/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2253 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 218,642 ► Died: 8,941
LIVE: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>NEWS
Nationwide shortages of reagents for testing in the US
archive.is/4bGaQ

People are not being tested in Japan despite symptoms
archive.is/YBLyY

2 million to die in the US despite lockdowns, scientists estimate
archive.is/8s0Ok

Italy rushes 10,000 med students into service, scraps final exams
archive.is/Ijypn

US member of congress infected
archive.is/sFmUA

>RESEARCH
Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Rapidly mutating
archive.is/GPVv4

Patients remain on intensive care for 20 days on artificial ventilation
archive.is/ZZanF

Survivors will be immunocompromised
archive.is/2EQ6x

Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

>REMINDER
Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
archive.is/yyGJm

Spain under lockdown, 46 million people
archive.is/wip/MOWf9

Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
archive.is/QIBmE

China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
archive.is/E1xxz

Engineered SARS-related bat coronavirus caused polemic over risks
archive.is/Owmra

>LATEST CASES
22:37: 131 new cases and 4 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
22:33: 137 new cases and 1 new death in Brazil.
22:10: First death in Jamaica.
21:39: First death and 7 new cases in Burkina Faso. The patient was lawmaker Rose Marie Compaoré, the 2nd vice president of the National Assembly.
21:38: 532 new cases in New York City, New York state, United States.
21:02: 74 new cases and 1 new death in Ireland.
21:00: 83 new cases and 2 new deaths in Sweden.

>MORE
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rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html
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virkon.com/products-applications/disinfectants/virkon-s/
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
ansa.it/sito/notizie/topnews/2020/03/18/esercito-bare-bergamo-fuori-regione_07ab11df-a27c-41a9-b546-ab2c5da3d6d0.html
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=12&v=6Af6b_wyiwI&feature=emb_logo
youtu.be/QPhe2n-p-mw
youtube.com/watch?v=uNM0sR6GL3U
twitter.com/taitoush/status/1238825240840605696
bloodpassover.com/
docdro.id/awxXfEB
atavisionary.com/free-book-smart-and-sexy-the-evolutionary-origins-and-biological-underpinnings-of-cognitive-differences-between-the-sexes/
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/sexualutopia.pdf
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/the_manipulated_man.pdf
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twitter.com/lookner/status/1240421720856633349
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>LATEST CHANGES
Italy +4,207 (+475) Iran +1,192 (+147) Spain +2,943 (+105) Germany +2,960 (+2) US +2,825 (+41) France +1,404 (+89) S. Korea +93 (+3) Switzerland +373 (+6) UK +676 (+33) Netherlands +346 (+15) Norway +119 (+3) Belgium +243 (+4) Sweden +96 (+2) Canada +129 (+1) Portugal +194 (+1) Australia +141 (+1) Brazil +163 (+2) Pakistan +60 (+2) Indonesia +55 (+12) Luxembourg +63 (+1) Philippines +15 (+3) Turkey +93 (+1) Ecuador +57 (+1) Iraq +10 (+1) S. Marino +21 (+3) Algeria +14 (+2) C. Rica +19 (+1) Albania +4 (+1) Moldova +6 (+1) Dom. Rep. +13 (+1) B. Faso +5 (+1) Jamaica +2 (+1) Bangladesh +4 (+1) Austria +314 Denmark +80 Japan +21 Malaysia +117 Cze. Rep. +88 Qatar +10 Israel +96 Greece +31 Ireland +74 Finland +37 Singapore +47 Poland +49 Slovenia +11 Romania +43 Estonia +33 Bahrain +14 Iceland +3 S. Arabia +67 Chile +37 Thailand +35 Egypt +14 H. Kong +13 India +26 Russia +33 Peru +28 Kuwait +12 Lebanon +9 S. Africa +31 Armenia +32 Slovakia +8 Taiwan +23 Argentina +18 Mexico +11 Colombia +28 Bulgaria +11 Croatia +20 Serbia +17 Panama +17 Vietnam +10 Latvia +11 Brunei +12 Hungary +8 Cyprus +9 Faeroes +11 Uruguay +8 Jordan +8 Morocco +10 Andorra +14 Belarus +15 S. Lanka +7 Malta +10 Macedonia +12 Oman +6 Bosnia +5 Georgia +4 Cambodia +4 Senegal +9 Kazakhstan +3 Venezuela +3 Lithuania +8 Tunisia +2 Liechtenstein +9 Guadeloupe +9 Martinique +8 Uzbekistan +7 Macao +4 Ukraine +2 Cameroon +3 Reunion +3 Paraguay +2 Rwanda +4 Cuba +3 Ivory C. +5 Honduras +1 Nigeria +5 Gibraltar +5 Guam +3 Montenegro +6 Chan. Isl. +1 Congo +4 Kenya +3 Tri. & Tob. +2 Mongolia +1 P. Rico +1 Seychelles +2 Aruba +1 Eq. Guinea +3 Kyrgyzstan +3 Mauritius +3 St. Martin +1 Tanzania +2 Sudan +1 Benin +1 Bermuda +2 Greenland +1 Mauritania +1 N. Caledonia +2 Zambia +2 Djibouti +1 Montserrat +1 St. Maarten +1… Total +20,411 (+963)

