/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2261

► Detected: 219,319 ► Died: 8,944
LIVE: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>NEWS
JP Morgan forecasts -14% GDP growth for US Q2, worst since WW2
archive.is/JaYZq

U.S. Air Force quietly imported 500,000 testing kits from Italy
archive.is/CK7co

Germany under lockdown, 82 million people
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Nationwide shortages of reagents for testing in the US
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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>RESEARCH
HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
archive.is/xwQVe

Patients remain on intensive care for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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Virus affects blood circulation
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983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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Patients can get reinfected, no immunity
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>REMINDER
Ecuador under lockdown, 16 million people
archive.is/Fot3z

China underreports number of infections and deaths
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Australia expects 1.5 million infected
archive.is/KqjHY

US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
archive.is/BtIQO

Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
archive.is/KJLTZ

>LATEST CASES
02:43: 57 new cases in Ecuador.
02:30: First case in El Salvador. The patient recently returned from Italy.
01:58: First case in Nicaragua. The patient is a man who recently returned from Panama.
01:09: 152 new cases and 7 new deaths in South Korea.
00:30: 23 new cases in Spain.
00:29: First death in Maryland, United States.
22:46: U.S. Congressman Mario Diaz-Balart says he has tested positive for coronavirus. He’s the first member of Congress to test positive.

>MORE
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youtube.com/watch?v=nXC-n_XVAl8
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200317_48/
womenarestupid.site/blog/proof-that-the-coronavirus-is-fake
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cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/69/wr/mm6912e2.htm?s_cid=mm6912e2_w
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youtube.com/watch?v=sV_-8KIXyPs
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>Dead: 8,963
lol, still only 8,963.
How many days has it been stuck at 8,963? Four days? Five days?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,894 (3,237) ► International 137,846 (5,707): Italy 35,713 (2,978) Iran 17,361 (1,135) Spain 14,792 (638) Germany 12,327 (28) US 9,269 (152) France 9,134 (264) S. Korea 8,565 (91) Switzerland 3,115 (33) UK 2,626 (104) Netherlands 2,051 (58) Austria 1,646 (4) Norway 1,590 (6) Belgium 1,486 (14) Sweden 1,301 (10) Denmark 1,057 (4) Japan 899 (29) Malaysia 790 (2) Canada 727 (9) D. Princess 712 (7) Portugal 642 (2) Australia 596 (6) Brazil 509 (4) Greece 418 (5) Ireland 366 (2) Pakistan 307 (2) Poland 287 (5) Slovenia 286 (1) Bahrain 255 (1) Indonesia 227 (19) Thailand 212 (1) Egypt 210 (6) Luxembourg 203 (2) Philippines 202 (17) H. Kong 193 (4) Turkey 191 (2) India 169 (3) Ecuador 168 (3) Iraq 164 (12) S. Marino 140 (14) Lebanon 133 (4) Panama 109 (1) Taiwan 100 (1) Argentina 97 (3) Bulgaria 92 (2) Algeria 75 (7) C. Rica 69 (1) Albania 59 (2) Hungary 58 (1) Morocco 54 (2) Moldova 36 (1) Dom. Rep. 34 (2) Azerbaijan 34 (1) Martinique 23 (1) B. Faso 20 (1) Ukraine 16 (2) Jamaica 15 (1) Bangladesh 14 (1) Cuba 10 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Sudan 2 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Cze. Rep. 522 Qatar 452 Israel 433 Finland 359 Singapore 313 Romania 260 Estonia 258 Iceland 250 S. Arabia 238 Chile 238 Russia 147 Peru 145 Kuwait 142 Mexico 118 S. Africa 116 UAE 113 Armenia 110 Slovakia 105 Colombia 93 Croatia 89 Serbia 89 Uruguay 79 Vietnam 76 Latvia 71 Brunei 68 Cyprus 58 Faeroes 58 Jordan 56 Andorra 53 Belarus 51 S. Lanka 51 Malta 48 Palestine 44 Macedonia 43 Oman 39 Bosnia 39 Georgia 38 Cambodia 37 Senegal 36 Kazakhstan 36 Venezuela 36 Lithuania 34 Tunisia 29 Liechtenstein 28 Guadeloupe 27 Afghanistan 22 N. Zealand 20 Uzbekistan 18 Macao 17 Cameroon 13 Maldives 13 Bolivia 12 Reunion 12 Fr. Guiana 11 Paraguay 11 Rwanda 11 Nicaragua 1 El Salvador 1… Total 176/251

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>US State Leaderboard
154 total deaths
23/50 states on the board (CT/MD/MI/MO/PA new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
68 deaths
>NY:
21 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL, LA:
8 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA:
4 deaths
>OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MD, MI, MO, NV, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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dead

It's still a nothingburger *crunch*

>20% CASE JUMP IN BC

PANIC

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Even Fiji has it now. Madagascar to follow soon?

