Is the bible worth reading or full of jewish shit?

>Is the bible worth reading or full of jewish shit?
Only the direct word of God is worth reading.

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If you want confirmation Jesus is based, and Jews are dogs, then read Matthew, Mark, and Luke (3 different accounts of the same series of events).

You have to start with the Judeo-Christian belief that there is a magic apple that gives one instant god-like knowledge when swallowed. The apples actually have magic apple power but are also cursed by the magical Jew-god called the Yahwah. You believe that Adam and Eve ate the Genesis fruit thus awakening the wrath of the Yahwah. Then the Jew-god formed an implacable grudge against humankind which could only finally be expiated by a human sacrifice. Then the Yahwah went on to literally breed with a Jewess because he was experiencing an irresistible messiah breeding desire. Then a magical Jewish Mashiach was born that later would actually be used as the very human sacrifice that the Yahwah had been waiting for in the first place because of the stolen apple. These are the Biblical Judeo-Christian beliefs that will help you construct a Biblical Judeo-Christian worldview.

Its worth reading if you have good commentary to go alongside it

Both testaments are divided into four parts. The Old Testament has The Law, History, Inspiration and Prophecy. The New Testament has the Gospels, Acts, Epistles and Revelation.

You really need to know how these parts fit together to understand what you're reading.

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>my abrahamic cult is better than yours!

The Bible is worth reading because reading the whole thing will make you not believe in it.
Most Christians have only read a few passages that were recommended by a pastor. Reading the whole thing from start to finish will make you an atheist.

It isn't nonsense, but it is totally understandable ancient brutality and superstition.

King James is made by a retarded protestant believe in the one true church and read the Douay Rheims edition, available through baronious press

>Is the bible worth reading
If you want a long tedious group of stories about Jews jewing Jews.
Some of the most important stories for you
>holy man chosen by YVWH marries his half-sister and uses her in a badger game

>man wants to marry his hot cousin
>works for his uncle to earn her hand
>gets tricked into marrying the ugly sister
>haha, you can have the hot one if you work for me more

>scheming rat bitchboi conspires with his mother to steal everything from his objectively superior brother
>this is the ancestral hero of the Jewish race
>There's some good morals
I disagree. There is about one single good myth in the entire thing that teaches a real lesson. The rest is just "cheat, lie and steal, its how you get ahead".

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god didnt put us on the moon

Faggot heathens, hell awaits

No Hell await you haha gottem.
Meant more the NT.

You're not making any point at all.

Islam is just as BS as any other religion.
>You can't create something exactly like the Quran, so it must be divinely inspired!
I can't create anything exactly like Sonichu either.

It has entertaining stories like picture related, but if you think any of it is actually real you're a fucking idiot.

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The king James version is a terrible translation

quality medical advise, foundation for most of western law, hard to say no.

Read the Quran, it praises Jesus and has entire chapters about how Jews are the cursed people.

Old Testament = Jewish tricks

New Testament = Final redpill

how dumb do you have to be to not trust your own judgement and rely on what others tell you about something. Pathetic low iq brainlets

>Its worth reading if you have good commentary to go alongside it
If the Bible is the word of a perfect God, it should be able to stand on its own.

only the New Testament
the rest is jewish crap

Yeah, sure do love the part where Jesus tells people that washing your hands is pointless

Reminder to all actual people feds were caught on pol promoting atheism and paganism and going against Christianity the jews biggest enemy throughout history was also Christianity remember that.

The Orthodox use the King James as a study bible and they loathe Protestants. If you actually compare the translations, not counting the modern cashgrab dogshit of course, they're not that radically different. Even the disputed books omitted from the King James are still in the Apocrypha.

>foundation for most of western law
Western law is founded upon existing Greco-Roman pagan law.
Muh ten commandments is in exodus 34 and dealt in baby sacrifices and blood sacrifices.

>believes we went to the moon
typical heathen

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Are you fucking retarded or an atheist?

>If you want a long tedious group of stories about Jews jewing Jews.
It was written back in the days when Jews were manly though. Insane, but manly nonetheless.
The Bible is a pretty cool piece of fiction. The people who take it seriously ruin it though. Kinda like how Rick and Morty is ruined by its fanbase.

