/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2255 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Grasping at thinner and thinner straws

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Why the fuck have we not declared war on china yet? It's so blatantly obvious that this is a biological attack.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,894 (3,237) ► International 137,846 (5,707): Italy 35,713 (2,978) Iran 17,361 (1,135) Spain 14,769 (638) Germany 12,327 (28) US 9,269 (151) France 9,134 (264) S. Korea 8,413 (84) Switzerland 3,115 (33) UK 2,626 (104) Netherlands 2,051 (58) Austria 1,646 (4) Norway 1,590 (6) Belgium 1,486 (14) Sweden 1,301 (10) Denmark 1,057 (4) Japan 899 (29) Malaysia 790 (2) Canada 727 (9) D. Princess 712 (7) Portugal 642 (2) Australia 596 (6) Brazil 509 (4) Greece 418 (5) Ireland 366 (2) Pakistan 307 (2) Poland 287 (5) Slovenia 286 (1) Bahrain 255 (1) Indonesia 227 (19) Thailand 212 (1) Egypt 210 (6) Luxembourg 203 (2) Philippines 202 (17) H. Kong 193 (4) Turkey 191 (2) India 169 (3) Ecuador 168 (3) Iraq 164 (12) S. Marino 140 (14) Lebanon 133 (4) Panama 109 (1) Taiwan 100 (1) Argentina 97 (2) Bulgaria 92 (2) Algeria 75 (7) C. Rica 69 (1) Albania 59 (2) Hungary 58 (1) Morocco 54 (2) Moldova 36 (1) Dom. Rep. 34 (2) Azerbaijan 34 (1) Martinique 23 (1) B. Faso 20 (1) Ukraine 16 (2) Jamaica 15 (1) Bangladesh 14 (1) Cuba 10 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Sudan 2 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Cze. Rep. 522 Qatar 452 Israel 433 Finland 359 Singapore 313 Romania 260 Estonia 258 Iceland 250 S. Arabia 238 Chile 238 Russia 147 Peru 145 Kuwait 142 S. Africa 116 UAE 113 Armenia 110 Slovakia 105 Mexico 93 Colombia 93 Croatia 89 Serbia 89 Uruguay 79 Vietnam 76 Latvia 71 Brunei 68 Cyprus 58 Faeroes 58 Jordan 56 Andorra 53 Belarus 51 S. Lanka 51 Malta 48 Palestine 44 Macedonia 43 Oman 39 Bosnia 39 Georgia 38 Cambodia 37 Senegal 36 Kazakhstan 36 Venezuela 36 Lithuania 34 Tunisia 29 Liechtenstein 28 Guadeloupe 27 Afghanistan 22 N. Zealand 20 Uzbekistan 18 Macao 17 Cameroon 13 Maldives 13 Bolivia 12 Reunion 12 Fr. Guiana 11 Paraguay 11 Rwanda 11… Total 174/251

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>less than 10 000 deaths

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You wish.
China is done for. they are not coming back from this.

they're trying to tell me something

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Hey guys. I have a little bit of homework and id like to ask my good friends on /cvg a quick question.

Will pornhub be a top 30 most visited website by april 1st 2020?

Yes or No

It is 37 right now.

Thank you in advance.

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day 7 of quarantine. the coughing stopped. i have not gotten any sunlight for the past week. the skin on my hand took on a translucent, reptilian texture. my boss hired another intern. he asked me for my progress so far, i told him the same thing i did last week. he said thanks

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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nice point
Also the fatality rate...
Much much less than 4% it's more like 0.8% and that is a very liberal estamate.

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It'll be red tomorrow morning.
Country/economy is imploding longterm.

Things are doubling around every 3 days atm
This has been consistent for a while
The tidal wave is about to hit

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>Wuhan still completely down
tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic

>incoherent nonsense
I wish, man, I wish.

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So, my mom friends that came back from New York a few days ago is now showing symptoms and is in quarantine.
I did all the prep for nothing FUUUUUUUUCK

[CHART UPGRADED]

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Worst part about the Kung flu is that they probably are going to postpone the release of the last nge movie.

youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4

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sure, chinks are playing niggerball to show all is "fine"

It won’t regain the lost point for 2-3 years at least, assuming the worst is over
(It’s not)

There's no proff it's a biological attack, and if it was, it could just as well be planted by someone else

Because even if it was a bioweapon, it bit them in the ass pretty badly.

