/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2262

► Detected: 219,565 ► Died: 8,944
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>NEWS
JP Morgan forecasts -14% GDP growth for US Q2, worst since WW2
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U.S. Air Force quietly imported 500,000 testing kits from Italy
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Germany under lockdown, 82 million people
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Nationwide shortages of reagents for testing in the US
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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>RESEARCH
HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
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Patients remain on intensive care for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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Virus affects blood circulation
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983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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Patients can get reinfected, no immunity
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>REMINDER
Ecuador under lockdown, 16 million people
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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>LATEST CASES
02:43: 57 new cases in Ecuador.
02:30: First case in El Salvador. The patient recently returned from Italy.
01:58: First case in Nicaragua. The patient is a man who recently returned from Panama.
01:09: 152 new cases and 7 new deaths in South Korea.
00:30: 23 new cases in Spain.
00:29: First death in Maryland, United States.
22:46: U.S. Congressman Mario Diaz-Balart says he has tested positive for coronavirus. He’s the first member of Congress to test positive.

>MORE
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FIRST

>US State Leaderboard
154 total deaths
23/50 states on the board (CT/MD/MI/MO/PA new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
68 deaths
>NY:
21 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL, LA:
8 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA:
4 deaths
>OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MD, MI, MO, NV, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,894 (3,237) ► International 137,846 (5,707): Italy 35,713 (2,978) Iran 17,361 (1,135) Spain 14,792 (638) Germany 12,327 (28) US 9,269 (152) France 9,134 (264) S. Korea 8,565 (91) Switzerland 3,115 (33) UK 2,626 (104) Netherlands 2,051 (58) Austria 1,646 (4) Norway 1,590 (6) Belgium 1,486 (14) Sweden 1,301 (10) Denmark 1,057 (4) Japan 899 (29) Malaysia 790 (2) Canada 727 (9) D. Princess 712 (7) Portugal 642 (2) Australia 596 (6) Brazil 509 (4) Greece 418 (5) Ireland 366 (2) Pakistan 307 (2) Poland 287 (5) Slovenia 286 (1) Bahrain 255 (1) Indonesia 227 (19) Thailand 212 (1) Egypt 210 (6) Luxembourg 203 (2) Philippines 202 (17) H. Kong 193 (4) Turkey 191 (2) India 169 (3) Ecuador 168 (3) Iraq 164 (12) S. Marino 140 (14) Lebanon 133 (4) Panama 109 (1) Taiwan 100 (1) Argentina 97 (3) Bulgaria 92 (2) Algeria 75 (7) C. Rica 69 (1) Albania 59 (2) Hungary 58 (1) Morocco 54 (2) Moldova 36 (1) Dom. Rep. 34 (2) Azerbaijan 34 (1) Martinique 23 (1) B. Faso 20 (1) Ukraine 16 (2) Jamaica 15 (1) Bangladesh 14 (1) Cuba 10 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Sudan 2 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Cze. Rep. 522 Qatar 452 Israel 433 Finland 359 Singapore 313 Romania 260 Estonia 258 Iceland 250 S. Arabia 238 Chile 238 Russia 147 Peru 145 Kuwait 142 Mexico 118 S. Africa 116 UAE 113 Armenia 110 Slovakia 105 Colombia 93 Croatia 89 Serbia 89 Uruguay 79 Vietnam 76 Latvia 71 Brunei 68 Cyprus 58 Faeroes 58 Jordan 56 Andorra 53 Belarus 51 S. Lanka 51 Malta 48 Palestine 44 Macedonia 43 Oman 39 Bosnia 39 Georgia 38 Cambodia 37 Senegal 36 Kazakhstan 36 Venezuela 36 Lithuania 34 Tunisia 29 Liechtenstein 28 Guadeloupe 27 Afghanistan 22 N. Zealand 20 Uzbekistan 18 Macao 17 Cameroon 13 Maldives 13 Bolivia 12 Reunion 12 Fr. Guiana 11 Paraguay 11 Rwanda 11 Nicaragua 1 El Salvador 1… Total 176/251

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Bottom

>Dead: 8,967
lol, still only 8,967.
How many days has it been stuck at 8,967? Four days? Five days?

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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3.6 mil deaths by 2021

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Damn. Bon fait, Jaques.

