/brit/pol - Coofter Edition

we are all going to die

As if that poo even uses toilet paper

At least he uses toilet paper, kind of surprising.

Nothing will die

china deserves to burn for causing this.

Attached: loved ones.jpg (693x632, 134.26K)

What is it with all these Asians hoarding? One in Sainsburys today was hoarding fucking dettol bottles of all things.

More like going to sell it at inflated prices.

I know so you might as well show your tits init

<

just went to the shop and the owner coughed so we turned around and walked out

Attached: hqdefault (1).jpg (480x360, 8.5K)

You tards still swallowing the drivel about this corona being very dangerous and we need to give the state way more power and stigmatise cash use?

Makes you think.

Attached: China.png (1272x189, 24.87K)

to sell at their corner shop

>Not yet
Oh aye

it is extremely dangerous
>24-40 day asymptomatic incubation period
>causes organ damage and leaves you sterile if you "survive"
>no immunity thanks to ADE
>reinfection is common and deadly

Attached: sars aids.png (969x263, 27.12K)

this but unironically

Jamraqis bought all the chest freezers at work

So that’s a yes, youre still a tard

Stores still not rationing?

>Most 80 year olds won't make it to 85

Think about that.
Whats happening now has nothing to do with this faggot virus.
They're crashing the fucking economy to hide the economy is fucking crashing
This is worse than the robbery that happened in 08.

We. Are. Being. Swindled.
They are printing money to hand to Jews and pretending this has anything to do with the pandemic.

Attached: IMG_20200319_000906.png (571x580, 61.63K)

Doesn't work. Just go in again in an hour.

bought a pair of levi flares by mistake but they're so comfortable, lads

Attached: b1982a5d24c24516e9493b5df3c481b7.jpg (1536x2048, 423.88K)

Do I need to stock up on whiskey tonight?

okay sweety

Lads, turns out that the new head of the Italian Medicine Agnecy is the father of a girl I knew from elementary and middle school.

How bizarre

Why does a poo need so much toilet paper for? I thought they all used their left hand or sumfin.

i've got some you can have. just bend down there and pick up that pen for me

Dirty shitskin, hope he gets corona'd.

More than just whiskey lad

don't waste this opportunity for survival

Fuck you, you fucking faggot. I'll be vindicated when you retards cop on in 6 months

BoJo response was pretty bad

>"Everyone get infected"
>People start dying
>"Alright change of plan"

PROFIT.

Attached: Soniasmug.png (243x310, 221.97K)

sounds nice honey

This has cost him at the next election, that speech is going to be plastered in every campaign by the other parties.

If they're cancelling A-levels how are universities gonna select candidates? I bet they'll just give everyone their predicted grades. Graduated last year and had to sweat buckets to get my predicted grades, God why couldn't I have been born a year earlier

>delivery workers are deemed 'key workers'

hope these niggas get a raise

he didn't realise what he was up against. this is essentially airborne AIDS combined with MERS and it's as contagious as measles.

Attached: 4607.jpg (620x410, 26K)

reminder, we were never asked, and the globalists have forgotten what they've done.
youtu.be/AVxlQGS-wlQ

The best part of toilet shopping images is you get to imagine the people with toilet paper in their carts wiping their butts.

Attached: 2b77d4cfb04a4c89ebe7d94c71d73f6dbb3d456eb9ba168f6a91b78464c65ea3.jpg (679x516, 28.88K)

Girl I was seeing before the outbreak says she wants to go out now that I am not interested anymore because of you know why.

Obviously she was hard to deal with when I did want to go out on a date; the moment I lose interest it becomes easy.
Why is it like this? I do not get it at all

Attached: Chichester.jpg (270x428, 25.67K)

imagine anybody wanting to be the PM of the UK ever again lol

cant think of a worse job.

who was the biggest traitor in british history?

Attached: 1583965355031.jpg (1119x750, 117.41K)

tony blair

Mate it's 2020, skin colour is all that matters when it comes to getting into a uni

They do it for the risk free cunny.

boris johnson

I suspect Boris's taste for power has been greatly diminished by these events. Blair would have loved it.

Other parties? Tories can take him out with it

How come so many people on here dislike Boris Johnson? I think he's a fairly decent leader is closer suiting towards british patriot interests, especially compared to the shitshow of PM's we've had since the 1970s and all of the current politicians we have right now.

The public doesn’t have memories that long

being your tranny doctor

Ya mum

pube when he didn't go to the boatyard

Fuck off toryboy

she wants to believe that you're serious, so she shit-tested you and you didn't bite. well played. she's yours now, all you need to do is turn up, be straight with her, tell her if she ever plays games (do not say "again") you'll walk away. that's if you want her of course.
yw user.