Yes the Jews hate it when white people slovenly worship them as gods. It's right there in their Jew books written by Jews about Jews.

>the jews biggest enemy throughout history was also Christianity remember that.
Nobody believes this lie, by the way. It doesn't work on Yas Forums. Some of the first laws Christians passed once they took over the Roman Empire was pro-Jewish.

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This. Its culturaly relevant. Youll never get the snart jokes otherwise.

Read the Bible. Pic related is in there. Can conform.

Yes, of course it's worth reading. If you could only read one book in your whole life, it's the one you would read. Read the gospel of John and the book of Ecclesiastes to start.

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Fpbp
You need to read it

There is no 2nd coming, there's no need to support israel.

Did he really say that?

Read his posts, he's clearly an atheist.
Which is worse than a religious fanatic.

I tried to read the Quran. It was boring. REALLY boring.

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thoughts on Douy Rheims version? ive asked Yas Forums a few times and they always recommend KJV however I'm catholic and apparently DRV is the way to go for the most uncensored english translation

I think the Muslims are right and you're not supposed to make art of biblical figures. Christian art is top tier, too bad it's not Christian, it's mostly Hellenic and guilty of idolatry

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It's only the most important book in the history of the world.

Pro-tip, start with the book of Matthew.

"And when you pray, do not babble on like pagans, for they think that by their many words they will be heard. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask Him." (Matthew 6:7-8)

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Isn't the bible the same?

Dude, stop promoting social anxiety with your toxicity.
It's okay for people to ask questions.

I'm sure William Pierce is well educated on this, but everyone knows that the main churches (Vatican, Orthodox, Anglican) were subverted and infiltrated hundreds of years ago.
>Christianity makes whites weak
tell that to the hundreds of thousands that participated in the Holy Crusades, knowing full well they were going to die.

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Your either mentally retarded or some sort of satanist trying to lead weak men astray, non retards know jews of the Bible are not modern jews modern jews are either betrayers of Christ or ashkenazis. Early Christians referred to themselves as jews for hundreds of year before there was a distinction between modern jews and christians

If you think thats repetitive try the BoM. He read other boring repetitive holy books and tried one upping them

its full of jewish secrets that jews dont want you to know

Start with Genesis 19:8 instead

Not even going to bother reading your CI nigger conspiracy theory tinfoil hat /x/ tier bullshit started by a KKK member in the 1930s. Jews are Jews and have always been Jews. Abraham is considered the first Jew. You worship Jews. Your (((holy books))) were penned in Hebrew. Deal with it, diet kike.

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I have that exact bible on my bedside table. It's a sign. Read it!

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Its not just great, its the truth.

The book itself is nothing short of life changing.
The Jewish bits stick out like a sore thumb if you know your history, and are vastly outnumbered by Jesus’s warnings against the (((Pharisees))) and such.
>The New Testament in particular is one of the biggest white pills you can take

Douay Rheims is based on the Vulgate deemed infallible in doctrine by the church and is thus based buy from Baronius press

judges 19-21 is interesting.

The bible is not for non believers. Its not to be read like a book its more to be read by a teacher using a lesson plan.

>my 4iq brainlet noggin should be able to understand the word of god, otherwise he's fake

Hitler pointed out that Jesus' message was true but was highly corrupted by (((SAUL))) aka Paul of Tarsus

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Even the chapter the calf? That one is really good.

>The New Testament in particular is one of the biggest white pills you can take
Bingo. You can live a life free of worry from death, because you're guaranteed a heavenly afterlife, and there's nothing you could do to earn it, it's a gift.

I say this as a larping catholic...the bible is junk.

Human beings should not talk about "God", or spiritual things....we are not qualified.

>t. hasn't even read genesis
It's worth reading parts of as it's influenced western language, arts etc but don't expect to uncover much in the way of truth. And yes, it is a Jewish tool of control.

Lol. Nice try Satan.

U prob need to know a lot of mesopotamian history, jewish history, and roman history to make sense of it.

If it's a form of Jewish control why did they write themselves in as Christ's murderers?

having trouble reading this

You're saying it's translated from the Vulgate, the church deemed it propaganda, and the Baronius press says its good?