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 18.03.

>2967 NEW INFECTIONS:
>12327 TOTAL INFECTIONS +31,70%
>2 NEW DEATHS:
>28 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 18.03. 22:30 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>new fatalities:
18.03.2020 27th death: Bayern, man, 71, comorbidity
18.03.2020 28th death: Bayern, man, 90+, comorbidity

>correction:
17.03.2020 related death: Schleswig-Holstein, man, 78, cancer, *tested post mortem* (not officially counted, cause of death: cancer) !

>median age of fatalities: ~81
>probable average mortality: 9,10%
all fatalities:
pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E

>RKI reports:
+1042 = 8198 cases
+0 = 12 dead
updated: 18.03. 0:00 GMT
latest status report:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html

>RKI:
Risk for population in Germany is high, cases with severe disease rise.
Pandemic could last for 2 years, until 60% to 70% are infected.
10 million could be infected in 2-3 months, if measures fail.
Vaccine realistic in early 2021.

>Crisis-plan for hospitals:
Reha-institutions, hotels and halls to be repurposed for mild cases.
IC-capacity to be doubled.

>18.03.
Bayern: First curfew in Mitterteich.
Germany denies entry by sea- and airtravel.
Federal healthminister: 10 million masks to be delivered to medical personnel on 19.03..
Federal government allows export of medical supplies to austria.
Austria: Bordercontrol to Germany from 19.03. 0:00 on.
NRW: Curfew thinkable.
Hamburg: 19,4/100000 inhabitants infected, worst epicenter.
Halle: State of emergency called, asks riot police and Bundeswehr for help.
Saarland: Short of medical supply and personnel, asks Bundeswehr for help.
China: After EU helped China with 50 tons of supplies in Jannuary, 2 million masks, 200000 N95-masks and 50000 testkits sent to EU.
German doctors will try chloroquine on COVID-19 patients.
Germany stops humanitarian import of refugees.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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CORONACHAN WILL KILL 1,000,000