Here is what will happen next:
The (((wallstreet))) money flowing into the party member's pockets is completely dependant on keeping the world buying cheap stuff made in China.
This in turn is the only thing keeping the red dynasty, called the CCP, alive.
But now the money has dried up.
The red emperor and his eunuchs have nothing but the deepest disdain for the lower casts. They don't care the least for dead slave workers.
So, next the CCP cronies will try to force the slaves back into the factories, without payment or food. At gunpoint if needed.
But it will not help them. The peasants are afraid, they are starving and will cut off their heads.
China is looking at another 100 years of warlords and destruction.
Any ambitions the CCP had for world domination are as dead as the bat in their soup.

BRAZIL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Anyone got kino list?

I saw this on Yas Forums:,

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>biological attack.
By non state actors though
Pic related

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>218629 infected
>8940 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Please tell me I can survive with this. My family is fucking retarded and hasn't prepped at all aside from some cheap quality face mask and few latex gloves that mom stole from the hospital she's working in.

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>yfw normies lose their minds from isolation

WHEN IS JIM GONNA FUCKING STREAM??? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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El Salvador
>locks down the whole country before shit hits the fan

we
>Whole country lockdown for two weeks and quarantine with mandated masks after first cases showed up

Congolombia
>is putting a massive quarantine only on people older than 70 and shut down schools, concerts and bars very early on

Will spics inherit the earth?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ce_qptMgwrI
Fuck. Portugal just declared a state of emergency today. A very similar speech to Trump's, talking about fighting a war and defeating an "invisible enemy". What the fuck is going on guys? Are the schizos right? Is there some sort of shadow war going on right now?

didn't trump do this but then the stock market proceeded to break the fucking bottom?

>China is done for. they are not coming back from this.
Literally watch the video, they're fine schitz.

Italy's only at 35000 still? How long has it been at 35000? 4 or 5 days?

Iran has lost a Nuke and it could be anywhere in the world by now.

virus is real bu hospitals are also prepping for radiation issues and burns

>Over 1000 deaths in 24 hours

I can't believe it's finally a real happening after hundreds of fake happenings

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he got hit by the second wave

KEK I DISAVOW YOUR CHAOS. STOP THE HAPPENINGS YOU EGYPTIAN FAGGOT. I WAS ONLY IN IT FOR THE SCHADENFREUDE I DONT WANT YOUR CHAOS IN MY OWN STATE AND I DONT WANT TO DIE OF CHINK AIDS FUCK YOU KEK.

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Based chilebro.

ah yes cant wait for the brazilian +50% to severity mutation

Is it truuuuuuuuuuue
That the virus fucks your lungs and balls even you're 20 y/o?
Should you even worry if you're not a boomer?

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Low energy larp you britbong

Why are we shutting everything down?
For the sake of boomers?
I lose my job, my school cancels the semester, my gym closes, and pic related (the biggest outdoor party in Canada) gets cancelled BC a bunch of boomers will die?
The same boomers that sold us out to the globalhomo agenda, who have all the wealth, own most houses, and eat up pensions and welfare?
Why. Tell me one reason why I as a zoomer should give up all this for boomers?

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-10, +5, - 4, +2. Your point?

Who else's stopped caring about any infected/dead numbers except for the ones in your own state/city?

In Louisiana shit our death count (7) is disproportionately high because a fucking old folks home got infected and a bunch of 80-year old boomers croked.

Sweet cherries bro

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - less than 10 cases - shit is under control;
Light Orange - more than 10 cases - it can still be controlled;
Dark Orange - more than 100 cases - why didn't you control it?
Red - 1.000 or more cases - you're fucked;
Dark Red - 10.000 or more cases - may The Lord help us all!

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 35.713 cases - 2.978 FATALITIES / 42,5% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 17.361 cases - 1.135 FATALITIES / 16,6% MR;
>Spain, 14.746 cases - 638 FATALITIES / 37,1% MR;
Germany, 12.327 cases - 26 FATALITIES / 19,8% MR;
>France, 9.134 cases - 264 FATALITIES / 95,7% MR;
United States, 8.601 cases - 133 FATALITIES / 64,6% MR;
>South Korea, 8.413 cases - 84 FATALITIES / 5,2% MR;
Switzerland, 3.028 cases - 33 FATALITIES / 89,2% MR;
>United Kingdom, 2.626 cases - 104 FATALITIES / 61,5% MR;
The Netherlands, 2.051 cases - 58 FATALITIES / 96,7% MR;
>Japan, 1.611 cases - 36 FATALITIES / 5,1% MR;
Belgium, 1.486 cases - 14 FATALITIES / 31,1% MR;
>Norway, 1.479 cases - 4 FATALITIES / 80% MR;
Austria, 1.471cases - 3 FATALITIES / 25% MR;
>Sweden, 1.196 cases - 8 FATALITIES / 88,9% MR;
Denmark, 1.091 cases - 6 FATALITIES / 80% MR;
>Malaysia, 790 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 3,2% MR;
Canada, 662 cases - 9 FATALITIES / 42,9% MR;
>PORTUGAL, 642 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 40% MR;
Australia, 568 cases - 6 FATALITIES / 18,2% MR;
>...
Brazil, 372 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 75% MR;
>Galiza, 341 cases - 4 FATALITIES / 57,1% MR;

148 infected countries.

