/ptg/ President Trump General - Brrrrr Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>TrumpTweet: WE WILL PREVAIL 3/18/19
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Nursing CEOs 3/18/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/18/20
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>DefSec Esper on (((FakeNews))) 3/18/20
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/18/20
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>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/18/20
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>AgSec Perdue on Dobbs 3/18/20
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>AgSec Perdue on FoxNews 3/18/20
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>Trump2020Adviser Harp on FBN 3/18/20
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>StateDeptVideo: Iranian Regime's Misinformation Campaign 3/18/20
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>WHVideo: WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx: If you feel sick, stay home 3/18/20
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>WHVideo: SG Adams Message to Young People 3/18/20
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>WHVideo: Who needs to be tested for Corona-chan? 3/18/20
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>WHVideo: NIAIDDir Fauci: What To Do If You Feel Sick 3/18/20
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>WHVideo: What should you do if you think you might have Corona-chan? 3/18/20
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>TrumpAd: Trump: Presumptive 2020 Republican Nominee 3/17/20
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MAGA

slow bakers should be shot on sight.

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MAGA

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YFW Israel puppets prevent neetbux

did you vote yet?

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>eat a fistful of Cheeze Itz party mix
>the combination of cheese, pretzel, wheat enters my mouth
>realize it all taste like shit combined together in my mouth
>enjoy each individual salted treat individually now
So this is the power of nationalism.

WORST BAKER

>Trump proposes trumpbux
>everyone backs him up
>pelosi blocks him as usual
>now everybody's against pelosi and with Trump
Reminder that Trump's been playing regular 2D chess the entire time, because any further dimension is unnecessary.

god i had one ready to go whatever thanks baker

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Completely and utterly retarded, I wish the worthless people would just be killed.

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MAGA

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The guild is aware of this.

>been getting less lewd over time
Bitch I'm not here to look at your eyes.

Almost every virus uses a dsRNA replication stage (not the virus genome, one of the steps in the creation of the virus). DRACO targets this replication stage and shuts down the cells (that will already be exploding from the virus) before more copies are made. No more copies means that once your blood captures any viruses remaining, you're cured.
The US industry is still based on fighting WW2 and Vietnam.
>check this list of cured viruses, look at the variety of genome types, Corona is curable, right now, with technology that is already almost a decade old.
riderinstitute.org/discovery/
For the cost of a few million, this shit could be in everyone's hands in a few weeks.

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I hope this is real

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I'm not worstie, this is a pinch.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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That bitch is so ugly

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ravioli ravioli please don't lewd the dragon loli

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>VERY EXCITING TRUMP FDA RALLY TOMORROW

Corona Virus cured

Happening cancelled

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Flat earthers and titlets BTFO

>twitter.com/WHO/status/1217043229427761152
Friendly reminder that the Chinese Government and every Globalist Bureaucrat of the UN and the WHO are personally responsible for every death related to the Corona Virus

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Oh yeah, you don't make long dsRNA chains. Ever, unless your cells have been hijacked.

>id fucksguys
LOL FAGGOT!

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So what happened with the Trumpbux? Will there be cash infusions at all?

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Someone start a #PELOSIGIVETRUMPBUXSNOW
Trending.

I regret not knowing how to buy the dip.

>it's a Blimpf/Yang bread
>they worked together to come up w/ Blimpfbux

*WHO* COULD HAVE SEEN THIS FUCKING COMING, /ptg/?!?!?!?!?

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Former Governor Jeb Bush practicing social distancing with his granddaughter

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bah dead thread
>is common in criminal enterprises and espionage as well as concerned parties
and small businesses and individuals, dont spread FUD
ssl.comodo.com/ssl-certificate-comparison
they forgot to set it as intermediate cert, since it's "not recognized as a root CA on all platforms"
serverfault.com/questions/656558/the-certificate-is-not-trusted-because-the-issuer-certificate-is-unknown-error
>like other things in the OP
name one

damn he knew years in advance did nothing
this along with the immigration failures the Ann Coulter has talked about with probably cost him Nov
He should start thinking and do less tweeting

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>you now remember the time when people tried to meme Greg Gutfield and they pretended his show is good

what the fuck was wrong with you

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BEHOLD: THE WORK OF THE JEWS

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since ptg said the dip was at 21k and now we are at 18k you should buy at 15k

Dude, Just Keep the Dollar Strong and Manufacturing Will Magically Come Back and Other Cool Stories
by Awoobaker
it's not

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this woman is too old and too ugly to be on tik tok

I hope that all the liberals catch the coronavirus and die of COVID-19.

