/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2267

200K corona-chan image when?

>I was only 80 years old
>I loved the CCP so much, I had all the red books and foxcoins
>I pray to Xi every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"It's just the flu" I say; "Trust the government"
>A foreigner hears me and calls me a shill
>I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the CCP
>I call him a 鬼佬
>He says "mama mia" and coughs
>I'm dying now and my lungs hurt
>I lay in bed and the roof is leaking
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Xi
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Back to work Zhang"
>He grabs me with his powerful hazmat goons and puts me onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I turn my machines off
>He takes off my mask
>It hurts so much but I do it for the party
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the cough
>I want to please Xi
>He grabs a mighty bat as he fills my bowl with soup
>The 鬼佬 walks in
>Xi looks him straight in the eyes and says "Italy apologize"
>Xi leaves through the makeshift hospital gate
>It's just the flu.Trust the government.

I want to jack off to corona Chan’s but I can’t find any futa pics someone ples help

158 countries out of 195 are infected

Oh Gary...how many days have you been posting these? 40? 50?

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Who isn’t at this point

I'll probably get and spread it anyway so why not embrace it

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Alright, Yas Forums, sell me on this happening.

Is this going to be just another little faggot virus or is this going to be YUUUGE? Why?

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57 days exactly

send help

>ATTENTION ANONS
ATTENTION ANONS

>ATTENTION ANONS
ATTENTION ANONS

>ATTENTION ANONS
ATTENTION ANONS

SOCIETY AS WE KNOW IS ABOU TO COLLAPSE.
HUMANITY IS ABOUT TO GO EXTINCT!

WE'RE LOOKING FOR SURVIVORS TO REBULD A COLONY FOR THE PURPOSE OF PRESERVING THE HUMAN RACE.

THE COUNTRY WE'RE GOING TO SET UP OUR INITIAL BASE IS IN NORWAY,Tromsø

COORDINATES : 69°4058N 18°5634E / 69.68278°N 18.94278°E / 69.68278; 18.94278

OUR FIRST PURPOSE IS TO SURVIVE
WE'RE GOING TO START EXPANDING ONCE WE GATHER THE SURVIVORS.

WE ONLY NEED THE BEST OF THE BEST SO THAT CLEARLY MEANS NO FATOIDS AMERISHARTS.
A NEW WORLD FREE FROM THE AMERICANS WILL SPRING FORTH.

THE BORDERS WILL BE CLOSED BEFORE THE FIRST OF DECEMBER.
MAKE SURE YOU BRING WHATEVER YOU DEEM NECESSARY FOR SURVIVAL!
HOPE YOU MAKE IT.
GODSPEED

>ATTENTION ANONS
ATTENTION ANONS

>ATTENTION ANONS
ATTENTION ANONS

>ATTENTION ANONS
ATTENTION ANONS

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I've got a dry cough that started last night and no fever. Should I be concerned or nah?

WHICH IS SAFER FOR GETTING GROCERIES

GOING INTO A STORE WITH NO MASK LATE AT NIGHT OR GETTING GROCERIES DELIVERED AND HAVING THEM LEFT IN A QUARANTINE ZONE IN MY GARAGE FOR A FEW DAYS

WAKE ME UP WHEN THIS ENDS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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So California is going martial law?

Pray for forgiveness now.

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MUH NUFFIN BURGER, YEAH YEAH COOFER, I STILL WONT LET YOU INSIDE THE BUNKER

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it's over lmao. start prepping for your funeral.

why did a chimpout start near you or something

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>Why
r0,complication rate, cfr, how well it fares in different climates
those are the only metrics that matter and all of them say BIG BOY HAPPENING

we passed 200K a LONG time ago, the numbers you see are just confirmed cases from governments with way too few tests. In the USA, if you want to know the number of infections, take the reported infections and multiply by 100

What is the final solution to the Boomer Question?

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Gestern geh ich am Haus der Barmherzigkeit vorbei und da hocken noch immer zu Hauf Pensionisten und sind am tratschen und sonnen. Kanns gar nicht mehr abwarten, dass die alle verrecken die Depatten.

If you’re relatively young and healthy to some degree (don’t have any respiratory diseases or autoimmune disorders) you’re basically good. if you’re not, well you’re fucked

the mexicans are running rampant

I don't care about the actual number of infected, only what the drawfag considers 200K, and when I will get the latest coomer airdrop.

Man in Germany they test anyone who sneezes but they don't test the dead?