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,894 (3,237) ► International 137,748 (5,704): Italy 35,713 (2,978) Iran 17,361 (1,135) Spain 14,769 (638) Germany 12,327 (28) US 9,236 (150) France 9,134 (264) S. Korea 8,413 (84) Switzerland 3,115 (33) UK 2,626 (104) Netherlands 2,051 (58) Austria 1,646 (4) Norway 1,590 (6) Belgium 1,486 (14) Sweden 1,292 (10) Denmark 1,057 (4) Japan 899 (29) Malaysia 790 (2) Canada 727 (9) D. Princess 712 (7) Portugal 642 (2) Australia 596 (6) Brazil 509 (3) Greece 418 (5) Ireland 366 (2) Pakistan 307 (2) Poland 287 (5) Slovenia 286 (1) Bahrain 255 (1) Indonesia 227 (19) Thailand 212 (1) Egypt 210 (6) Luxembourg 203 (2) Philippines 202 (17) Turkey 191 (2) H. Kong 181 (4) India 169 (3) Ecuador 168 (3) Iraq 164 (12) S. Marino 140 (14) Lebanon 133 (4) Taiwan 100 (1) Argentina 97 (2) Bulgaria 92 (2) Panama 86 (1) Algeria 75 (7) C. Rica 69 (1) Albania 59 (2) Hungary 58 (1) Morocco 54 (2) Moldova 36 (1) Dom. Rep. 34 (2) Azerbaijan 34 (1) Martinique 23 (1) B. Faso 20 (1) Ukraine 16 (2) Jamaica 15 (1) Bangladesh 14 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Sudan 2 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Cze. Rep. 522 Qatar 452 Israel 433 Finland 359 Singapore 313 Romania 260 Estonia 258 Iceland 250 S. Arabia 238 Chile 238 Russia 147 Peru 145 Kuwait 142 S. Africa 116 UAE 113 Armenia 110 Slovakia 105 Mexico 93 Colombia 93 Croatia 89 Serbia 89 Vietnam 76 Latvia 71 Brunei 68 Cyprus 58 Faeroes 58 Uruguay 58 Jordan 56 Andorra 53 Belarus 51 S. Lanka 51 Malta 48 Palestine 44 Macedonia 43 Oman 39 Bosnia 39 Georgia 38 Cambodia 37 Senegal 36 Kazakhstan 36 Venezuela 36 Lithuania 34 Tunisia 29 Liechtenstein 28 Guadeloupe 27 Afghanistan 22 N. Zealand 20 Uzbekistan 18 Macao 17 Cameroon 13 Maldives 13 Bolivia 12 Reunion 12 Fr. Guiana 11 Paraguay 11 Rwanda 11 Cuba 10… Total 174/251

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>218629 infected
>8940 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Here cunts, stop buying shit tickets and panic buy something that will actually help. This is what the governments have been spraying.
virkon.com/products-applications/disinfectants/virkon-s/

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>Italy rushes 10,000 med students into service, scraps final exams
Your final exam is global fucking pandemic.
If you survive, you pass.
Nothing beats hands on experience afterall

Can't be much ink in the printer

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Worldometers global death rate is at 10% again

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
xD

Get it cause that's what the wojack guy says!

BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

xD

Shut the fuck up no one cares make your own thread

Clowns clowning in clown world

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I can't die yet. I haven't experienced pic related yet

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any new developments ? i was gonna start prepping next week but this starting to feel like a nothing burger again

NO NO NO GRADUATE BROS, OUR JOB OPPORTUNITIES!

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I live an San Antonio and they announced a ban on restaurants, bars, non essential businesses. I work at USAA as a barista so am I closed down now?

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t. Bill

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>218629 infected
>8940 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

lmao he didn't post this all day which means he went to work

nothingburger confirmed works at a fish and chips stand and is going to die any day now lmao

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FUCK YOU CORONA-CHAN

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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i'd like to imagine there's someone out there who knowingly got infected and is storing the virus his fridge so that when the first outbreak is over he can start the next one

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I wrote a song for /cvg/. I need an user to sing it for me

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Makes your death as fast as lightning
>In fact it's a little bit frightening
>When it's your chest that I am tightening

>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town
>They were boiling up some bats
>And slurping guano down
>It's an ancient Chinese art
>Making tortured animal broth
>Everything tastes so great
>Until you start to cough

>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your cruise just seemed so inviting
>Until it came to alighting
>On my shores for dining

>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A
>While coughing on TV
>Iranians claimed it was okay
>Then the Italians stepped it up
>Threw their arms out to the side
>Sang, "hug a chink today"
>Now 50% have died