Front page of tomorrow's New York Times

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Pelosi killed it and now everyone is against her.

lel

Trump has mastefully outplayed the media again. Every time I think he's about to drop the ball, I find out days later that he's two steps ahead of me.

The media thinks they are cornering the administration into living up to the promise of Trumpbux. I dont think they realize yet that it puts the libs in a position where they want so badly to stop this from becoming a positive and wont be able to.

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Pelosi blocked it and now even the demoshits hate her!

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>it didn't come from China, it came from Bats; it is a bat virus. it doesn't speak chinese
based subtle racism

Never thought of it that way, desu.

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not coming back

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Can somebody turn Bail Organa into Joe Scarborough and Padme into Mika for future joeposting

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/gregheads/ unite

>they forgot to set it as intermediate cert, since it's "not recognized as a root CA on all platforms"
Ah, I wasn't overly familiar with the whole thing and rarely if ever had such warnings on any site.

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kys fast there's no time to lose user

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Yeah, butt fuck you, Obama Admin saw a cure for every virus and walked past it.
Fuck you.
Fuck you seriously I hope you're dead by the end of the year fuck you.

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t. john pedosta

wow GOP want ppl to die incited of giving them help as usual
see you in nov

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it was literally just one guy who I'm pretty sure was genuinely Greg's intern
Greg has been good since red eye

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It was only ever gonna go to niggers anyway. Once again the best outcome rises to the top.

Actually Republican Pres have a history of dumping cash to the public, in emergency situations.

Let's talk a bit more about PANIC. When the pressure is on- you must remain calm enough to act rationally and keep the higher reasoning areas of your brain functional. When we panic we make mistakes. We lose sight of the big picture and forget about the future because the fight or flight response takes over and our brains are trying to keep us alive in the present. There's a healthy level of tension that you want to maintain without giving in to panic and allowing yourself make rash thoughtless actions. That's not to say that we should behave as though there is no danger- these are dangerous times.

By now you've seen a typical panic reaction at your local grocery store. People bought all the toilet paper, medicine, fresh meat, cleaning supplies, and milk. This is far from ideal. We've got to look further than one week into the future. Imagine if things got really bad and there was no water or electricity. Imagine if you had to evacuate and leave your house. When you look farther ahead than just one week- you see the need for big bottles of water, foods that don't need water to prepare, and things like blankets and extra socks. Imagine that you are low on food or you can't risk making a campfire- in those cases you can just go hungry or eat only a small amount. You can live a lot longer without food than you can without water. So buy extra water, keep your vehicles in good working order and full of gasoline, and have a bug-out bag all ready in case you need to leave in a hurry.

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Maybe he's the hero we need, kill a bunch of shitty politicians.

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democrat coup when?

Do you know what "universal" means? Let's try something more complicated: "no means testing". The latter is what Pelosi is blocking.

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Remeber it was the WHO and China who are responsible for this shit

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>Yeah, butt fuck you
lol wha? nah

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Tsk that’s a based Ben garrison. You migafags can stay.

At least we get a swift death of the establishment members of the Democrat party.

Based garrison

Fire pelosi right now

This was a terrible idea

wew shills are mad af lmao

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They're going to let this fester globally for a little while longer. Then there will be a particularly heavy series of newly formulated spraying...can't say more. Godspeed everyone.

Nancy said no to NEET bux
twitterverse is at her door with pitch forks
she single-handedly lost the House for Dems with this stunt

>no Coronavirus
What?

>remember when this guy posted this?

Posted by John Titor on 03-09-2001 07:52 AM
____________________________________________________________

I think the day when animals are born, raised on a farm, slaughtered within 15 to 50 miles of that farm, and sold in the area, is just about OVER. This outbreak is, in my opinion, the swan song for local farming. I can hear the very large lady warbling in the background…

If, the virus was released because of the bombing of Iraq in Feb., then there is ONE more Country that remains to be punished. The US. If the UK was an act of agraterrorism, then what hell awaits the US?

Of course, please keep in my, this is pure speculation…there is no hard data in to support this theory…YET.
____________________________________________________________

Greetings everyone. I do plan to get to the questions soon. I have been quite busy lately so I apologize for being a bit slow.

