How is this utter shithole that is right next to China making out of this whole situation so cleanly?

hot damn, so my first guess was right.
I applaud your leadership for jumping in, India.
If this works out it will be a nice badge of honor for your country.

I knew it! Meme flags are poos in disguise!

The ones who are dying are recorded as regular flu deaths probably.

youtube.com/watch?v=Wi9OdFmHb9E
Got a cow? Go grab a jug. We gonna party.

Pakis on twitter say he’s Hitler and they threaten ghazwa hind on you guys. Will it happen?

I walk out onto the street
What do I smell?
Shit stinking
To high he'll
I hold my breath
I step away
No matter where I go
There's no getting away

They just don't report it, people die in the slums everyday. I have lived in India for three years, and their record keeping is total shit. The local governments don't care, if you give an official there $5,000 they would forge any document for you.

Trust me probably more have died, they just don't give a shit.

they don't even have a toilet paper problem!

Dude, Australia has had record high temps this year and it's been spreading there and in Brazil too.

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you have a virus on your computer, allow me remote access and I will fix it for $500 of iTunes gift cards

maybe they're all dead already

Would anyone notice more poo deaths from disease?

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Not gonna lie, he’s being a chad about it just by looking into the camera.

because it's warm there. Simple as.

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>Been working from home since 1st week this month
Same here, yet it's spreading really quickly.
>Schools, temples, marriages, cricket all postponed
Same, except..
>cricket
LOL

>if tens of thousands of people were getting sick and dying like they were in China, we would know about it by now

what are you basing this on? literally every country other than the civilized ones (usa, canada, uk, france, germany, northern europe) are probably misrepresenting, underrepresenting or otherwise lying about their official stats.
why not? there's so laws about not reporting deaths in an epidemic. they'll just lie some more and say "oh it was so crazy we must have missed thousands of deaths"
we're all too busy worrying about our own countries in the West to give a shit what's happening in india and china so they can lie and say 'ooop we only had 5 new cases today every though 500 people died in italy alone"

You should checkout paki medical system/quarantine.. even we couldn't do worse to them.

twitter.com/AlJazeera_World/status/1239589492564078592?s=19

Despite being neighbours relations are bad and few Chinese visit India and vice versa.

I’m thinking case will spike as Indian expat workers start streaming back now probably infected. I can’t imagine india having the wherewithal to keep them all in strict quarantine.

t. Tourist stuck indefinitely in India. Which so far seems like the place to be, but if it goes bad it will go REALLY bad here.

Our government are only testing people who have travel history in last 1 month and the people who came in a direct contact, like their family, friends and relatives. They are denying the test for others lmao

I guess they have turd immunity.

You already have too many chinks, in India hardly anybody visits or comes from China. Many cases are either returnees from US or Italy, very few from China.

Pic related: People coming from outside stamped
News: subhumans escaped quarantine and got caught in train. More work for everybody..

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Been noticing the same, the virus apparently wasn't made by China, but it seems US isn't the responsible either, guess after all it was India's long con masterplan, they've been letting their citizens live in conditions worse than chink levels, drinking poo water for rituals, worshipping creatures responsible for plagues, why is that? To obligate the masses to build up immunity, so when the virus come it won't be effective against the Indian populace, now in those last few years India has been making great advancements in their infrastructure, and that I'll probably bring a halt to their exportation of intelligent individuals, they've also been preparing for future space programs, guess India is really becoming superpower in 2020

Wrong.

Exactly

how long until they die?

All of them all at once.

not a lie

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>he fell for the "India is a giant slum" meme
i hereby grant you honorary anglo status

im quitting my job soon just an fyi unless more is needed

Vid related is doctors operating on the streets of Mumbai with no anesthesia
youtu.be/i9pt-70a3Uw
Spread this before it gets taken down again!!!!

>France is on this list
>Australia isn't
Lmao, are you a faguette or something?

>how long until they die?
With 800 million smart phones.. we'll know before anybody can even try to cover up.

Anyways, most Hindus are worried about Muslims than some chinkie virus.. more people get killed on god awful highways than due to any virus. Which is why people don't care.. it's the gubmint that is in panic mode because media hyped this way too much.

I'm not a burger, I've actually had a proper education, I did that only for the memes, you can change flag now Abdul

It's the cow shit and piss

Based, I'm happy for you, poo

Once this chink caused pandemic dies out, pic related is about to gas all the muslims

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Wow this is fucked

>the americatard's jealousy intensifies

Proof that the corona-virus is FAKE: womenarestupid.site/blog/proof-that-the-coronavirus-is-fake

In Mexico shit is out of control and we are touching the 30-33 Celsius.

Retard.

Source: trust me dude, my uncle told me on Whatsapp

Shitting in the street is actually how you prevent the virus lmfao

Australia? Iran? Egypt?

"Doesn't spread as well in the heat" utter bullshit.

1. They don't have agenda to promote behind chinese flu.
2. Their gubmint isn't dumb enough to launch panic along with everyone else
3. These people drink water from same river they drown corpses, what flu can scare them?

Iran isn't hot. Didn't hear anything about Egypt.

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Inshallah brother
This too. Ancient wisdom must not be discarded so lightly.

Get In here

Indians immune systems must be crazy good. Think about it.

Is India nice? Pollution meme true? Or is it actually a turd wurld shit hole? Curious to know.

A lot of pakis are going to die aren’t they

It is not nice. memes are true

>superpower by 2020
my god is it happening