/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2260

► Detected: 219,319 ► Died: 8,944
LIVE: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>NEWS
JP Morgan forecasts -14% GDP growth for US Q2, worst since WW2
archive.is/JaYZq

U.S. Air Force quietly imported 500,000 testing kits from Italy
archive.is/CK7co

Germany under lockdown, 82 million people
archive.is/c6eaG

Nationwide shortages of reagents for testing in the US
archive.is/4bGaQ

France under lockdown, 66 million people
archive.is/xUQ8D

>RESEARCH
HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
archive.is/xwQVe

Patients remain on intensive care for 20 days on artificial ventilation
archive.is/ZZanF

Virus affects blood circulation
archive.is/evvHT

983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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Patients can get reinfected, no immunity
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>REMINDER
Ecuador under lockdown, 16 million people
archive.is/Fot3z

China underreports number of infections and deaths
archive.is/r7Tak

Australia expects 1.5 million infected
archive.is/KqjHY

US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
archive.is/BtIQO

Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
archive.is/KJLTZ

>LATEST CASES
01:58: First case in Nicaragua. The patient is a man who recently returned from Panama.
01:09: 152 new cases and 7 new deaths in South Korea.
00:30: 23 new cases in Spain.
00:29: First death in Maryland, United States.
22:46: U.S. Congressman Mario Diaz-Balart says he has tested positive for coronavirus. He’s the first member of Congress to test positive.
22:37: 131 new cases and 4 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
22:33: 137 new cases and 1 new death in Brazil.

>MORE
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docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
strawpoll.me/19566345/
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2020/03/us-govt-expects-18-month-pandemic-with-widespread-supply-shortages/?amp=1
youtube.com/watch?v=mPj1R2UT9mc
blog.twitter.com/en_us/topics/company/2020/An-update-on-our-continuity-strategy-during-COVID-19.html
nakedcapitalism.com/2020/03/boeing-crashes-43-billion-in-share-buybacks-turn-into-existential-threat.html
poststar.com/news/local/pharmacist-at-queensbury-cvs-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/article_955c61d3-7112-526d-b7f3-10b58fbcee4f.html
int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6819-covid-19-response-plan/d367f758bec47cad361f/optimized/full.pdf#page=1
youtube.com/watch?v=zv1GxkeC6mE
twitter.com/JamesTodaroMD/status/1240274548165169157
youtube.com/watch?v=U7F1cnWup9M&t=97
archive.fo/uDd15
twitter.com/JamesTodaroMD/status/1240314674358505473
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>Dead: 8,963
lol, still only 8,963.
How many days has it been stuck at 8,963? Four days? Five days?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,894 (3,237) ► International 137,846 (5,707): Italy 35,713 (2,978) Iran 17,361 (1,135) Spain 14,792 (638) Germany 12,327 (28) US 9,269 (152) France 9,134 (264) S. Korea 8,565 (91) Switzerland 3,115 (33) UK 2,626 (104) Netherlands 2,051 (58) Austria 1,646 (4) Norway 1,590 (6) Belgium 1,486 (14) Sweden 1,301 (10) Denmark 1,057 (4) Japan 899 (29) Malaysia 790 (2) Canada 727 (9) D. Princess 712 (7) Portugal 642 (2) Australia 596 (6) Brazil 509 (4) Greece 418 (5) Ireland 366 (2) Pakistan 307 (2) Poland 287 (5) Slovenia 286 (1) Bahrain 255 (1) Indonesia 227 (19) Thailand 212 (1) Egypt 210 (6) Luxembourg 203 (2) Philippines 202 (17) H. Kong 193 (4) Turkey 191 (2) India 169 (3) Ecuador 168 (3) Iraq 164 (12) S. Marino 140 (14) Lebanon 133 (4) Panama 109 (1) Taiwan 100 (1) Argentina 97 (3) Bulgaria 92 (2) Algeria 75 (7) C. Rica 69 (1) Albania 59 (2) Hungary 58 (1) Morocco 54 (2) Moldova 36 (1) Dom. Rep. 34 (2) Azerbaijan 34 (1) Martinique 23 (1) B. Faso 20 (1) Ukraine 16 (2) Jamaica 15 (1) Bangladesh 14 (1) Cuba 10 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Sudan 2 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Cze. Rep. 522 Qatar 452 Israel 433 Finland 359 Singapore 313 Romania 260 Estonia 258 Iceland 250 S. Arabia 238 Chile 238 Russia 147 Peru 145 Kuwait 142 Mexico 118 S. Africa 116 UAE 113 Armenia 110 Slovakia 105 Colombia 93 Croatia 89 Serbia 89 Uruguay 79 Vietnam 76 Latvia 71 Brunei 68 Cyprus 58 Faeroes 58 Jordan 56 Andorra 53 Belarus 51 S. Lanka 51 Malta 48 Palestine 44 Macedonia 43 Oman 39 Bosnia 39 Georgia 38 Cambodia 37 Senegal 36 Kazakhstan 36 Venezuela 36 Lithuania 34 Tunisia 29 Liechtenstein 28 Guadeloupe 27 Afghanistan 22 N. Zealand 20 Uzbekistan 18 Macao 17 Cameroon 13 Maldives 13 Bolivia 12 Reunion 12 Fr. Guiana 11 Paraguay 11 Rwanda 11 Nicaragua 1… Total 175/251