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CARNIVAL WAS CRAZY, MAN!

>Men are both dying and being affected by this significantly more than women
Guess what? We make it through this and we all get gfs due to men being in short supply.

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>tfw ruralite so eventual quarantine means I won’t be locked in a cage like an animal
feels good desu

Mion is best girl.

Is not anyone else of being the impress with how Xi took care of the virus?

Spics will never raise again because ya'll hate other spics.

See: Aztecs

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Yes. Corona-chan is after you balls.

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Deaths by Corona on a map.

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hello /x/ how to make a corona-chan tulpa?

The virus will be cured on April 1st.

Reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. There are more cases showing up every day because we are now actually testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

why did everyone lose interest in the us iran war happening? 300 people got blown out of the sky

>Just the flu take your meds kek china already back to normal

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how the fuck is this possible?
surely at some point you'd think that's not worth it anymore and just find someplace else to shop from

>CZ 522
aaargh

We're all dead bros

Only 20k infected in a day? See talk about a nuffin booger

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Was she worth it?

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Read this

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Usually around 7 days, you're most infectious in the first 3. If you first showed symptoms 5 days ago you possibly caught it anywhere up to 3 weeks ago.
It's over when you aren't showing symptoms.

I might have had it over the last week. Dry cough and sore throat most of the last week. Occasional headaches but no fever or other symptoms. Just a mild cough remains as of today but very sporadic. Work in a pub in northern england so what can you do.

We're on pace to breach 500 in three days time

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Inconclusive. Some chinese people got some lower lung capacity after they recovered, but it's too early to know if that happens to everybody or if it's permanent in any way.

>April 1st
>Just a prank bro, everyone come out of lockdown there is no virus.

Have patience friend, a good world war takes its time.

Best believe in clown worlds, you're living in one. Honk Honk.

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guys guys if this kills 40 yr olds and 50 yr olds they'll stop stealing prime pussy

Sure, I'll just send a nuke in your general direction and fake my own retardation.

You can't just excuse countries from their own incompetency, that way you make yourself an easy target. China MUST pay, and if they dont, then this is just the first pandemic of it's kind as many other countries will have their own OOPSIES.

As far as I am concerned, China has benefited from this massively. Western countries will be way more wrecked from this, because of the reluctance to decree draconian measures.

Well fuck.

One of my RN buddies found out they have 2 confirmed positives (Downtown Los Angeles). He got coofed on when they were intubating one of them and, even though he had a surgical mask on, he's pretty sure that did fuck-all.

Let's get a F in chat. This guy was surprisingly based.

US overtakes Germany when?

Italy overtakes China when?

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CURE FOUND
>CURE FOUND
CURE FOUND
>CURE FOUND
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200317_48/
SCHIZOIDS BTFO SCHIZOIDS BTFO
SCHIZO FUCKS BTFO
HAPPENINGFAGS KILLING THEMSELVES
R I G H T
N O W

I dunno, I'm a fucking nerd so I didn't go to the street parties.

ibtimes.com/nasa-detects-3-asteroids-headed-earth-next-week-2934725

mpg.de/research/comets-cultural-history

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There is always shadow wars going on.

CHINA SHOULD SWING FOR THIS !!!!!!!
GOD DAMN IT McCARTHY WAS RIGHT !!!!

No.

Sure between now and a few days italys death count will plateau right?

I am confused why it hasn't yet hasn't it been two weeks since quarantine?

youtu.be/aqSzh3ceays
You have no choice.

That's a guy isn't it?

wat

This fucking guy has taken on a life of his own, real life Gary posting.
When will he realize it's happening?

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Indeed. Corona-chan wants to make you hers. Coom for her as she cooms for you.

If the corona virus is coming in a month and is going to overwhelm our healthcare system, why are no countries building hospitals ahead of time?

I'm sick of hearing how there's no ventilators or ICU or w.e . why don't they build more?

No one is working

Rebuild is and will always be shit who gives a fuck.

