PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GOOD MORNING BALTIMORE EDITION /ptg/

might as well ask them to stop breathing!

If abortion benefitted whites, Holocaust-Americans wouldn't promote it.
Fuck off, dave

Are Trump bucks canceled?

MAGA

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Kekerino. Here we go.

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Don't wear pants
Never wash your hands
Fight the system

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MAGA

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between the lifespan of potatoes and a fruit fly

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WE'LL JUST BAN DECADENCE!

FPBP

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>everyone is getting 1k
I don’t think this is accurate.

reminder that if you really love a girl you should give her the alabama hot pocket or you're cringe and probably get divorced
>Bernies bros are about to revolt
nah they just screech a lot and kick garbage cans

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Wtf Joe is putting the disavowal on hold and is backing the Trump administration

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Can't wait for my Trump Bux.

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But not NEETS

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Medium to long term hospitalizations should stabilize in new numbers or decrease in a few weeks to a month unless everyone is totally fucking off and touching everyone and everything despite all the shutting everything down like it was an anti-jew youtube comment.

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Milton Friedman invented the negative income tax.

Correct. Extra $500 per kid.

Or people making over 50 or 65k last I heard

there's something a little off about her probably her eyes but i'd still gladly pee in her butt

I’d literally rather be at work but trumpbux will be a nice consolation prize. Gotta pay my truck note.

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They haven't announced the details yet, have they?

>Joe Scarborough was found dead of an apparent suicide
>police say he committed suicide via two lincoln busts bonks to the head

>imblygn they won't just DIY like in that movie

>Bond.. Charlotte Bond

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she actually wrote the op-ed
washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/18/americans-come-together-to-defend-the-nation-again/

Last I heard it’s not going to be all taxpayers (which is bullshit)

1488 checked

MAGA

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I'm wondering whether they've already decided what the amount of the first checks will be for a few days now but have the press report they're still bickering to give the U.S. Mint Jew time to brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr up all that new cash which many Amerifats will want to convert one they get those Blimpfbux

One thing I'm 100% positive about is that there will be at least two checks, and probably a few more after that

Dunno if it means Blimpf will actually be the one to introduce UBI, but it's possible

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Do I get trumpbucks if I worked at shartmart?

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Lmfao you’re obviously going to be in the free money bracket

BASED

>Worked a store
>Am gonna get 1k now

Sweet

youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

idk do NEETs get trumobucks?
i want to buy a whole lot of tendies and a deep fryer

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Can someone shoop the hand pointing a gun at (You) onto this guy and the baby?

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Baltimore is a shithole city.

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Dubya mailed out checks

god damn is this the king of the niggers i bet he can sniff a brapper from 4 miles away

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Did the trump bucks thing get passed?

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Money is for winners, parasite

>Yfw Commies are telling Trump, "NOT REAL COMMUNISM"

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All citizens + all taxpaying legal noncitizen residents (Romney proposal)
Everyone including illegals under $65K income, especially if you're single and childless (Khanna proposal)
All citizens with additional stabilization funds for business and so on (Mnuchin proposal)
Unemployment n shiet with loans for the small businesses (Pelosi proposal)
Give out a half-trillion dollars in loans but only for Jewish bankers (Fed rn)

It's believed that Trump prefers the Mnuchin proposal.

Niggers are not human

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I've heard talk that it'll be more than a grand, spread out over several months. But that was just pundits talking about what they thought would be in the final spending bill

So you lack reading comprehension, you fucking retard?

This was a great tweet by trump. Everybody will know that trump promised them money and if they don’t get it they know who to blame.

how is it possible for the dems to continue spilling spaghetti how deep are their pockets

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>All leftists are backing Trump now since Money

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MIGA

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ancap pedos are not human either

How long do I have to stay away from this place before corona virus isn't the only topic discussed on Yas Forums? I'm so fucking tired of hearing about all this nonsense. Shutting down the entire world for a little coofing. Greatest psyop of all time, the kikes are probably jealous of the chinks right now.

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their pockets are portals to the elemental plane of pasta

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Cash is king

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Mnuchin has the most fair proposal, limiting it to people under 65k is bullshit.
I don’t care much about the amount but the fact that all tax paying citizens may not receive it.

A good married woman.

>tfw no trump hotel around to get a taco bowl from
>tfw when have to buy one from a seedy mexican restaraunt and get e. coli or something

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She looks like the product of someone with bad genetics and fetal alcohol syndrome drinking a lot while they were pregnant.

No, this is national socialism, not the socialism for leeches like yourself.

>It's believed that Trump prefers the Mnuchin proposal.
as do I

oh no no no no no

>Shitskins telling anyone who's human
You troglodytes shit in holes and fuck pigs then die of the flu you get from them

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It is time.

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Nah lets give it a new label.
Something new for once

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My favorite frikkin genius/idiot savant/whatever

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I can confirm that Trump tower tacobowlies are very good

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Trump Democrats have expanded to include Trump Socialists now.