In my travels over your web, I came across this section of a speculative news article. I would urge you all to take a good hard look at this idea and consider the possibility that it is true. And…..no, I did not make this up nor am I trying to tell you something in a left-handed way.

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Trump managed to completely turn this virus thing against him around

How does he do it, lads?

She should never have been allowed back into the House when she got JEFFERSONED during that "racism case" she tried to pull.

This They lied, people are dying, I call upon the closing of the UN and WHO

Greg is love
Greg is great

Also I want Timpfs tight little ass to sit on my mouth.

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>it’s probably based on 2018 tax returns
>tfw your guaranteed to get trumpbucks

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stop lying, you obama faggots love a dick in the ass, it's your fucking trademark.
you can't help yourselves, you even call it brave.
bet you mush the turds between crackers too, right? I mean if you're gonna put shit in your pee hole, eating it can't be nearly as dangerous?

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there was a run on liquor stores in vegas last night since casinos and bars are shut down. fuckin glad i stocked up already. a sober vegas would be interesting

>first it was AOC vs big titty grandma
>then it was commie bernouts vs biden niggers
>now it's back to progressives vs elites
god damn the democrat party is crashing with no survivors
yes yes please keep infighting ahahahahahahah
this makes my benis the big benis

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seems legit enough, but i understand the concern
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She said “No” only because Trump proposed it

>chinks have been planning this for 2 years

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Do Americans really...?

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time travel and Kek's blessing

Trump isn't playing by the rules.

republicans take the house and keep the senate and white house in november. thank you nancy

dow goes to 40k

Honestly, that's a pretty tasteful way to reuse the building. They could've punched out all the art, beams and windows and it sprayed it with lgbt bullshit, but it still looks like the building.

whats the source to this Pelosi story? All I see is some random non-profit made the claim. She's a corrupt piece of shit who would do something like this but I'd like to see some evidence it actually occurred. Time to browse hours of CSPAN archives I suppose

And that’s a good thing

>Republican Pres have a history of dumping cash to the public in emergencies

Who else besides Bush Jr. did it? Reagan? Nixon? I'm genuinely interested to find out...even Kang Nigger opted for a payroll tax deduction instead of gibs in the form of a quick check

>faggots love a dick in the ass,
you like if they rich though right?

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This year has been amazing. Trump/Yang alliance to crush the dems. Reagan landslide almost certain in the greatest & fastest economic collapse ever. Honestly this is great

dow 40k
400 EVs
Trump 40,000

>meme

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You mean to tell me she's not an adult midget?

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>Pelosi saves us from trillions in gibs while simultaneously burning her party to cinders

Why is she so stupid. You can't gin up a national crisis and try to slow walk it back part way through. You just put millions out of their jobs, Trump offered a hand, and you slapped it away. This whole boondoggle is forever your fault now.

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Because of his opponents' inability to stop opposing him in any and all situations.

Pic related, pelosi after getting BTFO so hard she turned into a fiddle.

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Too late. Even if she didn’t say it, she hasn’t made a statement fast enough denying it.

also
>all white
>one woman
>she's in sales

FUCK off by one

lol

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KYS immediately.

Dress like shit?
Yes they do

I'm Coyote Peterson, and this... is calling the janny a nigger.

I'm here on the boards of Yas Forums at Yas Forums.org, where a vicious beast called "the janitor" lurks in the shadows. His diet consists of hot pockets, and he spends most of his time jerking off to blacked on his anime body pillow which is why he leaves chuck threads up. But with a little dedication, I think we can lure him out, to see his fables sting. Also known as a "ban", the janitors sting can hurt for up to 3 days on average, but in rare cases, have had residual effects for a lifetime. Oh... I think I see one. Yeah that's it. Over there in his mom's basement. Do you see it? Oh wow, what a big fella. Look at the fat rolls on his abdomen. While most would call him disgusting, you have to admire mother nature and what she's created here. Alright now that the janitor is here, we'll bait him into giving us his dreadful sting.

Kids, don't try this at home.

Janny... you're a nigger.

AHHHH
AUUUUGHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF
gaaaaaaaaaaaaah
It's like an intense burning through my entire ip address
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhh
You can see it turn black around the border of the ban screen
ooooooowwwwwww
aaahhhhh

That's it for us here on Brave Wilderness

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>How does he do it, lads?
When Tesla died the FBI raided his labs and gave the research to a prominent MIT professor, name of Fred Trump. Sometime in the future, Barron figures out what it all means.

