/ptg/ President Trump General - Batcoin Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: WE WILL PREVAIL 3/18/19
pic.twitter.com/T6UCyaPRIy
youtu.be/IRNCFxsXMh0
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Nursing CEOs 3/18/20
c-span.org/video/?470490-1/
youtu.be/ZYmDrxjDKMU
youtu.be/_z5gH8k32c4
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/18/20
c-span.org/video/?470459-1/
youtu.be/inl3tMRUH_8
>DefSec Esper on (((FakeNews))) 3/18/20
youtu.be/vYn6RCjC3Kc
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/18/20
youtu.be/DC7OlyY4pLg
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/18/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142658034001
>AgSec Perdue on Dobbs 3/18/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6142706322001/
>AgSec Perdue on FoxNews 3/18/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142553082001
>Trump2020Adviser Harp on FBN 3/18/20
youtu.be/uWv6W7dvOWA
>StateDeptVideo: Iranian Regime's Misinformation Campaign 3/18/20
youtu.be/mPvtGCa8eC4
>WHVideo: WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx: If you feel sick, stay home 3/18/20
youtu.be/htMboJF7pIc
>WHVideo: SG Adams Message to Young People 3/18/20
youtu.be/BUq3XDNCsUc
>WHVideo: Who needs to be tested for Corona-chan? 3/18/20
youtu.be/r5uRwMmh2aU
>WHVideo: NIAIDDir Fauci: What To Do If You Feel Sick 3/18/20
youtu.be/rkmOgvXi_p4
>WHVideo: What should you do if you think you might have Corona-chan? 3/18/20
youtu.be/Hgc38ozxm3Y
>TrumpAd: Trump: Presumptive 2020 Republican Nominee 3/17/20
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MAGA

PURE COINCIDENCE

i didn't get a SINGLE (You) last thread

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>299

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Where the FUCK are my Trumpbux?

Try harder user I believe in you.

MAGA

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Could the Trumpbux be extended to Canada if we promise to buy American crap?

>248907695
here you go

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>give out Trumpbux indiscriminately
>run up the debt irresponsibly

Now, what’s wrong with giving out loans with small interest rates? They pay back the money we give them, AND they pay interest. They get to borrow some money, we get paid interest and our money returns to our coffers.

Why don’t you guys just take out some loans? They can be for way more than $1000. It’ll be with a low interest rate and you can pay it back over years if you want.
The Democrats are right on this one.

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Shills are getting scared again

Means-tested income! Niggers first in line!

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>twitter.com/WHO/status/1217043229427761152
Friendly reminder that the Chinese Government and every Globalist Bureaucrat of the UN and the WHO are personally responsible for every death related to the Corona Virus

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ALRIGHT WERE GONNA HAVE TO FIND OUT WHOSE INFECTED WITH THE CHINK BUG

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>He doesn't know how to get (You)s

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Looking after the base & fuck white ppl. Yes that's the rats we know & hate.

That really only works for businesses. People have almost nothing to put up for collateral for personal loans.

I DEMAND A GOVERMENT "STIMULUS PACKAGE" THAT PROVIDES EVERY NEED WITH A CUTE BOY LIKE WEBM RELATED SO WE CAN MAKE WHITE BABIES

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WAKEY WAKEY DRUMPFKINS, IT'S UNCLE JOE!

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WHERE IS MY TRUMP BUX YOU ORANGE BITCH

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>shitposting with currency
We're hitting the singularity aren't we? Memes are metaphysical now.

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WAIT WAIT WAIT
If I worked at shartmart, does this mean I’m eligible for trumpbucks? Or worked at Amazon in 2018?

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>EVERY NEED
whoops
>NEET

Here, you dropped these.

(((((((((((())))))))))))

>could leaves somehow get some of those sweet Blimpfbux

Only if you retards agree to invest in making better beer

usury should be punishable by death

Nancy killed it
means tested
that means only taxpayers of certain brackets and niggers

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So we see you're broke unemployed and homeless, here's a nice low interest loan.

I unironically love rare coins, might be the one hobby I have is collecting then.

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Fuck you fren, we're quarantined and you killed the only entertainment

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Hopefully the UN will be disbanded after the US removes the gibs, WHO are simply another propaganda arm of NWO & they over played their hand & spilled their spaghetti.

SOME BIG TIDDIE GRANDMA TOOK IT ALL AWAY

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i can do something with her eggs.

If the bill passes, probably.

Left so delusional, Pelosi could step down in shame and getting hauled off to jail and they'd praise her as a master strategist who is days away from getting Trump impeached

A numismatist

what is this timeline? wtf is going on? am I taking crazy pills?

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I wasn't here for the last thread. I'm here for you now, user.

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I WANT MY MOTHER FUCKING TRUMP BUX RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

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>now
Always.

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>worked
>leaving the house at all
unbelievably gay and unbased

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I had no idea goblins fed on eggs.

Because that tax money is what you paid into the system.
Now, you are saying that people can't have any of that money despite the government being the ones shutting down employment. It's not the government's money.

IDK NIGGA VOTE REPUBLICAN

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it deserved it

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Here's another, user.

it's costing her

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Coronachan's a thot!

