/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2266

I have 35 litres of vodka in my room right now

This woman caught corona after this. Now she is dead.

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Why are gweilo so dirty?

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If you come into contact with someone with corona. How many days does it take for noticeable symptoms to show?

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Big cope. 5.12.20

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Unironically drugs

Which is the most retarded country in dealing with corona?

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I thought we'd have over 50 million infected by now. Why is it moving so slow?

Should I still be going too work?
Suppose to go to mandatory meeting early this morning...

We're going to hit 10k deaths today, aren't we, boys?

>5/12/20
Soon

What drugs?

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because you faggots rioted over joining the CCP

I want a bunker bf !

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If you love me so much why aren't you giving me hugs and kisses? Huh?

America

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I hope this thread will become as comfy as the last one

Livestream of London delivery driver
youtube.com/watch?v=9U9Col-bzhY

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Lmao is that a yarmulke?

I half expected the crowd to clear and for the horse to be on the stretcher

Yes.

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Only one video from italy
Happeners officially btfo

>couldn't hear the horse galloping at all
>the one who literally run head straight into it
How come most Asians have zero awareness of the surrounding? Most of them cross the road with the face buried in their phone

anything from infowars. unironically. alex jones just wants to keep you safe from the globalists.

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america
youtube.com/watch?v=Gmm2se1HXOM

20$ Take it or leave it

Why? Is it over 60% ABV so you can disinfect?

Te quiero con la vida y me quedo corto mexicobro

>and now there is 34

This post really intruded on my privacy

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LMAO! Like getting hit by a fucking truck. How did he not hear that coming?

Anyone else just barely notice the yarmulke?

Damn, nigga. I have about 1/10th of that. Good job.

up to 14

>/gif/ is full of videos from italy
>social media full of videos from Italy
>somehow that means there are no videos from italy

kek fake news by ccp its almost a carbon copy of the real dude that did it in belgium

hyrdophillic

I hope u die

why are your roads so tiny?

She's gaining speed

The thing is, it's not dangerous unless you're a kid, elderly, or have some shitty disease like cancer or heart failure.
Most people will just brush it off with maybe a bit of pneumonia, but not before giving their families their own shot at winning the GRAND PRIZE of organ failure and cytokine storm.

ATTENTION ANONS
>ATTENTION ANONS
ATTENTION ANONS
>ATTENTION ANONS
ATTENTION ANONS
>ATTENTION ANONS

IF YOU SURVIVE THE HAPPENING, MAKE SURE YOU MAKE IT TO CHUKOTKA IN RUSSIA OF THE FAR EAST.

I REPEAT

IF YOU SURVIVE THE HAPPENING, MAKE SURE YOU MAKE IT TO CHUKOTKA IN RUSSIA OF THE FAR EAST.

WE'RE REBULDING HUMANITY. WE'RE GOING TO NEED EACH AND EVERY SURVIVORS FOR THIS.

WE GOING TO CLOSE OUR BASES THE DAY BEFORE THE NEW YEAR EVE OF 2021.
MAKE SURE YOU MAKE IT.

GODSPEED.

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wuts happening on that day

we have steering wheels

What are you talking about?

"War" scenes in Bergamo: columns of army trucks heading towards the ring road
They had to call the fucking army to bring the corpses to cremate them in other regions

twitter.com/Corriere/status/1240535659284135942

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Just a Jew jewing around.

Not a yarmulke but indeed a (((banker)))

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Zoomers truly are the greatest generation.

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It's a tiny country.

murrica
most of the country still thinks this is a hoax

>How come most Asians have zero awareness of the surrounding?
this is the question of the ages.

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So it takes about 4 days to double 100k
total deaths on April 21st.

THE FIRST 500 MEMBERS WILL RECEIVE A FREE NATIVE CHINK AS A SLAVE FOR YOU MAKING IT EARLY.
terms and conditions applied.

It's so I can get drunk for two months straight

user, where do you find these numbers?
I wanna show my parents the source so they finally fucking listen to me

>mfw I turn on the news each day

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What happens to HIV fags that catch Covid-19?
Are there any sources?

Probably here
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

How the fuck I'm supposed to travel from America to Russia?

5 for most; rare past 10

"Christians" of Yas Forums , answer this:

your magic temples have blessed water and you call your buildings the "couse of god" and you priests cast protection spells etc. (holy smoke, blessed water, consecration...

Why is it that now all mass is cancelled and churches are closed here in europe?

Why is your God such a weakling, can't he at least protest the holy places?

or is HE behind the virus? in that case, why would you want to protect yourself against it? are you against God?

I have like 180.

