/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2258

>300

>Americans get $2000 USD

fuck Fagdeau

Hey do I see some Chinks over there?

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again with this

oh my god its over there are twenty cures

Unironically just a flu, bro.

CCP shills are finding alternative ways to avoid the tianan men pasta.

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Last night when I went to sleep I was overwhelmed with a feeling that this can't be real, what we're about to go through, the hard times that are coming.

Today sometimes I felt hopeful for Brazil. That maybe this will be a turning point for the country, that all the chaos and deaths will finally turn us into a nation with a sense of collectiveness, people that think about the common good.

But then I think of my parents and brothers, all of them have cronic diseases fr birth and will surely perish if infected. I think of how long this will last and I can't even be there to protect them, that the only way to protect is to stay away, do errands for food and medicine and drop it off there. The thought that they might not make it is soul crushing. I can't imagine not being able to say goodbye to my old man, giving him one last hug. In those moments I go through everything again, think of their routine and what I must do to ensure they'll stay inside, isolated.

Shitposting here is fun, but if you have elderly you love, focus your energy, your frustration, your anger, whatever you're feeling, focus on protecting them. In one or two years you'll sit with your pa again and shitpost irl, drink a beer, talk about football.

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0%. No one is gonna deploy troops while there is a massively infectious disease out there.

I DO! GET THOSE CHINKS OUTTA HERE!

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nice t-bux here in quarantine
youtube.com/watch?v=i5F55p6ACxs

I hope this ends soon, I didn't ask for a happening and my family has many old people which I care about

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Post countries without Corona!

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Do normies already know about /ourgirl/?

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Will you accept the vaccine microchip?

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user are you a fucking retard by chance?

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I just found out the new girl that likes me at work is jewish. She wants me to come over this weekend to help her set up her work-from-home station, she says she'll make us dinner.

What should i do corona bros? Im lonely but i have principles

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OH FUCK IT GOT GREENLAND AND MADAGASCAR

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>the virus is a nothingburger, it has already peaked in South Kore-

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20 years from now they'll find some prepper innawoods somewhere still self isolating, having to be convinced there's no more corona. like those japanese soldiers in the seventies.

Pretty much all mayors and governors had agreed on a curfew for the weekend ending on Tuesday, just now the president said "that's too extreme" and lifted all the curfews.
We're doomed.
Too add to this, a mayor said "I'd rather go to jail than to lift the curfew" so there's that.

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this is again like 1929 anons?

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That had to be fake. I'd just land on top of them and be like, you should have moved faggots. They can try to sue me lol

no I havent filed my taxes yet...

kill yourself instead

El Salvador closed their borders before they had a case

ok chang

Madagascar..?

Anybody done the numbers on what percent of the world's population is under lockdown now?

>implying they will even get those to Eastern Europe before I die of old age.

They are literally doubling the deficit, user.

I'm praying for you and yours, user.

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
FROM BATS COOKED FAST AS LIGHTNING
IT IS MERELY A LITTLE BIT FRIGHTNING
THANK TRUMP FOR EXPERT TIMING

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Not true. City mayors across multiple states are already planning to use the military to aid those infected

>Italy
Prime to be flooded by even more rapefugees to replace the dead.
Seriously are rapefugees dying from corona-chan at all? Hell they may have the cure and this was a long time coming

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Can't have brown countries be spared from this virus, can we now?

Did you know that to fight against the coronavirus AT ALL is racist?
Did you know that filthy Americans made this virus and pinned it on China well before November by sending CIA agents in a sports event and personally spreading it by having anal sex with Wuhan athletes?
Did you know that Orange Man Trump is responsible for the virus by eating Jewish prepared bats in Washington?

Please stop bullying China. This is NOT. OKAY.

- Papa Xi

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First case confirmed in Nicaragua, a 40 year old man who traveled from Panama.

couple of decades at least

More like 1918.
We will live through a Great Depression and then we will see the rise of right wing fascist governments. Then, WWIII around 2030

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>not being SINless and running the shadows

what is 300 going to pay for in a multi-month quarantine?

