I am posting this from a library computer in Ottawa, I have a friend working w/ the Canadian Military who gave me a quick run down on whats really going on: The real reason they dont want anyone going outside is because ALIENS ARE RETURNING SOON! This is the real reason they dont want you to go outside.
my buddy told me the Canadian Military is monitoring the alien UFO fleet in orbit around the planet. Currently all our world leaders are trying to negotiate with the off-world species, or multiple species, this has been unconfirmed.
What we know is the Coronavirus is a bioweapon the extraterrestrials launched after their fleet arrived in our orbit (December 2019), and higher ups have sent diplomats to figure out what they want. Its something like that movie Independence Day or Men in Black 2.
Ultimately the Government is afraid theyre hostile, or even "good" aliens who will reveal themselves to the public in daylight, which is why everyone is encouraged to stay inside. The Government suspects they might send multiple extraterrestrial parties to land and scout the surface of the planet. Their species also has shape shifting abilities, so its really hard for the Government to detect them. This is actually the real and true reason you cant go outside: the Government is trying to prevent contact between aliens and their citizens, but they cant tell people this publicly, not yet anyways
we havent been told yet what their demands are, we have a team of scientists trying to decipher some of their messages, I personally think Jesus Christ has returned with a legion of UFO armies to blow up the Satanic Illuminati with Coronavirus
It was a decent sci-fi bait until I read "what we know is the Coronavirus is a bioweapon the extraterrestrials launched after their fleet arrived in our orbit." Why would aliens create such a lame-ass virus to threaten us with? If aliens with advanced technology wanted to kill us they would just do it and we wouldn't get a chance to negotiate.
guys i think my cat is a shape shifting alien scout what should i do? i have been feeding it and petting it in the hopes that it doesn't catch on that i know but its always watching. it leaves the house sometimes and comes back with dead birds that it leaves at me feet. what is it trying to say? that i'm next if earth doesn't capitulate to their demands for cream and bellyrubs? or maybe the birds are scouts of another shape shifting species the cats are at war with.
Brandon Price
Why would a conqueror destroy the infrastructure he wants to acquire
Ethan Morris
This whole pandemic will end with Disclosure but the rest of that sounds like bullshit my goi
Lies. Aliens have surrounded earth but its to help us in this liberarion process. We are about to be liberated and learn the truth after a millenia of lies.
Fuck off with your jew bullshit..
Jack Powell
this fucking thank you someone gets it
Kayden Bennett
Yes, yes - I know I have read the sci-fi about this too. They want our DNA, right? We are the seed of multiple alien life forms from all over the universe and they need us because we possess the the origins of their DNA.
Jose Martin
>Canadian >Military
Fake and gay. sage.
Benjamin Gonzalez
>I am posting this from a library computer in Ottawa, Even if what you're saying is true, you're not a smart leaf are you?
I have a friend who works for the CIA who confirmed this.
Andrew Walker
Libraries are closed in Ontario
Jaxon Collins
Now this actually makes sense.
Jason White
wtf federation of light 2008 november t blossom goodchild
Luke White
>Ottawa No Fuckin Way *ahem* OP, do you by any chance happen to work for the canadian wildlife service? I would like to request more information on the crackspider's bitch: m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg-r-S0fIkA Kek
Camden Rivera
Thanks OP, I literally lol'd. Good way to start my day.
An asteroid could be on it's way with the potential to destroy a significant amount of life on the planet. The elite would need all the good boys and girls in their houses before this happens so the elite can be whisked away to underground bunkers.
Camden Johnson
You got it backwards. The Canadian military is extremely competent. Except their government outfits them with wooden guns and rusted subs which sink when you take them to water.
Levi Thompson
Are they Christians?
Chase Jenkins
I mean why would Jesus need Alien help?
Nathan Green
I wish this was true compared to the grimdark Draconian shit going on instead.. Aliens who want a cup of tea, pop on by..
Christopher Smith
My god... she's so plump and fertile... I MUST BREED HER
Holy shit forget about chinese virus, yellow fever is going to get me first
Jace Sanchez
Same! Solitude is safetitude. 7o
Oliver Wright
Jews aren't aliens and your LARP is too cringe to even read fully.
Isaac Cox
Holy fuck you cristcuks are mentally ill. You view literally every event and facet of reality trough the lens of dogma. Being uniquely incapable of coming up with things on your own or using the powers of the mind that humans were blessed with to decide things rationally. The Preist shits and you zealots CONSUME it without a moment's breath or hesitation.
Cool it dweeb. He asked a simple question and you couldn't just give a straightforward answer in a calm, cogent manner. Get that autism in check before you ever consider opening that fat yap of yours again, k corn pop?
Camden Wood
There are rumors flying around the aliens are indeed demanding the resignation of key global political and business officials (names people are familiar with), and are demanding development of specific energy and health technologies. We had tracked several rouge attacks on the UFO fleet from our list of global black budget project sites, but the UFO fleet has either deterred or destroyed all their units
So jews are such shitty organisms that aliens have to intervene.
And if they were real they'd have never let the world become what it is.
Good larp, faggot.
Jason James
Mentally retarded hands typed this post.
Even christcuk propaganda declared demons were made invisible by the human eye unless the person takes certain drugs or undergoes meditation. The fact that these beings are material and do not dwell on the astral plane primarlly prevents them from being demons.
Jonathan Brown
disgusting
Jace White
why does this image fuck with my brain?
Julian Kelly
the UFO fleet flies in several formation types we've observed, such as a hexagon, a cube, an octagon, and yes, a cross, perhaps some sort of universal sign, although for all we know, this could be coincidental
I mean... we haven't the slightest fucking clue how FTL commo would work. some sort of astral projection makes about as much sense as anything else.
Ryder Hall
Less than 20% of human beings! are Christian, (and in the past, that percentage was even smaller). Why the fuck would anyone one logically believe then that aliens would follow that faith.
Thomas Wright
post sheath
Jace Young
Logic doesn't matter when you're schizophrenic!
Henry Fisher
>we haven't the slightest fucking clue how FTL commo would work.
That just gravity manipulation via the creation of exotic electromagnetic energy fields. Very few beings can actually teleport matter with sprit alone.