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1 boomer life is worth 30 zoomers

IM GONNA SHOOT THE VIRUS GET DOWN

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>cooming will cause covid to wreck your shit even harder
>want to coom to her so bad
wat do

This thing is already in every nation on the planet. They're just bothering to test for it now. I won't be surprised Madagascar finds a case.

new york exploded

exponential growth

Hey you wanna do aerobics during the end of the world? youtube.com/watch?v=_N66Hud_Tq4&app=desktop

>vietnam: 76 cases, no death
>meanwhile chinkniggers and white trash dying left and right
based, long live Corona-chan

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We love you too, autistic spic femcel.

CIA employee, Joel Werner, secretly filmed smearing saliva on subway handles. In a second case the same thing happened in the Guangzhou subway in October 2019. At the same time, the World Military Games took place in Wuhan.

proofs: youtube.com/watch?v=aWedHCilWgM
"chineese" flu my ass. Just imagine for how many days CIA went licking subway handles that didn't happened to get caught on camera.

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post corona-chan music.

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Eight new cases in NZ
rnz.co.nz/news/national/412132/coronavirus-update-eight-further-cases-of-covid-19-in-new-zealand

>Dr Bloomfield said the eight new cases were all linked to overseas travel, meaning the coronavirus has not yet been transmitted in the community.

BECAUSE ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE TRAVELLED ARE ALLOWED TO BE TESTED. THEY ARE NOT TESTING LOCALS EVEN IF THEY HAVE SYMPTOMS. How stupid are these people!?!

>thinks BC only has 43 cases
oh you poor poor fool this weekend we will top 1000

how's mexico doing?

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>7 billion people on the planet Earth
>219,319 infected
>8,944 dead
>Mortality rate less than 5%
>Chinese numbers slowing down
>Can only kill boomers
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause a global recession

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And Djibouti. Djibouti!

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youtube.com/watch?v=nXC-n_XVAl8

CURE FOUND
>CURE FOUND
CURE FOUND
>CURE FOUND
CURE FOUND
>CURE FOUND
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200317_48/
SCHIZOS BTFO SCHIZOS BTFO
SCHIZO FUCKS BTFO
HAPPENINGFAGS KILLING THEMSELVES
R I G H T
N O W
NOTHINGBURGER
CURE FOUND
NOTHINGBURGER
JUST A FLU
TAKE YOUR MEDS

fuck you

it's been so long since i've been sick with anything (knock on wood), that i truly don't remember what a dry cough is like. do people with corona cough pretty excessively? it is a heaving cough of more of a clearing your throat cough?

>USA will surpass Italy and Spain

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Be my bunker bf

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Proof that the corona-virus is FAKE: womenarestupid.site/blog/proof-that-the-coronavirus-is-fake

I just don't like anyone darker than a paper bag.

Identify your minority neighbors who are going to need your special assistance once the cops don’t respond anymore. Lookout for your fellow community members.

I'm pretty sure we're already there, just untested.

There's no fucking way Richmond only has 3.

PANIC

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Who /fatkino/ fan here?

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WHY THE FUCK THE AMERICANS DID NOT NUKE THOSE CHINK FUCK ALREADY

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"special assistance"

*poke*

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Hello from not earth

Good since you are all here

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ie2t8n61bCA

I liked his youtube videos where he devoured pizzas. He has a gf now?

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ahh what the fuck it's like shovel dog

>saved

Nothingburger cope

Only if you wear what I will buy for you. And I only have one bed here.

cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/69/wr/mm6912e2.htm?s_cid=mm6912e2_w
20% hospitalized age 20-44
12% ICU patients age 20-44

only if its non-sexual and you like to watch anime and play vidya

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50 or so patients escaped from a hospital in Afga. Shit will get out of hand here in a few weeks. Kabul has 3.5mil people and 0 hygiene standards, much like all shittle-east.

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Shouldn't you be protecting your border from the orc horde

Only if you have bj lips.

That's one strong dog.