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calm down man. the virus isn't even that bad. when everyone calms down it'll go back to normal in a few weeks

>not wanting a Hebrew temptress beguiling you with her kosher ways

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AN EMPLOYEE AT USF TESTED POSITIVE
>AN EMPLOYEE AT USF TESTED POSITIVE
AN EMPLOYEE AT USF TESTED POSITIVE
>AN EMPLOYEE AT USF TESTED POSITIVE
AN EMPLOYEE AT USF TESTED POSITIVE
>AN EMPLOYEE AT USF TESTED POSITIVE
tampabay.com/news/health/2020/03/18/usf-staffer-with-coronavirus-had-contact-with-13-students-several-others/?utm_content=@TB_Tmes&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social

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Illegal post in violation of united states law RCW 9A.36.060, this is against Yas Forums terms of use.

app.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=9A.36.060

OH FUCK NOT OUR DOGGOS ;___;

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imagine even considering dating a fucking jew, stop now before your sad lonely ass gets even more lovestruck and you have 3 goldberg nickel picking kids

uuhhhh.... Spend time with her? Duh!

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nowadays it's hard for me to NOT fap to a daemonic and/or horrific version of Corona-chan.

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Cuernavaca

Is the other state in central mexico everyone forgets about

you are in a tropical state so I would worry about the propagation the least there, so understandable

I am pretty much fucked since central mexico is pretty much asia tier in population density

F

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Anime is normie so yes. She's pretty much synonymous with the virus if you frequent any social website. Thots already cosplaying as her for those neetbux.

Must have gotten a new batch of tests

Based

I don't understand how they can just lift the curfew. It doesn't matter what country it is, the retarded majority needs to be forced to stay at home. Just today I saw heaps of people (30-50) drinking and eating at a restaurant together, and they were very close to each other, no masks, no nothing.

5.56x45?

These have transmission problems.

gass yourself fucking chink

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I threw up a bunch of chocolate twice in two days and now my uvula is swollen and the back of my throat is itchy? I've also had high blood pressure since I am a fat who eats too much chocolate. Am I going to die?

Spanish Flu happened DURING the war idiot and soldiers coming home helped spread it

Lol yeah?

I mean real normies. Like my mother or yours.

To the filthy town of Wuhan rode a virus one fine day
Hardly cared about the chinkchongs, they didn't have too much to say
They were mindless drones, consumers, overpopulated fucks
And the virus had decided to empty out their blocks
EMPTY OUT THEIR BLOCKS

It was only after 2 weeks that the virus showed it's form
In the stupid, filthy chinkoids that had eaten up bat manure
None one dared to ask the question, "WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EAT BATS?!"
Then the virus there among them made it's way into their guts
WAY INTO THEIR GUTS

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South Korea has enough tests available. This is actual growth in infected numbers. Same could be seen in Singapore.

>56,000 tested
>only 2,600 detected
>only 100 dead
Unironically impressed so far. It's either gonna hit us hard or fizzle out at this rate.

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...

Yes, but not to corona-chan.

The war was already going on for 4 years bud.
Using troops to help out isnt the same as a war.

oddly specific size plywood you got there

If the Democrats prevail we won't get our Trumpbux.

>cuernavaca

if you live in a rural place, you are safe, if you live in one turistica town you are pretty fucked

go to the rancho and get guns

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Lmao archived that one quick as shit. Guess they don't like news and corona status updates here?

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It doesn't matter if it's in an image
>#secondwave
China is done for lads

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Have you tried more chocolate?

Fuck off chink. What a waste of numbers...

that's political suicide.

>let's deny money in a pandemic with people locked at home

my dog is microchipped with the exact same information. the government doesn't track my dog.

Oh shit can't wait for next revolution I'm in anons

>There's a chance the waifu personification of a virus will end up in future history books.

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MAD MAX world when?? Soon i hope

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at least life will be interesting i guess

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>#secondwave

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What is Japan's secret? I would have expected them to be in Italy tier shit right now, but they are doing even better than korea, without putting a fraction of the work in.

it will be a travesty if it dosent

>this ride hasn't even started.
>THIS
>RIDE
youtube.com/watch?v=tymWpEU8wpM

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In the UK almost every university decided on shutting down a week ago. This was back before Boris touted his retarded "herd immunity" shit. Luckily a lot of people who have power here seem to be willing to use it so we stay safe. Obviously dont know about the low tier wagies but my mum and dad now both work from home (which is both good and bad for their mental health).

what should my bug out bag have?

