FUCKKK just got home from the docs telling me I have coof virus, can't leave the house for a couple weeks...

Leeds

I mean, they really just sent you home? don't wanna observe you or nothing? it can't be that benign where they just send you home

this board is full of fear mongering shit saying you have it forever since it hides in your cells

I'm not prepped but I have family who can deliver shit outside my house and I can go get

Go eat at culturally diverse restaurants, retard.

>coof virus
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?

What a fucking cuck

Prepping is for fags

COOF. VIRUS.

I unironically feel sick today as well.

Go out and spread it. Are you seriously not going use this as an opportunity?

In this time of crisis turn to faith. I suggest you go to your local synagogue to pray.

Things Joseph never heard

Nah. Just sleep a lot. Try dry fasting, itll kick your bosy into recovery mode. If you get the shits, have someone drop some Pedialyte off on your doorstep to prevent disseminating it and to reup on electrolytes and fluid. Try to get some vitamin c, vitamin d in the same manner, and maybe sleep with the blinds open (for sunlight). Try a bathroom sauna if you're not feverish. Fill the bathtub a little, cover the drain, and blast that hot water from the shower head. Let the bathroom get muggy and fucking sweat it out. You'll be alright. I'll be praying for you. I love you, bro, you're gonna be ok.

Prove it nigger. You're LARPing.

bullishit. they wouldn't let you go home or even visit if you have it

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CHINESE VIRUS

Is it that weak that you can just go home?

lol

Where else the fuck are they supposed to put me? Are you retarded?

You need to get tested. No PCR ? not infected. Stop this morgellons bullshit.

They don't have anywhere to put patients, I live alone so I can stay at home in quarantine. Can't leave tho

You will survive unless you are a boomer or degenerate smoker.
I just wonder if you will have trouble breathing after curing it since it's said to ravage healthy peoples lungs.
Come back in two to four weeks and post about your breathing.

What am I supposed to do? Post a picture of my lungs?

Lol, so you have the virus but he let you go back home on public transport? This virus is so fake kek

>Public Transport
Sorry I forgot everyone on Yas Forums was a neet that didn't own a car

Did the doctor not give you copies of your xrays? Lmaoing at your "NHS"

It is spreading very very quickly in the US.

Does your chest feel tight? Do you have useless dry coughs?

NHS is a fucking joke, I know tons of people that probably have it and the NHS are keeping them on hold on the phone when calling them up, it's pathetic

They tend to just send you home unless you are dying.

Post your diagnosis.

? Was I supposed to get something lmao???

All I was offered was a slip telling my workplace that I wouldn't be in next time but we're all working from home anyway because of the virus.

Post the prescription, fgt.

>prescription
There isn't any medicine for it.

>FUCKKK just got home from the docs telling me I have coof virus, can't leave the house for a couple weeks. Am I done for?
...you never left the house for more than a couple weeks when you were just fine.

Did your "doctor" happen to be a homeless man in a dark corner of the tube?

Tbh, that probably is an accurate description of the NHS

I work at an Electrical Wholesaler, for the last week I haven't been out of the house for work because we were told to work from home because corona. But no I ain't a neet like most of you, otherwise I wouldn't have even got it.

kek we are about to have thousands of coofers, unless your lungs are salami you stay at home and sweat it out, nowhere else to go.

Are you retarded or something ? Get plaquenil asap. Don't listen to your doc. 600mg/day during 6 days.
forbes.com/sites/marybethpfeiffer/2020/03/18/science-works-to-use-old-cheap-drugs-to-attack-coronavirus--it-might-just-work/

connexionfrance.com/French-news/French-lab-Sanofi-hypothetically-offers-millions-of-doses-of-potential-Covid-19-Plaquenil-anti-malaria-drug

>don't listen to your doctor
Shut the fuck up, frog

Go to Chapel Town and coof everywhere.

Plaquenil (600mg/day 6days) + azythromycine.

the kung flu

Too bad flights to Israel are cancelled

Just wait until you're reinfected and sterile

SPREAD IT

Its gonna be ok. Take this time to really take care if yourself. Go slow, rest senpai.

Or since he's relatively young, i'm assuming, let his body overcome it naturally so he's more immune next year when it's flu season again

Your doc is a retard, he isn't an immunologist, he doesn't know shit.

That’s what a virus does

so if you get a cold, which is a type of rhinovirus, you have it forever?

Bad larp. Docs don't have tests yet

Wouldn't you rather just get it overwith instead of being afraid of your own shadow for the next 6 months? It's really not THAT bad. For a couple days, your head will constantly feel like it's about to explode, you'll ache everywhere and you'll have the energy of a slug, but it's honestly not that horrible once you go through it. It's more like, "THIS is what the whole world is freaking out about?" It's literally the flu with a slight powerup.

But the local mosques are still open right?

hey britfags, why isn't prince andrew in prison?

what's it like living with royals in fucking 2020? are you aware of how embarrassing that is? cucks.

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Babe.

Just take the plaquenil to be sure, 6 days will do no harm. If you had to take a trip to Apefrica, your doc would put you on plaquenil to prevent malaria.

ya got Wuhan'ed

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OP here, phoneposting now. Tf is an immunologist?

This. Give it to shitskins, then blame the shitskins for spreading it in the UK.

I.. Don't actually know... Are they? All of the clubs, pubs and gyms are closed

And they make millions of dollars a year not doing shit. It's hilariously embarrassig

I don't think it is embarrassing to have a royal family, its just embarrassing to have our shitty royal family. Wish I could coof on them

Because he fucked a 17 years and 8 months girl ? He isn't a pedo, the girl was a prostitute. Look what girls 4 months older than her do for money on any porn website. He did nothing wrong, I would have smash that girl too, she was hot as fuck.

LOL You'll probably be alright. The UK is kinda ahead of the curve compared to us in the US. Make a thread if you get worse. I hope you feel better dude. Drink lots of water.

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He is probably a pedo anyway, outside of the incident

Post proof, you stupid pakinigger jew.

This

Take some time to do your research, grow a beard, learn how the prayers work, then make the Richard I proud.

Thanks, I hope it blows over. I'm one of the guys that thought corona was a nothing burger, hope I was right.

Fuck I’m from Halifax, someone got the coof virus a couple days ago how fucked are we

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didier_Raoult
Check this. Immunologist is a doc specializes in infectious diseases.

No point in observation. It starts in your lungs, then infects your blood stream. From there it goes to your brain, slowly damaging it. Over the course a few years it comes back, ravaging your brain a little at a time, until you eventually become Joe Biden.

Okay but mosque or synagouge lol (in Minecraft I mean)

m8 every practice is telling people if you have suspected covid19 NOT to go to the doctor but to phone

You're scaring me o_o

>can't leave the house for a couple weeks
I've been doing this shit my whole adult life

Eh, you got this man. I'm no doctor, but I'm sure you'll be alright.

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It has flu like symptoms, there are medicines for these.

I haven't heard this? They didn't seem to really care, there seemed to be a lot of people there with the coofs

Check on expertscape who is the most prolific immunologist in the world ?
expertscape.com/ex/infectious diseases

Nice larp

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You are blessed by our lady.

get fucked, coofer

Not guilty without proof.

what do you feel like?

have the coof im going to texas tomorrow and infect mutts at the mall lmao.

Based

Yes, at the (((mall))).

My chest feels like shit, super tight and hard to breathe. Having real painful coughs which have made my throat sore too. Never has anything like this, I don't have asthma or any other respitory problems

I have it too, flu like for the past two days, today is much better, just finished cleaning my apartment.

imagine the feet

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Can't wait for corona chan succubus to visit me in my sleep