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THEY HAVE CORONA-CHAN, MALARIA, AND DENGUE NOW!!!
>man v. mosquito

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Reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. There are more cases showing up every day because we are now actually testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

>la male nurse
>based
more like anally gaped by bbc

Thats simply pneumonia for you. Yes, even with the optimistic age range 'numbers' there is a decent chance it'll give you some form of (maybe temporary?) organ failure and lung scarring is simply a side effect of pneumonia

Even kids arent really save from it. Optimistic estimate says its 30 times as dangerous to a kid as the common flu is to the average population.

How was Colombia the only country to be smart enough to stick a quarantine exclusively on 70+ year old boomers in order to keep the economy running and stop the medical systems from collapsing?

>>CA:
>17 deaths
where are you getting this, 2 websites ive checked has CA at 13

i agree, this virus is a big ol nothinsausage

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This is going to age well.

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shut up only one happening at a time please, asteroid niggers can fuck off and come back later

no work

Still waiting on that proof

It has been a week and an half and my sense of smell still hasn't come back. Should I start worrying...?

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>benefited
How? Their export dependant economy with no RnD is in shambles. Hunger is spreading and the money CCP is getting hyperinlfated as we speak.
What exactly is the benefit for them?

When is the peak estimated to hit here in Britain? And by peak how many deaths per day? 500? More? ICL projections made it seem like July would be the delayed peak but that model was on old/incomplete data from before March 16th. Since then we have school closures, travel bans and mass events cancelled

If this becomes a seasonal virus, is the human race over?

So.. Will there be rioting and bank runs in the US. Or will all stay calm and let this play out?

Serious question..

latimes.com/projects/california-coronavirus-cases-tracking-outbreak/

reminds me of that hilarious video when shit was getting real of the chinks saying everything is normal pls no worry

Aren’t the bat in Brazil supposed to be what we look out for?

Compilation of death statistics from Italy, sample size 355.

>~2/3 of the dead are men
>Average age ~79,5 years
>% of people with underlying conditions (~99%)
>One underlying condition (25,1%)
>Two underlying conditions (25,6%)
>Three or more underlying conditions (48,5%)
>The most common underlying condition was high blood pressure (71,6%)
>The second most common was diabetes (35,5%)
>The third was heart condition (33,0%)
Death by age category:
>90>: (9,9%)
>80-89: (42,5%)
>70-79: (35,2%)
>60-69: (8,6%)
>50-59: (2.8%)
>40-49: (0.6%)
>30-39: (0.2%)
0.8% of the dead were under the age of 50. This is from another sample size (2003). Five of these were aged between 31 and 39. All of them men with serious underlying conditions.

There doesn't seem to be anything major in the past few days about permanent/long-term damage for recovered people. And with these statistics, I'm feeling a whole lot safer now. What do you guys think?

What should my bug out bag have?

I've stopped giving a fuck about work but the economic fallout from this is probably going to crush any job hunt opportunities so I'm stuck. I guess im happy i won't get laid off. Such a pathetic situation weve put ourselves in

Reminder that if the government models we're good news, they'd be plastered all over the television and not in "not for public release" reports.

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did you have it? share your experience pls

Explain to me how this isn't a nothingburger.

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THE CHINKS PLANNED THIS

>30 times
I meant to write about 3 to 7 times.

But these numbers are most likely optimistic and will change. Maybe coronachan is based though and doesnt kill kids

:-)

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You can't revoke the CHAOS you insisted on.

WE WILL LIVE! WE WILL SURVIVE! EVERYONE HERE WILL LIVE AND SURVIVE!

He's probably one of the nothingburger posters from /ptg/ shitting up these threads.

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>trusting the chinks that say tiananmen square didnt happen

>trusting the mass censorship bugmen

Colombians are smarter than us, we are going to have to deal with that from now on.

The west is throwing EVERY supercomputer they have at finding cures.
NOT China. They aren't even curious.

>kinda icky
>tummy upset
Is this a 7 year old girl shitposting all along?

Checked and sadly this, unironically fitting in a way...

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Get on our level.

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Catchy tune too youtube.com/watch?v=oTysV3EfSyM

>want to watch something outbreak related?
Contagion

>want to watch a kino that has nothing to do with viruses?
Batman v Superman ultimate edition

We took preemptive measures before any other major EU country did (at around 40 cases). Schools and malls have been closed nationwide since last Thursday and the gov't closed the borders to all foreigners on Monday. It'll still be pretty bad imho, just not as bad as Italy or Spain

bros i think im feeling it....

only thing that it shows ,that older people die first you mong

WE WILL LIVE! WE WILL SURVIVE! EVERYONE HERE WILL LIVE AND SURVIVE! WE WILL LIVE! WE WILL SURVIVE! EVERYONE HERE WILL LIVE AND SURVIVE! GOD WILLS IT!

That was last week. Have things improved? Are the panic buyers done? I did my panic buying back in January and haven't been to a store since.