New Zealand tested cases are now at 28. Only low because testing is limited to people who have traveled overseas and have come back on an international flight.

health.govt.nz/our-work/diseases-and-conditions/covid-19-novel-coronavirus/covid-19-current-cases

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Are you the entity that wants martian law in Greece and Brazil?

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This virus origin, once it comes out, will be the excuse to finally nuke the gook for good.

London lockdown when? Gunna be hilarious when the "mandem" can't run crack and even funnier when the junkies can't buy it.

hello retard

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Fill Flapper friends, you still alive?

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FUUUU
Im proceeding as normal

Anyone else going to comfy quarantine with animal crossing?

They're married.

Rare

Are you native

Yup, I'm racist. Turned on CNN and they are talking to a chink named Esther CHOO about the shortage of PPE. Maybe if the chinks were achooing and sending supplies to China this wouldn't be a problem.

watch this
retard

If I get the coof I'll drive over to richmond. Also if doobs Trudeau will bring back the head tax

The color is wrong but we do move in such a way before and after mating, but not during

...

no. it's ogre now.

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You guys seriously think that this thing is going to kill millions and end civilization? reminder that no happening has ever pulled through before, and this one will be no different

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Yup downloading software so my sdr(ham radio stuff) can listen to hospital pagers so I can watch for Corona-chan victims

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Holy flag, thanks ayylmao

>Only if cope
YES.

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Can someone post the bill gates screencap again?

A Bulgarian patient that is here tried to escape his quarantine too. Fucker broke the windows out and ran away but got caught.

Lol my country unironically fucked itself fucked Canada, the uk and Italy even more today when they let an infected cruise ship board and transported the passengers to the airport so they can get back home
>muh humanitarism
>muh where would they go ?
>muh we’re not projecting it’s just how we trully are
I really hope this virus kills all boomers and politicians, if I does I’m getting a corona chan face tatt

>Turned on CNN and they are talking to a chink named Esther CHOO about the shortage of PPE

Fuckin classic.

I miss the threads

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cure won't be on the market til 6 months minimum lmao

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Based

I have shortness of breath, dry cough, and fever but was denied testing. Told to 'stay at home, wash hands, and rest'. Worthless. And (((Bloomfield))) has the gall to say "the eight new cases were all linked to overseas travel, meaning the coronavirus has not yet been transmitted in the community.".
rnz.co.nz/news/national/412132/coronavirus-update-eight-further-cases-of-covid-19-in-new-zealand
I am getting a job interview for lab work at a hospital tomorrow. If they still refuse to test me before giving me the job, they deserve what they have coming to them.

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No, whoever created that post I believe you would call nigger

What is it going to take for normalfags to start realizing how fucked this is?
>What is it going to take for normalfags to start realizing how fucked this is?
What is it going to take for normalfags to start realizing how fucked this is?
>What is it going to take for normalfags to start realizing how fucked this is?
What is it going to take for normalfags to start realizing how fucked this is?
>What is it going to take for normalfags to start realizing how fucked this is?
What is it going to take for normalfags to start realizing how fucked this is?
>What is it going to take for normalfags to start realizing how fucked this is?
What is it going to take for normalfags to start realizing how fucked this is?
>What is it going to take for normalfags to start realizing how fucked this is?
What is it going to take for normalfags to start realizing how fucked this is?
>What is it going to take for normalfags to start realizing how fucked this is?

OH GOD LADS SHE'S GONNA KILL US ALL

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IM FUCKING SCARED BROS WE WERE SPOILED AND WANTED HAPPENINGS BUT NOW I SEE THE TRUTH

A PANDEMIC IS NOT A HAPPENING YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH, EVER!!!!

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>where wuz u wen ayys posted tree on Yas Forums and Yas Forums go down
>Wuz here
>Yas Forums down
>"no"

everyone knows it scaped from the wuhan biolab already

Only schizos think this is going to end civilization. Patricians realize this is a paradigm shift gifted to us by god himself.

I cant fucking wait

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not good not terrible
people have began applying distancing from one another in the metro
but iirc we are still accepting european flights
we told them they couldn't just make a stop here and board a plane to the states and they still came

nice one. I take it ur based in Lancs?