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Tedros' palms are tightening
>His fever's a little bit ripening
>Due to the yuan that I'm providing

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *hack*

>Now our boomers can't be saved,
>It's too late for Tommy Hanks
>With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks:
>To all you dirty Godless chinks,
>To bat asshole enslaved
>Coronachan lifts her head
>And says, "here comes the second wave"

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your coughs are sharp as lightning
>Is that your will that you are writing?
>Leave your kids TP for wiping

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China is based, fuck Israel

>vikron S

>zyklon B

A man of culture

Digits and tomorrow at 6pm Italy will surpass China's deaths.

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China should be sanctioned North Korea style for this

Yahweh's wrath.

The CCP will be destroyed for they're unforgiveable sin, the semites will pay for plunging the world into chaos, only the spiritual and reliougus will survibe this.
Praying for you Yas Forums, stay safe.

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ahem
FUCK BERNIE SANDERS.
Fuck Bernie Sanders' brain dead white supporters.
Fuck The Green New Deal.
Fuck socialism.
Fuck environmentalists.
Fuck communists.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck whites who race mix.
Fuck whites who don't want all nonwhites dead.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck jazz
Fuck the blues.
Fuck r&b.
Fuck hiphop.
Fuck wiggers.
Fuck ms13.
Fuck the triads.
Fuck los zetas.
Fuck the yakuza.
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck muslims.
Fuck zionists.
Fuck chinks.
Fuck weebs.
Fuck autists.
Fuck the LGBT community.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck women's rights.
Fuck AOC.
Fuck border hoppers.
Fuck diversity.
Fuck cuckolds.
Fuck multiculturalism.
Fuck globalism.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck fedora tippers.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck faggots.
Fuck trannies.
Fuck janitors.
Fuck janitor applicants.

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Phoneposting is meta

You are here

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9000+ DEATHS SOON WTF WHERES THE VACCINE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>US State Leaderboard
151 total deaths
22/50 states on the board (CT/MI/MO/PA new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
67 deaths
>NY:
21 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL:
8 deaths
>LA:
7 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA:
4 deaths
>OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MI, MO, NV, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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I don't understand why so many Americans are refusing to take this seriously. Korea and Japan are only doing well because they are taking this seriously. We will be Italy 2 and young people will start dying when all the hospital beds fill due to spring breakers infecting their grandparents and all their friends

>Virkon S
I don't want to kill Corona-chan she is so cute!

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>Barista
GTFO soiboi

IM TRYING TO LOOK FOR MASKS TO PURCHASE AND MOST SHIT I FIND IS OUT OF STOCK FUCK

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Times that by 1000.

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Hey man, they'll have some of the most competent epidemic doctors in the world if they survive this.

>330 cases in Florida
>spring break zoomers are flocking here
>"just a flu bro ahahaha"
>government wont close beaches till spring break is over
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAああああああああああああああ

why's everyone posting ron paul i don't get it

Do I have to re-iterate this every time a cure or a vaccine shill comes up with something new?

There has never been a successful SARS vaccine made so far.

Is Germany in lockdown? Got a friend in Berlin who has been sending me snaps all day with him and a bunch of others having some beers in the park, playing ball etc

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Seeing from a few people that the UK is pretty much hit ICU saturation tonight.

We're going Italy if not in tomorrows numbers, the day after.

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Nothing to see here, move along...

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Leave Yas Forums

I think he's having a mental breakdown.

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>military carrying 60 coffins out from Bergamo because they ran out of space.
>they will be cremated in another region
ansa.it/sito/notizie/topnews/2020/03/18/esercito-bare-bergamo-fuori-regione_07ab11df-a27c-41a9-b546-ab2c5da3d6d0.html

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Indeed, Tea-user.

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>Thinks there is going to be a vaccine

Nah, you people have that herd immunity :^)
Don't worry about it.

