/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2264

Do you take it /cvg/?

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How many babies will born after this quarantine?
There's always a "boom" when events like this happen.
I hope there will be many newborn Europeans

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Niggers,
This is disrupting global food supply.
This is agenda 2030 in action, look at all the simulations fags like soros and gates ran that predicted this in 2020.
The world will change forever, you have yourselves now. And remember who did this to you.

Who else /nodeaths/ here

www.elespanol.com/espana/madrid/20200319/funerarias-madrid-desbordadas-coronavirus-dias-espera-incinerar/475704366_0.html

>Just a Flu, bro

Madrid(Spain) funeral and crematory ovens saturate.

panasef.com/en/espana-es-el-pais-con-mas-hornos-crematorios-de-europa/
>Spain having more crematory ovens than Germany
Madrid had 28 crematory ovens and is saturate of bodies.

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I still want a bunker bf

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*poke*

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Don't get all sappy on me, user. You're gonna make it. WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!!

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The source of Corona has been discovered.

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RICHMOND V CARLTON TODAY, GONNA BE THE MATCH OF THE DECADE

so now our borders are closed do we have to deport all our irish players?

Is this the payback?

>mfw I'll never see corona-chan naked

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>having been able to acquire a white gf

nope

or dasani water

yikes

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Does anyone else just come here for the info at the start of the thread

How long will it take for 6 million?

I wonder how many f/@/gs started coming here since all the lives and events got cancelled

I still want to know if you're a grill

A list for COVID-19 prevention.
youtube.com/watch?v=gXTPHE174vw

Oh god what the fuck

Of course

>look for what my company is doing over corona
>”my company” says they will stay open because we are essential services to the public
>mfw

Think I’m about to quit my job bro’s. Almost every store in my area is closing down except for my company which apparently wants us dead.

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>0 DEATHS
ZERO DEATHS
>ZERO DEATHS
0 DEATHS

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Real doc here need some medfag help.

Looking for an medfag used to Firts Aid Procedure Scheme with a TxRx below 0.6ppm/cm3 together with Casutrenil 20mg/l
Maybe Lymphotropes injections with NaCS infibulations will be helpful but not without Matraxdone 60ml/Kg/Hour.
In the case of sepis with nl EF on formal Echo, I would consider NaCS procedure first and an EF not above 55% after the treatment.

I'm not even joking here, my last patient, woman 42, the TxRx was over 0.6ppm/cm3. I can't imagine what could happen without minimum 35cc of Lisetrapil intravenous and without infibulation with NaCS procedures. Early torax Rx results was negative for artromyelisis and neurolactosate reinfections but positive for sub-pulmonar-scattered prozyeme enzymes accumulation. Also hypertiammine receptors tests could be excluded without further investigations due to low to not-existent CTR levels in the globuline.

The procedures regarding the TxRx transigrasis are well understood and were often used with NaCS with or without infibulations, obviously with 75ml of Keraptene-B and 35cc of Vexatolin18 every 1/2 hours.

The only thing I need to know is:formal Beta-EF blockers are effective with patients with an EZ>=45 and an Ox2

why

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You have bigger penis than me, shut up before I come down there

>tfw no bf who prepped early because he isn't a normalfag

What do you guys think about Trumps tweet yesterday: "the world is at war with an hidden enemy"

Does he mean the New World Order / Agenda, China or corona?

I'd ask him if he's got a loicense for that gun, which would temporarily disable him as he tries to arrest himself. Then i'd snatch it.

Lmao y'all are STILL talking about this nothing burger?

streamable.com/s/d1tbi/ovkxhm

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Is your pic supposed to represent an erection?

>Ohio officer of health estimates 100,000 UNDETECTED cases

You guys are so FUCKED

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Choose me

what about this? is this guy trustable?

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I prepped everything except a gf

no amount of trumpbux would fix this

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I've been coughing a lung all day

Yes

why doesn't Italy have more fucked up videos coming out of it like China did?

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i can be your gf (male)

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Kek

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I just want some BAT SOUP!!!!

Even the hardcore progressives I know agree that Mike Dewine is doing a good job.

>100k+, 0 deaths
Ohio masterrace confirmed

imagine the hollywood elites singing the anthem of globalism during the worst pandemic in 100 years. wait, you dont have to imagine it twitter.com/bestofgaI/status/1240443499910234112

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>trusting a chink

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I prepped early and then my girlfriend left me because i wouldn't stop telling her to get in the bunker. Last i saw she was walking away while i yelled "WE'LL SEE WHO'S SORRY WHEN THE WORLD ENDS AND I'VE GOT ALL THE BEANS!!"

Sad but the post-apocalyptic world would have claimed her eventually.

Any word on how far back all this corona business will set China's space program?

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I don't think Chinese even trust themselves

Proof that the corona-virus is FAKE: womenarestupid.site/blog/proof-that-the-coronavirus-is-fake

Checked. Teacher at a local school just got confirmed for it. 440 Cuyahoga.

Normies get drunk until they faint, smoke one package after another, get high and eat junk food all the time without practicing their bodies but SUDDENLY a Chinese flu makes them lose their shit.

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Th fuck is wrong with the face of that bugman?

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Okay but I get to be P1 in all vidya

Deal?

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Que horror
Digo...
Ay caramba!