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Brazil is doing just that. My city bought an old, abandoned medical facility and it's gonna be converted in a emergency hospital.

They took a convention center and they are going to put 500 beds for potential Corona patients.

Why isn't YOUR country doing the same, amerinothingburger

Tomorrow
They will never overtake China's real numbers

plz donate to this "economic advisor" :)
buy the dip

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Can you smell perfume or deodorant? Likely congestion due to allergies or a virus, maybe our girl, Corona-chan.

Over 9000 waiting room

WE WILL LIVE! WE WILL SURVIVE! EVERYONE HERE WILL LIVE AND SURVIVE! WE WILL LIVE! WE WILL SURVIVE! EVERYONE HERE WILL LIVE AND SURVIVE! GOD WILLS IT! GOD WILLS IT!

It's going to kill like 0.2% of healthy young men. You're still going to be alone forever.

likelihood on my domestic flight on Friday getting grounded?

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We've always been safe. All these measures are about protecting our parents and grandparents

Meds, take 'em

I knew the coronapocalypse would get me a waifu.

>RELAX IT'S JUST FLU

Beautiful.

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no. with the kids at home and the wife not working I'll have no chance to relax like that.

WE WILL LIVE! WE WILL SURVIVE! EVERYONE HERE WILL LIVE AND SURVIVE!

So this is why he has been low energy this week. Up your game Bill

Surely we can trust the country with mass censorship that say Tiananmen Square never happened!

Surely the chinks are honest!

you are currently being mindbroken by corona-chan

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look, logically there are tens of thousands walking around either completely asymptomatic or with such mild symptoms that it doesn't matter that they have it.

Even knowing that, the moment hospital capacity is reached everyone who needs urgent care can't get it, and that's going to cause so many preventable deaths

niggers

Why is the South Korean death rate at ~1% while the Italian death rate is almost 10%

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he's a twitter addict now

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probably lower age of consent and marriage if everyone dies in their 30s 40s

Work in a pub. 5 days without football and even in this quasi-lockdown state it's strange seeing how reliant people (men) are on sports for purpose

R A R E
A
R
E

Not a chance in hell that niggers don't riot. First city will be in flames within ten days.

Cut my life into pieces

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It was never about the fear of death for younger people. We will be dealing with the economic repercussions of this for decades - that is the fear.

Yup
Half of them have to be his age

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I LITERIALY FEEL LIKE IM IN QUARINTINE RITE NOW

WE WILL LIVE! WE WILL SURVIVE! EVERYONE HERE WILL LIVE AND SURVIVE! GOD WILLS IT! YOU NIGGERS

I don't know, herd mentality or hive mind, probably.

You guys are off the chain.

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ayyyy what yall doin with your Trumpbuxx? I'm buying a fat ass anime tiddy mousepad

WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS VIRUS LEVELS?!

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If it happens, then it happens for a reason. The only proof you need is that it's a chinese bioweapon from the Wuhan Biolab. There's been plenty of proof of that posted regularly.

Look at it like this. If I create a virus that decapitates my right leg, but decapitates both legs on my enemies. Then I have benefited.

wish i could upload the audio webm

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fucking finally
uk.news.yahoo.com/coronavirus-california-prepared-enact-martial-215237916.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9zZWFyY2gueWFob28uY29tL3NlYXJjaD9mcj1tY2FmZWUmdHlwZT1FMjEwVVM5MTA4OEcwJnA9Y2FsaWZvcm5pYStjb3JvbmF2aXJ1cw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAIr9IHz87wT3n6XcAiLIHHRndUiFuEV-CihuOsF3A3nbhhqANcrVXihKIXAQfR2TOS-4FWvIFmUvOXyvWMlShOlWY_m7GVlLH-_ex_wn-RiyMN6MK2YBPNtRSUAqJHvPhi_WeX0Qdl9ITYQaEYXH8D_TVGakc8SqSJpl8SwyJ5zK

You fucking prayed and rolled for this you stupid fuck

If you are 18 and never worked a job in your life will you get a check when the stimulus package kicks in?

prevention vs reaction

Mutt society won't be able to pull off either. We'll make Italy look like rookie numbers.

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(manchildren)

cvg will never recover unlike pretty much everybody that comes down with this mild flu

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if you only knew how bad it really is.

>could really go for some delivery / takeout food
>but even the minimal risk kind of worries me
Gettin' real tired of chef boyardee and beans & rice.
How risky is getting groceries delivered? Just as bad? I'd have to wipe down every fucking item wouldn't I...I know I'm in Houston and things aren't crazy yet but it's gonna get there.