The total stupidity of this should mean people hang when it's over.
It's not even difficult, Bill G giving a fucking ted talk 2015 that's how wow hard to see coming this was.
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=12&v=6Af6b_wyiwI&feature=emb_logo

...

>DO NOT WITHDRAW

>DO NOT WITHDRAW

>DO NOT WITHDRAW

>DO NOT WITHDRAW

>DO NOT WITHDRAW

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Rolling!

I've been unemployed for 7 months with a stem degree, you were already fucked before this unless you have at least a 3.7+ gpa from a top 10 with 2 internships.

Honestly we're better off with the devil we don't know with gorona-ghan

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no

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How are you coping right now?

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>Rub virkon all over my face
>Go blind and skin melts off

>that's how wow hard to see coming this was

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F

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How about that death to recovered ratio....now take china’s numbers out :)

You are nothing better than a 90 dollar espresso machine of Philips

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Make me

youtu.be/QPhe2n-p-mw

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The doctor is in...

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A couple leftists yelling here in my street. The world is ending and all they can think about is imbeeeechmint

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

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>Merkel makes announcement live on tv
>ok guys just socialize less and don't buy too much shit, it's not fair
>that's it lol
>cya

Is it over?

I post updates in two consecutive threads twice or thrice a day, stop whining.

NYC and LA faggots are going to panic leave their shithole and infect neighboring states/cities/towns.

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I've got medfag contacts I could ask but I just can't do it. What fucking difference does it make, I'll leave them to it.

So just buy printing paper of any size if everything else is unavailable. Better than fucking nothing if you don't have a bidet.

T- tengri protects. Turkmenistan stands strong

based

shut up mezo

this is the beggining.

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What discoed are you coronafags coming from? I want in

Don't worry, at 9 PM, all the dumbass bolsominions will make a panelaço in his support.

Fucking children, both sides. Hope they both die.

She is not wrong

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Fuck you I'm mad and drunk

Stay safe, pastabro!

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wtf

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>coughs and screams through the apartment walls

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#withdrawitall

*cough*

China is gonna get fucking nuked over this

What followed (chink) spanish flu?

You think history repeats itself is just a meaningless fucking saying?

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Oh my fucking god
Vaccination id,
EMBEDDED OR TATTOOED

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>522 people Infected

Soon we will join the exclusive club, 5 serious cases.
4 on lung ventilation
1 old fat fuck on cbp ( lungs fucked)

Some teenager forcefully shook my hand after i bought him beer at shop, cus he didn't have face mask.

Is not anyone else of being the impress with how Xi took care of the virus?

>vaccine
Should we tell him?

Seems to be working for you guys.

youtube.com/watch?v=uNM0sR6GL3U

THIS IS THE BEGINNING!

Tip: Later Samsung galaxy phones (plus probably other brands) can measure your blood oxygen saturation.

In the Samsung health app go to 'measure stress' and put your finger on the sensor by the camera

Gives you heart rate and blood oxygen %

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Hopefully they live in Israel

twitter.com/taitoush/status/1238825240840605696

lol imagine being on big brother and not having any idea that there's a pandemic and why there's no live audience

Agreed.

Boris fucked you guys.

3 digit deaths in a week.

heaven await for us, thight brother

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Rollerino

Do you have sand in your vagina, anã?

>muuh Africans are immune
>black supremacy
They don't know what's coming.

Based?

Indiana Congressman Jim Banks was on Michael Savages show and said that Trump and government officials are discussing how to get even with China. Right now they're looking into cancelling the trillion dollars of US debt that China holds.

THE HAPPENING REALLY STARTS AFTER THE VIRUS PASSES.

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ITT Post free E-books to keep all the bored anons busy while NEET life is being enforced on everyone.