248869022
3/18/20(Wed)17:28
The humor of this is not to be underestimated. The Iranians sent a military attachment of 35 to Venezuela who were infected with the Corona virus and 2 members of the detachment were sent to Brazil and were responsible for the infections of
members of Brazil`s government. The damage done in Brazil and Venezuela as a result of this Iranian stupidity is not to be under estimated. This is similar to what the Iranians did in Syria and after extensive interviews with the two conducted by my two Saudi associates it appears this was just normal Iranian stupidity. I will not go into detail but the attached video provides some detail of how things ended up. Things are going well in Venezuela. Quite a shit hole between the Drug Dealers, Cubans, and Iranian military. Funny how all of this worked out. The Russians blew the Iranians up, the Iranians spread this shit to Syria and South America. And because they are fucking stupid they blew themselves up. One of the reasons there has been very little infections in Russia is once the flight of canisters reached Russia, they knew what was up, quarantined everybody and desperately begged the Iranians to take this seriously. What a bunch of idiots. The Russians and Chinese for a fucked up transportation effort, the Chinese for their previous release, The Iranians for being retarded. The shit show just goes on and on.

youtube.com/watch?v=cEIb7MLLCOQ

Found this BD user

When they start believing your bullshit, I.E. never

Why would anyone start filming him in the first place ?

What's the paradigm going to shift to, in your opinion?

dead loved ones, bodies piling up in the streets.
normalfags do not think ahead, it has to literally hit home before they get it.

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Thanks Gary~!

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The first alarm was apehoop getting canceled
The second is the stock market crashing
The third will be when our number eclipse Europe and we follow them into lockdown

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>I have shortness of breath, dry cough, and fever but was denied testing.
Stupid kiwi "she'll be 'right attitude"
We're fucked man

>coronavirus has not yet been transmitted in the community.
WTF does this even mean??? it's in the country and it's spreading lol it's already in the community lmao

Coom for Corona-chan while she cooms for you. Let her in and revel in her glory, you won't be disappoint Kiwi-fren.

do you not know how to reply or something?

IT'S OVER 9000

we got 8000+ suspected cases, if it is somewhat similar there you are gonna be listening for a good while

Stop calling that shit Corona virus. Call it for what it is, the Chinese Flu or the Wuhan Fever or some shit like that

You're where we were 2 weeks ago. Enjoy the last two weeks of normality kiwianon.

How to taper off alcohol? I've drank ever day since Jan 2nd, so afraid if I go cold turkey I'm going to get DTs. I've had a big increase in drinking last two weeks, today cut down to 9 beers at 6%. I'm thinking of buying a 12 pack of bud tomorrow and doing 6 -> 4 -> 2 -> sober. I've been in the 15+ drink range the last two weeks, and need to cut down cause if I haven't and beer stores close I'm fucked.
Before last 2 weeks mostly just drank a 6 pack of 8% or so beers each night, not sure if my drinking is enough to bring on DTs, I know some people drink like half a handle or more a day.

>live in a cucked state where grocery stores / gas stations don't sell hooch

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dog is mans best friend
makes sense chinks arent people

>China underreports number of infections and deaths
youre lying

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Homeless are on edge. They're edgy ans talking about how the gocernment is out to get them. Make sure you keep an eye out when they start going AWOL. Food banks and soup kitchens slowing down/shutting service. Less drugs.

I'm over this shit.

It's been 2 months just fucking kill us already my god.

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no mayne, das racism.

What do you want to defend the chinks fuckhead?

AAAAAAAAAAAHH

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>everyone has phone with a cam these days
>foreign dude behaves sketchy
besides, they must have been doing this for a while all over the place.

Rise of nationalism, greater xenophobia in general (especially against chinks and those considered "unclean" like spics and nigs). Greater societal awareness of how fucked the financial system is, increase in self reliance instead of dependence on the house of cards. Basically a big fat redpill suppository for the American people.

How did China have 80k infected with 3k deaths but Italy has 3k deaths with only 30k infected?

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>The second is the stock market crashing
implying most normalfags even know what this is let alone means.

just found this. nothing more nothing less.

Does this software run in console or do I need X?
just synced up git and going to compile...weeee

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T. trump

>spic
No

youtube.com/watch?v=sV_-8KIXyPs

Trump called it Kung Flu. We can go with the Shanghai Shivers too

FUCK BROS WHAT DO I NEED TO STOCK UP ON??!?!

How many cures has it been? 100 cures? 200 cures?

I wanna give my BLC to corona chan so hard right now

Okay
But remember is a bros thing
No homo

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my symptom disappeared almost completely today
so i just """recovered""" from coronachan
glad that i didn't die
but what about the second wave?

