/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2259

► Detected: 219,286 ► Died: 8,944
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>NEWS
JP Morgan forecasts -14% GDP growth for US Q2, worst since WW2
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U.S. Air Force quietly imported 500,000 testing kits from Italy
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Germany under lockdown, 82 million people
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Nationwide shortages of reagents for testing in the US
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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>RESEARCH
HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
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Patients remain on intensive care for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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Virus affects blood circulation
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983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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Patients can get reinfected, no immunity
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>REMINDER
Ecuador under lockdown, 16 million people
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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>LATEST CASES
01:09: 152 new cases and 7 new deaths in South Korea.
00:30: 23 new cases in Spain.
00:29: First death in Maryland, United States.
22:46: U.S. Congressman Mario Diaz-Balart says he has tested positive for coronavirus. He’s the first member of Congress to test positive.
22:37: 131 new cases and 4 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
22:33: 137 new cases and 1 new death in Brazil.
22:10: First death in Jamaica.

>MORE
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docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
mpdc.dc.gov/page/disposal-unwanted-firearms
youtube.com/watch?v=gtuZa92YPsI
asbmb.org/asbmb-today/science/020620/could-an-old-malaria-drug-help-fight-the-new-coron
youtube.com/watch?v=P2qBteLFNws
youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho
youtu.be/LKoyar2Jyro
womenarestupid.site/blog/proof-that-the-coronavirus-is-fake
youtu.be/Czx-OIyrQwQ
youtube.com/watch?v=SVodALR3Zoo
youtube.com/watch?v=6JA25BIxgtk
twitter.com/YuanTalks/status/1240462984008175616
youtube.com/watch?v=emLSdeZp10k
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>US State Leaderboard
153 total deaths
23/50 states on the board (CT/MD/MI/MO/PA new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
68 deaths
>NY:
21 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL:
8 deaths
>LA:
7 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA:
4 deaths
>OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MD, MI, MO, NV, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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Look, I'm a gun owner and staunch supporter of the second ammendmant. But now is the time to ban the guns. People are going to be trying to rebel against Trump. If you're a Trump supporter like me, we need to turn in our guns so no one assembles and fights against the Government. Trust me guys, Trump has a plan and will carry us through this. He has been handling it perfectly. If this goes post apocalpytic and everyone is armed and starts killing each other then it's the end of everything. We need to seize the guns now while we still can to make sure Trump stays in control. I encourage you to turn yours in now.

I turned mine into local police. Here's how you can do the same:

mpdc.dc.gov/page/disposal-unwanted-firearms

IF YOU DON'T TURN IN YOUR GUNS, YOU ARE NOT TRUSTING TRUMPS PLAN

Thanks guys. And remember always and forever: MAGA. God bless Trump

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,894 (3,237) ► International 137,846 (5,707): Italy 35,713 (2,978) Iran 17,361 (1,135) Spain 14,792 (638) Germany 12,327 (28) US 9,269 (152) France 9,134 (264) S. Korea 8,565 (91) Switzerland 3,115 (33) UK 2,626 (104) Netherlands 2,051 (58) Austria 1,646 (4) Norway 1,590 (6) Belgium 1,486 (14) Sweden 1,301 (10) Denmark 1,057 (4) Japan 899 (29) Malaysia 790 (2) Canada 727 (9) D. Princess 712 (7) Portugal 642 (2) Australia 596 (6) Brazil 509 (4) Greece 418 (5) Ireland 366 (2) Pakistan 307 (2) Poland 287 (5) Slovenia 286 (1) Bahrain 255 (1) Indonesia 227 (19) Thailand 212 (1) Egypt 210 (6) Luxembourg 203 (2) Philippines 202 (17) H. Kong 193 (4) Turkey 191 (2) India 169 (3) Ecuador 168 (3) Iraq 164 (12) S. Marino 140 (14) Lebanon 133 (4) Panama 109 (1) Taiwan 100 (1) Argentina 97 (2) Bulgaria 92 (2) Algeria 75 (7) C. Rica 69 (1) Albania 59 (2) Hungary 58 (1) Morocco 54 (2) Moldova 36 (1) Dom. Rep. 34 (2) Azerbaijan 34 (1) Martinique 23 (1) B. Faso 20 (1) Ukraine 16 (2) Jamaica 15 (1) Bangladesh 14 (1) Cuba 10 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Sudan 2 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Cze. Rep. 522 Qatar 452 Israel 433 Finland 359 Singapore 313 Romania 260 Estonia 258 Iceland 250 S. Arabia 238 Chile 238 Russia 147 Peru 145 Kuwait 142 Mexico 118 S. Africa 116 UAE 113 Armenia 110 Slovakia 105 Colombia 93 Croatia 89 Serbia 89 Uruguay 79 Vietnam 76 Latvia 71 Brunei 68 Cyprus 58 Faeroes 58 Jordan 56 Andorra 53 Belarus 51 S. Lanka 51 Malta 48 Palestine 44 Macedonia 43 Oman 39 Bosnia 39 Georgia 38 Cambodia 37 Senegal 36 Kazakhstan 36 Venezuela 36 Lithuania 34 Tunisia 29 Liechtenstein 28 Guadeloupe 27 Afghanistan 22 N. Zealand 20 Uzbekistan 18 Macao 17 Cameroon 13 Maldives 13 Bolivia 12 Reunion 12 Fr. Guiana 11 Paraguay 11 Rwanda 11… Total 174/251