I alternate between being worried and relaxed about this. Somebody posts a breakdown of deaths and it looks like I have a 0.01% chance of dying from this even if infected but then somebody else posts a picture of a 26 year olds lungs full of pneumonia and I get worried again.

Don't really know how to think now desu

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The only nothingsausage around is the one in your pants.

Its not playing why is it not playing

archive.is/gFpGT
Used to be in the OP.

Christ the Redeemer lit up with the flags of the countries facing the pandemic

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Italy has the second oldest population in the world, whereas SK is gaining 150k people a year despite having a fertility rate of 0.9

Based

It's legit a video of people walking around and activity going as normal.
I couldn't cope as hard as you are if I tried.

>2-23 day incubation period
>only so many tests a day
>probably more wide spread to begin with
>Italian are dumb as shit and likely effecting each other like crazy
It will flatten out in a couple days

Incubation period of 14 days

Pure clown world

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Are you me

>If it happens, then it happens for a reason.
no

Roughly by end of april. Only when a significant ammount of the population has aquired immunity the growth changes from exponential to quadratic and then finaly linear.

Can you guys give me some tweets/videos/news articles that shows the people from Florida flocking the beaches during this shit?

> Some 225,000 people in Italy spent the Christmas holidays in bed with flu, the Healh Insitute, Istituto di Sanità (ISS) said on Thursday, meaning the total number of cases has now reached 1,587,000 in total.

The worst-affected parts of Italy are the northern regions of Valle d'Aosta, Lombardy, and Friuli Venezia Giulia, as well as Emilia-Romagna, Marche and Abruzzo in the centre-north, according to according to data from Influnet and FluNews Italia compiled by ISS.

This is why italian numbers are so high

>No USA flag

Fucking dropped

Can't wait for this boomer to be put on a ventilator

WE WILL LIVE! WE WILL SURVIVE! EVERYONE HERE WILL LIVE AND SURVIVE! GOD WILLS IT YOU DUMB NIGGERS

Oh I want there to be mor economic damage in order to increase the chances for radical change. What I've been afraid of all along are the rumours of infertility for men, or permanently reduced lung capacity.

Retard

The 2nd positive test in my entire county of 550,000 people is my dad's coworker. At least he'll get an ICU.

Wait so I have been 4 days lockdown in my house and the fucking burgers are in the fucking beach?

What is the point if the virus will spread in the USA and eventually will reach the rest of the world again?

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>pay walls

fuck the la times.

>cdph.ca.gov/Programs/CID/DCDC/Pages/Immunization/nCoV2019.aspx

>As of March 17, 2020, 6 p.m. Pacific Daylight Time, there are a total of 598 positive cases and 13 deaths in California (including one non-California resident). This total does not include passengers from the Grand Princess cruise ship currently docked in Oakland.

seems overblown desu

it's just a cold so what

cuz it's a png and png's don't play.
is the audio version

fuck your link, mutt

FUCK CHINK

Real doc here need some medfag help.

Looking for an medfag used to Firts Aid Procedure Scheme with a TxRx below 0.6ppm/cm3 together with Casutrenil 20mg/l
Maybe Lymphotropes injections with NaCS infibulations will be helpful but not without Matraxdone 60ml/Kg/Hour.
In the case of sepis with nl EF on formal Echo, I would consider NaCS procedure first and an EF not above 55% after the treatment.

I'm not joking here, my last patient, woman 42, the TxRx was over 0.6ppm/cm3. I can't imagine what could happen without minimum 35cc of Lisetrapil intravenous and without infibulation with NaCS procedures. Early torax Rx results was negative for artromyelisis and neurolactosate reinfections but positive for sub-pulmonar-scattered prozyeme enzymes accumulation. Also hypertiammine receptors tests could be excluded without further investigations due to low to inexistent CTR levels in the globuline.

The procedures regarding the TxRx transigrasis are well understood and were often used with NaCS with or without infibulations, obviously with 75ml of Keraptene B and 35cc of Vexatolin18 every 1/2 hours.

The only thing I need to know if formal Beta-EF blockers are effective with patients with an EZ>=45 and an Ox2

twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1240371160078000128

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MAP THREAD
MAP THREAD

Stop worrying about yourself. You will be fine. Worry about your parents.

sorry guys you are all in my imagination it's my fault for this. My subconcious probably thought it would be entertaining.

kek

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Good. Once you guys are wiped out, there will be nothing standing between us and the European Championship title.

that is pretty catchy

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Haven't seen any so far, waiting for all 4 to watch in one go. Waiting for it since 2007 I think.