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>US State Leaderboard
153 total deaths
23/50 states on the board (CT/MD/MI/MO/PA new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
68 deaths
>NY:
21 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL:
8 deaths
>LA:
7 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA:
4 deaths
>OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MD, MI, MO, NV, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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strawpoll.me/19566345/
vote on how many people will die

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I love you friends

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The only way to low the cases is with quarantine...or not?

>$300 TRUDEAUBUX COMING

IF YOU FILED LAST YEAR'S TAXES

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DOOMERS BTFO

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>no options between 1 million and 7.8 billion
Nice poll fag

>SNIFFEEEELZ

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HUGZIE

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Germany is not under lockdown.

WE BURGER NOW

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>not calling them Trudollars
failed

MY LIFE FOR YOU, CORANA CHAN

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Post the picture of coronachan with the plague doctor where she says "teach me". I want to have it ready for when texas gets rekt.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

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>cuck and collect

>move in to new apartment Apr 1st lease signed deposits paid
>chinese landlord not replying to texts
oh nonono
am I legally protected at all? I want a place to live bros...

why can't they 3d print those n95 masks?

My country is a shitpost. Sorry for cancerous normie emoji.

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Who /plates/ here?

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Chinese are now taking Corona to get high.

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This is peak clownworld

only thing to get close is that photo of trump blimp in UK with the homos

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>The US government is reportedly preparing for the coronavirus pandemic to last 18 months or longer and result in "significant shortages for government, private sector, and individual US consumers."

>A 100-page US government plan was leaked to The New York Times, which today published an article summarizing the highlights.

>"A federal government plan to combat the coronavirus warned policymakers last week that a pandemic 'will last 18 months or longer' and could include 'multiple waves,' resulting in widespread shortages that would strain consumers and the nation's health care system," the Times wrote.
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2020/03/us-govt-expects-18-month-pandemic-with-widespread-supply-shortages/?amp=1

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youtube.com/watch?v=mPj1R2UT9mc

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this isn't fun and games anymore, is it?

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Twitter's moderation rules change: blog.twitter.com/en_us/topics/company/2020/An-update-on-our-continuity-strategy-during-COVID-19.html

Boeing crashes: nakedcapitalism.com/2020/03/boeing-crashes-43-billion-in-share-buybacks-turn-into-existential-threat.html

Anyone have that video from twitter of that woman in the hospital coughing badly and telling people to not risk it?

> Coles, Woolies & ALDI all out of non-perishables
> Walk into Indian Mart
> Hey mate you got any rice or anything?
> Come with me mate, I'll sort you out
> Takes me to a part where they have dozens of 5kg bags of rice, beans, pasta, some gucci beverage called Rooh Afza, shows me the cheapest rice for the senpai
RACISTS BTFO, true fucking blue old mate was, god bless this great communist shithole of a country and fuck off to all the panicking bogans taking all the childrens panadol as if their kid needs 2 boxes

>get this hothead outta here

Bros anyone catch this?
Glens falls CvS pharmacist caught the wuflu out of nowhere
I'll tell u about glens falls, wuflu just dont come out of nowhere..
Happened right around when cases first started popping up in USA
Seems awfully coincidental

>poststar.com/news/local/pharmacist-at-queensbury-cvs-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/article_955c61d3-7112-526d-b7f3-10b58fbcee4f.html

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lol

It's not new. More snake oil. If it worked we wouldn't be seeing the deaths we we do anymore.

Here yo go.

I love you too, friend.

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F#A(infinity) has been on repeat during this whole happening

>100-page
anyone got this plan??

kek, now show me one of a girl named corona

Whose got the list of all the names

Shanghai shivers

>this isn't fun and games anymore, is it?
No. The ride has only begun.

>italians misheard the drug
>they're injecting chloroprene instead

The cuck copper
vs
The chad para
Someone make one. Pleeeeease?