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its fucking chaos in melbournes northern suburbs now.

a guy collapsed/died in the middle of my local supermarket literally 10 minutes ago.
they closed the whole shopping center and there is literally disinfecting crews spraying everything, and police/ambulances everywhere... i wish i was larping.

i have heard there was more infected identified in australia this morning than the entire number of infected just a week ago.

cases in australia are growing faster than italy now, australia will be worldwide news in 12 hours for how much it has gotten out of hand here (due to every cunt storming the supermarkets to get toilet paper).

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China probably lied the entire time about their numbers.
They weren't exactly forthcoming about the whole thing until it was already outside of China.

A time machine

>WTF does this even mean???
It means that they haven't tested locals who have not traveled into New Zealand via international flight, and so potential asymptomatic AND symptomatic local cases dont exist. If we bury our heads in the sand, the problem will go away.
I am torn between wanting to protect the older people I love, and wanting this country to burn to the ground.

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>symptoms almost completely disappeared today
F

why aren't chinese citizens talking about this and how safe they are now? I only see government news posts.

Neat

*sigh*

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She tongues his anus for 4 to 6 hours every night.

Can I join u porfis ?
I have som cigars to share

Square up

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yeah, Arabs and Muslims are always doing this shit shady kind of """business"""

Boogaloo is close?

Because China has literally been welding infected people into their homes. It's a schrodinger's box. Are they recovered? Or are they dead? Since they had no treatment, probably dead.

>FUCK BROS WHAT DO I NEED TO STOCK UP ON??!?!

they'll shoot you in the UK for it though.

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Well, it is US doctrine to nuke biological attacks.

It's not homo since we're all girls

It's like bronchitis or pneumonia. Soooooo coughing so hard your lungs bleed and or fill with fluid when it gets bad.

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I thought Australia was chill as fuck other then your king hit bs and roid beach boys. Your holiday workers in Canada are sick cunts. Too bad they have to go home.

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remember boys stock up on tonic water as it's still got low concentration of quinine in it

youtube.com/watch?v=VVYfqZCA3xo

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They also kicked out all of our journalists retard. Imagine believing this.

18 fuckin months of this shit

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Not even imported infections. Astounding. Now replicate it across the planet when they never found a vaccine and implemented the largest military quarantine the planet has ever seen

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user why aren't you with your wife right now?

YOU did this and you know it. Deep down.

Autarky. Economic nationalism. Probably some good old fashioned chink hatred. If the national guard is deployed to deal with looters, a sharp reduction in low information voter populations, if you catch my drift

reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fksnbf/im_bill_gates_cochair_of_the_bill_melinda_gates/
Found it

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You better wear a skirt or it's gay, faggot.

>trusting chinklands numbers
People like you need to be killed ASAP

You're very welcome. Keep in mind that if you have any problems, talk to me and I will help you.

Why would he use his mouth ? That would mean he’s sick. He’d use something else to house the virus and dab it in the rails in a more effective way than a tiny tongue touch. This guy is just a sick pervert with a freak fetish

it should be GUI
iunno im in windows 10

Still waiting on that amazing "we're back to work, look" propaganda

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Are you implying i care even if we did?

so what the gary bot just reposts the current death count as the same for the past 5 days with the same copy pasta?

i dont understand

>not even realizing that lying to save face is China's foreign policy in a nutshell and there are countless examples of them getting caught doing so
>not realizing they were caught this time as well before they cracked down on all the leakers.

Most tend to have Schizophrenia, so they would think Gorona is a government operation to cull them.

Whats with all of those gay fucking icons? Has 'reddit gold' diversified so goats and seals dont feel excluded?

>chungas
chingas, speak like a grown man

i never get sick
anytime i do, i recover in a few days
just take some extra strength tylenol, continue to exercise as much as i can, have vit c, bundle up, eat healthy, be low-stress.

Power through.

Ive always wondered, if so many people have it but are asymptomatic so they dont realize it, how do those carriers end up spreading it? They aren’t coughing, sneezing, or anything like that. Are they assuming young people are just licking door knobs or something?

How can asymptomatic people spread the virus if they aren’t doing any of the things that spread the virus? I’m so confused by that.

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Sure thing!

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You should be able to cut ur current amount near enough in half (or what your usual baseline was) and hold it a few days without too much trouble. Don't rush a taper if you can help it, I have in the past and suffered. I'd try and stock up enough to taper it over a week if I was you, sitck to the same amount of drinks per two days and lower. Ideally do it over as long as time you can user. AA fags like to say it can't be done, but with enough motivation it can and this pandemic is certainly enough motivation.

Get over your feelings, isolate yourself and learn new skills.