What’s the point though? Very short sighted

Tomorrow 17:00 hs
Total lockdown will be implemented in Argentina

yikes

WE WILL LIVE! WE WILL SURVIVE! EVERYONE HERE WILL LIVE AND SURVIVE! FUCK THE CHINKS

You asked for this, you get what you wrought

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www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200317_48/

China: Avigan effective in tackling coronavirus

"China's government researchers say they have found the Japanese-developed anti-flu drug Avigan effective in treating patients infected with the new coronavirus and will promote its use."

"A Chinese firm that has licensed the drug from its Japanese developers got government approval last month to mass-produce the medication."

user, are you okay?
I know you're in lockdown but like, how long has it been since you got some fresh air?

wanna see it?

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standard response from a literal beta-cuck

> a lot of those flags are from non-christian countries that hate christians
> they even repeat the flags

Seasonal flu with a 10% death rate, permanent damage to your guts and R0 possibly higher than 4? Well, it pretty much would change everything, that's for sure.

The twin towers were just buildings mate. Get over it

Why is he cycling between a "compromise stance" and full flat out copefag denial so hard now. Is he one of those people still insane enough to believe, that if he repeats shit long enough the problem (his viewerbase hating him in a few weeks and reputation GONE) will really disappear because the general consensus of his target group is changed.

IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE. Only in your political power games you complete utter waste

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twitter.com/MgOqkzLBRPLCHyN/status/1238764248768991233

any more twitter vid leakers to follow?

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stuff like this makes me realise why the ruling elite looks down on us like cattle

>248897401
>218629 infected
>8940 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction level event won't cause all life on earth to perish

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you have to disable ad-blocker and it'll work.
also
>As of March 17, 2020
weird more deaths since yesterday how can that be

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
WE ALL DO
JUST ENJOY THE RIDE

Tome os seus remédios.

Spain number are a lie
Government just want delay panic.

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GUYS HELP IM DYING

Absolutely fantastic. A guy I know from Florida wonders why they could end up in a full lockdown, thinking everyone respects the 'stay inside' policy. This should be enough to clear him. People like the ones in the video are a danger to the population.

I caught a small fever around the 8th of march (37.5 average with a peak of approx 38 Celsius) ; it went away on its own (with a little help from paracetamol), but my sense of smell is still missing from that time.
I can't smell anything even when my nose is clear... I do occasionally get some "blips on the radar" when I smell something for a second though.
Fortunately, the taste buds on the tongue are still working.

nonsensical response from complete retard
there's no proof anyone intentionally spread it

hahahahahhaha. this will be the greatest us case after the stupid french niggerball player

I think we will be hammered very soon and for weeks. Maybe months
Any benefit from a peak in cases won't be felt immediately due to the struggling system
The Herd is weak and fragile

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So after we all get put into quarantine for 2 months what happens if one fucker is still sick and coughs and starts this whole thing up again...

Depends on how long immunity lasts and how good your resistance is after it fades. Overall, probably not. It will have a couple of good years of stacking up corpses, then fall down to flu-level fatalities as the number of vulnerable people grows very slowly.
It knocks a few years of your life expectancy, but the vast majority of people who die will be past working and child-raising age.
Overall, fertility decline among white women is way more of a concern.

Reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. There are more cases showing up every day because we are now actually testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

Onze getinte medelanders schijnen het ook niet erg nauw te nemen

>We will be dealing with the economic repercussions of this for decades
No user, have faith!
Look how quickly and how much stronger and technologically advanced the economies of the world always came back after such desasters!
I am talking about real countries with a sense of democracy, of course. The commies can get rekt. Fuck them!

just keep up to date of infection in your area/state. The decision to go out is yours and yours alone based on your needs.

Act as if you already have it and act accordingly. This advice is one of the best the MSM is giving out to help the spread.

This dies not bode well

Yas Forums memes when the markets or shitcoins are moving fast are pretty kino desu

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Waiter, how about a couple not-dogs and a few sangria's

Been quarantined for one week, one week go. Can’t wait

Dude its just the flu lol. Havent you heard our president trump say so himself?

It's be fucking panicking if I were in Spain. Their numbers are more scary than Italy.

THIS ISNT THE KIND OF BOOGALOO WE MEANT KEK MAKE IT STOP

sorry here faggot

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The invisible enemy is actually us because Trump is a Zionist puppet.

I haven't seen my mom in about a week, she's 50.
>How long till I can see her again? :(

Man this guys on borrowed time

I was genuinely crying when i heard you guys were hit. Until then I was hoping you somehow would make it until lock down, and after the happening you could have repopulated the earth.

the same but this time hospitals are prepared

delusional

2 months? More like 2 years

>2 months

try 18 months. welcome to our new way of life.