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ok schizo

>be Cuba
>have a pretty much under control situation
>boomer cruiser infected with corona is stranded
>cuban government goes to the rescue
>cuban government knows that if we get infected like Europe we will be fucked beyond beliefe
>cuban government decides to let the cruise board and fly the boomers back to Europe
>we let more than 900 people infected with corona virus enter our island because we’re cool like that
>I...

Corona cures HIV.

it's all tundra. can't even really grow any food there.

Once the date hits 5/12/20, ensure you stocked up on swiss cheese and couches.
>The day of reclining

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So is it over guys is China cured? Tell me it isn't so

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>"couse of god"
"house of god"

Just close the bloody workplace already Orbán, I'm going insane.

Cases may grow exponentially but testing does not.

It's a massive hoax. Test everyone on deaths door for it, panic every one into thinking they have it and not use previous data to compare (which doesn't exist) and suddenly every fucker dying died because of it.

So far no famous person with it has become seriously ill from it. That tells me all I need to know.

WE ONLY NEED THE BEST OF THE BEST.
IF YOU CAN'T MAKE IT, YOU ARE NOT FIT FOR IT.

>AUSTRIA +197
looks like we will break our record once agan today, good night lads

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how fucking stupid are you?

Yeah no thanks I don't wanna get mugged

beans rice anything canned dried fruits nuts potatoes pasta sugar salt oil flour water frozen vegetables peanut butter protein bar cereal tomato sauce seeds (quinoa is good) x9999 until your wallet collapses. and against my vegan will canned tuna (oil is better) honey and powdered milk. do it today

Amazon wagie here, we’re still going to deliver your items.

I forgot to mention 5 NEW DEATHS

The horse broke the sound barrier

just a flu bro heheh

No answer, "Christians"?

>don't have digital thermometer
>don't have disinfectant solution
>don't have disinfectant wipes
>don't have bleach
>don't have hydrogen peroxide
>running out of 70% alcohol
>everything's sold out

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any of you niggers seeing the other threads getting deleted or am i just a fucking retard

sorry 1 new death im retarded and tired

Tom Hanks still has it; the news of his recovery was fake it seems.

I am currently on self quarantine waiting for my test, my mum tested positive so I most likely have it. We both literally had a change in voice (mine was minor, just deep flu like virus) and my mothers was a little worse (basically lost her voice completely 1 day and it gradually got better over 5 days) and we were both making ourselves cough up phlegm and thats it. No fever, no shortness of breath. We've been taking 1000mg of vitamin C daily though and she took cold & flu tablets.

Meant to

One vid of what looks like any intensive care resp patient setting. All are old or chinks. The pastaniggers are cooking the books so they get more EU funding.

Thank you

*Hoof *Hoof

By death?

Corona-chan don't wanna fuck with em.

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Yeah, no. 1 out every 150 people who died yesterday in the world died from the novel coronavirus.

Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

¿nos besamos?

This right toilet paper companies are colluding with the media to sell more shit roll

are you kidding the arctic sucks, I wanna be in costa rica or something

>5 NEW DEATHS
the death count is inaccurate
t. had 1 death myself and 2 other frens had some as well

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>taking 1000mg of vitamin C daily though and she took cold & flu tablets.
>take vitamin c and flu tablets made in chinkland
>develop chink disease

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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God doesn't have to intervene in the natural world for every single crisis. He is the unmoved mover, not some IT guy trying to fix the printer every time it goes bad.

Does anyone here know any novel novels about novel viruses?

nice pasta fag

G A R Y
A
R
Y

Chukotka? You guys are supposed to eat snow there?

Mark my words, by 5/12/20 Corona-chan will enter her last stage
>Reclined

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>bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/
nice

Yet strangely all other regions remain unaffected despite it being well over 5 days since tens of thousands fleed the lockdown from there. Hmm really makes you think.

Probably shouldn't take any anti-inflammatory drugs, there's speculation it could make things worse/cause complications. But hey don't listen to the internet, talk to your doctor.

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You mama so nasty she gave COVID-19 a virus

me too :(

If you retards got a better place that's probably untouched by coronachan, let's hear it.
Also fuck no,we're not going to costa-rica.

Fuck. I already missed the new date? I've been following this shit non stop damnit

>90 men and like 3 females
yeah gonna pass on that

Meanwhile in Bergamo...

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You're not old enough to remember 9/11 or the Millenium Bug are you?

So I went through the WHO archives and the confirmed deaths for H1N1 was less than 19,000... Wikipedia lists the estimate as high as 575,000. What sorcery is happening here?
Does that mean Corona has already passed 200,000 deaths?

Just the flu bro

Dominos wagie here
I quit a week ago

Its not pasta.

