BC a bunch of boomers will die?
The same boomers that sold us out to the globalhomo agenda, who have all the wealth, own most houses, and eat up pensions and welfare?
Why. Tell me one reason why I as a zoomer should give up all this for boomers?

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Bill is sleeping.

Good spot - it is.

looks like EU wide shutdown is imminent

Reminder this only kills those with an average of 2.7 pre existing conditions with an average age of 80.
Show me two healthy young people who have died from this

Anons, what would you do? Better question: What would Jesus do?

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Over the past 6 months I've reduced my eating by a lot to go from 32 BMI to below 23 BMI, losing almost 1/3 of my body weight. Now I'm thinking, is it better to have lost weight because it makes me more resistant to death from corona, or should I have stayed fat, because that would make me better at surviving starvation from economic collapse? No real way to hedge risks here.

R.I.P sweet prince

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Satan trips CHECKED!

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Close borders, test people and confine those who test positive
It was unironically that simple but that would go against the mental worldview of globalists, they've decided since january (when they were alerted as proved the ex french minister of health that fleed her job) that they would do nothing because: it would cost money/it would go against all their propaganda and show how inneffective liberalism is. Herd immunity is a literal cope they latched unto.

Thats right. Bill something.

We can always look for antibodies in serum. That's probably the next test to be developed. anti-CoV IgG would indicate someone was infected, so we could test people who are no longer symptomatic for epidemiology.

Bill Mitchell, the most retarded boomer my poor eyes ever witnessed.

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I mean, we already have 500+ confirmed cases and who knows how many not-confirmed yet and only 6 people are currently intubated to breathing machines.
All of them are old and no one died yet though i guess some of them will soon
So dunno, its not fun but its not a world ending disease

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You should shake hands and clap everyone you meet at your job on the back to encourage them in this trying time

>China didn't warn the US how severe it was
>Canada shutting down now in response to severity in Italy
>Canada has a large Chinese population yet only 8 deaths here so far
>China has complete control over which citizens can leave the country
>allowed Italians to fly home 5-21 days ahead of Canadians
>allowed Germans to fly home 7-23 days ahead of Canadians
>takes 5 days on average to show symptoms
>Canadians with symptoms were not allowed to board evacuation flights
>Most Aussies refused to evacuate because they were being sent to Christmas Island
Let's suppose Canada isn't covering up that many deaths, which is reasonable since the obituaries are about the same as last year. Why didn't China let Canadians go home while letting Europeans easily evacuate? Canada even started organizing evacuation flights a day before Italy.

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Reminds me of how my date's mom died because of some schizo retard hitting her in the head with a blunt object which developed an undetected blood clot. Fear tards anons

European Union was a mistake.

The virus is a front for the next phase of African Cattle Planet™ since 1789. This phase is about killing boomers (in order to finish off the voting denographics as brown youth will vote for tyranny), bagging patriots and them dying of "Corona", repopulation with "climate refugees" and then preparing of the chipped population where you can't buy or sell without the vaccine. The virus was never meant to last long or kill us all, just last long enough and kill enough. Pay attention to laws being passed and proposals.

Pic very related. Cap this

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FUCK

CHINA

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Yeah dude, but unfortunately they count "high blood pressure" as a pre-existing condition. If you are 130/80, guess what, you have a pre-existing condition under the most liberal of standards.

529 confirmed cases in Israel

YES SATAN

No I dont. And even if I did thats not 2.7 and im not fucking 80 years old

i hope they will make an exception for refugees from Africa and Middle Asia.

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This is America, God damn it. We grab each others crotches and ram our hands up peoples' anuses to say hello. You cannot, and you will not, destroy our culture with your chinky flu.

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Most deaths are from the triage system. I would imagine in Israel (like in Portugal) we will need to wait 2 weeks to have an accurate understanding of what's going on and how severe it actually is

Rome back when?

what the fuck I love coronavirus now

Can someone please post the pics from OP chinese leaker, and Italian user going through the obits.

The last thread had 140 unique IPs. If 1/8 are going to die, that makes out to 17.5 posters will die the next couple of months.