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After an outbreak in China, the coronavirus pandemic has killed thousands and reached nearly every corner of the world, including California.

Scientists say the true number of U.S. cases is probably far above the official tally of positive tests. But here's what we know so far about the statewide spread of the virus that causes COVID-19.

The California totals on this page come from a continuous Times survey of numbers released by the dozens of local health agencies across the state.

The figures published here are ahead of the data periodically released by the state's Department of Public Health. State officials acknowledge that their tallies lag behind the updates posted by local agencies throughout the day. The Times switched to using this method Wednesday, leading to increases over what it had published previously using state data.
California cases continue to climb

The first case was confirmed near the end of January. The total grew slowly at first, then much faster as tests became more widely available.
Cumulative cases by day
0200400600800Mar. 15Mar. 1Feb. 1Feb. 15State increasestesting
Times survey of county and local health departments

More widespread testing led to a surge in California cases in early March. New patients have continued to be confirmed every day since, despite major delays in ensuring the state can test everyone who should be tested.
New cases announced by day
050100150Feb. 1Feb. 15Mar. 1Mar. 15
Times survey of county and local health departments
Where cases have been confirmed

Cases have been reported in 34 of the state's 58 counties, from Shasta County south to the border.
Confirmed cases

The largest concentrations so far are in the counties around the San Francisco Bay, led by Santa Clara County, home to San Jose.

San Francisco

Santa Rosa

San Jose

Sacramento

Stockton
The cases in L.A. County

We go back into quarantine for a month a month later. Rinse. Repeat until the vaccine drops, everyone's been infected, or they actually purge all the cases in the country with tracing.

Are we gonna see huge numbers in a couple weeks bros??
Im so damn excited

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Norway is quarantining, Sweden is letting it spread. This won't end well

just checking them gets

restaurants still open for takeout...

You'll be okay. Worry about your mum and dad if there health is bad. Your grandparents.

They locked down a lot sooner than Italy did, though

Based samurais.

look at all those super spreaders

you and a lot of others hope your right.

They’re dead Jim

>Idolatry

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gozer blank dorp hier, overal fucking boomers aan t wandelen en kinderen aan t spelen

En mijn moeder en ik hebben t gekregen ook al hebben we er alles aan gedaan om niet besmet te raken

maar ja natuurlijk worden we niet getest tot we bijna dood neervallen.

>Real doc here
Oh neat. Does liquid soap kill coronavirus?

maybe he is playing you all so he can afterwards say its just the flu after all like is happening with other people most likely

Please be true, please die boomer.

The point is the goyim are only good for one thing. Spending money.
If the goyim can’t spend money, they will be left to die.
You live in a real country. I, unfortunately, do not. But look on the bright side. America might collapse economically and fall as the dominant world power.

>mom showed me a text message of the daughter of a friend who's a doctor working in a Bergamo hospital (North Italy)
>she only said "I'm okay. Stay home, listen to me."
>she hasn't seen her husband or her parents in 20 days
>she probably works no stop with only time to eat and sleep
>she's literally living in hell watching people drop like flies everyday
>it's very possible this will affect her life forever (ptsd) and she only started being a full time doctor 1 year ago
while I'm here shitposting on a bat soup eating Chinese forum

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But user, you're living the last nge movie

Bunch of retards. My toothache is a bigger deal than this. It'll be over in a month.

God this makes me so hard. I hope people keep doing this shit until it's way past being too late.

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Sometimes you just gotta have your corn syrup and cheese-style manufacturing byproduct (now melts!).

Reminder that if you're eating anything that hasn't been in quarantine for 3 days, you're a fucking idiot.

Cringe

Wasn't it going to be April the 1th?

Is there an audience at his t.v.show? Maybe he should practice social distancing.

>they still have not updated chilel numbers today
Uh...

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>torturing someone over a shitpost
are chinks, dare I say, worse than roaches and mudslimes?

I get that. So is that late April expectation Italy numbers (500 per day?) I still think 20k deaths in wave 1 is overly optimistic here. Sadly.

Before huge spike government move testing to only critical patients on hospital

Few days later WHO president demand more test in whole population not only critical cases, now Spain government move to do more test.

If I have a completely normal body temperature (98.4) it there pretty much zero chance I have the Chinese virus? There are two girls I work with every day that are convinced they have it. I'm not sure if they have actually been tested but their doctors have told them to self quarantine. I had a mild sore throat for like three days and sneezed a grand total of twice that entire time.

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It's already everywhere in Florida. My baby cousin in Miami Beach is getting over the "flu" from 2 weeks ago her mom is having severe respiratory problems. Florida will have the most cases by the end of the week