/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2257

>IF NOT THEN YOU GO IN QUARANTINE.
COOF COOF

México 118

remember

disregard chinks

do not shop at chink businesses

the way to victory is to cripple them economically

Mexico is now 118, no deaths yet

I wish you were wrong

it already happened, you accepted it willingly, even paid for it and you never even noticed

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Someone post the Winnie the flu movie poster

these are the rookiest numbers ive ever seen. I bet Paddock Tarrant and Brevik could beat chink flu if they teamed up

Entire Canada is a chink business, tho.

You are right. This will be over in 2 weeks. Many (((epidemiologists))) will be hanged over this. Fucking over hyped flu.

just wow though

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Nah, Ontario is mad as fuck at China. Only Chinks have some real estate in Vancouver. Fuck them as well.

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Is it true burgers aren't even going to get their Trumpbucks?

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>not spreading very fast

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chinese deserve death for the plague they unleashed on the world and the lies they told

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That's when the riots actually start

>10 days behind Spain
Close fucking Metro and every state, only trucks allow.

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How is America going to recover economically after this?

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Ya the jews freaked out and demanded americans get (((,loans))) with interest instead of ubi

CHINA IS THE MOST POWERFUL NATION IN THE WORLD ZERO NEW CASES

>be American

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99% HAD SEVERE PREEXITING CONDITIONS AND THE AVERAGE AGE WAS 80
LMMFFAAAOOO
Someone change corona-chan to an old sick boomer

>nypost.com/2020/03/18/over-99-of-coronavirus-patients-in-italy-who-died-had-other-illnesses/

God speed user and good luck

>cure developed
>shit death rate
>curve flattening
Confirmed nothingburger

Thank you Israel, very cool.

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China please.

>trump calls the virus the kung flu
>suddenly Wuhan has no more cases
lol

Yeah I've been thinking about this recently. Even have google pay set up on my android phone. All they need to do now is start rejecting other forms of payment outside of smartphone payment methods and bam, we have the mark of the beast.

our country doesn't even have adequite virus tests available. if you wanna pee pee poo poo already, just wait till people DO start testing.

i'm all for it. short the market, watch it burn. everyone kill each other.

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Eating politicians to survive

Young people are still on intubators

This is a fake virus created by George Soros and Bill Gates to implement their worldwide dictatorship. It's just a flu.

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>i am an incompetent shart who cant even close his borders before there is already a coofer in every single state of the union.
>its chinas fault.
You are being angry at the straw that broke the camels back

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OK

ever since $LINK crashed and burned a few weeks ago, a random nigger spammed nico-chan all over /cvg/ as if celebrating!

congrats, bro.
stinkie linkies confirmed goners after a few more months

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When I meet people like you, I will torture them slowly in the post apocalypse
Not joking
In Minecraft
Relax and sleep well
In Minecraft

>every single thread now has someone showing symptoms
not like this...

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We won't. We'll need to let China and Russia invade you guys.

China lie on SARS too!

It is not. This will be far worse than 2008, probably worse than 1929. We going hyper inflation

FRENS

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Oh really? I didn't think it would happen to begin with, but if it's confirmed not happening we can expect feral nogs to start causing problems

rookie numbers

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You are spamming this for at atleast two days, with no awal

All Americans will be required to set up an onlyfans

Reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. There are more cases showing up every day because we are now actually testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

Imagine my shock

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That sounds really neat, have any pics to share of your setup as a visual reference for other anons?

Also, how long do you leave it in the sanitizing box to kill off all the bugs?

Noted thanks fella

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>cure developed
Yes goy pump yourself full of malaria drugs and start blood letting too I heard that works from too. Donate to the researchers.

Not sure if bait or genuine stupidity

Real doc here need some medfag help.

Looking for a medfag that is already comfortable with CPTR procedures: we fount that Gerontosol 45%vol in massive dosage (around 700ml/h) are lowering the Ar.dS. below 0.6ppm/cm3 threshold.
That is a good news but not all patients react in that way, as much as 62% of cases the PPC and LCC are much higher (over 750Mpl) and Listramine concentrations are as low as 0.77hpt in globuline samples.

Someone told me (I don't remember who, pathology or neurology fag, I really don't remember) that if CRT modulations are stable at 75MHz with only moderate overscan, the patient could go through VHS therapy without much tape demagnetization happening. Good news as TxRx levels of RS-232 receptors can be as high as 3200baud without loosing much signals from the patient.

These are very promising hopes but the pharmacological aspect need to be investigated further, Aperolit-15 in a mixture of citric acid and C2H5OH is promising but Drancolene-B levels skyrocketed in 20 minutes or so: not manageable. A pharma cocktail is needed to mitigate this aspect, someone suggested Margaril or Mariblodol but no proper dosage is know.

My patient (41, female) was hard infibulated last night and treated with 35ml/h of Lactosfenil IV to stabilize her situation but no improvements whatsoever, symptoms are high fever (39°C), low LZ-Peptides levels, HVSC not present at all. Torax Rx shows pneumolytes all around and bad bad sub-alveolar cystites on the lower pulmonary zone. Never ever seen something like this before.

Solutions? Suggestions?

Yeah. No. Cell phones don't meet the requirements.

it's okay user, if you're from tarapaca, o'higgins or coquimbo, you should be fine

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NOT YOUNG HEALTHY PEOPLE
LMFFAOOO

seems like it. And it's stupid, because it makes more sense to give the money to neets who have actually been following the social distancing rules.

What are the symptoms

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I went to the grocery store today, how fucked am I? I washed my hands, used hand sanitizer, washed my clothes, and took a shower afterwards.

You cant quarantine me, government man!

awal what?