Jews:

Blood Passover Arial toeff:
bloodpassover.com/

Red Symphony
docdro.id/awxXfEB

Manosphere/red pill

Smart and Sexy Roderick Kaine [men are smarter than women]
atavisionary.com/free-book-smart-and-sexy-the-evolutionary-origins-and-biological-underpinnings-of-cognitive-differences-between-the-sexes/

Sexual utopia in power F roger devlin
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/sexualutopia.pdf

The manipulated man estar vilar
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/the_manipulated_man.pdf

Conspiracy
The lifting of the viel [about vast pedo conspiracy controlling the world]
docdroid.net/Dh4yQ08/the-lifting-of-the-veil.pdf

behold a pale horse, bill cooper
docdro.id/oSSjjeB

Imaging 9-11. All the popular media, like comics, which predicted 9-11
docdro.id/sjfan7a

>the following are both available at cia.gov, cause they found it at some mahamadeen compound. Not linking directly there though for obvious reasons.

bloodlines of the illuminati
docdro.id/CRTbzb0

The conspirator's hierarchy Dr. Coleman
docdro.id/tBlM2rv

Spiritual/kooky/blahblah

lawofone.info/

Alien disclosure
docdroid.net/192biis/cosmic-disclosure-full-transcripts.pdf

2150 AD [reincarnation fiction]
docdro.id/ercmHPd

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Learn English memeflag Europoor

GUYS WE WANTED A HAPPENING WE PRAYED FOR IT AND NOW WE'VE GOT IT!!!

By mutagenesis analysis, it was found that (i) the hexamer AGUAAA and poly(A) tail are two important elements

The letter A = 3

333 is an angelic number that means whatever prayer you've requested, it's been heard and now will be delivered unto you.

WE ASKED FOR IT, AND NOW WE'VE GOT IT!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Will I make it?

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Yep, useless people addicted to petty politics.

I have dumbass ameriboos that only understand politics like the shitty "team" setup the US has.

2 dumbass teams that think they are the best and the other side only has idiots and nothing is ever properly solved in any way.

this fucking timeline!

fug

>Is not anyone else of being the impress

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Neither of those animals being eaten are carnivores. Chinese eating everything and letting it get ripe in outdoor markets is a problem, and how filthy they are in general.

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No, it's just the beginning user.

Stay home with your CZ-75's and pilsners.

Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

Yup, it seems likely that we'll experience what we always laughed at and dreaded. It's actually going to happen. What a clown fucking world. Unbelievable.

Reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. There are more cases showing up every day because we are now actually testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

When do I get my two weeks off?
I don't need to be in my office to work even if my boomer boss thinks I do.
Donald needs to mandate some vacation days for me.

I read that it's illegal to go out without facemask in czech republic now, is that correct?

Did they shut down that John Hopkins map? Hasnt updated in like forever

skribbl.io/?07wR8pVS5cqv

Skribbl ! Guess words which others are drawing.

Normal Edition for now.

Next rounds : Pol words !

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Redux for 10,000,000

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Xi very cool very intelligent. He kill virus with meetings! Firing people make numbers go down, incredible leadership.

Then why are they giving everyone $1,000 to buy food?
Also EBT gets topped up April 1st. All the toilet paper is going to be gone again.

i'd stick that up my ass

What do you predict?

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>still 0 deaths
After so much suffering colombians will inherit the earth

Yes. Doesnt have to be a mask, anything that covers mouth and mask will do.

i mean so do the chinese so moot point?

War

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In English Doc, we aint scientists

kek

In english, doctor I ain't reading all that shit

CORONACHAN STRIDES THROUGH ALL HALLS OF POWER.

Update: the US congressman who tested positive for coronavirus was on the House floor voting with fellow members early Saturday morning (i.e. after Friday midnight). His symptoms began Saturday evening.

(from NY Times)

>Update: the US congressman who tested positive for coronavirus was on the House floor voting with fellow members early Saturday morning (i.e. after Friday midnight). His symptoms began Saturday evening.