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fuck the chinks, nuke 'em all

Add fucking Nicaragua you burger, we have 1 case.

>blumpf cultist like me

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>$300 TRUDEAUBUX COMING

IF YOU FILED LAST YEAR'S TAXES YOU'LL GET IT

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DOOMERS BTFO

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asbmb.org/asbmb-today/science/020620/could-an-old-malaria-drug-help-fight-the-new-coron

Chloroquine cures Coronavirus
Chloroquine is the lab synthesized version of Quinine, the medicinal ingredient in tonic Water

GIN AND TONICS CURE CORONAVIRUS

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Korea on Wave-2 of Wu Flu

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>6ay
fuck

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what about mac€urons? i can use some free shit too

checked, have been listening to this and Epic Sax's original song (which is a banger)

>yfw americans basically have half of the listed ICU availability cause fatties take up twice as much space

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Doesn't gasoline have a shelf life as well?

this shit is soo stressful. the virus is too powerful.

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>gives new meaning to Old Gasbag

>Trust me guys

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Real doc here need some medfag help.

Looking for a medfag that is already comfortable with CPTR procedures: we found that Gerontosol 45%vol in massive dosage (around 700ml/h) are lowering the Ar.dS. below 0.6ppm/cm3 threshold.
That is a good news but not all patients react in that way, as much as 62% of cases the PPC and LCC are much higher (over 750Mpl) and Listramine concentrations are as low as 0.77hpt in globuline samples.

My patient (41, female) was hard infibulated last night and treated with 35ml/h of Lactosfenil IV to stabilize her situation but no improvements whatsoever, symptoms are high fever (39°C), low LZ-Peptides levels, HVSC not present at all. Torax Rx shows pneumolytes all around and bad bad sub-alveolar cystites on the lower pulmonary zone. Never ever seen something like this before.

Someone told me (I don't remember who, pathology or neurology fag, I really don't remember) that if CRT modulations are stable at 75MHz with only moderate overscan, the patient could go through VHS therapy without much tape demagnetization happening. Good news as TxRx levels of RS-232 receptors can be as high as 3200baud without loosing much signals from the patient.

These are very promising hopes but the pharmacological aspect need to be investigated further, Aperolit-15 in a mixture of citric acid and C2H5OH is promising but Drancolene-B levels skyrocketed in 20 minutes or so: not manageable. A pharma cocktail is needed to mitigate this aspect, someone suggested Margaril or Mariblodol but no proper dosage is know.

Solutions? Suggestions?

fuck you western bustards
China is going to save this world

pls call jack, patient has broken 2 entrance doors

AHAHAHAHAHA

A look a widely available cheap drug that already exists everywhere. What 400 people died in Italy today? If only they knew about this drug that this PhD guy is claiming is a "cure".

People really are this retarded

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you are a gigantic fucking retard

kek

peepeepoopoo :DDDDD

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>be a fucking Leaf on /cvg/
>go to Canadian Tire website
>find the 3M respirators and filters
>normies only know about N95 and ignore P95/P100
>click the "search other stores" button
>see which ones have them in stock
>order a bunch for both yourself and for trade
You're welcome.

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can someone share their trumpbux with me? I want to buy vidya with it

José the waiter still doing his thing?

kek

Friendly reminder that if you live in the liberal city to get the fuck out while you still can. Head to rural America, then rent a house there or live with friends/relative.

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>yfw James will get an ICU spot over your father cause he's younger

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Remember if you are a fatass user quarantine is the best excuse to get fit. You can change your body into steel in the year we're all going to be indoors.

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Post your apocalypse song
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Pay denbts

Put that fat fuck in the airlock.

Proof that the corona-virus is FAKE: womenarestupid.site/blog/proof-that-the-coronavirus-is-fake

i want to be sat on now

Go home user, you're drunk.

I love you too!

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I am choking on my own phelgm here. wtf

wheres the video fo the doctor in italy walking through the icu i want to show my day, the silent one where the guy isnt saying anything you just hear beeps and shit

lel that made me laugh too

Yeah Amazon still had P3 half masks until 2 weeks ago for quite cheap (£20)

Blessed post.

it could be much worse. sars has 10% mortality. mers, 35%. ebola, 50%.

