What is pol's life like under quarantine?

>Wake up at 1pm
>Check stocks, cry a little
>Buy more stocks, instantly regret it
>Eat canned Chunky soup.
>Fap to fetish shit
>Play LOTRO video game
>Check Youtube
>Meme is Discord for 5 hours
>Check Youtube
>Meme in Discord
>Eat dinner
>Fap
>Put on movie to sleep to.

This except now I don't order fast food and I remove food from packaging carefully/wash the outside of drink bottles so there's no risk of touching something some contaminated nigger touched.

Wasn't this always your life?

Deal with my cunt wife

kek, yup pretty much that

I'll let you know after friday bro

It's harder to concentrate on work outside of an office. And the communication tool my company uses is a steaming piece of shit, it's called "Circuit by Unify": the sound is cut for few seconds during audio calls, the messaging system is counterintuitive and it's virtually impossible to remote control another's person desktop.

>wake up
>study
>eat canned food
>study
>browse Yas Forums
>sleep

Its comfy

not too bad

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I painted a motorcycle tank today, and now I'm playing Dungeons&Dragons over Discord with a group I met on /tg/. Bring on the end times.

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Holy shit, are you me?

>Implying I didn't already spend the vast majority of my time as a hermit
The only thing "social distancing" has changed is the amount of entertainment I get from normalfags who can't adjust to eusocial deprivation. If your life has changed in any negative way from this pandemic then you're probably on the wrong board.

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>Wake up
>Go to work
>Get coofed on
>Go home and pray myself to sleep that I don't get it while crying

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you just described my schedule to a t.

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>wake up
>cold shower
>virtual learning classes
>lunch
>browse internet for 5 hours
>work out
>dinner
>browse internet for 5 more hours
>sleep

Hello fellow neet! Make sure to get out and walk every so often!

>wake up
>work remote for an hour
>eat
>nap
>vidya/anime
>work remote for a few more hours
>eat
>vidya/anime/porn
>sleep

>cold shower
I hope you simply prefer cold showers and aren't doing it because you bought into memes. It's only very hot water (well above body temp over a prolonged time period) that kills sperm cells. A luke-warm 5 minute shower is ideal. Cold showers are godly in the summer though, I'll say that much.

my county just did the stay at home directive meme. I'm about to get comfy

playan deus ex

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almost exactly the same. wife and i work from home, kids homeschooled. canceled karate, art, etc, and fired the nanny but otherwise business as usual. sitting on a shit ton of supplies, ready to ride this out the first few months in extreme comfort. security cams set up and ready to shoot the fuck out of anyone dumb enough to break in.

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Lotro isnt dead by now?

>wake up
>go to work like any person worth their life
>come home
>shower
>fap
>eat
>fap
>smoke weed or drink
>sleep

Coronavirus

>couldnt resist staying home for something thats going to be considered worthless by next month
Hope working for Mr. Goldberg was worth it user

>what is pol's life like under quarantine?
The exact same

I'm sure those 47 whores and fat women will be very mad.

>wake up
>wife woke up an hour earlier: "Want some breakfast?"
>go to computer, eat my scrambled eggs
>wife: "What are we doing today?"
>me: "Take a drive by the ocean."
>afterwards, stop by clam shack for some take out
>go home, watch some tv, take a nap together
>wake up, have dinner
>she goes to bed early at 8 pm
>here i am now

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I am under forced isolation from the military. All I do is lift weights, smoke weed, eat, jerk off browse the web, watch TV, play old NES games on a neat emulator. its pretty jammy. We are being kept out of the way of the virus to stay ready for later.

>admits his life’s worthless if he doesn’t slave for shekelberg
Work for yourself, your loved ones, and your people.

Food is good, I asked for steak for lunch yesterday and supper.

pray, you fucking heathen!

I'm a programmer, even if the whole company shut down I'd still be able and expected to work, gg

>be me
>wake up
>grab a brush and put a little makeup
>hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
>"why'd I leave the keys upon the table?"
I wanted to

hopefully they all kill themselves

Awake at around 7am, no alarm just naturally
Browse emails, Yas Forums and news
wash, brush teeth, drink water, take vitimans
Watch youtube
Workout
Play vidya
Eat big meal, only food of the day
Watch something on netflix or nowtv
Uni coursework
More vidya
More watch stuff
Small workout
Bed for 11pm

literally the same

>3:00 p.m. rise
>3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
>3:45 cocaine
>3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
>4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
>4:15 cocaine
>4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
>4:30 cocaine
>4:54 cocaine
>5:05 cocaine
>5:11 coffee, Dunhills
>5:30 more ice in the Chivas
>5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
>6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
>7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas)
>9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
>10:00 drops acid
>11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
>11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
>12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write
>12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
>6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
>8:00 Halcyon
>8:20 sleep

IT'S AWFUL, IT'S PURE HELL, I NEED TO GET OUT, I NEVER KNEW HOW AWFUL WAS TO LOSE SOMETHING LIKE GOING OUTSIDE.

I want to skippy jump everywhere, I want to sing while going to college, I want to pick flowers on the way, I want to go buy candy and stuff, BUT I CAN'T DAMN IT, I'M TRAPPED, PLEASE CORONA GO AWAY.

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i type pole

I'm in the national guard and we're supposedly getting ready this week to enforce curfew next week. Work sucks and all I really know now is that this retarded country would get steamrolled by the first nation with the balls to push in through Canada or Mexico. That and I now remember how much I hate niggers. Anyway, I'm off to contribute to veteran suicide, cya.

En que departamento vivís?

finished DS1 and started DS2, been reading snow crash and i finished witcher show in 1 sitting.

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Checked and downpilled

underage or NEET?

Mdeo. and things are only getting worse, PLEASE URUGAYCHAN BROTHER MAKE CORONA STOP, PLEASE!

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ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

Already got a month worth of food, planning to get more.
Argentina is acting quick with the quarintine.

I'm working on the game as much as I can.

For now is really comfy.

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2 am sleep (usually)
2 pm wake up (i always sleep till 12 at least, i hate the morning)
Eat what mommy did
Goto pc and browse Yas Forums
11 am fap to cunny
Watch anime or movie
2 am sleep
Its been like this before the virus. Got neet in january

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I've been a NEET since September so nothing has changed whatsoever

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Oof. I'm sorry to hear that user.

LA fag, this was basically my day today too. Drove up the PCH and it was glorious

>Mdeo.
Oh shit dude, that's a time bomb waiting to happen, I live in Rivera and even here things are startin to heat up, I don't know whats goinh to happe next week when the quarantine ends, but i'm afraid.

)1I want to raid the island user

what is that?

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Based!
>I’m surprised that he lived as long as he did

Anons whats the ultimate /comfy/ laptop? Im looking to buy one and have a 1000$ budget.
Also to OP, 3am rn still no sleep.

>implying pollacks weren't already isolated from society before corona chan

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That has been my life for a couple of years now.
Welcome aboard, America.

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