Can't wait for our very own coronachan lottery. What will the doomed and diseased do with their remaining time? Become superheroes and truly act on their pet beliefs? Or supervillains making the fire consuming the world pop rise higher?

Or rot quietly in their self-imposed cucksheds as the new sons and daughters of coronachan take their place under the sun?

Feels good living in interesting times. To the 17.5 anons who are posting dead!

This. This is it. Holy shit capped.

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already closed the border 2 days ago and western countries stopped taking in about a week ago

I forgot to add there were over 10x more Canadians in Wuhan than Italians.

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Wtf is this? Off the coast of Sydney

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Guys, don't be a racist. Keep riding the subway, or "chube" as the eternal kike anglos call it.

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First confirmed death in Russia!

that must be super painful holy shit
i'd beat that nigger to death if he would do that to me

yes, need to wait more but I'm still optimistic.
First lockdown to stop exponential growth and not overwhelm ICU, move to aggressive testing and isolate sick, then slowly start opening up while still aggressively testing and isolating the sick

I don't think 17.5 of us are 65+ with pre-existing illnesses

Zoomed in

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how are people with babies gonna handle this. diapers and shit

in both cases being slimmer and fitter is beneficial

80% of people have some pre existing condition, I have a slightly above average heart rate (3-5 beats per minute higher than optimal average) so they would file me under that bracket too

OMG THEY WANT TO NUKE SYDNEY!

Real doc here, need some medfag help.
Some medfag answered me a couple of threads ago but I was attending another emergency do I repost the request:

Looking for a medfag that is already comfortable with CPTR procedures: we found that Gerontosol 45%vol in massive dosage (around 700ml/h) are lowering the Ar.dS. below 0.6ppm/cm3 threshold.
That is a good news but not all patients react in that way, as much as 62% of cases the PPC and LCC are much higher (over 750Mpl) and Listramine concentrations are as low as 0.77hpt in globuline samples.

My patient (41, female) was hard infibulated last night and treated with 35ml/h of Lactosfenil IV to stabilize her situation but no improvements whatsoever, symptoms are high fever (39°C), low LZ-Peptides levels, HVSC not present at all. Torax Rx shows pneumolytes all around and bad bad sub-alveolar cystites on the lower pulmonary zone. Never ever seen something like that before.

Someone told me (I don't remember who, pathology or neurology fag, I really don't remember) that if CRT modulations are stable at 75MHz with only moderate overscan, the patient could go through VHS therapy without much tape demagnetization happening. Good news as TxRx levels of RS-232 receptors can be as high as 3200baud without loosing much signals from the patient.

These are very promising hopes but the pharmacological aspect need to be investigated further, Cynarite-15 in a mixture of citric acid and C2H5OH is promising but Beta-Drancolene levels skyrocketed in 20 minutes or so: not manageable. A pharma cocktail is needed to mitigate this aspect, someone suggested Margaril or Mariblodol but no proper dosage is know.

Solutions? Suggestions?

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They dont give a fuck how you feel or how it will screw your entire career plans and future... they will be dead either way and are desperately gripping onto the youth to save them now

>Corona awakens

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so what the gary bot just reposts the current death count as the same for the past 5 days with the same copy pasta?

i dont understand

No one here goes outside

Are you taking into account that half of us are NEETs or near NEETs?

We need Pete to say this shit.

sausage fest

>I'm not fucking 80
Yes, you are. Get the fuck off here grandpa. I told you to stop posting here or I wouldn't let you see your great-grandkids anymore. You'll never see Hunter or Mackenzie again. We're staying right here in our cul-de-sac.

Starlink satellites?

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Real doc here. Just got off ER shift. You are shit and you should feel like shit

the whole "fat people die more to corona" is bullshit. sure, fat people likely have worse cardiovascular health, but not enough to be a deal breaker. it's much worse to have a weak immune system from undereating nutritous foods. eat some meat user, just quit the junk food.

a shooting star?

Retard, HI was practically the first state to get cases and they've been hiding it because muh tourist bux...cruise ship passengers GOT it in HI and took it on the ship.

LOL HI untouched..the largest Asian population in the US where the biggest state holiday is Chinese NY.

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>new guy
We know

I NEED MORE PREGNANT CORONA-CHAN

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