Daily reminder fuck chinks

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these delusional fucking chinkoids, bros.

congrats

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Its okay to be angry but stop the racism against china. The coronavirus isn't china's fault it was transmitted by a animal. Blaming the coronavirus on china is like blaming the Spanish flu on Spain. Stop being stupid its thanks to china quarantining the virus that we had time to prepare

Dog spread it, take the euthanasia pill. Already did mine.
google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-03-18/hong-kong-dog-tested-for-coronavirus-dies-after-quarantine

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>up to 20% of young adults hospitalized

news.yahoo.com/20-younger-adults-infected-coronavirus-001923791.html

>grandparents died in 2018
AHEAD OF THE CURVE.

I love you friends

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>had a full staff meeting about coronavirus a week and a bit ago
>co-workers still come into my office and cough all over everything
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

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cmon come do aerobics with me during the end of the world youtube.com/watch?v=_N66Hud_Tq4&app=desktop

friendly reminder that this virus is mostly a threat for boomers.
hospitals are overfilling, which means that transpeople cannot get their surgeries right now, just to save people who are disgusted by them.
please, if you know any transpeople, please give them a shoulder to cry on, this virus is extremely dangerous for their mental health.

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This isn’t just going to go away. At some point society will start to collapse. We are going to have to just say “fuck it, we have to go back to business as usual” and let a lot of people die

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Any /cvg/ girls wanna play vidya with me and watch the world burn together? Don't worry, I'm not ugly

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You hear that, libs?

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>218,743 infected
>8,810 dead

stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>ECONOMIC FALLOUT GOING TO BE SO BAD YOU WISH CORONA-CHAN GOT YOU INSTEAD

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I'll give them my cock to suck on then the bullet

i want coronachan to collapse my trachea between her thighs

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I’m legitimately trigger by nothingburgers now because they make it seem like this is nothing and it’s not and it’s absolutely depressing. I have come full circle, I want this to be nothing now.

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This guy is tempting fate so hard right now

Are there any states that haven't cancelled schools or implemented lockdowns of any kind yet?

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That's actually reachable in like 2 days. Is he being wrong on purpose for attention?

oh? is that a challenge? corona-chan hasn't even woken up yet...

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there is a russian grocery store nearby and i saw some russian canned fish there
each can has more contents than ordinary canned fish
are these really taste good at all?

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TAKE ME DOWN TO WUHAN CITY WHERE THE BATS HAVE CORONA AND THE CORPSES ARE PRETTY, OH WON'T YA PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOME!!!

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virus is killing old people this is literally the best thing for trans women. More young and hopefully trans politicians!

>MFW 70-84% covered salary for the duration of the pandemy
comfiest happening ever
best timeline

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I want a bunker bf

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he's going to end up being right about that. i feel sorry for all these retards keep posting homemade excel charts and spewing shit about
>muh exponential

Truth is, nothing in reality is exponential. if this virus was really exponential it would have infected million by now

i don't know man, russians were never really good with food

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I herd ETs said trannies have superpowers..........

Maybe they will give u some of that good DNA if you know what I mean heheuheeuehh

No...he's just a contrarian asshole hurting for eyeballs to make up for the fact he has small hands and an expression that makes him look perpetually constipated.

We can actually have both corona panic combined with hyperinflation and constitutional crisis

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This is the last thing anyone trying to steal my $4000 toilet paper stash will see

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i'll be extra sure that they all kill themselves just for you

Place your bets.

:D

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Is it still safe to go to the store if you take proper precautions (wash hands, wash clothes, take shower)?

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Lads, I just sneezed. It's over. I'm going to eat a bullet before this gets worse.

WE ARE SO FUCKED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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is that cocaine?

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send pic then I'll tell you
fake news.

what is this shit

mobile.twitter.com/geonews_english/status/1240489097409572864

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I feel you, user. My coworkers are convinced nothing is gonna happen and that we should only take action once cases are confirmed around here. I work in an old people’s home AND there is a confirmed case in this suburb so we are extremely fucked.

Reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. There are more cases showing up every day because we are now actually testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

>this hard times
Did a nonwhite make this meme?

I feel you

>chalenging corona-chan
that never ends well...

But Putin sounds so well spoken and prepared on RT!

I guess only the $ and Yuan will exist after this.

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you see all those red circles in ca? yeah I'm right there.

ehehehe

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Its Xi lying through his teeth

>This
Every rooski i know cannot tolerate actually good tasting food, to them, bitter, salty and otherwise bland food is god tier, And I don't mean a nice coffee bitter, or a nice pretzel salty, I'm talking so full of preservatives and chemicals that its basically plastic.

how can someone be this based ?