Guys I'm starting to get a bit worried. I really thought this was a meme that only Yas Forums cared about. Now the stock market is in the shitter, my company's stocks are worth 50% of what they were worth less than a month ago. It legit feels like we're on the precipice of something totally massive. If shit doesn't get better next week or by the end of March then it's going to get a lot worse before it gets better...

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If you can't tell that this is massively edited by the entire fucking halo around the armed guys, you need to get off the internet

Thank you fren

based and garypilled

28 now

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man you US burgers are really fucking things up you're going to be worse than Italy

this, and does anyone have the video of the person recording people with ventilators on full blast?

He knows he has to placate the white man

>guards with rifles to defend toilet paper from a populace not allowed to own anything more dangerous than a butter knife
Embarassing

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i'll pay for your transport and time to come entertain me during lockdown

Quarantine doesn't work. You have to use the bushfire method. If your kill enough people and create empty space, the virus can't move on.

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shhhhhh

It is. When is your kike leaders gonna use the army for good instead of helping kike businessmen?

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We're aware

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Reports put it at several billion dollars invested.

This was all fun and games until my sister got sick

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>Whose got the list of all the names
Biden does.

No, Brazil is going to be the champion of the Corona-bowl

Is she hot?

lmao this is literally just the beginning

literally day 6 of the next 18 months

trump gambit is totally going to fuck up your economy

and your people are absolutely retarded

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This.

Nice to see you again, Gary.

fake news. wtf, it's real.

Let's not get cocky, Leaf. No talking shit for another two weeks, we'll see just how dumb we are.

No shit the possibility of systemic collapse was visible in January.
Cowabunga!

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>are Spaniards really being monitored by drones?
>do Italians and French really need permission slips to go outside? how the fuck do they enforce this in the countryside?
how much further will the police state go. I don't think this is about the virus anymore...

AMERICA #1.

well shit

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Love u too fren

int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6819-covid-19-response-plan/d367f758bec47cad361f/optimized/full.pdf#page=1

She's got a fever

Gaaaaaarr-RY!
youtube.com/watch?v=zv1GxkeC6mE

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we're dumb but we also only have 30 million people to get infected

It'll most likely be similar to Ebola and the antivirals; sorta helps mild to moderate cases, but does nothing for severe ones.

>idk their methodology
Wont it be in the paper?

This actually makes a lot of sense
>The virus can't spread if you're already dead *negro-tapping-head.jpg*

new zealand should have been a safe haven..the ONLY explanation for infections is complete incompetance or deliberate sabotage

the audacity of this chinks

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How badly will Bill Mitchell take it if you report his posts and he gets banned?

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oshit

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Thanks Gary, always keeping us all well informed. Here, have a (you), you deserve it.

This fucking virus is done. It’s not going to kill millions of people. What are we at 10,000? Not even? I’m don’t worrying about this bullshit. The media has got everyone worked up over a virus that is less than half as deadly as the Spanish flu was. 99% of people that died have had preexisting conditions. In reality this virus has killed 0 people. The news should say “BREAKING- thousands die of smoking related lung damage, mostly in china.” Fuck this. I’m embarrassed that I spent so much time worrying over this

is this hydrocloroquine thing real? Seems like they legitimately found a cure using common drugs. could this be done in a matter of DAYS?

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>US State Leaderboard
154 total deaths
23/50 states on the board (CT/MD/MI/MO/PA new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
68 deaths
>NY:
21 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL, LA:
8 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA:
4 deaths
>OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MD, MI, MO, NV, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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I feel you, leafbro, my sister might have it, too

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>it's going to get a lot worse before it gets better...
I've been saying this since March first.
We haven't even started on the "worse" part yet.

Vegeta!
What does the scouter say?!

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You should have listen to him.

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>verology

thank coof coof

Is an UV lamp with 2 LED's at 275nm and 6 LED's at 395nm running at 3W total enough to disinfect a mask placed in a small enclosed space with said lamp?

Most of Canada should be less-than-apocalyptic, but Toronto is going to be Hell on Earth.

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The cuck copper
>stares blankly off into space
>hipslinging like a girl
>pathetic submachine gun
>thinks having stubble makes him more manly
vs
The chad para
>steely-eyed gaze
>standing straight up because why wouldn't you?
>deadly assault rifle
>knows the girls like a clean shave

what the FUCK!
Just 2 months ago I was sitting around with my coworkers dreaming and wishing for the company stock to break $400. Now it's trading around $150. They're talking about layoffs, more and more people stop coming (laid off or simply too sick to work? IDK). It wasn't supposed to fucking be like this. It's not fair. In 2 weeks I don't know if I'll even have a job anymore........

