AUS/POL/ - AUSTRALIA IS CLOSED EDITION

Evening lads.

>Australia announces travel ban on all non-citizens and non-residents
sbs.com.au/news/australia-announces-travel-ban-on-all-non-citizens-and-non-residents

>Qantas and Jetstar to suspend international flights and stand down 20,000 workers
theguardian.com/business/2020/mar/19/coronavirus-qantas-and-jetstar-to-suspend-international-flights-and-stand-down-20000-workers

>Aussie share market plunges amid coronavirus chaos and emergency rate cut
news.com.au/finance/markets/australian-markets/all-eyes-on-rba-rate-cut-as-aussie-share-market-falls-amid-coronavirus-chaos/news-story/d10098e9c3121512c48d573b0875887f

One Aussie state has all but shut its doors with the "toughest border measures in the country", threatening fines of $16,800 and six months in prison.
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/e4c1494a3a61b3e55faf27804d3f6ca4

A recession is probably around the corner, and it's not all thanks to coronavirus
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-19/coronavirus-recession-what-does-it-look-like/12064074

Queensland Government passes public health measures to bolster powers ahead of expected rise in coronavirus cases
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-19/coronavirus-covid-19-queensland-parliament-bolsters-laws-powers/12069182?section=politics

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first for gas the boomers

>why didn't you listen?

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fuck chinks

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FUCK SCOMO AND FUCK BANKS

First for working hospo
Should I just KMS now and get it done quick?

JUST GET A LOAN GOY EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE NO WAY TO PAY IT BACK CAUSE THERE WILL BE NO JOBS

Fuck you

I MIGHT BECOME COMMIE AFTER THIS PRIME MINISTERIAL SPEECH

Bank run now?

eh i work retail in a shop where everything's from china.
haven't tied a noose for myself just yet.

Should I cancel my wedding lads? Under 100 people and mostly local but some of them are scared of the wu flu.

What's happened during the livestream so far? I've been away.

why don't you poor cunts have savings?

YES COLLAPSE THE CUNTS THEY WANT TO ENSLAVE YOU WITH CHEAP LOANS WITH NO WAY TO PAY THEM BACK THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO PROP THEM UP BUT THE PEOPLE MUST TEAR THEM DOWN

i have $33k but i'm contemplating whether or not i should withdraw in case the bank seizes everything to keep existing

HAPPY CHIN COUGH YEAR

>CBA leaves variable rates unchanged, cuts business rates
Nationalise banks.

Who else here /JUSTed/?

Unpaid over time strikes again, won't be home in time to collect my silver from the post office. I need a fucking pay rise and a company car, i don't even have any beers at home I can aggressively drink, I will be going down to the duck pond is strangling a few instead

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>having savings in cash
OH NO NO NO NO

On the bus I saw an old chink man fall over. One guy got up to help him up, he got off the bus and sat down at the bus shelter, clearly hurt or something. Some people looked over at him and one (middle aged White woman) said "I hope he's okay" or something and then the bus driver (another chink) just sped off kek, it was like a scene out of a China webm

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Are you the same stupid cunt that said not to buy silver yesterday?

Dsp neets are about to inherit the earth
I will make chad dance for me for a loaf of bread then I will fuck his wife and daughter

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you’re correct friend. Pic related, in 2014 banks were authorised to use private funds to bail in and save themselves. If they do that but still die completely, how will you get your funds back? Once the bank has closed down and is bankrupt and they just say
>shrug, sorry we have no money, we tried.

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You are likely to get laid off in the coming months. Australia - and the world - is facing a prolonged economic downturn. I'm not talking like "The Great Recession", I'm talking this could end up being as bad, if not worse than the Great Depression.

The ASX is currently on 4,782.90 points, it CAN go to 0. It's not likely, but it is possible.

Many people who don't have family to rely on are going to end up in the streets begging. It will take an economic miracle from ScoMo to get through this unscathed.