How does this make sense?

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Now that it's beyond obvious that more than age the main risk factor is being a long-term smoker (Italian data shows that average afe of death is 82 and only 1% of them didn't have conditions such as hypertension, ischemic cardiomyopathy and COPD, all very strongly associated with smoking) plus being overweight (roughly 1/3 of the victims were diabetic), are you going to get your parents and grandparents quit their unhealthy habits after this?

I have a safe house in Mexico. I always felt I would need it in my lifetime when the shit goes down. Didn’t think it would actually happen.

God is going pretty good on Plague then

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will there be a designated camp site?

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Lesss goooo
But I’ll kill u if I don’t get my chink waifu

I would go to the doctor, but they're not testing unless you've been overseas or in direct contact with a confirmed case, so I don't see much of a point desu.

goodluck getting through the border, shits fucked

I know that is a dude by the hair on the leg.
Corona chan is the best waifu.

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Why do you keep changing the location? First, it was krygystan, then chakutka, now it's in the far north of Norway? Are you intentionally trying to send us on a wild goose chase across the world in the post-apoc to kill as many survivors as possible?

if you want one.

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>7 old boomers died out of 700 on boomer death ship.
>all over 70
>average age on entire ship is 60
>likely higher for the 700 out of 2600 who were actually infected.
>most of the 700 asymptomatic.
meh. pretty weak data for the situation we had an actual controlled case study of.
But by all means please go crazy about the death rate in italy (where they are only testing the most serious cases - and recording any 98 year old that tested positive who croaks it as a deathbycorona statistic).

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It's gonna be something maybe

KYS Faggot

How did El Salvador get a case? Thought they closed borders a long time ago?

Looks like the "french" """people""" aren't gonna make it. Is this really what France looks like now tho?
Good thing I persuaded my grandparents not to go there and they went to Sochi instead.

imgur.com/gallery/KIiTgGT

you start off with some classic flu symptoms so people dont freak out, low death ratio so you allow it to spread around the globe, were certainly reacting a little late, if we had taken this messure just a week or two ago we could have mitigated it, but who would have allowed curfew before right

I’m 20 and Ive smoked half a pack a day for 4 years now but I’m kinda fit and I get sick once a year for 2-3 days when weather changes but still I feel I’m fucked

>no fever

Most of the infected describe a fever. That's why they get themselves tested in the first place, because they feel like shit.

Nah the council was thinking of setting up multiple bases to be safe.
But Tromsø is going to be the final location.
it's decided,we'll gather there and then expand.

You Burgerbros gonna buy any guns with your 2000 Trumpbuxx?

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leaf?

Thanks bugernon :D

I said that wrong, it is the way hair is shaved off. Seen enough shit on this site to know when I see a dude dressed as a chick.

I just want some of that YuMmY BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!

Up to a month long gestation period

Late night is when the actual coofers come out as the chance of infected other people is statistically lower.

Update us to 73 (1) for next bread

I don't know, unfortunately I believe that the quarantines are going to be too effective and the fact that China's back online... Idk man. I want to believe though. I'm in the 10% of anons here who want the happening the most but I can't toss out objective facts because they don't suit my wishes.

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I wish... just a lonely cuban incel

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God dammit "as the chance of infecting other people is statistically lower"

Going late night without a mask is suicide for your balls.

option 1 please.

Dream of the future days.

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This girl didn't know she had coronavirus until it was too late. She is now dead. Little known fact, nunchucks are the 3rd most common carrier of the virus.

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I have friends who switched to vaping and never went back because they find smoking gross now. Not to say that vaping is safe, but surely vapor can't be worse than tar and ash in your lungs.

It's funny how you think that coofers think of other people when they're doing their panic shopping. They aren't. They're also more likely to be stupid.
Anything where you're exposed to less people is advantageous.

How much is 556/223 running in y’alls states? Here in Arkansas it’s running for 50 cents to a dollar a round depending how hard you’re willing to look.

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Would still hit though

Same, corona-chan with a big meaty protein spike would be nice

damn, those are truly a lot of niggers

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i'd say great better than most of the west

Californian airport worker here. I've begun feeling symptoms. It felt like a very, very mild cold the last few days, as if my body couldn't decide whether it was sick or not. Today, I felt a sore throat, and as the day went on I just felt wrong. I feel like there is something wrong with my breathing, like I'm not able to take full breaths. I'm trying to cough but nothing comes up. I have also begun to feel warm. I don't have a thermometer but I suspect I am running a light fever.

