Be me

>slam pigs

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Marry her first. There's a whole lot of end times feel around at the moment, you really want to take a risk with sin?

This is thin in Muttland.

Wow prepper delusion. I can just imagine you sitting there in your pantry full of deenz and beans mumbling these Protector sex fantasies

Chain her up and make her your personal slampig

>Pic somewhat related.
reject obviously, you didn't prep to feed a herd of elephants through nuclear winter

The virus is made up anyway so it's appropriate.

fill that heifer's holes, OP

>American Svelte

Imagine coming to the reputable Yas Forums and it’s premier board Yas Forums to tell an imaginary story to illicit responses user.
I can’t believe you’ve attempted this in this place at this time.
Shame on you.

>female friend asked if she can have my house keys so her bf can raid me because prepped.
translated that for you

Do it and post the hilarious and shameful greentext when it goes impossibly bad.

>>Yas Forums >>Yas Forums >>/trash/

For the last time, traps aren't women.

She wants you to take advantage of the situation.
You need to do her a bunch of times the first couple of days, then you can fuck her at will afterwards.
Be a “gentlemen” and you will be a SIMP.
Do not be the nice guy

Yuck, pig

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Get married so it’s not immoral, and then ration her food so she gets thinner.

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Yes, you cant fuck her holes faster than she can eat???? If your prepped for 5 years then cool. She'll probably end up eating you too. Kek

You some kind of chink or something? Speak fucken english

Do it. Just ensure in the first few days that you really will enjoy her and do whatever you want.

make her pregnant. 18 months you can do it twice!

Does that fat bitch just throw herself to drowning swimmers as a flotation device?

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GOING TO ROLL ME

>happeningfag fantasy, and is the actual reason behind all the larp threads

It’s not gonna happen faggots. You’re at the bottom of the hierarchy forever.

Look at that fuckin FUPA

If she stays past Easter, you have her until Thanksgiving.
Those are the rules when you get tangled up with pussy that lives with you.

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Check'em
Based and marriage pill

this!

If real, the chick doesnt give a fuck about prep or quarantine she just wants your dick. So the question is, do you or dont you want to?

Op don't risk taking in something intk your house, she is going to start bossing you around for shit like Uber eats "let's go to maccas" "let's watch Netflix" and the sex is most likely going to be 99% missionary because she expects you to do all the work. Don't be a Simp and if you do you are going to have a bad time trying to evict her or Tyrone is going to sneak in and change the locks on your apartment/house and take you shit and leave with her afterwards or take the home/apartment for themselves while you take out a loan to hire an attorney to kick the Sheboon and tyrone out. Dont be an idiot.

If she wasn't fat I'd say yes. But she is, so you'd be prepared to lose half your food

The real answer

Sell her holes

This actually happened to me OP. I have a lot of food. I'm not really a prepper. She left her bf after he got layed off because he had no money and went back to stay with his parents during all this going on. His parents said she wasn't allowed to stay an that she should go back to live with her parents. She dumped him and is staying with me. We been fucking.

Pound her so often that she has no time to eat.
Pregnancy during social panic is certain pair bonding.
She will be yours for life.
Start painting the nursery now user.
She wants to breed.
Have you ever balls deep coomed a chubber when she wants to be pregnant ?
Their cervix deep inside acts like a mouth and sucks the sauce out of your tip.

THIS

>(1)
all fields, monocrop

Have sex incel

Stuff her fat belly so full of food she can't move and then breed her until her eyes cross. Women don't want to be reasoned with, they hate being treated as equals by men. Deep down, in their heart of hearts, they want to be a doted-upon pregnant fuckpig for a man they perceive as strong. Breed her, feed her, and tell her you'll keep her safe, and she'll be yours forever.

Tell her that sperm is a superfood and that she can stay if she eats only cum for the first three days

nice

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>What do?
fuck her while she eats.

she needs to cut some carbs.

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AGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

She isn't fat on her legs. She is a swimmer, so those are muscles, which will make a man happy.

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El abomination

>Fat chicks give great head.
This absolutely true. Hands down best head I've ever got was from the fattest chick I've ever been with

>Should I let some disposable whore drain all of my resources and supplies?

You are a retard to even ask this question.

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stop trolling cunt, you know it's not true.
Sports like running, cycling, swimming can increase thigh and bald circumference to a certain, but that's clearly fucking fat.

Not sayting she has no musle definition, but it's hidden under coat of gross fat on almost entire body.

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