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Poor people are so fucking stupid they can't comprehend living beyond the current week or month. They rely on the supermarkets being stocked instead of having at least a 3 month supply of essentials like you should have. Then they get pissed at people hoarding and price gouging others with toilet paper. Instead of laying the blame on the real perpetrators e.g. Jews

Shit's getting very concerning, is this it? Is this the happening? Corona-hype has killed the system

WE DID IT LADS
>PM bans all non-Australian residents from entering
>9news.com.au/world/coronavirus-live-updates-australia-world-covid-19-travel-health-pandemic-news/6c57eeff-0333-4d8e-a928-6653f4f6ea8d

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>Dsp neets are about to inherit the earth
DESP neets about to be homeless

chink

this signals a very bleak future ahead.

Yes it's definitely happening. The system had already been setting itself up for failure for the past few decades, Corona-chan was just the pin that popped the bubble.

>Centrelink NEETs thinking their payments will continue if the economy dies
How can someone be so stupid?

>Take out big loan.
>buy gold.
>aussie dollar tanks to 10 US cents.
>Sell a lil' bit of gold. easily pay back loan.

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I saw this shit coming and moved back in with my mum last month.

i imagine they would continue, that's not to say the price of household goods won't skyrocket and cenno will stay stagnant though

Labor/Greens voters, led to believe that the most important people in the world are non-contributors and that they'll always be looked after. Voting out of immediate self-interest ends like this.

>How can someone be so stupid?
>Centrelink NEETs

>on dsp
>own a home
seethe

>stop paying benefits
abos will starve first

Now that the dust has settled, who was really in the wrong here?

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They absolutely will not continue - they will be cut.

The thing that people are not worried about, that they absolutely should be is that in times of economic distress communist sympathies rise. Australia, unfortunately has a very strong, and organized communist base in both the unions and the "Greens" movement. It will be perilous times ahead for Australia.
DSP will be cut once Australia enters crisis mode

That's when I start making the bankers heros. In minecraft

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>tfw only have 1500 in savings from working my shitty contractor job
i live with mummy and step daddy so it's not like i pay rent

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>getting married
You should cancel it but not because of Kung Flu.

why do australians

guys i feel sick. think i’m gonna throw up. Not sure if just stressed or pizza i ate was dodgy.
>if you go broke just take out a loan bro, the banks will look after you. Just go into more debt bro

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>DSP will be cut once Australia enters crisis mode
Doubt it. I could see it being reduced. But there's 800,000 people on it. The social fallout would be big. You don't want 800,000 desperate retards roaming the streets

>i live with mummy and step daddy so it's not like i pay rent
Nothing to be ashamed of. Many people will have to move in with their parents or friends in the coming months.

It isn't about being right or wrong. It's about sending a message. The message was received.

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>why do australians
Who knows?

Because its in stocks cunt, what I should sell the bottom, fuck you.
If I get laid off I'll be starting an uprising, I swear.

Absolute fucking based & redpilled

Praise Him

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It's more complicated than "they will be cut". The government will find sideways cuts around eligibility to make it more politically expedient and marketable.

For example, 8 years ago the NSW workers comp system was threatening to cost the state its AAA credit rating (this is happening again now because it was "nationalised" into a monopoly by the state). Instead of reducing payment amounts, they put a cap on how many years you can receive them, and how injured you have to be to get them.

In terms of unemployment benefits, they'll probably be harsher with those who own assets or have been on the system for a long time.

>They rely on the supermarkets being stocked
This is worse than having no savings desu. Serfs that can't even farm or produce their own goods. Just keeping the local butcher or fruit/veg market would've been a step above supermarket dependancy but nah they're all fucked now.

Realistically, should a recession happen and 10k's/100k's1mill+ get laid off, will banks actually try and remove people from their homes if it gets that bad?
Seems like mass riots would happen if that did happen

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They won’t be cut for me I am totally retarded

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I am so fucking ready for a mad max tier apocalypse.

Signal sent. Kebabs not welcome

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If they're cutting pensions then abo and immigrant benefits will go too

Why would they stop doing this just because there's a recession?