I had a sore throat, runny nose and now my chest is kinda tight, im 34 year old boomer but athletic with high lung function (can swim length of pool underwater) im afraid I have shared it with my 65 year old parents.

they better fucking do it

oh heavens no, not d00bs

if theres anyone left to write them, sure

more beds and masks

It's getting pretty bad

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I was actually sitting there thinking "wow, I can't believe the government is actually doing something" and here comes duque and says "nah y'all good".
Worst thing about this is, that he's lifting them, because he didn't impose them. So he's losing protagonism.

I live in a rural place more or less close to the highway to the capital but my mom sells food and my dad does uber

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yaay

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Brazil is a mess. We're gonna be hit HARD.

Doing the same Britain is doing but with the addition of not testing due to muh olympics.

>The pandemic started in Asia
Imagine my shock

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ALL IS WELL PREASE BUY OLYMPICS 2020 TICKET AND HAVE BABY PREASE JAPAN STRONK

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3/4s of Japan self isolated voluntarily for years before corona

It's just a flu and their government isn't falling to panic media created

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Happeningfags forever BTFO just by the fact that the happening real but is in fact gay and boring as fuck

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A-anons, I'm in Merida. We have 8 cases confirmed... But my boomer retired father works for UBER as a hobby.
H-how fucked am I?

Oh, listen, you can hear the siren of an ambulance. Again. At 3 in the morning. It gets louder and louder as it comes closer, then it slowly fades away in the distance. Right when you start thinking it's gone, it gets substituted by the sound of another ambulance getting closer. It keeps happening at any hour of the day and at any hour of the night, over and over again. All you can do is hope that they pass by as usual, without ever stopping near where you live.

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It's true. The aircraft ended landing in Quito. Those retarded thought the airplane was full of people, but his mission is flew back to Spain with those Spanish citizen stranded in Ecuador.

Secret of what? They have an insanely high death rate for a rich country

Does anyone know why this virus is hitting developed countries the hardest? Third world infections have been relatively low

uh oh

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>/cvg/ chads staying in old threads until they get pushed off page 10
>easily hitting 400-500 posts
>virgin /ptg/ threads barely getting 30 posts over 300 bump limit

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Posting this everywhere, please take heed-

I've said this before and it got a thread 404d so I'll say it again, I'll scream from the rooftops if I have to;
This isn't the deadly round, the virus isn't inherently deadly, it's the long term effects of catching a very intense viral pneumonia 1-2 times a year. The death count is low ATM because this is a slow killer.
Over time, this virus will cause irreparable lung damage, and before you have time to recover, you catch it again and fall down a slope of diminished returns, eventually leading to a "miners lung" scenario where vast swaths of the population have 40% and lower functionality of their lungs, making them inherently susceptible to dying from simple things like colds.
It kills the elderly and infirm because they already have diminished lung capacity, after 3 or 4 years of catching different mutations of COVID-19 it will begin killing the young as well, because even youth can't replenish lung tissue fast enough to keep up with this.

Very

Get urself a bunch of alcohol to spray around the house like it was holy water

My fucking roommate is a living meme:
>It's just a flu bro
>Masks don't work
>I don't understand why everything is shutting down, Trump is so stupid
>People really shouldn't be calling it the Chinese Virus

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>thinking ground troops will ever be important in war again
Boots on ground are needed to hold a place, sure, but that's not how war is waged anymore. It's cyber attacks, psyops, disease, famine, internal strife. War is no longer battles. Sure the bullshit in the middle east has some troops, but a real war between real countries will never see boots on ground troop to troop fighting again.

why is Italy so hard? Is It really the TB from immigrants?

repost dumbass

Media can only milk a below average flu season for so long.

very, but that's a good thing

i guess you can only contact trace up to a point. unless you hook up some sort of AI, using social media and phone gps movement.

Oh, the Happening has just begun

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kek

good stuff

anymore songs that have been recorded?

She is using you Goyim. Jewish girls use Goyim for sex until they are done. Seriously. I once found this out by making a fake social media account and poking the Jewish girl that was trying to flirt with me at work. She got triggered quick and started talkin shit about Goys instantly. That's how I knew that it was really true that ALL Jews, even low-tier ones, are raised to hate Goys.