>google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-03-18/hong-kong-dog-tested-for-coronavirus-dies-after-quarantine
The dog was 17 years old, I’m not sure dogs are proven carriers

When are we getting our PlagueBux

Coronavirus is now confirmed in my neighborhood anons. There's a patient within 500 feet. What do?

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you'll need a machete to keep rogue coofers at a distance

>Canadian dollar in free fall
>investors abandoning Canada
>transportation and economic development is now controlled by terrorists
>energy companies collapsing, stocks down -85%
>Japan the only one keeping us on life support
>provinces bankrupt and can't bail anyone out
>5% of GDP is tourism
>Trudeau thinks $300 is gonna make a difference
>less than a week of groceries pre-happening unless you eat dirt or Monsanto chimeras
>people dropping like flies in their 20's to cancer
>3 boxes of pancake mix now cost $200 unless you wanna wait 3 months
>if we don't shutdown domestic travel this week 1 million are going to die by mid-May
>we don't have the power to enforce such measures
>90% of Canadians think it's just a flu, bro
>drug shortages already beginning
>3% of youth are transgender and their biggest concern right now is getting titty skittles
>millions more are going to die of famine and infrastructure breakdown
>live off the grid innawoods with a natural spring and arable land
>everything feels like a cartoon I'm trapped inside and can't escape

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Now I really want that virus to mutate just so its big enough to pass through CCP cloak

Love you too, Mexi-fren. Stay comfy.

Police are being told to not respond to theft under 5000. Isn't that basically endorsing looting?

here are some of them

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If this turns out to be true and we all have to kill our dogs, we need to nuke China

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If you're in BC and went to the dentist in the past week, you might want to phone your office.
"As a significant number of new COVID-19 cases in British Columbia are related to the Pacific Dental Conference 2020 held at the Vancouver Convention Centre on March 6 and 7, 2020. Dr. Bonnie Henry, Provincial Health Officer of British Columbia is asking anyone who attended to self-isolate until March 22, 2020."

U into brown boys with long hair and big cocks ?

And it's all your fault.

San Francisco did it first this year before the virus. Go ahead and loot. Contribute to the collapse.

I just want to survive this year. Conveniently I have 3 citizenships so I can actually choose where to live next (too bad both others are equally fucked).

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This is the new Canadian socialism

You can now tax citizens

what the fuck happened?

NYC to begin releasing Rikers Island inmates amid coronavirus outbreak

> Mayor Bill de Blasio plans to release “vulnerable” inmates from city jails to prevent the spread of the coronavirus pandemic into local lockups, he said Wednesday.

> “In the next 48 hours, we will identify any inmates who need to be brought out because of either their own health conditions — if they have any preexisting conditions, etc. — or because the charges were minor and we think it’s appropriate to bring them out in this context,” de Blasio said on WCBS radio Wednesday evening.

> “That said, we still need our criminal justice system to function,” he added.

> The announcement comes ascorrection officer and an inmate both tested positiveof the deadly illness in the past day.

> The Correction Officers Benevolent Association union has called for new masks to protect its members and for all new detainees to be housed in facilities other than Rikers Island amid the outbreak.

> Some city officials, including Public Advocate Jumaane Williams, have pushed for the city to begin releasing prisoners who are over 50 years old and at a low-risk for re-offending.

> The city Board of Correction, which oversees the jails, said in a statement Tuesday that the Big Apple needs to follow the lead of Los Angeles and Ohio authorities who have already started to release inmates to try to prevent the spread of the deadly contagion. That would include not just suspects awaiting trial but also inmates serving sentences of less than a year.

> “The City must begin this process now,” the BOC said. “The City’s jails have particular challenges to preventing disease transmissions on a normal day and even more so during a public health crisis.”

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They either vaccinated everyone because this was a bioweapon or they’re lying

>I have 3 citizenships
t. chaim weitzman

Just keep your dog inside, jesus christ.

Man if shit goes down in the cities I'm heading crownland.

Gonna hunt me some moose and wait it out.

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Can anyone tell me why China and Chinese shills have been trying to blame America? Is it because the Wuhan Institute of Virology, a known bioweapons lab for the Chinese government, has been mixing SARS with HIV and then the doctors in Wuhan immediately turned to HIV medicine for SARS-CoV-2, or Coronavirus, patients?

What are they hiding? Why did China just kick out American journalists?

same thing with carnaval here, 2 weeks + a week for the test results, cases are shooting up like crazy

straight line is the golden rule user
look at this science graph

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China *reports* no new infections. Xi finally got the dissenters in line. CHINA NUMBA WAN!