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All you want to do if you're really obese is count your calories. Doing too much too soon can destroy your knees.

stay away from people and practice social distancing

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>People

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Productive cough is a good sign. It's dry cough that you should be worried of.

>US 9077

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

>milk bags AND gas bags
DO THEY REALLY?!

China doomed us all.

How the fuck can a person be so addicted to food that they'd rather have what looks like stinging swollen pustules on their body than just eat less. You can physically feel the stinging pains when they start wiping him.

hey john, what do you do for a living?

Wash his other side first

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Bro, these are really expensive. Should I buy one? How many filters?

noooooooooooooo

I need my fix

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Look at those child bearing hips! I want coronachan to sit on my face and suffocate me with her toxic braps.

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Rise is cute!

Here user:

youtube.com/watch?v=SVodALR3Zoo

Remember for youtube the easiest way to save them without downloading is just to like it, as it gets auto added to your liked playlist then. Ive downloaded this one and you should too, its been taken down 3 times already.

Literally do anything.
>here's something tangentially related i disagree with you about
>you're incapable of good because you don't share my values
>sorry not sorry

It's more of the same pseudo-moralistic leftist reasoning. Anyone who doesn't adhere to their ideology is reprobate.

"Kroger did something charitable, but here's why it's not good enough for me."

Spotted the tranny

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>mfw during emergencies such as now, the normal regulations and laws that hospitals and ems operate under are suspended

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>0.8% of Italian deaths weren't already sick

Zero. Point. Eight. That's it. Will you doomers cool it already, this virus is a fucking meme and once we all learn the ways of the NEET for a few weeks it'll all be over. God bless you all.

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How many babies will born after this quarantine?

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>WE
>DIE
>YOUNG
youtube.com/watch?v=6JA25BIxgtk

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It's not a living if he does it for free.

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>But if there was this much uncontrolled spread in a country that densely populated and old, the hospitals should be completely overwhelmed by now
aren't the japenese boomers super obedient to the goverment and stubborn? i'm talking 100% out of my ass right now but i feel like they are and if the goverment tells them "it's just a flu bro stay at home even if you have pneumonia" they would take it to heart

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HAPPENING FROM CHINA
>HAPPENING FROM CHINA
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twitter.com/YuanTalks/status/1240462984008175616

A huge sell-off in #commodity futures in #China.

>Copper, Aluminium, Tin, Rubber, Cotton, PTA, Ethylene Glycol futures all hit limit-down.

>Crude Oil futures tumble more than 7%. Fuel oil futures plunge nearly 10%

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Don't get the particulate filters, get the cartridges, they last a long time and are more aesthetic.

Cope harder faggots
Corona will go down as the biggest nothing burger of the century and you will all be embarrassed as shit for being gay happeningfags

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>fuck the chinks, nuke 'em all
Now this is a political position I can get behind

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That is some 40k nurgle shit right there.

Body shamers like you are to blame

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Corona isn't too far from SARS, but it is highly contagious, which is why it's far more lethal (far more people get it).

SARS, MERS and Ebola are easily contained.

takes one to know one

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>4 days ago new york and washington were both under 1,000 cases and fighting for worst state in the US
>New York is now at 3,000 cases
LMAO OTHER STATES BTFO EMPIRE STATE IS NUMBER ONE AGAIN!

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SALSA NIGGER

Ok chang

Dude, give her 12ccs of hidropeperoxide, it strengthens the inmune syste

>implying anyone on4chan doesnt know the ways of a neet
you're glowing

Thay say this shit only affects low-defense plebs, but even without coronachan they have a quite unhealthy (biological and mental) population.

Bullshit

There's a cure for that

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country is 4 deaths in and my city is force closing everything including restaurants, bars, malls and beaches.

a-are we gonna make it? are we doing something good for once?

>Corona isn't too far from SARS
Yeah, no shit, it's literally SARS 2

>cvg jews have to bump themselves to stay relevant
WAHH WAHHH WAHHH

Now that I think about it you're right. It IS my fault he has barnacles.

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Old/sick people aren't the only ones to die. They're just the first ones to die.
Seriously, how does someone get so fucking fat that they give themselves chemical burns?
It's fucking unreal.

>Cope harder he says
>As he proceeds to cope the most out of everyone ITT

Just one more week right chang? Just one more week and it'll all blow over right ching chong? Its already the biggest happening of pol's lifetime simply by all schools shutting down and pol being right about so many things as far back as January.

Nah. You don't convince me nogunz.

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Chinese eat dogs, snakes, bats, lions, bears but you know what they don't eat? Ass. Glass the CCP