>They're crashing the fucking economy to hide the economy is fucking crashing

this is whats happening. they are deliberately triggering a massive recession.

EEWEWWWEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Attached: fd4.jpg (808x805, 152.25K)

VODKA?

This

i just sneeze twice nice knowing you guys

Attached: 1573489706179.jpg (960x818, 101.77K)

I mean, he should've done a lot of what he's doing FASTER but i personally think now his heads out of his arse and he's realised "fuck this might actually get really bad" and he's actually doing shit that he's doing an alright job.

>How come so many people on here dislike Boris Johnson? I think he's a fairly decent leader is closer suiting towards british patriot interests

he's a cunt.

Doesn't mean he hasn't fucked up and lied about a lot of other shit though.

stupid low IQ cunt

F

Because scarcity creates value same for attention as with hand sanitiser.

My main gripe is that he is not a Conservative

are you ever not feisty

>They're crashing the fucking economy to hide the economy is fucking crashing
this.

Attached: jobcentreplus.jpg (542x718, 354.14K)

I'm not a toryboy. I'm just a nationalist, and quite frankly he's far better than Corbyn, whoever labours next leader is, the green, and the lib dems who literally spew their hate towards us. Boris is our closest thing to Trump right now

take the female company, it will help.
and stop acting like Alice and this girl are your only choices.
your in itally FFS
Alice is just another THOT now.
there is nothing special about her.
should be easy to move on.

me on the other hand has now got to worry the women of my dreams doesnt get corrupted into being a worthless slag :(

the Brexit guy? whats wrong with him?

might go to my local bakery tomorrow, pick up a slice of fudge cake and a millionaire shortbread, come home put the fire on, brew some nice coffee and watch ken burns' vietnam war series.

see her in costco all the time, she is tiny. looks good for her age though.

I don't even know who Boris Johnson is mate

I dont know why you get upset, I did tell you what to expect.

Attached: alice2.jpg (2304x1720, 993.56K)

absolutely fucking based

Why is she a thot I don't get it?

Also, I can't help it now; I will go out with this girl just because, as I am not crushing on her any longer

Cromwell. Churchill...

Hard to pick.

And Trump isn't Andrew Jackson and Roosevelt either. For times like these, neither Boris or Trump are that bad. At least we're heading towards the right direction.

Lads. I just spoke to a mate of mine who's been sent to London. He's not meant to have a phone but there are a couple floating around the lads.
He said they've done a bunch of CBRN drills lately which seemed obvious at first but in the past day the undertone has been similar to that of when he went to Afghan.
The virus has started a chain of shitstorms that have lead to one really bad scenario.
but the assumption is there is also missing nuke from Iran that has been traced through Europe.

And the award for "I'm to stupid to order toilet paper online" goes to...

Attached: 465456456.jpg (1262x304, 33.53K)

>tfw London
>tfw city-wide lockdown coming on Friday
>tfw multicultural riots and looting
>tfw opportunity to finally indulge my sociopathic urges

Lads should I be worrying about this whole corona virus business? Up to now I've just been carrying on as normal and thinking that everythings's being blown out of proportion.
Is there something we're not being told?

>Cromwell. Churchill
and they're traitors because...

conservatism is liberalism, and he'd definitely one of those. your problem is you idealise conservatism without recalling its origins and ignoring its trajectory.

Attached: %7BA36FD36E-07E1-41B8-82D7-9CE261B8A4D8%7DImg400.jpg (300x400, 33.3K)

oh it's Bea that you stalk

You'll get ill and get others ill it's common fucking sense

She blew him out because he is a spastic.

lots of r/uk children are getting too old to be entertained by reddit and are slowly making the move this way - bringing their shite with them.

And Careworkers, they get shat on by everyone, literally and metaphorically.

>blue tie good
>red tie bad
Tard

Ken Clarke never recovered from deselection.

Small world lad, comfy though.
So that was actually a bird was it, does look like a skinny dude mind.

Cromwell let the kikes back in and churchill sold out the country to cover his debts

>recovers
Lol

This. Too many people on here think conservatism is supposed to be a form of theocracy where we're hanging people for being immoral

actually probably not, sorry
>So that was actually a bird was it, does look like a skinny dude mind.
Sounds familiar

Attached: 1584465427964.png (626x702, 518.33K)

>corona now being used in analogies for dating advice
kek, are we finally here? is this peak clown world?
accurate tho.
why is human psychology so fucked.
I really dont want to play these kinda games
but maybe if i had, things would be differnt

A true Chad would just grab a couple TPs from the Panjeets cart and take them to self checkout.....whats he gunna do? Poo on you?

I'd still fiddle it t b h

Attached: swole.jpg (615x409, 36.75K)

Yeah it is female. Fucking mental though, which in hindsight is more proof its a bird.