I have no pre-existing conditions, so I think I will survive. I worry for my mother though, she is 65 and has asthma. Yesterday she also complained of feeling unusually warm, and today mentioned she feels like she is experiencing a light cold. I think we are both infected.

Avoid airports at all costs. I am still working, and by now I have most likely infected several coworkers.

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Probably 70% of the total world population is gonna be /deathcult/ weather they know it or not.

I doubt China is even telling the ttuth.

been vaping for 5 years everyday, I can breathe so much better than when I was smoking

>quarantines too effective
you ignore the likelyhood of multiple waves, economy and everything surrounding a quarantine of the scale needed to actually curb it.
>China back online
it barely is, and the damage to the supply chain is already done.

>Will this happening wipe out humanity?
No.
>Will this happening change societies and code of conduct between people and nations for centuries to come?
Yes.

>I'm in the 10% of anons here who want the happening the most
>but I'm also in the 0.1% of anons who can't toss out objective facts because they don't suit my wishes.
Shit man, that makes you in like the top 0.01% of anons in total.

They practiced it in October.
Last October, about 50 national security experts gathered in Washington to role-play a global response to a frightening scenario: a pandemic sparked by a mysterious new coronavirus ravages the world, hitting North Asia, Europe and the U.S. especially hard.
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/virus-pandemic-exercise-got-one-thing-wrong-the-u-s-response

Oh man please don't tell me that. I just prepped nunchucks...

I did not know many cubans had internet access and that its not censored. And you can write english.
I always thought cuban posters were leafs on vacation.

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it was roughly $480 for 1000rd in California

>I am very afraid
>by theswissgirl

Awful. Everything there is awful. This is the end result of multiculturalism. 2020 will be
>don't relax about blacks: the year

Hi.

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Make funeral plans for your mother, and prepare yourself emotionally for her death.
I'm sorry to hear it, but this is going to be a very common story in the next few months.

Fuck me dead this looks like Africa, with France greenscreened to the background. On the positive side, a lot of these dirty niggers are going to die.

Threadly reminder that the same people who are telling you this is a world ending ebola flying aids, are the same ones telling you you're a racist.

Think on.

Why isn't this flooding every single politician and news networks inbox and Twitter feed yet?

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>If China is telling the truth

They have the benefit of a totalitarian regime that can enforce a behavior change instantaneously on their populace without a fight.

>If they are lying:

They want to siphon investors from the west by portraying their situation as resolved because they can’t survive without people ordering things from them.

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>HAPPENING OVER
>NUMBER OF DAILY CASES DECREASING
HAPPENING OVER
NUMBER OF DAILY CASES DECREASING
>HAPPENING OVER
>NUMBER OF DAILY CASES DECREASING
HAPPENING OVER
NUMBER OF DAILY CASES DECREASING

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Christians of Yas Forumsebbit , answer this:

Why has God allowed his holy places to be infested? All mass are cancelled, churches closed. Blessed water has been infecting people so it has been prohibited in Italy. How can "blessed water" get infected?

And why is prayer not helping?

Is God willing this virus to exist? If yes, why fight it?

My coofs are about done. Will update it in a few days.

Good luck getting any kind of delivery. UK is pretty shut down with meme waiting lists for deliveries.

It's only because they've been handled by Asians . . . the number carrier of the virus.

HELL FUCKIN YEAH

don't relax around blacks*

Slightly edited. Forgot to write one thing.

Tried it and loved it but I can’t get juice or new vapes/coils when the ones I got die because they don’t sell that shit where I live also if I had weed on hand I would probably just quit nicotine period

>media downplayed corona for months
>now they somehow "fear monger"
how does this even work in your brain?

You didn't see Italy did you?

I guess we can't count on you to dig the latrine since you have no experience.

Fucking forgot the pic, that wasn't very bright.

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that early china graph is disgusting

idk I bought all my 5.56 before the normies started hoarding TP

I bought the last two boxes at my local shop. There were four but I split them with a guy who came up looking as I was loading my arms. $0.52 per shot. Wisconsin.

We should let the weak die desu.

Then he gains DNA and sends out total organ failure

the peak was already reached worldwide, from now on it will descend

The great plague of the maritime city
Will not cease until there be avenged the death
Of the just blood, condemned for a price without crime,
Of the great lady outraged by pretense.

disgusting because of sudden increase or because of liar commie numbers?