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MAKE
AMERICA
THICCER
THAN
EVER
BEFORE

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CALL J G WENTWORTH!

Gibs more salt!

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ME 2 I WANT MY MONKEY BUX!!!!!!!!!!!

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He should veto this shit

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damn its just like wmds again
he knew and did nothing ut cit the cdc
this is his iraq and one day you guys will lie and say you never supported him
Along with his failures with Paul Ryan on immigration the wignats wont show up and neither will the center
November? its over...

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Pelosi and Schumer are great at fucking their own shit up.

Woops

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We can defer payments until they’re employed.
We have to make them loans so we can pay down our debt (and make interest).

>Wut, ME AX?

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The WHO is ran by a literal Ethiopian nigger.

Broke people can't pay back loans. Which makes me wonder what the point is beyond attempted debt slavery.

OP is leaving. New baker needed.

She's just getting less and less lewd these days.
I just want to look at her big fucking tits, guys.

Makes sense not to send a check to warren buffet
Smart

Welcome to the new timeline.
Get in we are going for a ride.

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Real talk

Why would she oppose? What political gain does she make from this statement?

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>ID
>BUx

GIVE ME MY FUCKING TRUMP BUX

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The virus came at a perfect time for this shit, eh.

yea just give us Montreal

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ORANGE PLAN BAD

i want trump to distrubute lolis and catgirls (boys) that are retard gorilla nigger thicc like make my fucking chocolate malt look like water thicc

ive been telling liberals for years how filthy rich pelosi is. they wouldn't listen. now maybe they'll finally see through the "dems care about working people" bullshit

>people bust their ass working and making a living
>government swoops and takes their share
>national crisis happens and people need extra cash because lay offs
>pelosi doesn't want this and wants to loan the money back instead
Yeah, I'm sure this won't backfire and redpill a bunch of normalfags and independents in any way.

>we closed your business
>now take a loan from us to make up for it
>don't forget to pay the interest, goy
kill yourself, unironically

Drumpf bad

...

I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapse? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only midweek. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

She's banking on the UBI program failing (which is pretty likely), worsening the economy, and then she wins over fiscal moderates and conservatives who are affected by the recession.

I have a dented Japanese can of mackerel dated best before last year, not sure if I should go for it or not but these are desperate time and I don't want to let Trumbf's order to be a hikineet down

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I hate congresscoons so darn much. I know one of them has tested positive for wu flu. Let 99.9% of them suffer from it.

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yeah but her base is turning on Dems

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So you do see the point.
They needed another plantation for their progressives

You mean you don't want a big tiddy goth gf?

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Thanks for baking byebye

for next OP

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She's fully embraced Trump Derangement Syndrome. She's full ORANGE MAN BAD and, as such, is putty in the president's hands.

She's on the chicom dole. See also Diane Feinstein and her chink driver spy she had for 20 years and Barbara Boxer. California is the launching pad for the take over of the North American continent by chicoms, in their dreams.

What an adorable little shitposter.
Fuck the eastern part of Canada. They can keep it and instead give us British Columbia and Yukon. Way more valuable and not inhabited by Frenchmen.

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Nothing to gain.
Every thing to lose.

>people bust their ass at work
>government swoops and takes their share
>national crisis happens people need extra cash because lay offs
>jews want to loan the money back

this is major normie red pill material here
i hope it is talked about

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It's only for 70 days, but it's still bullshit

I FUCKING TOLD YOU LOLIIS (goth lolis are allowed) AND CATGIRLS (boys) NOW GOD DAMNIT OR I'M WITH HER

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It's always either China, a bat or a pig. When do we wage war on these creatures?

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>but her base is turning on Dems
>some pajjet check mark as proof

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yu are the truest of frens

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fucking veto that shit

>this kills the stormfag

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yeah and..so who was involved making the design ?

>swn make me eat all the eggs

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>>government swoops and takes their share
most ppl 70k and below dont pay fed taxes
this was the Mitt Romney 53%deal

i got it

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This is considered white in America.

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Ought to be "Xinnie the Flu".

11:00AM Members of the Coronavirus Task Force hold a press briefing

12:15PM THE PRESIDENT receives his intelligence briefing

1:50PM THE PRESIDENT departs the White House en route to Federal Emergency Management Agency Headquarters

1:55PM THE PRESIDENT arrives at the Federal Emergency Management Agency Headquarters

2:00PM THE PRESIDENT participates in a video teleconference with Governors on partnership to prepare, mitigate, and respond to COVID-19

3:20PM THE PRESIDENT departs Federal Emergency Management Agency Headquarters en route to the White House

3:25PM THE PRESIDENT arrives at the White House

>POTUS heading to FEMA bunker
PANIC

Honestly, fucking that is worth a minor cough for a week.

simple
they've been living high on the hog because of our benevolence and that has come to an end
no war needed, just let them die by their own devices
of use napalm we already know bug pokemon are weak to fire

>he didn't buy 50 gallons of milk
never gonna make it

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How do we know Pelosi blocking our NEETbux?

Don't forget the birds, ratz, skeeters and ticks.

Goshiku Rori

frens foreber

How does Trump manage to come out on top every single time?

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If Orange Cheeto wasn't in league with ZOG he would tax the kikes and give it back to the plebs in such times of crisis.

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