>Dubya sent gibs
It was a one-time thing for $600, right? And pretty much everyone fucking got those checks

The stimulus bill has passed Congress, and now Blimpf will sign it

The checks to all Amerfats will actually be a separate bill, which Congress will take up next and debate

AWOO~
How are things today?

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Dems got outmaneuvered by Trump again. They crashed this economy to make him look bad but now he looks like a man of the people.

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#Walkaway

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>tfw when you'll never be able to get the limited edition taco bowl now

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>new label
It's what it is boomer. Sorry that you still get scared of the ghost stories the kikes told you.

>Fuck Drumpf!!!

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i was a senior in high school and i spent all my dubyabux on weed lmao

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pls mail me one i don't feel like going to the nearest big city
user pls i can't take it anymore

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can't rebuke the mnuch

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Even people who make over 65k live paycheck to paycheck. There is no way they aren't getting something.

Im 19, nigger.

What did Aunt Nancy do this time?

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that was an interesting but short lived movement
would have been better timed for right now

gen x here but honorary boomer, according to zoomers

For the user looking for how Bretton Woods shaped today's geopolitics: check out Peter Zeihan's books. They're practically required reading for /ptg/.

>I had the privilege to eat the same dish off of the same plates as our lord and saviour trumpo
Just amazing

You should email/mail Trump tower people and humbly explain and ask for a taco bowl recipe and maybe someone will humour you

nope. expect the first of two checks in the next 3 weeks. only question is what the amount will be.

It can easily be revived.

voted down trumpbux

The sky is falling.

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I learned how to wash my hands.

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>asking niggers to be civil
this is taking it a bit too far aint he

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BREAKING NEWS - PRESIDENT DRUMPF HAS SIGNED A BILL TO OPEN ALL STRATEGIC DORITO STOCKPILES FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION TO ALL WHITE AMERICANS

1000 DORITOS A MONTH

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qt. going for the goth look too. that's different for her.

This is exactly my point, I’m glad you see it. It should go to all taxpayers.

Free Money
the ultimate Gib

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They always spout that "it's in your own best interests" shit, it's no surprise they come running when actual "free" money is on the line since all they care about is their own short-term gain.

youtu.be/AVxlQGS-wlQ

checked AF

>ask for a taco bowl recipe
this is just pathetic enough to work
i do remember getting awesome bread bowls from fort sam houston when i was stationed there it was a small place in the mall across from the PX if any other vets know what i'm talking about but i swear i will drive/fly/crawl on my belly to get a trump tower taco bowl

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Simple truth is that NEETs won't get one. screencap this
sorry NEETs but this is the truth

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Guys would actually pay attention to those CDC videos and posters if they aimed for content like this.

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boy, that water must be pretty cold

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can someone shoop this pick to say
>PEOPLE DONT THINK WHITES BE IMMUNE FROM THE VIRUS BUT THEY DO

you can stop shooting at each other?

>even people who make over 65k live paycheck to paycheck

It depends on where in the U.S. they reside and how smart/stupid they are w/ their finances, as is the case w/ everyone, pedro

I wish I had a good kitchen to make a few tacobowles and pick one I thought best exemplifies the best taco bowl in NYC

does anyone have the image of pepe diving into a huge pile of spaghetti like in ducktales i can't find mine

It's so fucking simple. Just. Send. The. Fucking. Money.

My dad would love another $1000, he is looking to buy a new car and it would help so much if he gets an extra $3-4k from the family

fixed

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take this, user. be safe out there.

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Realistically how much longer will we have to deal with this pandemic nonsense?

A few more weeks, its dying down now.

Same as usual then
Very educational, thanks fren

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capcha is being gay and retarded again

i will have to remake it from scratch but ok

>nonsense
just wait a few weeks till it starts mutating

It's unironically both:

>permanent
>not as bad as they say
You can't make a vaccine for a virus with ADE. None exist that actually work.

Till the last Gook coofs his last coof.

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People will stop caring in April. By May, it'll be ancient news.

So people making over 65k don’t deserve the stimulus?

A 2-4 weeks if China/Korea/Japan are anything to go by

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>t. passlet
i got fed up with that shit lately

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Forever.

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I’m in catch-22 and I need an American’s opinion on what to do. I live in a very enriched area of London. It’s looking like the government is going to lockdown the city on Friday. Do I either:
>1. Runaway and stay with grandparents outside of London and possibly kill them by infecting then with the Kung Flu
>2. Stay in London and protect the homeland against the forthcoming looting diversity crews.
What do?

Dems won't even be a party anymore if Trump makes this happen.

Until the end of March.

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>Don't wear pants
this but unironically

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Doubt it. It will be however long it takes for testing to be implemented at the same scale it was in SK. As long as the number of tests is insufficient there will always be a backlog of "new cases" to find.

Alright, I saw that Graham, Schumer, and Pelosi were saying they weren't going to back it so I was worried a bit.

My kids are out of school for the rest of the year if that tells you anything.

oops forgot to click

London, lad.

Does Mt Dew come with it?

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