Brit/pol/ - newfags are terrified of me edition

>Coronavirus: UK Schools to close from Friday
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>Police and immigration officials would be able to place people in "appropriate isolation facilities" under plans.
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>Slag stash DO NOT STEAL
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just scanning in for attendance

I am based.

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>the CFR is still almost 3x what the (((WHO))) says it is, even with the bullshit numbers from SK, Japan, Iran and China

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its a mild flu u spastic

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You mean to tell me that you did all of this online, without ever seeing her?
Very bizarre; was it twitter or instagram?

im a top boy like sully but lighter

paki scum

this

knew you loved it really
KEK

also memes aside i went in for treatment today and pretty much got shrugged at when asked if i should be doing anything different cus of this flu going around, how fucked am i?

the CFR is close to 30% if you ignore all of the fake data. that puts it on par with MERS. it's as contagious as measles too. we're all fucked.

Rosemary Lisa Wolfe Gotto.

Roseeeeeeeee

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Carl, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the cricket team, and starter on my football team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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mate its a mild flu fuck off you sheltered dweeb

you're so desperate

>also memes aside i went in for treatment today and pretty much got shrugged at when asked if i should be doing anything different cus of this flu going around, how fucked am i?
Your immune system is probably fine.

>Scotland Yard Dept MI6
Wut? The police are under the Home Office while MI6 is under the auspices of the Foreign Office.

I don't see why I'm such a laughing stock desu

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shit b8

Not if it can be cured with widely available malaria tablets.

No soul eyes.

yeah but he's not very bright so what'd you expect?

you have a flip phone, you need someone to at least give a small shit about you
>Chemotherapy is the cancer treatment most likely to weaken the immune system
newfag

you can't cure a virus. those tablets will make you go blind even if they do "work".

Neocon user was trolling? Right...?

Schools are closed Friday, going to have to homeschool my kid for a while. What do? Apart from make him watch "the greatest story never told" and "empire of dust"

>you need someone
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I thought anyone who is at risk will be contacted directly by the 23rd of this month.

I'll still think you'll be fine personally, people have probably had it and not realised it, it's the second infection thing that people are getting mental about.

teach him to be wary of pakis

>sends his kids to zog school
Too late

Yes, and James Bond isn't real.

fu

post the other one (he sister i think)

fuck if i know
>brit/pol/ tripfags themesong
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yeah, that's true, if they're not fussed then i shouldn't really be either i guess

why are you so intimidated by g-funk and my brutal honesty?

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>Labour MP with HIV tests positive for COVID-19
Is he a bug chaser or something?

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Just love your child user, spend some time bonding with them, maybe in the woods or something. Give them good memories. Don't spend your life showing yourself to be a hateful man. If the family loves its children, the children will love the family.

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the rhythm is the bass though?
kinda miss the /chavgirls/ posting desu, this is cleaning my pallete

get fucked, that's not her cutesy sister with short hair

He's dead is what he is.

>you did all of this online, without ever seeing her?
of course, im in Australia...
I thought maybe after a year or so we'd be close, and at that point i could fly over and meet.

maybe i should have flow over during the brexit campaigning and got involved. Become someone she would admire in the same way i admire her. It would have been a far better way to get to know each other.
But maybe i ruined the only chance i had.
not sure if she'll ever speak to me again :'(

twitter of course.
i despise insta.

but you've never even had a ka grape drink in your life though?

what is brit/pol/'s opinion on the current push for UBI?

I personally would love me some boriscoin to spend at my local white owned businesses

Why is this image encouraging me to invade iran?

>ka grape
That's what gave him cancer.

It’ll probably be gay, as most all things turn out to be

yeah good but only for ethnically britsh people

as if my stomach wasn't fucked enough
sounds pretty spastic tbqhwy

>free money
I foresee no problems whatsoever.

saw an user post about this earlier
my flatemate says the raf are stockpiling food and prepping for lockdown imminently, and mate know the met are doing something similar
whats the situ

Do you remember the summer of 2007? The delicate dahlia flowers and ramsons in the hedges. Swimming in the benevolent river, it was so gentle and warm. We were so young, and every second in your company was like a dream. Every second without you was agony, every year was death.
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schizo

hearing shit like this from my friends now too, even normies
wtf is going to happen

Any britlads seen some weird vehicles out on the roads? Went for a midnight mackies yesterday and all of the roads were filled with high-vis lorries with what looked like incinerators on the backs of them.

Corporations already get free money

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>Yesterday, Chancellor of the Exchequer Rishi Sunak announced that mortgage lenders are to offer three-month mortgage holidays, in a bid to help homeowners to manage during the coronavirus pandemic.
what about rentcucks?

back in i go

>what is brit/pol/'s opinion on the current push for UBI?
an orwellian disaster waiting to happen.
what do you think is going to happen when 99% of the population become welfare bums, and a tiny minority of tech elites own the entire means of production, manufacturing distribution etc with their AI workforce.

How long until they get sick of the "useless eaters" and turn off the welfare, and cull BILLIONS.
their automated defenses would take care of any attempt of disarmed cucks trying to raid their warehouses etc