(from NY Times)

twitter.com/lookner/status/1240421720856633349

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Fucking BASED

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At this point testing 10 means 40 others are out there infecting people. The testing in the US is slower than the spread speed of the virus

She is wrong and she will be dead in a few weeks.

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Anecdotally, it's already been happening in NYC. Lots of wealthy people in the city have already been bugging out to the Hamptons.

PA fag asking again, now that all of pic related closed, whats the closest liquor store to the Pittsburgh area?
I go to college in Morgantown so I was thinking of just going there.

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300million, mostly inderectly

this the mark of the beast

Just a flu bro

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IN ENGLISH DOC!

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And less leftards. Less wellfare parasites. Less single mothers.

Just go to a Latina market, they aren't affected from panic buying

Good tip. I have already been doing this. No idea how accurate it is but you can at least see if it's tanking from the virus.

No, el salvador has you beat.

We its winding down

No one but the rich and lucky will make it

Based, but it's missing "tall girl" too

>checks flag
Oh nononon

Unironically think our gov is doing the best it can. I'm impressed with how they're handling it given the long list of impossible and bad choices. I feel reassured.

dis dummass spray his goggles red
how he see

I want the plug pulled on this simulation.

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SNOFF

CORONACHAN OFFICIALLY IN THE US CONGRESS

"And behold, Corona Chan did cause the great and mighty to tremble with fear".
The Book of Corona Chan, chapter 3, verse 3.

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One more try to double it. Check ‘em

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Digits DENIED.

getting ready to take a shower maybe

Digits and Chile will be the new Italy in South America.

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AIPAC & CPAC did this shit!

Holy shit. I'm an atheist but I'm about to become religious. Alot of shit in revelations is coming true and fast. Fuck me.

IS ANYONE ARCHIVING A TIMELAPSE OF THE MAPS?
>IS ANYONE ARCHIVING A TIMELAPSE OF THE MAPS?
IS ANYONE ARCHIVING A TIMELAPSE OF THE MAPS?

What about the rutheless? Ready to kill and loot? Will i make it?

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She doth bestride the world like a colossus

BEEFCAKE!!!

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That sprite reminds me of that browser strip poker game. Is she in it?

Fuck off mutt
Just cos your country can't do number (see common core)
Based data Hans has been doing this for weeks and long may he continue
(and Porto user)

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Well, a bank president just died in Portugal due to Covid complications.

Maybe just the lucky after all.

>every state but West Virginia got it
>tfw Yas Forums memed West Virginia so hard due to Fallout 76 they were spared from the virus

TODD HOWARD, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

Praise be to Corona-chan.

Can you kill a virus with your bare hands

>US +2825

Ummm... bros? Is everything ok down there? I'm a big faggot, but I consider our two countries the most based on earth and I hope we get through this and can have more good times.

Uh oh

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Imagine being a middle class white guy in Baltimore this summer with an AK, several thousand rounds, and covered in level 4 armor plating.

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong.

I almost passed out taking a shit, is this corona?

fuck off normie

PA liquor stores are state run, they're all shut. You going to drive to Ohio, provided they're not all shut? I got a few 1.75L bottles of Sobieski vodka and pouring a shot from a fresh bottle is a comedy of errors.

How long do you guys think we have until society starts breaking down and the government has to put on iron gloves?
>here's some OC for you boys.

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I think I should move to China and wait till everything settle down. It is now much safer than Europe after all.

Dying to a measly virus. In the end, god's smallest creature did the beast.

probably just wait to prep next week or the next, yawn

Just listening to Finebaum podcast. He had some journo on who had the virus. She said she only had one day of feeling terrible and she was already feeling better by the time she got the test results. This is the shit I like to hear.

Then no food / supply from the military when the real lockdown begins. We are so fucked.

daily remember those +37 cases are just +12 hours before the last check.

no, but i can kill other people for supplies.

so did the lockdown just not work at all? What was the point of shutting down the northern part of the country if it didn't even help

mmmm.... G A T O R

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