I feel like I’m the only one in my country who uses Yas Forums but I’ve been using it for years and I feel more connected to you guys than to any other normie faggot irl.
Also fuck larping leafs

Wasn't Pelosi tryin to stop the Trumpbux from going out?

what happened to TEAM HERD? I haven't popped into a brit pol.

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Peak is 45 days to 3 months out, even (((experts))) say such.

>no boobs
>no butt

why did you post this?

peak testing hasn't even reached outside from Italy

Too late, Mexico is already building wall and they pay with their own cash so you can't tell them to stop. Trump's plan indeed work, just not for you.

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The stock market crash and countrywide lockdowns are already the biggest happenings in the last 20 years.

I don't think even she is that stupid, but anything is possible.

How am I not dead yet? My ward is only 18,000 people 15 minutes from Tokyo and it's been here a month. Am I a ghost?

the latter, increase wasn't sudden it should have been like that daily

I have 2 AK47s and a SKS with 3000 rounds but I just finished my AR pistol build and I’m trying to stock up as fast as I can.

>source: my ass
Hmm these numbers aren't Happening enough for me to get an erection. They must be wrong.

Not sending my daughter to school anymore. I'm not working anyways, so I can take care of her everyday for now. It'll get bad really fast.

The only reason bats are a common carrier of COVID-19, aka the Pooh Flu, is because baseball is so popular in Japan. Prove me wrong.

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You where one of the spared, congrats user.

NC Academy Sports & Outdoors employee here, will be monitoring this for 30 min, ask me anything you need about guns and ammo

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>100,000 deaths in US

Surely it's going to be more than that? That isn't anything...

>CA
Dear God... I bet your AR looks so weird with those weird laws y’all got there hahaha

They have Academy on the east coast? I did not know that.

Are you retarded? The day isn't over yet. That's why it's lower.

Unironically I think you might be onto something here.
tjarchi.com/projets/?secteur=3
These guys made the lab, but there's no Wuhan lab to be found in their projects. You'd think such an important project commissioned for China of all countries would be the pride and joy of your company, so why did they hide it from their website?

Gave me a kek

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>Brazil

RIP. Did you hear about that jail break? That's one of the worst things that can happen. There's absolutely no way the police will catch them all.

if you did not get at least semi-erect watching that, then you are full fledged queer-o-sexual.

I hate seen your flag cause it reminds me that there are no longer Popular cigarettes in my city

I have a switchblade with hearts engraved on the grip, fight me

You had your 65 year old mother at home yet you brought the virus home? On top of that you’re still working with symptoms? Please die quickly before you do any more harm to the world

i haven't adapted them to the new laws yet, so pretty normal still

>The government is lying about the numbers!

>Here's some math using their numbers!

>If their numbers are close to mine tomorrow, you can confirm that I'm correct.

Are you retarded?

see

Can't let Trump do something that'll make him look good so close to elections.

commondreams.org/news/2020/03/18/refusal-pelosi-consider-universal-cash-payments-response-coronavirus-pandemic

I just picked up a shotgun over the weekend and about 60 shells, mostly slugs but also some buckshot. since then everywhere seems out of buckshot. I'm in Missouri, any idea when buckshot will be plentiful again?

How empty are your gun/ammo shelves?

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How much is 556 in yalls store? And can it to be shipped to here hahaha

Up to the Virginia border and throughout the south, yeah

Friendly reminder that this is crap.

why would they update a day that isnt over?

Look up nyakumi

So what depiction of Corona-Chan do you hope makes it in the history books 300 years from now? Either of these work for me

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>I don't think even she is that stupid

Oh but she is.
They're even recommending that instead of Trumpbux, small businesses will be "allowed a loan". With interest of course.
It's maddening.

7 is not enough. How about we say 300 because that would look scarier in a recap post. Yeah 380 is good.

what is cuba doing for the pandemic? Why have you not left cuba since you seem capable.

I went to havana a couple years ago, it was blacker than I thought it would be.

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Oh man I feel sorry for you desu
Red popular and a cup of shitty cuban coffee is the best laxative on earth
I smoke hollywoods though

What company is your build? Mines mainly ZroDelta with some Radian parts

>went to the store late evening
>empty shelves
>went to the store early morning
>endless line of retards with trolleys just to get inside the store
I'm actually have nothing to eat for almost two days. I don't even think I should care about virus anymore. People just get fucked by food crysis.

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S-type better

How many guns have you sold in the past two weeks? I just got my shotty from Academy