This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term.

what the fuck is wrong with costa rica asshole holy shit

If you are near Sinaloa my hair is pretty long rn and i don't look bad on skirts

Amphetamines. They'll be extremely useful soon

our first priority is to gather survivors, we'll then start looking for a better place.

Can you happening schizos explain why India doesn't have a major outbreak?
Because of temperature?

So what you're saying is, we're all fucked

1 out of 150 people who died yesterday died from this highly communicable disease that fewer than around 1 in 10,000 people worldwide have? Holy. Shit.

Kek.

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Can't get my head around the mainstream anger at people "panic buying". People are expecting lockdowns that will last weeks so they are trying to stock up. Why do people see something wrong with that? No one wants to have to go to the grocery story every 3 days during a pandemic.

shut the fuck up faggot, Alex jones is a pos conspiracy theory peddler. And since we're playing the make shit up game, Alex Jones started the coronavirus pandemic when a transexual chinese bat stuck its dick up Alex's ass.

a la mierda el corona, *te agarro fuertemente hacia mi* XOXO

You got it from China, Iran, NK already and it's huge in Cuba, your government is lying to you.

ngmi

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>geezers

>italians

you all never stood a chance

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F

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are you stupid? travel up the west coast until you reach Alaska and then take a boat across the most western point of Alaska, you can see the most eastern point of russia from there.

not enough testing retard.

>increasing 2380 cases in Germany
wew

Fuck you asshole, I have feelings too. ;_;

anywhere in the Americas is a shitty choice.
we need a place somewhere that's untouched by humans.

fuck

This is what I'm picturing here

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if ten million indians die in the shitting streets do you think anyone will bother to test them before flushing

Clownworld vs Corona-chan
Who will prevail?

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Get back to me when they're digging pits in vineyards, not a literal dozen coffins.

>inb4 obituary

So what? Flood hospitals with every fever under the sun from people who smoke 40 fags a day and are 80 and can't get ventilators and that's what happens.

It's going to kill a bunch of people, but not nearly enough to cause any meaningful consequences. It's just Yas Forums winding itself up over yet another happening that will totally collapse society this time, just like every other happening it's obsessed about over the last 20 years.

Bering Strait

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GENTLEMEN
TONIGHT INTERNET BLOODSPORTS RETURNS
IN ONE CORNER
HAPPENING FAG
(crowd cheers)
IN THE OTHER CORNER
THE NOTHINGBURGER
(crowd boo's)
WHO WILL WIN PLACE YOUR BETS

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Proof that the corona-virus is FAKE: womenarestupid.site/blog/proof-that-the-coronavirus-is-fake

They’re mad they didn’t have the foresight to stock up.

chekie brekie

sounds plausable

Because the cesspool that is India has stronger microbes that beat the ever living shit of Corona. Turns out that shitting in the street was good all along.

I know, word on the street is that there are more than 1500 cases but still letting that cruise ship board was one of the most stupid decisions ever made in the history of Cuba

I hope my big tiddy aupair is doing alright

>1 out of 150 people who died yesterday died from this highly communicable disease

You're confusing "died from" with "tested for".

God I hate Indians. If I never had to see or smell another Indian again I would be content with life.

We will get over this. It's not the end of the world.
Go dye your hair blue and cover your face in cheeto powder all you antisocial charles manson wannabes

if they can make it, sure.
If you have what it takes to make it that far, you are capable of being part of the new world, otherwise, you're better off dead.
We'll filter out rich brats later, no to worry.
This is the first test survivors must pass.

Damn, I only have like 18.

Yes. I don't know how to make people understand it.

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Busquense un rincon viejos marranos. Seguro los dos son unos pinches viejos de 40

>He's not investing in Carl's Jr stocks
Never gonna fucking survive out there

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Nope but thanks for the offer qtpie
Not everyone is from panama

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But how does it react when you run it through a multi-phase spectrum cardiograph? That's what i want to know. Does the altrolase inhibit the p9-protein matrix? Most countries don't have access to flux capacitors though, so it's very difficult to keep track of the real statistics.

we can't all live on your dick

When will lockdown start in the US?

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Quarantine will never work in France because of """"some""""" people
Policemen are ordered to take off their respiratory masks because it could make people anxious, this alone tells you we're going straight to a fucking bloodbath

Both

Already had the chink flu when we took our months old supply of cold & flu/vitamin c

doctor said it doesnt hurt because our case is so mild, I mean the normal flu lasts longer and is worse for us. This was a mild cold at best. Idk if I have it for sure but she definitely did.

>womenarestupid.site
ultra fuckin turbo kek

No test no virus Apu duh