WE'RE OFFICIALLY BELOW 18K

NOW

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Only in a bull market lmao

Factories require demand to generate profit.

Markets aren't even at half of the downtrend of the 2009 crisis, and are barely on par with 2001's crisis.

Everything is going to be fine, unemployment isn't going to explode, stop panic selling.

Whoh that's great news, thanks satan!

The only thing that can save our economy and country is Constant Total War with the Mongols.

>until this blows over.
Three Reasons Why layoffs are coming
1.If employed employer still has to pay payroll taxes and health insurance premiums (even if there not paying you)
2. Most companies have less than 60 days cash flow.
3. Employees and benefits must be paid in cash, you cant use loans to do this so layoffs are inevitable.

You cant kick the can down the road when cash flow freezes.

just print more dollars lol

lol

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Is there any way we can help these descendants of holocaust survivors?

Let me know, it's unfair that they feel uncomfortable after what their grandparents went through and just hope we can find a way to brighten up or allies day.

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Giga Satanos de Americanos

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk! I need to hurry and sleep so I can wake up to the good news!

Reminder that China is at fault for all this shit.

Jews don’t work and do any labour they just get free money or they spend all their time scheming and get millions

What if the Dow Jones falls below 8,000 (when Obama took office)?

Nigger the 07-09 crash took two years to drop the market by 50%. We've lost 30% in two WEEKS.

I work for one of the Big 3. Our Union wanted to close is down, automaker warned if we did, economy would tank and we'd be laid off the entire year. Union demanded we close, so we did. I'm laid off as of 2pm today, indefinitely.

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Shutdown wall street burgers, please...

>BIG 3 AUTOMAKERS ARE SHUT DOWN
Does that mean the stupid boomers at work can stop worrying about BUT IF WE DON'T COME IN TO SELL CARS THE LOT WILL GET FULL. I'm sure they'll come up with something else incredibly retarded to spend all their time worrying about to avoid reality though.

Did they really think the economy was healthy enough and society in general stable enough people were going to be buying new cars anyways? Demand shutdowns would be coming anyways. Only reason dealers will even stay open is if the government is too fucking lazy to tell them to close the sales departments when the shops stay open.

It will end up at 19,500 at the end of the week.
They will pump it up at the end of Friday.
Next week bellow 18k.

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Kek, get fucked. The beautiful part of all this is that because every other nation is backed by the dollar the only thing that will happen is we get some more debt and everyone else gets fucked. Prepare for luxury soup.

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Mmmmm. Nah. It will tank below 18k before Friday than be pumped 2k by Friday back to 18k. Each week we lose 3-4k.

trump took over in an economy already on a path to grow huge and then explode.
He either knows exactly what hes doing or has no idea.

Good.

we're going to sub 10k
not even kidding bros

>BIG 3 AUTOMAKERS ARE SHUT DOWN
Don't worry, Americans still have their companies in China...

Crap.

>from Yas Forums for 3 days

Based brrrposter

You made me kek, user.

Who cares? if you are able to grow or find food and the government doesn't collect property taxes you can just retire.

what does this mean!?!

News reports: DO NOT TAKE OUT ALL THE MONEY IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!

Reality: Sorry but were cutting you so we don't have to pay you anymore. Have fun with that $1,000 stimulu- oh wait you have to be employed to get that. Sorry bout that.

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When burger economy crashes. Am i supposed to care? This is good for you and for me.

Bet this'll be pumped back to 23k by the end of the week.

Isn't there a lot of inventory sitting in lots ? Aren't union unemployment checks pretty good ? Im self employed and I have 2 weeks of work but I might go to Obama era pricing which in Idaho is not much , oh well I have 800 credit and can pay bills but really if I get those Trump checks I would be fine . Man I love my hicktown in the West Central Idaho Mountains . Everyone is being so friendly . I just stay 6 feet away from people and talk shit about lib nuts and Lefty's

When have been under martial law all week. Didn't think they'd actually announced it did you

Sorry, frenchbro. Our contract with jews says it must always be open.

>Does that mean the stupid boomers at work can stop worrying about BUT IF WE DON'T COME IN TO SELL CARS THE LOT WILL GET FULL. I'm sure they'll come up with something else incredibly retarded to spend all their time worrying about to avoid reality though.
These people are the real NPCs and will go down with the ship, imo.

> He thinks he will survive

Ok

How long is indefinitely? I work for a supplier, should I look for a different job?

Coming out of college with 10k in loans. RIP

If this is the reality that’s shit. But we don’t know anything about the checks yet.

Depends on Kung Flu. Might be 2 months. Might be until a vaccine, two years from now.

The bear will leave it's cave forever.

Lots of stocks are up. You should have bought those.

Proof that the corona-virus is FAKE: womenarestupid.site/blog/proof-that-the-coronavirus-is-fake

Yea, right now my plant wants to run until friday. Their big concern is who is paying the unemployment since we are supposed to be getting 100% instead of the normal unemployment rate.

No reason they'll be any different than the last three times a stimulus check was mailed out to people. It'll be based on last year's tax filings. Doesn't matter if you had to pay taxes or got a refund, as long as you filed you'll get it. Won't matter if you're currently unemployed either. However if you didn't file last year you get fuck all. It's literally the only way they can do it. You expect them to just create a website where you post a name and they send you a check?

Under 20k for sure, bottom in both past 2007-8 & 2000-1 corrections hit around ~7,500-8000 then buy buy buy

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I LOVE CHINA
FUCK U ALL
GOD BLESS CHINA AND CHINESE PEOPLE

My mom and everyone in my town got laid off including my brother and sister my dad is the only one not laid off.

*10k is around the magic number, once it gets near it people panic sell, then it goes under hit's around 7.5-8K then ppl buy back in

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We in the end game now.

What a waste of trips

>until this blows over.

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Imagine being so autistic you think the stock market has patterns

Luckily if shtf really hard those loans will be meaningless. Unluckily you'll probably be dead

Apologize

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>stock market has patterns
Are you so retarded you are unaware of the basic business cycles?

blog.commonwealth.com/independent-market-observer/the-truth-behind-the-7-year-market-cycle

marketoracle.co.uk/Article51830.html

Ups and downs around an average line

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When are the loan crises going to hit
>carmageddon
>mortgages
>malls
Cant wait for this crash so Trump can bury the jews and start western society over

IM SORRY PETER

You forgot entire States like California and all the pensioners in the whole country

rumble rumble in Utah.
April will be Yellowstone pandemic.
If you think corona is bad wait til everyone thinks Jellystone is gonna erupt. Mass exodus in April-May. Dont screencap.

the 09 drop was an 09 drop, and had recovered by 2010, the next massive drop was during the greece bailouts.
it's not going to happen, stop schizo posting

the uptick that is going to happen after the corona panic/oil crisis ends is going to be more massive than what we have seen after the last several crisis drops

t. financefag who looks at this shit for a living

I bet he works for Nintendo like mine

How do you get fired on your day off?

When we get in front of this thing be ready, new millionaires all around. Get ready for it. Maybe you have 6 months, plastics mi amigo, plastics.

Bobo! C'mere Bobo!

Yes, this time it'll happen

We survived for years under 18k, what's the fucking problem kike?

Nigger Trump is a fucking real estate agent. If you think he's going to dismantle the Jews and let people get out of paying loans then you're an idiot. He has to stop foreclosures now during the crisis, but don't think for a second that a fucking real estate broker is going to ignore someone missing a mortgage payment. Your ass is homeless if you do when this is over.

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