PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LIFE OF A QUARANTINED CUCK EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: WE WILL PREVAIL 3/18/19
pic.twitter.com/T6UCyaPRIy
youtu.be/IRNCFxsXMh0
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Nursing CEOs 3/18/20
c-span.org/video/?470490-1/
youtu.be/ZYmDrxjDKMU
youtu.be/_z5gH8k32c4
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/18/20
c-span.org/video/?470459-1/
youtu.be/inl3tMRUH_8
>DefSec Esper on (((FakeNews))) 3/18/20
youtu.be/vYn6RCjC3Kc
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/18/20
youtu.be/DC7OlyY4pLg
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/18/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142658034001
>AgSec Perdue on Dobbs 3/18/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6142706322001/
>AgSec Perdue on FoxNews 3/18/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142553082001
>Trump2020Adviser Harp on FBN 3/18/20
youtu.be/uWv6W7dvOWA
>StateDeptVideo: Iranian Regime's Misinformation Campaign 3/18/20
youtu.be/mPvtGCa8eC4
>WHVideo: WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx: If you feel sick, stay home 3/18/20
youtu.be/htMboJF7pIc
>WHVideo: SG Adams Message to Young People 3/18/20
youtu.be/BUq3XDNCsUc
>WHVideo: Who needs to be tested for Corona-chan? 3/18/20
youtu.be/r5uRwMmh2aU
>WHVideo: NIAIDDir Fauci: What To Do If You Feel Sick 3/18/20
youtu.be/rkmOgvXi_p4
>WHVideo: What should you do if you think you might have Corona-chan? 3/18/20
youtu.be/Hgc38ozxm3Y
>TrumpAd: Trump: Presumptive 2020 Republican Nominee 3/17/20
youtu.be/OKopezb1ez4

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MAGA

MAGA

top 5 for our $1000 liberty stipend

First for Trump bux!

Keep America Great

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The good stuff? Take a look at the night sky. We're about to become the first civilization in the history of humanity with the ability to put a hundred tons in orbit EVERY WEEK once Elon-chan gets up to speed. We're going to have gigabit low-latency internet for ruralchads costing significantly less than what Trumpbux will provide. We're going to have moon bases and Mars colonies. We're going to crush China like a fly on a rocket's windshield, and then we get to throw all that money at building starship engines that are significantly FASTER than rockets, now that the heavy lift to orbit problem is essentially solved. Maybe even FTL if we're very lucky.

The future belongs to us, ladies and gentlemen.

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Guns

>WAS GETTING CHINESE FLU PART OF YOUR PLAN
they expect one of us in the quarantine brother!

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Give Trumpbuxs plx

Why do the democrats want people to starve?

commondreams.org/news/2020/03/18/how-about-zero-interest-loans-calls-primary-schumer-after-dem-leader-proposes-low

>closes your business down
>you're about to go out of a business
>"oy vey goy we can give you some money to stay afloat"
>"at a low interest"
>*rubs hands*
How about no interest you fucking Jew

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wtf is the cut

Awoo

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if gas drops below 2 bucks in California Trump wins

They're Communists. It's tradition at this point.

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Reverse the decline! MAGA!

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You are on a train with no brakes. You have one chance to grab someone and jump off to (relative) safety, who do you grab-

a) gf
b) gf's bf
c) neither

I’m going to buy tendies and toilet paper. What are you lads going to buy?

>Jazz is Palestinian
I find it amusing that the jewish posters on Yas Forums have pushed the meme that Jazz isn't jewish b/c they are so tribal minded that they can't even fathom that a crazy inbred jew with a crazy inbred jew mom might have gotten high on their own dsygenic supply.

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$1000 OR IVANKA BREAST MASSAGE???

CHOSE WISELY

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[sensible laughter]

Is the bill dead?

Democrats had a good thing going piling on Trump and now she fucked herself. What was she thinking?

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NO SURVIVORS

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Is she massaging me with her breasts?

Threadly reminder that Melania absolutely picks out girls and holds their heads down while they choke on trumps dick.

coke and strippers

daily reminder that fuko posting is baste AND redpilled and cute and patrician

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I'm gonna buy tendies

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Lol, my shitposting about senate republicans rejecting trump bux worked perfectly. You all played right into just how I expected. Now - please respond and tell me about how much you hate Nancy Pelosi right now. This isn’t over yet, and you all are going to be exposed hard when this is done.

does she give me a breast massage or does she do it to herself, whats the details here

>YOU'RE A BIG VIRUS

MILKTRUK

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>take $1000
>go to SEA
>get a hundred breast massages for the same price
as George Carlin put it... "I've never fucked a 10... but one night, I fucked five 2's!"

they don't want them to starve- they just don't want them to work! ideally they would have us all living on the food they allow us to have.

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there's so many actors testing positive while showing no symptoms. Isn't there a shortage of testing kids? Why are these people without symptoms getting tested?

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Jazz the Jew.

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I would only take Ivanka farting on my face desu

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Neither. Zero chance would I be in an open relationship. They turn to shit 100% of the time.

apology for bad english

where were you when trumpbux dead?

i was at costco for the toilet paper

“trumpbux is kill”

“no”

4 chu

$1000 no question

Time and time again they BTFO themselves even when they have what appears to be a superior hand. Methinks it is TDS that limits their strategic thinking

They might have symptoms. Cough fever etc

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as much as I like Ivanka, they're fake and too big. Give me my $thousy

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Is there evidence of another trump marriage scandal coming out? Why the sudden influx of shills trying to claim melania is cool with it? This happened right before the Stormy Daniels thing first hit the news.

>armhair

not before i do nigger i'm buying the store out you'll be left with maybe some nuggies but the processed ones

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only if my cock is between them

>I was just pretending to be retarded
I guess summer is here early

Why would trump bestow her on kushner

why

Just wait until Trump starts campaigning on Democrats and the media covering for China

What is my role as pol/gbt during this?

Traditionally, during wars, we were sent as cannon fodder/fucktoys for soldiers in pre-Christian empires. But since you all threw in with this 'equality' nonsense...

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oh please
those are the symptoms they have when they're getting plowed on the casting couch

not officially kill. it is in negotiations. they are arguing about who gets what and how much. stay tuned

using twitter someone could definitely draw a vector map of transmission

Temporarily stalled. Pelosi is singularly responsible for holding it up in the House, and everyone from Devin Nunes to Ilhan Omar (really!) seem to be on board.

Tom Brady didn't take her first. Biggest mistake of his life.

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gross, impossible to rest your eyes on anyone in that photo. I need eye bleach pls