No, she’s just a harbinger of this fucker:
ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=2019 EA2

So what's the real number then faggot?

SHIT

>If we bury our heads in the sand, the problem will go away.
And we have limited testing kits, is shit gonna hit the fan? Supposedly not just boomers and elderly people are the only ones dying though??

timestamp and your hand

Every time I start to have a seething hatred of brits one of you posts something like this.

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Yeah its looking like a windows program, I have it on my 10 box now trying to get the fucking driver installed

I'll do it

link

Oh wow it's fucking nothing

why does anyone on this chinse virus website do what they do?

>why haven't you put yourself at the financial mercy of an individual that could rob you of your children at any moment
dunno, think she's with her first son

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It's happening

>BANKS CLOSING BRANCHES ON FRIDAY
>COULDN'T WITHDRAW $2000 TODAY

HABBENING LEVEL: OH SHIT

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Not a clue my dude, I don't into reddit.

>I thought Australia was chill as fuck

Too many immigrants now. Australia as it once was, is basically dead. It's every man for himself now as there's no community spirit.

He’s a hedge fund manager making a joke for his girlfriend

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Thats the implication retard, we dont know, basic math dictates 500k+ with 30k-60k deaths in china alone.
So go figure.
If i had to guess its probably like 1mill infected in chinkland and about 90k deaths at the moment

Justcoom.

youtube.com/watch?v=zs3KaY3r5bw

>implying they don't have an antidote for themselves

If it chills in your body but you don't show symptoms, then i'd imagine anytime you would cough or sneeze for normal reasons would spread it, as well as saliva.

i will be up for another while if you run into any problems

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ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=2019 EA2

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twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1240483131578335233
bill has spoken

(you)

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Boogaloo is near you faggots, all of you will die

"Community spread" is when the virus is appearing in people who have no known traceable contact with someone who is confirmed to have it.
Basically just means it's spreading in public places and such and is past the point where it can be reliably contained by quarantining individuals.

PH economy literally a took a fucking break, then resume and went into a forty-story dive holy shit. RIP PH

All countries are shutting down. Leaked footage shows the young and otherwise healthy dropping dead, wtf you talking about?

Based schizo

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God, remember when we were watching this creep into the triple digits? Then slowly on to 1000?
Simpler times.

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Prayers

Numbers took a jump because of increased testing. Do realize though this is 9,200 people that got infected 1-2 WEEKS AGO and have been infectious for a week or two.Researches also estimate 5-10 cases for every confirmed case, so you're really looking at 50-100K cases 1-2 weeks ago. realistically this means 125-250K cases right now. It is here big time. Happening confirmed, horror show in 3,2,1....

I'm actually scared bros. I don't wanna die face down gasping for air. I'd rather an hero than face that.

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Mmm... I wonder why?
Or maybe bc they where being rasist whit their "sick man of asia" yes that sentence have a history

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low BPM
high lung capacity
normal blood pressure
low cholesterol
stable blood sugar levels
low body fat percentage
young

you won't get more than a slight fever if that and recover in a few days

For all our top Yas Forums linguists and etymologists, we have yet to find the perfect name for the virus. I think about it daily, but it's a blue moon moment to come up with something as eloquent as nigger and faggot.

its all good I have figured out plenty of this shit in my time

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I don't know if 'quick deaths' themselves are the core problem with this virus. I am betting more on a relatively slow and painful burn to the economy and to the general health and well being of people unless we take the 'herd immunity' approach.

Post leaked footage

because they're going to be snatc

Dude it’s Marshall Law

Gracias desu I promise I won’t start doing gay shit until you say so

You'll be fine crawl into bed with a gallon of water and cold turkey it. Taper never works you just end up drinking to intoxication. I've wd like 20 times in jail detox home my car etc. I bloat up like a blow fish hold like 20lbs of water drink hella water potassium salt helps and vitamin b for hallucinations. I have had open and closed eye hallucinations but you are aware of them it's not a big deal. Weird dreams and night sweats, diarrhea etc. Just flush your system and drink 2-3 gallons of water over the course of the few days.

I love you man, thanks for the help

Coffee, powdered or UHT milk, dry foods, vit tablets, any and all tinned food you enjoy including meats, sauces for a start. Also cleaning products especially soap. It started off here as toilet roll but now all supermarkets are limiting ALL items to three per person. Honestly mate all it takes is ONE headline saying there's a shortage and it's like a swarm of locusts.

I feel horrible, but I just took the euthanasia pill. RIP Coco.

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