Oh jesus I did it backwards

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>he hasn't seen a japanese train station as of late
>he thinks japanese would take a day off
they'd rather die than miss work

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You are already dead user just two more weeks and Mexico is over mark my words

Madagascar has not case yet. But it will likely get it, since it's close to the island of Mayotte west of it, and Réunion/Saint-Denis east of it. French travellers from Mayotte/Réuniin might go to Madagascar and potentially infect the natives there.

Is that why Japs are dropping like flies?

>virgin /ptg/ threads barely getting 30 posts over 300 bump limit
Mossad assets don't get paid overtime.

>US State Leaderboard
153 total deaths
23/50 states on the board (CT/MD/MI/MO/PA new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
68 deaths
>NY:
21 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL:
8 deaths
>LA:
7 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA:
4 deaths
>OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MD, MI, MO, NV, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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>boring
We're getting hit by the 1913 Spanish Flu and the Great Depression all at once. This will one for the history books

it'll be even scarier if everthing went quiet, as if everyone died and gov.officials are MIA

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Sore throat and runny nose aren't typically associated with corona. You probably just had a cold, don't freak out.

Your roommate sounds like the usual bot. Give him a nice dose of COVID-19 and he will do a complete 180. Works like clockwork

Tell your dad hes retarded for doing that kind of job.

We don't know how hard it's hitting third world countries. Look at India's numbers, do you really think Ecuador has nearly as many cases as india?
Reminder:
Ecuador 17000000 people
India 1130000000 people

We had the same thing here yesterday. Went for a walk to the pier (the entire city was empty, maybe 20 people in the high street) and heard nothing but sirens the whole way.

Stay strong user, but be prepared for the worst.

It's not easy for any of us. If we are already filled with uncertainties, questions and potential for despair when things are not going to shit, imagine now that they are. Facing death, crises, shortages, that's what'll make us strong men to change this generation.

Good luck, user. Don't lose hope.

>uber
you must have coronita already

cuernavaca is an ideal place to get maizito and beans, start to cultivate your own food.
im pretty fucked..."Chalco" (something like neza)

nothingburgerfags BTFO

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Yes boring, this is going to be everyone sitting in their homes for the next 5 months

East asians had bado longuru

Kung flu too powerfuru!

There''ll be no boots on the ground in WW3, it will be straight to nukes.

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They're probably too busy brrrrrrrrrrrring

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Have a Portugeuse friend, they say that they're pretty much under martial law now, 1 year of imprisoment to anyone who's outside without justification.

Not in California.

Kill yourself.

Its why the CDC has stated the pandemic will last 18+ months.

they probably aren't testing people because of muh olympics

NICARAGUA CONFIRMED

Replied to the wrong post cause I'm fucking retarded. Meant to reply to

have some patience. viruses are analog, old school. they spread by riding coughs, ffs. even exponential growth takes a while to get to the big numbers.

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It's been a rough few weeks /cvg/...ever since I killed those 3,000 chinese guys

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It's called Allergy season. Look outside... you see all that yellow shit on the cars? It's called pollen, and it does all of these things.

t. Pollen induced asthma, itchy eyes, post-nasal drip, coof. Haven't left the house in months so I couldn't have gotten Corona.

Too many chinks, boomers and people who can't stay home. But maybe we're just unlucky to have been hit first.

anyone got the ones past 100?

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>tfw going to make over $100,000 in commissions this year from trumpbux while canadians starve in the streets paying $72/kg for luxury pancake mix
>300 cad is only 200 usd
>trudeau will probably declare an international emergency and take all my money and assets
There is no peak to clown world.

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Probably more testing, countries like Italy, France, Germany being hit earlier, and just much more tourism, so it's easier to spread the virus. Other countries like Brazil, Malaysia, Turkey are starting to heat up now. I expect a lot of new infections there over the next 3 weeks.

Nope, not that far yet.

COPE

Should I just use Turbotax? I've just paid my mom or other people to do them for me up until now, I don't get how this works.

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Say no more senpai.

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Posting this again.

80% are mild cases. Will only get a cold or "mild pneumonia".