To anyone who is having their lives thrown out of whack by the Hong Kong fluy would you say all of the chinks plus 1 dying would make it even for you?

what the fuck

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Mista, that was really dangerous!

>Where the Bernie bros at

Why are they so quiet?

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obama sent americans about 15 dollars more a week, which dems said OMG THIS REALLY HELPS PEOPLE

then when trump gave a tax cut, they said OMG THIS IS JUST PEANUTS

lmao

Link?

>say kung-flu again, I dare you
>say kung-flu one more time mother fucker!
based Trump.

You’re appreciated either way, my friend, was just taking the mick.

sensible lol.

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She did it to spit in the face of Bernie voters because she knows they'll cost them the election.

I like it if you're dead tho. Honestly, bring on your choking on your fucking mucus, cause keeping your aids patients alive is keeping CA from buidling a high speed rail you faggots keep telling us you need, and it's making a massive pool of likely mutation points for every disease on earth.
And you call catching a fucking deadly virus brave too.
So let's get brave, motherfucker. Die. On your mucus, suffocate in your fucking bed.

Don't look away, you earned this.

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saved thanks toothpaste bro

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Why do they think this is UBI?

What are you talking about? Did she kill Trumpbux or something?

Reminder that Amerimutts got tricked into giving away their country to get miscegenated out of existance without receiving anything of value in exchange.

>Italy has more deaths than China
Has anyone spilled more Spaghetti than the eyetalians?

>bombing of Iraq in Feb
we didn't invade until march 2003 or are you talking about the bombings in the 90s? and no i haven't read titor in years

Pure projection Pelosi fucked herself bigtime.
Or maybe it was somebody else who did the raping.

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Evidently they want even less.

I think the Democrats are being very responsible with their thinking.

why don’t you just take out a small loan at a reasonable interest rate?

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>just one guy
OH NO NO NO NO

He is a very handsome man

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How many investors self euthanised in the last week?

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probably why Trump proposed it
he knows they always go against anything he proposes
even if it is one of their own policies

>cause keeping your aids patients alive is keeping CA from buidling a high speed rail
im not gay and live in MN so.....
take your seethe med schizo

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Yes

>OPTIMISM BAD

- t. shill

>nbcbayarea.com/news/local/nancy-pelosi-visits-san-franciscos-chinatown/2240247/
Nancy Pelosi Visits San Francisco’s Chinatown Amid Coronavirus Concerns
>theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/27/chinatown-san-francisco-coronavirus-fears-empty-district
'Please visit Chinatown': coronavirus fears empty San Francisco district
Nancy Pelosi is a Chinese/WHO/UN Agent trying to kill Americans by all means available

>he didn't buy the dip
Have fun staying poor

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8128777/President-Trump-signs-multi-billion-dollar-emergency-coronavirus-relief-bill.html

UPDATED: 21:08 EDT, 18 March 2020

BREAKING: President Trump signs multi-billion dollar emergency coronavirus relief bill into law

- "Trump signed into law the multi-billion dollar bill on Wednesday evening, after it passed in the senate"

- "The signing of the bipartisan bill came Wednesday evening, just hours after it passed in the Senate. "

- "The $105 billion bill provides safety-net programs for Americans affected by COVID-19, including paid sick and family leave. "

- "The legislation also provides free testing for highly-contagious virus, which has infected more than 7800 Americans. "

- "The Democratic-controlled House of Representatives passed the package by an overwhelming bipartisan margin on Saturday. The exact cost has not been tallied, but the congressional Joint Committee on Taxation estimates that the sick leave and family leave provisions alone would cost $105 billion."

>- "Lawmakers are simultaneously trying to craft another emergency package that could cost $1.3 trillion - far more than the mammoth recession-fighting packages that Congress passed in 2008 and 2009."

> - "That package could include two rounds of direct payments to Americans, totaling $250 billion each, according to a Treasury Department proposal."

>- "Trump suggested on Tuesday these checks could amount to up to $1,000 each. Payments would be tiered based on income and family size."

