When do I get my $1000?

When do I get my $1000?

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My guess is it'll be closer to $2K

you have to get in line at city hall

When you get a job and earn it and not a moment before.

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When you bend the knee to the Jew.

You need to be employed to take advantage of that.

jews are the ones blocking the bill.

I thought our nation was broke? wtf. where are we getting this money from

This is total BS

That cunt pelosi is blocking it, I hope Trump declares martial law and has her executed

>I thought our nation was broke? wtf. where are we getting this money from
Economics is mostly bullshit.

The spending bill hasn't been finalized or passed yet. But they're aiming for a payout on April 6 and another on May 18.

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Tom ng of dispersement depends on the individual. Give me your SSN and account/routing number and I'll find out for you

>wagie cope
seething

Gibs me dat

When you vote Yang

No, you just have to have filed your 2019 taxes or paid taxes in 2019. And even that isn't confirmed. Stop with the rumors, faggot. This isn't middle school.

Oh God, not you again! KEK

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Never. That was the next step in judaism. Tell you they're going to give you 1000 dollars and then back out.

There is talk about some of them debating on making it income based amounts.
$250k = $2.5k
$100k = $1k
$50k = $500
$25k = $250
under $25k = scented candle

poorfag here, what scent?

>headcannon
KWAB

This

user... people who work do taxes bud.

Damn... guess I could make use a scented candle.

Unicorn farts

never because neets dont get it you have to be a taxpayer. look it up.

>Lincoln and greenbacks
>jfk and US notes backed by silver
Trump is going to order the treasury to issue debt free, interest free US notes like the above two presidents

Wait, so rich people get more money? WTF is the point of this again?

People that don't "work" pay taxes too.

Just because you don't work for Mr. Noseberg, doesn't mean you don't pay taxes.

The shitposting is entertaining enough.. but the chance at getting new tires and a tune-up for my car (& gas monies) BONUS!

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could you see your way to 3ks maybe?

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haha, money printer go "Brrrrrrrr"

Not strictly. Some people who work dont file taxes, say you work for a university and they don't tax your paycheck, or someone who doesn't work but still has an income for whatever reason.

So long as NEETs get no money I'll be happy.

Pretty sure falsifying information like that can put you in deep shit.

>$1000? No thank, I'd rather have you give it to Israel.

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>people worked and paid taxes for last year
>those people, for whatever reason, are no longer working or currently unemployed but still qualify

You still have to do your taxes in both of those situations

That's not a real routing number liar.

Yes poster is still correct. He is saying when you bend the knee to the jew and get a good shabbas goy job and pay your (((taxes))) - which is why the other jews are blocking the Aryan/Anglo TrumpBux

when ye stop sucking government dick user

Kek

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>taking handouts

If you don't make over,I think it's 12000 per year you don't have to file.

Source? Quit spreading rumors bud

>Hey! That money belongs to Trayvon and Ezekial! I don't need a handout, I'll just pull myself up by my boot straps!

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I'm in this position actually. Filed my taxes as soon as I got the paperwork, and stopped working and used my return money to finish my phlebotomy course and start making better money with benefits and possibly a career out of it all.
Due to the virus, the course has been postponed 2 weeks in and I'm absolutely fucked on money right now. Anything that sizeable would carry me through and allow me to finish the course.

Ha
You mean your 400$?

THAT'S MY FUCKING POINT, RETARD

>paid taxes
Niggers on suicide watch.

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God, I can't wait until I get my Trumpbux.

>and that isn't even confirmed
Do your own research faggot, although the answers aren't there right now.

>digits
>image

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I can't wait to flex on illegal aliens and taunt them cause Bernie Lost and they get nothing. Then I'm calling ICE

Nigga we print money out of thin air. Who gives a fuck.

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Do I get it if the govt has kept my last 2 tax returns due to student loans?

cant wait to buy a sex doll with it

Although nothing is rock solid, people are speaking of as long as you filed taxes or are on social security for 2019 you get the money, regardless of employment status.

Tough luck basedboy. Should have saved for a rainy day. DNEIED.

This is for those who need it only. Some basedboy millenial student doesn't need it. I'd much rather the money go to at-risk youth and the urban poor.

No, it's for those who pay taxes.
You've already gotten your gibs liberal.

BASED

Student loans are done. No collecting on them anymore indefinitely

Oh so you're just talking out of your butt then. Ok.

You should buy a knife and cut your dick with it

The jews are going to fight this hard. They like giving niggers handouts not whites.

>it's for those who paid taxes
I paid my taxes?
>it's for those who need it
Which is it faggot?

So far the only qualifications we've 'officially' seen are that you had to file taxes on income earned for 2018, so all you would have done to qualify is file taxes last year.

I’d be happy with three dollars and fifty centS

Yes I’ve worked for 2 years. Paid off two smaller loans. Govt keeps taking my return which is fine.

I do pay taxes m8

Not collecting does not equal canceling the debt.

>This is for those who need it only
>250k+ income gets 2.5k

I'm telling you what I've heard most people say and VERY CLEARLY stating that although people are saying it, it doesn't mean it's true. God, how dense are you?

Thanks for calling me based btw that wad very nice of you

They already are. Chuck Schumer and the other kikes are sperging out hard already over it.

Also
>Every single journalist attacking Trump is Jewish
>Every single new organization attacking Trump is owned by jews
>Every single witness against Trump in impeachment was jewish
>Every news paper article against Trump is Jewish authored or sponsored
>80%+ Jews in America vote Democrat despite having the highest incomes of anyone else

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I don't get it; republicans have always been against giving out gibs and especially the idea of UBI; while Democrats like Yang and Bernie have been the only ones in favor of doing an UBI for everyone. Why has everything turned upside down?

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right before you catch thatCorona from your tap water and die

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Kekd hard

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because at the end of the day nobody really wants to turn down a monthly check for a couple grand, especially during an economic crisis

Coronavirus Commemorative Candle (smells like anxiety)

but this doesn't need to be permanent; it's only during the time that the coronavirus lasts.

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Silly goy. Your bailout isn't going to pass the senate. I bet the 50 billion airline bailout won't have a problem passing though ;^)

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