Here's what they say about pneumonia

Maybe survivors of community-acquired pneumonia (CAP) should be treated like patients with other common high-risk chronic conditions, suggest researchers from the University of Alberta and Dalhousie University, both in Canada. In their study comparing 6,078 patients with CAP with 29,402 people without CAP, they found the legacy of CAP was a “tremendous burden” for the patient in the long term.

Community-acquired pneumonia increased the risk of death in 10 years by > 50%. Over the study period, 2,858 patients (70 per 1,000 patient-years) with CAP died, vs 9,399 (40 per 1,000 patient-years) control subjects. Moreover, patients with CAP were hospitalized more often, had more emergency department visits, and had a nearly 4-fold absolute increase in subsequent CAP-related events. In fact, the analyses suggested that the survival curves for patients with CAP, compared with control subjects, continue to worsen and accelerate with time.

Many studies have focused on the Medicare population with all-cause 30-day readmission rates of 17%-25%

Just the pneumonia bro

Currently tuned into POCSAG medical pagers here in the UK, I guess it is currently interesting times to listen in. It is completely unencrypted so this is not illegal. Pic related is a sample of the usual stuff but will post anything Corona related

This is done with a Nooelec SDR v4

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Pic related and the average age was 80.
Why are we killing our economy for this?
Why isnt corona-chan depicted as an 80 year old boomer?
>nypost.com/2020/03/18/over-99-of-coronavirus-patients-in-italy-who-died-had-other-illnesses/

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NONONONO GRORIOUS CHINA NEVA LIE
FILTHY WESTERNPIGDOGS

>I don't play video games.
>I don't have any friend.
>I barely talk with my parents or sister.

How the fuck people like me can do in this fucking lockdown?

fuck no

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So basically third world aren't testing as much? Would that mean there reproduction rate is magnitudes higher because they aren't isolating patients and they'll be FUCKED in a few weeks?

How can an Aussie apply for this?

Source?

atentamente: roastie

Damn, humans are crap. Let's hope transhumanism rids us of these shitty bodies.

When will we finally become machines (not in mind, as we are now)?

This was one of my friends as well up until a week ago. He loves being PC and kept getting extremely irate when I explained to people they need to stock up NOW in early feb. Luckily most people listened to me because I had video and image evidence of how serious shit was getting.

Now hes shitting himself with his boyfriend (who wears a binder, and has very weak lungs, so if he gets it and theres no ventilators left, hes dead guaranteed). The absolute defeat in worry in his face when I saw him last (a week ago) and I updated him on the italy situation was so good (but also so bad)

imagine

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F NIGGA

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Just found out I’m not infected but I am HIV positive. Kinda good news/bad news.

Adopt Islam and drive a lorry over a Kindergarten class.

Every depression leads to war.

Why roastie? Because I don't play video games? That doesn't make any sense.

I ___ you friends

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>probably aren't testing people
They are openly not testing people. News are reporting almost 300 people with pneumonia symptoms were denied testing and told that even though they have pneumonia that they should still wait and see how their situation develops.

It's very easy and odds are yours will be free.

Yes but the developing world also tends to be younger so maybe that will even it out a bit

cheers lad

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How many days until a vaccine?

your dog has an owner. it can't get out of the house unless you let it.

k that didnt take long

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Pretty much. Mass graves soon.

>chance
Since /cvg/ was the literal best cesspool of information raising the alarm 23,000 threads ago, it will not only be in the book, it'll be the first sentence of the first chapter.

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>I'd just land on top of them
Now your aircraft is broken and you're surrounded by angry South Americans who feel very strongly about your existence.

Are you dumb enough to think that roasties are going to be posting here in Yas Forums in a coronavirus general?

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If you filed last year's tax you'll get it.

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I know someone who works at the CDC and they said complete lockdown of the US for the next two weeks is the next course of action to flatten the curve.

Reminder that the only way to beat Corona-chan is to cum loads to her

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We were fucked already Corona Chan just come and finished our suffering

Is it bad manners to go to the toilet at 3 AM if you live in an apartment

>Nearly half the COVID-19 victims suffered from at least one of the following conditions: high blood pressure, diabetes or heart disease.
>More than 75% reported high blood pressure, while 35% had diabetes and 33% had heart disease, according to the study.

Yeah the rest of the west has nothing to fear. Especially Americans are healthy athletic gods.

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