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well memed, fellow white

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GOTTA KEEP YOUR GAINS DURING QUARANTINE FOOL

Apparently the rest of the world is desperate for dollars (and our shitty T-bills lol), and the global economy is approaching a deflationary crisis where they don't have enough dollars to pay their debts.
Then this pandemic hit which is inducing a demand shock everywhere...
So Trump could start giving us all TrumpBux™ for the foreseeable future, and the main issue wouldn't be inflation but still deflation

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Fuck you Al, you should have been thrown out of that airplane, them taking a picture should have been the evidence we sent to Mossad that we're done with you faggots.

>even if it is one of their own policies
Half his policies are their fucking policies. It’s what makes his Presidency so damn hilarious.

>let America burn because they wouldnt let Obama spend even more money after doubling the debt

>talking about the bombings in the 90s
lol Clinton and bush boomed them in the 90s let me guess you got a F in history

Italians invented spaghetti spilling. The first instance of spaghetti spilling is recorded to have taken place during Rome's kingdom days.

what a fucking cunt, buying a whole shelf of milk. id grab a couple and put them back while getting yelled at and probably videotaped

Based and chekd

brrrrrrrrrr
low numbers compared to how many will do it after the coming weekend

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DON'T YOU
FORGET ABOUT NEETS
DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T
DON'T YOU
FORGET ABOUT NEETS
WHEN WE LAZE ON BY
WILL YOU FILL MY BANK

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Funny math...

Because they're absolute brainlets that need MSM to tell them what to think.

These are the necessities- clothing, matches/lighters, blankets/sleeping bags, food that doesn't need to be cooked, water, and backpacks. You might argue that you need a lot more than this to stay alive- but you don't. There are some things here that are missing and some things that require a larger explanation. Clothes- not too many! One change of clothes and extra socks are sufficient. Staying warm is the most important part of staying alive. If you've got dry clothes, a blanket, and a tarp- then you can stay alive even in a freezing rainstorm outside. Matches- if you don't know how to build a fire then now's the time to learn. Food- lightweight and calorie dense is your goal. Granola, chocolate, nuts. Canned goods are great when at you're home but they are TOO HEAVY to carry if you are on foot. Cellphones- absolutely essential- unless the phone network goes down. Also, be sure to remove the battery if you want to preserve the charge for long periods or if you want to avoid electronic tracking.

No doubt many serious preppers are furious with me by now because I haven't mentioned guns yet. I agree that a rifle is your best tool in some situations but if you're a lefty and you've never held a gun before then maybe now isn't the time to get one. Panicked people do stupid things. Also, there's a psychological aspect to consider. A lot of people have never ventured outside of the comfort zone and when things get weird and seem hopeless- they can get very depressed. Some people don't worry about having a gun around because they might harm others- they worry because they might harm themselves. Consider having something like pepper spray instead.

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>dat wall

My country is, literally, whiter than yours, "nigga."

jake the snek on aew right now

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HALP

What are the requirements for TrumpBux???

EXAMPLE: I am not getting laid off but am I still eligible for TrumpBux?

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uh, dudes?...

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Robinhood.
Td ameritrade
E trade
Sign up with any broker and call them for advice

Seems like Eugene is taking this Chinese virus thing a bit personally.

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over a barrel refers to rape, right?

Oh. Well we can try something else then.

>maximum thicc
That's where you're wrong kiddo. We're gonna make America thicc again.

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well i thought titor was supposed to be a time traveler so it wouldn't really help his case if he was talking about the past

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THIS IS GONNA KILL JEWS! FUCK YEAH! CORONA CHAN FOR THE SUFFOCATION OF MOSSAD!
Everyone do everything you can to coof on your local Corporation faggot.

Why do I keep expecting her to show her tits?

>oy vey take out a loan goyim

Shouldn't he be like, working?

It's so rapid though & the value is still there that the turnaround to SOKO levels means all except CCP Wops will be OK, Italy may have to be nuked from orbit

>being this retarded

Maybe because he's infected with it? He's Kung flu fighting.

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>My country is, literally, whiter than yours, "nigga."

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stop posting my wife
t. not chad or that other druggie

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Thanks

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>helicopter rides except the pilots are the communists
This is my worst nightmare

How fast is that printer priting right now, I wonder.
If you had an industrial printer, printing sheets of us$100, how fast would it have to go to phsycally be used for what the government is injecting?

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Apparently Trumpbux are kill.

Based mom ensuring her son's GOMAD.