Non essential businesses will probably close after Friday in OH.

yummy ramen noodle

UMG CEO Lucian Grainge hospitalized for coronavirus:
youtube.com/watch?v=kIvYxqCQxV8

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>we are in this together
They've gotta be on a script. Every asshole celebrity is saying this. Including Ellen Degenerate and Hanks.

Where's Honduras? We are about to jump from 12 cases to maybe hundreds tomorrow when the curfew is temporally lifted and markets reopen form 7 to 4.

>get drunk until they faint, smoke one package after another, get high and eat junk food
>tfw i do that
>tfw not normie

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>we'll get through this together
>doesn't donate her wealth or help anyone
LMAO this cunt could easily donate one of her houses to use as a quarantine center but no, then she'd have to deal with the peasants

What other practical skills should I be learning to keep my mind occupied in a more productive manner than media consumption. Baking loaves of bread is already on the list.

pretty sure that webm is proof of their first astronaut.

what flavour

How goddamned gullible can the world possibly be?

ECUADOR IS UNDER SIEGE! UNDER LOCKDOWN!

>virus that decimates old people
>all politicians are old
what did you expect?

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Anyone have the image with corona-chan in Italy saying something like "this place is beautiful"?

i think that would be the states hitting back with the weather dominator
hit them harder

I live in GA, if I go out and travel tomorrow. Will I die?

Forgot to mention, if the recommendation regarding chicken soup doesn't work, try large injections (2000 mg/h) of Vitamin C. If the treatment is successful, the virus should start purging from the digestive system in the form of brown mass. Continue the administration of such treatment until the patient no longer retains any fluids to purge.

Sweet lord i hate the chinks

In addition, there are rumors that there are already up to 2000 infected that the government is hiding. Oh and a Chinese patient is on his death bed this night when he had a heart attack. Possibly first death by end of week

care for your liver

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starting a fire with sticks.

Meditation.

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Is this real

Welp, that's a good start for my list.

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Most Italians have the decency to not film or upload people dying

How to build a house out of mud and sticks. How to defeat armed assailants in hand 2 hand combat.

learn to suck dick. when the end times come and the Raider Chads come to kill your family, you'll have to prove your worth somehow.

Only if you're a dude.

Is Trump unironically going to save us?

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I think Jack Ma is trying to cozy up with the rest of the world because he's preparing for a post China business strategy.

Sharpening knives, reading, growing veggies

are they rubbing their fingers together?
idk to me that is a sign that you want money.

How to poop without TP

There are hundreds of videos of shit like this. The ones with spinning machinery are the craziest. They just keep going and going and going...

Only a miracle can save us in this point..

yes

MS Excel or OpenOffice basic accounting and finance skills

Deal

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Checking in from East Texas. I have it from a good source that Tyler, tx had a Wuflu death 3 days ago but it has not being reported yet. Buddy of mine is well-connected in the medical community.

this is some cartoony shit

>Those military trucks across Bergamo are carrying coffins to other cities of Lombardy region so to proceed with cremation process, as the city and cemetery morgue can’t take the overload.

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chicken

Amen. This is God’s virus. Only he will decide when it’s over.

Link

Gardening and carpentry

Also, as much as you hate the Catholic church, they are the only ones that decided to stop live mass and started live streaming it on Facebook. Meanwhile evangelical priests are still running cult and even promoting people to attend and leave the quarantine, telling them no mask, no medicine or gel, only God can protect them.
Guess this will mean higher Catholic numbers in the future lol.

>posting with anime girl pics
Of course it's a dude.

Python

>China's Virus
backfires
>God's Virus
ok then

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Chad confirmed cases: 0.

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whatevs fag

trump is going to release disclosure of top secret real life anime sex bots as a reward to all the soliders of the memewar

>here fresh from cnn

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Please let these cunts die

I'm a marketing/communications office fag and my company wants to keep me just in case they have to announce mass lay-offs or temporary suspension of construction work, I wish I could work from home but instead they want to keep the office open for "appearances sake"

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Toilet Paper Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Wash Away Shit From The Ass Like Nigga Take A Shower Haha

I just read shit with a lot of (you)s. Threads are terrible at this hour with euros sleeping.

It's supposed to be a little heart.

didn't open what was this

...

WHERE IS MY TRUMP-BUX?

Then China's next step into refuse any and all inbound visitors to avoid a 2nd wave of infections. Or quarantine all of them once they get to any airport.

Infected bros, what does it actually feel like?

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No u

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lol no, but I'll be sure to enjoy my 2000 trumpbuxx before we all die.

>Billionaire Jewess sings the Jewish Anthem

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I feel bad for laughing at this. But the way he just fucking dissapears is hilarious.

A man so hungry he could eat a horse.

fuck niggers

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>Europe

dayum

I see the front guy but the rest.
I don't get how that's a little heart

>expecting sand dunes and the native Fremen to be able to test for coronaviruses

aaah the fucking typewriter

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I have lots of things I want to barter, but I don't want to get shot during a trade. What do?

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This corona has done one thing at least, shown how some of the Chinese are total heathens.

He's taking the most aggressive stance possible without being ousted as a dictator by treacherous niggers. He's a fuck up but he's making up lost time. We'll see.

So is Peru since monday. All borders are closed and a curfew from 20:00 to 5:00 just began today.

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just let the nukes fly boys

we had a good run

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Use your charms

This was known

So are you guys already stocked on Hydroxychloroquine? I hope you do.

Shhhhh, don't fuck up my market.
>t. CPA