I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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lmfaooooooooo
did you not see the little chart on google where our dollar is absolutely plummeting
Glad my life savings are in Bitcoin and not AUD.
Yes but australia is devaluing even worse than us.
Based
What does that mean? Why didn't you invest in the american dollar before the crash?
>shills getting paid even less for their bullshit for food they can't buy because it's just a flu bro
I'm McLovin' it
Can't wait to import a falcon XR8 ute for pocket money
Its funny because we still subsidize your military through spending on ours. You can only afford your gibs because we protect international trade and act as a general block of stability preventing major war. Allowing your country to have a joke of a military.
Honestly the only armies that are worth anything on this earth is US, China, Russia, India and maybe SK. Everything else is meme tier or from a country thats small and can't raise anything big enough to do anything.
One of these days and probably soon chairmen chang is going to ram his dick down your throat.
New release games must be $120 or more in AUD now. Crazy
Wasn't it just less than 7 years ago an AUD was more than a USD?
Is this due to the WuFlu and lowered demand from China for your mining resources?
M8 if we were blocked off from international trade we'd be nigger rich, we have resources out the arse and enough cash for twice as many gibs.
what's the australian dollar based on? iron and coal?
Asians
Literally selling the Australian dream to Chinks - that's our entire economy.
Raw material exports to china i think
>roleplaying countries
And now, despite the united state's military domination and cultural hegemony, it means fucking nothing. the enemy is not human and we have absolutely no way to respond. you still wanna brag about your military being the best? it's fucking worthless against an enemy that can't be seen and seems futile to contain.
No one is devaluing. It's due to the USD skyrocketing. Everyone wants to own dollars in a crisis, and this is the worse since 2008.
>Wasn't it just less than 7 years ago an AUD was more than a USD?
That was a freak occurence, an Australian dollar long term has generally been around 1/2 a US dollar.
It's copypasta.
Im trying to transfer my money from australia to my sccount here but they keep cancelling because rate keeps going down fuck
>1, nothing wrong with me
>2, nothing wrong with me
Than why aren't you rich now?
Also not addressing han dick.
Imagine thinking money even exists
Its a run on US Dollars. Good thing I hate Canada and refused to invest in it.
Again, it's not your own currency crashing. Compare it to the aussie or leaf dollar and it's stable. All free floating currencies are crashing against the dollar because people are selling them and buying dollars.
>we're all Argentina now
This. These foolish apes don't realize it only has value when people believe and trust that it does.
You realise australia has been beside our military in literally every war we've been in right? Their military is small because their country is small but they are some of the best soldiers on the planet.
Australia are the true greatest Allys of America. The only other white country to not have a cucked spastic europoor culture. You're a fucking nigger.
Because these cunts keep sending all our resources off to China and all we get in return is cheap plastic SHIT.
We need an Opium War 3: electric trigaloo
It's copypasta
>sells us faulty military equipment
>won't give a refund
I don't think anyone cares if its an American or Chinese military umbrella shielding us from Indonesia m8, it once was british until they faded from history
just don't fade too fast america
Its not.
Didn't say the best, I said we are footing the bill. Taking the burden of protecting the trade routes and keeping china and other super powers from carving a chunk out of your ass when they feel like it. Our strong military's very existence does this. No clue what you mean by an enemy that can't be seen unless you mean the virus which is a stupid point since I am fairly certain you don't shoot viruses.
Personally I look forward to the collapse of international order and the return of piracy.
Nothing would please me more than to run the jolly roger and chase a few fat Australian cargo ships and bring back the time honored tradition of taking peoples shit...I mean piracy. Gotta jazz that up.
You have no idea.
Well, good. I'm sick of these losers who try to start shit between australia and america. Two best countries in the world.
>australia a small country
christ..
Thats the worst part, they might not even need to actually invade you. Also what i said goes for most allied nations such as europe etc.
How the fuck is australias money worth almost twice as much as ours? I didnt even know they had dollars. How the fuck did this happen?
Shut up bong faggot. Their country's population is a third of Britain's.
time for China to buyout Australian and make it a province
can't Aussies just get a forex account and all US dollars?
>austrailian dream
The boomer emu cream?
that's not doing so well against the dollar though
You quite literally said Australia is a small country, not their population.
Based retard. You got it backward.
*Blinks*
I hate to see our greatest ally hurt like this.
On the bright side I hope you guys turn into a cool mad max style place where you believe in valhalla and worship the v8 engine
oof sorry can you sell Emu pelts on the side for extra cash?
Are you autistic? This is the kind of thing that autistic people like to point out while everyone else knows exactly what I meant.
>1 BTC = 5k USD
what?
Australian Zimbabwe dollars
Sooo, go back to the late 80s rural Victoria?
0.55 USD to 1 AUS means USD is worth more.
>Glad I bought into the ponzy scheme
gratz' bro
...To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real...
>Are you autistic?
Why are you so intimidated by my autism?
Why did you say Australia was a small country?
Figure that out by yourself champ?
>my Ponzi scheme is better than yours!
really? stupid abo
Yeah but it's still not too bad in AUD.
how much do kangaroos cost? trying to figure out what to spend my trumpbux on
Don't be mad bro. People with sub 80 iq's aren't capable of holding multiple abstract thoughts in their heads. They tend to take everything literally, and don't have the mental faculties reason beyond that of a 9 year old.
>Maybe SK
Definitely SK. They have an elite military, they could solo the norks without our help if nukes weren't a thing.
genius
>Australia is a small country
>why is the Australian dollar worth twice that as the U.S dollar
Has Trump shut the schools in the U.S lmao
the australian dollar devalued years ago when they blabbed about having a mineral reserve (mostly iron). when you got commodities you need to sell your currency plummets weather you like it or not. its a global response to you having stuff
Bro who couldn't solo a bunch of 4 foot tall malnourished gooks with Chinese aks?
Oh.....
>we
the whole world is paying. united states is just the where distribution is centered.
>the mental faculties reason.
u wot m8
don't know much about your culture but if it was like that, sounds awesome. Is that where and when they filmed the first one?
based
I know right lmao
The savvy investor with the sandwhich-heavy portfolio wins
gg Yas Forums
It was filmed in Northeast Geelong.
anyone actually holding american dollars right now is a retard.
Trump is about to print about 10 trillion worth of dollars and hand them out to everyone.
yea but are you earning twice as much per hour in roo paper? If so, than what is the significance of all this?
soon you will need to combine one leaf dollar with one crocodile hunter dollar to equal one Freedom dollar
They're chink shills. It's something they've been doing for a while.
we're down to 0.20
wish my savings were in usd instead of bitcoin
Don't say you weren't warned.
>Didn't have to sell my shitty little monopoly money to buy actual cash at a fraction of the price
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
Cope harder your ice peso is in the shit too
BET YOU REGRET BEING SINOFIED NOW