>EXAMPLE: I am not getting laid off
yet

imagine not having at least 300 rounds of eacj caliber at one time

we're proposing

Cutting foreign aid and using those funds to help the American taxpayer.

Might as well nuke entire western europe if chloroquine doesn't turn out to be the miracle cure

Recent word is Pelosi cancelled trumpbux.

this guy needs to be locked in a mental ward

trumpbux were canceled by Mitch
good night

bruh like stop eating bats it's not that hard

Eugene lost his residency years ago and now exists as a twitter shill.

He holds all 9 Holy Corpse parts

how fast do you want it to go

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Get an Acorns account. Drop a band in.

ok coronamemers

Damn I didn't know Jeb was doing midget porn now!

user there is a point of diminishing returns on thiccness

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let in goblin refugees who do retarded shit like this? unfortunately, yes

>Trump lashes out
>Trump lashes out
>Trump lashes out

I'm getting so tired of this headline. Why can't the media come up with something new?

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>Payments would be tiered based on income and family size
FUCK

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it's nothing, ignore it

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I see ofuckyes

Because you're a pervert.

Yes. Yes it does.

Well, optimism before a historic market crash is... very costly for people who buy in to the optimism.

>imagine not having a stockpile of grease guns and 1911s
You don't need a large variety of bullet if you buy smarter

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Milk reservoir!
Can you elucidate that point about deflation? I don't follow.

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based and valentinepilled
92% approval when?

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you fuckers of social media better get on this, this is a kilshot

They better not spray shit, I was hoping only the chinese would be stupid enough to rape their own ecosystem.

bullshit. they're still negotiating the exact amount

Isn't it always better to reach that point?

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LOOK AT THEM MILKERS

That's not fast enough!!!

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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If you make less, you get more.

Just because it was proposed by Trump? If Obamanigger did this they would all be worshiping him at his feet.

>Would you trade the lives of tens of thousands of boomers in exchange for the death of the democrap party?
This time line is perfect. I can't handle all this winning

AAAAAAAAAA

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No gonna lie, I hope trump sens me a check with his face on it.

Ah yes! The famed nation of Mexico.

>jaw drops
>eyes pop out of head
>tongue rolls out
>HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
>AWOOGA AWOOGA!
>EE-AW EE-AW!
>BOIOIOING!
>picks up jaw
>fixes eyes
>rolls up tongue
>buries face in ass
>BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB
>WHOA MAMA

Based mom, I wash I was her son.

for bankers

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The man was born president.

>when she wants to be on top and you die of suffocation but she still finishes

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Don't need a cure, simply need treatments. No cure for cancer but ppl get treated & recover. And the only ppl that are at risk are the elderly & ppl with underlying conditions. The flu is accepted to kill 20-30,80k ppl in the US , even double that. The only thing that concerns the system is dealing with them. And SOKO with no shutting down at all has contained the virus, that is due to discipline. You could have restaurants & anything else open if ppl did not immediately flock to them because of no controls. Shops are still open & have ppl gathering in far larger groups. A complete over reaction.

Trump: no means testing, universal handout
Nany Pelosi: demands means-tested handout, niggers preferred

TrumpBux are kill for now.

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this makes sense due to trump fumbling more than the iraq invasion

I never thought I'd see the day everyone is so happily clamoring for welfare.
They act like the economy wasn't just needlessly turned off by the same people

Imagine being retarded enough to bet for a democrat to win in 2020

>chipping people
FUG

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FASTER1!!!!1 THE BAR IS STILL RED!!!!!1!! MOVE IT PEOPLE, MOVE IT ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

I seriously don’t understand why she won’t show her tits ever.

Yes. We store our milk on jugs, not bags.

OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

Americans plus hoarding food plus staying at home plus no gyms open means this country is gonna get even more fucking fat

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The checks we will all receive will be billions of dollars. Trump will mock this pathetic world.

That’s a poor bet

He no longer has permission to practice medicine.

>bill gates not getting check baddddddddd

Wow... but betting markets are just people with more money than sense, gambling with their money.

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>the article says it, that's good enough for me
picture me with my hands around your throat , you crying for me to stop, me smiling while your life drains from you

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She’s got some good knockers. She needs to show them off. I often have fantasies about fucking her in the ass

really makes you think

user I can only get so hard

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Only for two weeks til their hoard runs out and they are too afraid to hit the store