Cash is king.

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Youll be the fist one to get killed cunt

you seen the 'no refunds' signs?

who are banks going to sell to in that case?

>56c to the usd
Yeah,cash is king LOL

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When I say "Crisis mode" I mean nearing debt restructuring. This means that the government would be on the verge of defaulting on it's loans - and this is a much more likely scenario than people realize. Australia right now is facing the biggest liquidity crisis it has ever faced.

>~1000 bucks
wow impressive

Nah mate, they can send all the Kebabs they want. The second I see a sandnigger though I'm thonging the cunt

You know what else will be cut? Your job.

because they won't get much of their money back and because the social fallout would be too great

>Cash is king.
Cash might be, but cleanliness certainly isnt.

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Zing

it's when they can't afford to pay the police and army that shit will go downhill at light speed

clean your room

If lots of people start defaulting on their loans since they can no longer afford them due to unemployment the banks will go under since all those loans will never be repaid and they won't be able to sell the houses for anywhere near what the loan for it was worth. That WILL crash the financial system.

True blue aussie right here.
Praise you son

Where should I put my money then?

this we need to cull bankers and pollies in minecraft of course

is that piss in your orange juice bottle?

Please tell me that isn't what I think it is in the orange bottle.....

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Glad I got in before the ban lads
t. pom

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>he thinks its the bottom
>2 days into month long lockdown
also cheked

Gold

nice pee bottle user :)

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Stop pissing in bottles you grub

Wow you hoarded TP too

Hope you spend lots

These are the cunt boomers we're ruining the economy for, ignoring every precaution suggested by the government.

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Cringe, also he's a pedofile

>if the economy is bad, banks will stop repossessing valuable property because the property is slightly less valuable than at other times
This is how stupid you sound.

That won't happen, they take up a tiny fraction of the budget. Welfare is the vast majority of government expense and will be the first to be cut.

transferred all my pounds to aud
going to buy qantas stock when it hits 1.5

who's going to be able to send an international debt collector if this shit goes global tho?

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>Welfare is the vast majority of government expense
You mean age pensioners specifically.

>1.5
Why so high? Qantas stock gunna hit .00005 lad

>slightly
retard

is faking suicide attempts the only way out of the dole

Q U E E N S L A N D E R
Also, takes one to know one mate.

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What's up Ausbros, I just watched the first 3 Mad Max movies with my boy. He loves Mel Gibson now and I told him that Mad Max was actually a documentary about Australia and he fucking loves Australia now too.

Jews

Why don’t huge corporations?

Not sure if serious

But you're right, nearly every country across the world is facing a liquidity crisis and this is unprecedented.

FUCK OFF WERE FULL

What a fucking retard. Globally, for years we were riding on the greatest market gains ever. We have a LONG way to fall before anything major really happens. It won't be the great depression, maybe 2008 GFC. The only thing consistent with the GFC is the market loss percentages.

Hope they keep the lights on for you. Every now and then. Maybe.

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Not likely.

>Welfare is the vast majority of government expense and will be the first to be cut.
The pension is the lion share of the Government's total Welfare costs and I doubt they'll be hitting that. Newstart/DSP etc that typically go to Labor voters, yeah that's getting cut to fucking shreds.

>snacker
top kek

any cut to welfare means they need to pay more into defense and public safety

JUST

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It's the largest form of welfare but also the most necessary, and the most responsible for votes. Disability and unemployment are due for a crackdown regardless of a recession.

We're talking about property prices here, not stocks or the AUD. People still need places to live.

Should’ve done that two months ago.

how many of you cunts are on disability or wfd?

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Nah; doing it properly is another option too.

Fuckeeen oath, anything lower than Coffs Harbour are complete Queers

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So did we lads. Cheers

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I don't remember orange juice being clear

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Police, prisons, courts and hospitals aren't cheap

Do you know why they call it XXXX?

I posted jubilee for a reason, you know. All sins will be forgiven.

Haha the fuck, speaking of coffs harbour

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