I can tell your a Christkiller now, these men who claim to be jews are not even ethnically Jewish and the few that are did not believe in the messiah and had him murdered. Could a man really be as retarded as you act, I don't believe so. Its obvious modern jews are not biblical jews anyone with basic reasoning skills can see this.

The Bible is pretty boring, but not as boring as the Quran.
The Bible starts with a weird Mesopotamian creation myth and then the rest of the book is ancient Jews beating the shit out of other people and occasionally getting themselves pwned.
The Quran starts off with some repetitive, preachy shit about how great Allah is. It goes on and on like that. I stopped reading before any real story began.

Of course it’s worth reading. Yes some parts are tedious, but it’s a fascinating book filled with wonderful literature.

The church deemed the vulgate infallible in doctrine as in cannot be wrong, free from failure. In an infallible council. The council of trent.

I'm gonna take your word for it.

>Is the bible worth reading or full of jewish shit?
>KJV
depending on the version you pick up.
The KJV for example is not edited by jews, so it is very very anti jewish, it states clearly that jews are in fact the satanists that never stop lying and eat our children. That the jews are condemned forever by God and God will never answer a jews prayer, a jews prayer is answered by satan or a demon.
KJV says never let foreigners move into your nations if they do not accept the gospel of Christ. build your walls high and maintain them. Turn the other Cheek in KJV is a challenge to a duel to the death. Kill invaders if they will not leave when asked nicely. Don't race mix and every race its own place.
>NIV
You pick up a NIV Bible (1975 edited by jews) and it tells you jews are Gods chosen people and be a cuck to them and worship them, it tells you to open your borders and be nice to everyone even if they want to kill you, turn the other cheek means be a cuck and walk away, to let faggots be faggots and breed with niggers, everyone is created equal and all kinds of other cucked shit.
There are lots of fake bibles out their created by jews to subvert and destroy Christianity.
Example of the subversion;
Jew rewritten version
>Leviticus 19:33-34 (NIV)
>33 “‘When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them.
>34 The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.
Real version
>Leviticus 19:33-34 (KJV)
>33 And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him.
>34 But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.
Sojourn left out; to stay temporarily, visit, a traveling businessman or tourist.

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I honestly thought it was the same book desu

>jews of the Bible are not modern jews
Okay, what's the difference? In scripture they were baby mutilating nation wrecking scheming trash and wow look at that, they still are.
>In the desert the whole community grumbled against Moses and Aaron. The Israelites said to them, “If only we had died by the Lord’s hand in Egypt! There we sat around pots of meat and ate all the food we wanted, but you have brought us out into this desert to starve this entire assembly to death.”
>But the people were thirsty for water there, and they grumbled against Moses. They said, “Why did you bring us up out of Egypt to make us and our children and livestock die of thirst?
>They traveled from Mount Hor along the route to the Red Sea, to go around Edom. But the people grew impatient on the way; they spoke against God and against Moses, and said, “Why have you brought us up out of Egypt to die in the wilderness? There is no bread! There is no water! And we detest this miserable food!”
Pop quiz: are these quotes from an anti-Jew tract full of stereotypes or Exodus?

This sounds like an excuse.
So ... I need to believe in the Bible BEFORE I read it? That's the opposite of how real truth works.

when jesus went to hell, he even tried to save them there

KJV is the most accurate translation there is undisputed.
Because of the era the translation was made in it reads elegantly out loud.
>Titus 1:10-16 (KJV)
>10 For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:
>11 Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake.
>12 One of themselves, even a prophet of their own, said, the Cretians are alway liars, evil beasts, slow bellies.
>13 This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;
>14 Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth.
>15 Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.
>16 They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate.

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Why didn't he use his God magic to pull the people that he put into hell with out?

Yes.
If you just read the Bible as it is, it's a nonsense creation myth followed by endless brutality.
Christians claim that you need to have faith to make sense of all the craziness. Better Option: Use historical context to make sense of it all, and know about the other religions which existed around the same time.

To be fair, that was one sect of Judaism lashing out at another.

Kikel modern jews are only bad because of nation wrecking tendencies and a strange desire to destroy everything white and to worship satan. Biblical Jews were not bad and were Gods chosen people for a time. The excerpt was a part of Exodus showing the Jews wavering support for Moses? Not that terrible a reflection of jews why not use some of the excerpts against the Pharisees?

they didn't repent