Californiafag here
Governor did a live press release.
>Confirmed infected had increased by 20% in 24hrs, over 500 tests (closer to 1,000 but I forgot) still waiting for results.
>They estimate 57% of the homeless here will be infected in the next 8 weeks. About 60k people.
>He also confirmed that it's estimated that about 20% of those with COVID-19 will need hospitalization.
>CA is acquiring hotels, beds, and floating beach-side hospitals in attempt to meet the surge.
>FEMA is involved and helping the state with supplies.

Sound's like they're expecting a real fucking happening goys

Look at how much we're fucking undercounting. And the zoomers are just going out and partying. Recent survey says something like 65% of people think the media is overhyping the effect of the virus. We are so fucked.

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How the fuck is a water filter gonna help me now

war measures act will be implemented at some point. commie media already talking about it. sure is gonna be fun being under martial law and getting my food rations at the store. wtf happened?

sure, somebody link the full paper

Digits and it kills way more

Read carefully the study yes it appears it may be a treatment for the virus but by the time you know a person is infected and has the virus many times their lungs are already fucked and god know what else is wrong with the body.
Just because the virus is gone they are not "recovered" and may still have to deal with many complications

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it's over bradley

Reroll

Judge for yourself:
twitter.com/JamesTodaroMD/status/1240274548165169157

Easy explanation why it works:
youtube.com/watch?v=U7F1cnWup9M&t=97

Dow will bottom at 18,000 before the recovery begins.

Just got some fresh burgers boys. HYPE, muh dad just got them. Double-quarter pound BLT with a double-cheeseburger. Fuck that it feels good to be a burger!

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No, you just need to make every household not interact with any other one for 3 months. You also need to close borders until there's a vaccine.

>living in the salvador
>i thought i was gonna be okay since my country is small as shit and we could control any infected foreigner
>some motherfucker enters illegaly because he wanted to evade quarantine

broooos i thought i was gonna make it but now we are fucked here.

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Page 7 in assumptions
Journos strikes again

Also this, it's no miracle cure that's going to cure severe-to-critical cases, just treatment for mild ones that would've resolved on their own anyways. Fuck these doctors for making people gain false hope.

Riots coming soon to a town near you.

hopefully FEMA can deal with the homeless problem in the way we all expect

Lmao

>be leaf
>be gay enough, consistently enough, for long enough
>become pasta
How do they do it? Like the Yas Forums humor leaf

Shut up nerd

give me your doubles

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Not enough

>COVID-19: Could Hydroxychloroquine Really Be the Answer?
Source: archive.fo/uDd15

TL;DR: It needs randomized trials. So - in theory - IT SEEMS promising.

Dunno. I'm not even going to attempt, though. I don't care about that literally who.

>name: Covid of Jesus
Based. Second name should have been just a flu bro or something.

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Reroll to your reroll!

>emmanuel

based god

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now you can buy stock for cheap :)

How is herdteam going to protect their parents?

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cheeky

Live in heartland
Waves from East West meet
Then from North south
Wew

yellow niggers get out

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>martial law
>under the fucking Canadian Armed Forces
Don't get too excited, the soldiers will be more miserable than you are

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>only water filter
Beyond hope kys now

DO U think China Cover up Real Corona infection Stats?

this. the window of oppurtunity is still very much open and we cannot squander

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Is water wet?

AR500 is dogshit user. Maybe it'll stop that bullet, but that spalling will ricochet off and it has the potential to hit arteries among other injuries. Get ceramic plates.

Sauce on this ? I'm intrigued

twitter.com/JamesTodaroMD/status/1240314674358505473

here's the methodology btw

>tfw California considers cannabis dispensaries to provide an "essential" service.

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I'm starting to think the homeless will be hurt by this. Are we killing them? I don't think heroin victims have good immune systems

># Coronavirus Cases in State (log)
>0 2 4 6 8
>% Asian in State (log)
>0 1 2 3
That's not a log scale in the slightest. What... what even is this graph?

yellow niggers get out.

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Holy shit. Some investigative journalists in Quebec decided to go after people buying up hand sanitizer and TP and reselling it for 10 times the prize. They're almost all immigrants. It's immigrant after immigrant, with one actual french canadian in there.

And people wonder why we want to reduce immigration quotas.

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That is zeno's window. It will forever narrow but never close

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this aint over yet anytime soon.

Not now, you should have listen before. Now it's too late. Mark of the beast, interdimentional demons already doing their last move on humanity.

>Chinks dabbing on Bolsonigger
Based Xi.

Canada is fuck huge and as if those soldiers are being paid well enough to give a shit, or enough of them to begin with.

heh

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They’re just preparing for the (extremely unlikely) worst case scenario. This thing is not very deadly and isn’t going to cause any lasting problems.