Dear Frens

jelly desu sempai

Your countdown has begun too. I'm so sorry :(

Good luck user

Statistically some of us will die

fuck, ok, it's been written now
*cracks a beer and the Bible*

Dearest user,
If anything, take this time to spread Corona Chan's love throughout the most diverse parts of your town. Let go of hate, and go to your local community centers, synagoge, etc and allow those around you ever closer...at least within 1 feet.

I wont let you die user. Rerolling

People like you should be locked in jail and left to die.

It was fun shitposting with you

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Know that feel fren I've got brugadas syndrome and I'm worried shitless hopefully we heaven is segregated

You too pal!

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Sorry my nigger

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I've got shit lungs lad, let's roll together

See ya in Heaven, fren.
It’s been fun...

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It has! I wonder what Yas Forums in heaven will be like?

R O L L

Roll

they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

Gaaaaaay

I don’t think anonymity will be part of it..
Memeflags gone.
Geographic location all the same.
I think we’d just visit each other...
looking forward to meeting all my Yas Forums friends in person..

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I’m sorry you’re gay..
What’s your point?

you were so close with those quads

F

Fucking rolling

Don't gib up yet

You're death will be horribly unpleasant. These numbers confirm.

bye user. take care.

lose all frens and you may live

I've got athletic capacity lungs but also asthma. How fucked am I?

Bummer dood. Looks bad for you based on those digits.

See you on the other side brother

user so fuckin dead, no trips. if u contract the air aids make use of it frend, death is no longer a fear.

Just be a NEET user.

roll

248888888

shit

Peace homie, say hello to Peter for me.

Just self-isolated until this is all blown over user. It might get lonely, but you're worth the effort. Best bet is to invest in chloroquine/hydroxichloroquine, that seems to be the most promising treatment for stopping the disease from ravaging your internal organs. Best of luck to you!

SPREAD

IT

S you fucking kike

Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell, but where do mutts go?

What a shame

It's been an honor.

You got a loicense for dying ?

McHeaven

All dogs go to heaven

>you lot
>going to heaven

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Shut the fuck up larping pussy

Roll
Rip in peace

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ROLL

Don’t worry Hitler will save you.

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Dont worry user, I'm here to save you

We had a hell of a ride, user. Good luck, have fun.

Trip dub dub is a tough one to beat but I'll have a swing at it. Dub dub trip you live user.

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I donate these trips to safeguard OP's new NEET life.

ROLL FOR GREAT JUSTICE

I have seen the future and you will survive.

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Oh fuck is he gonna survive or is Satan fucking with him?

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Live damn it

Same here fren. It’s been a load of laughs. I’m still working driving a produce truck. I figure it’s just a matter of time. At least I witnessed the Zimmerman trial and the 2016 election. It’s been a hoot.

An hero user. WW4CD?

god speed space cowboy

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user, Maybe boomers who will die from CoronaVirus are the lucky ones.
CONSIDERING what's coming to this Planet maybe dying now from Corona Virus is a blessing actually.

The Fifth Trumpet.
…5.The locusts were not given power to kill them, but only to torment them for five months, and their torment was like the stinging of a scorpion.
6.In those days men will seek death and will not find it; they will long to die, but death will escape them.
7.And the locusts looked like horses prepared for battle, with something like crowns of gold on their heads, and faces like the faces of men...

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Close

It's been an absolute pleasure shitposting with you, user.

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Rolling from above

checked and witnessed

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Uhhh. I think kek wants op to die?

Lads it's been an honour and privilege shitposting with you

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goodbye

Sam here my friend. I have a heart condition. I can't shelter in place I need to provide for my child. She wont go hungry as long as I can walk. If I die, i love you all.

You almost got the same trips twice holy shit

I was born with shit lungs (mom smoked I think) 4 collapsed lungs and pneumonia twice. Surgery 3 times. Mostly when I was a young teen. Haven't had a collapse in 10 years tho. I ain't fucking going outside unless I have to.

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Roll

That’s not what you digits say

Rollerino

We will shit post again one day fren

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No dice

go shoot up a mosque before you die

Isn't garlic antibacterial, so it doesn't do anything against viruses?

time to roll

Hope the best for you user. Hope you get laid before you pass away.

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We tried... it’s not working.

That's fucked. I remember reading some medical letter that indicated my mum had smoked too, luckily my lungs have been fine. Good luck user.

A shot and a miss

I already am.

I tried fren...
>dubs
so.... maybe?

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...

It wasn’t a response to the challenge so no. Op is still dead.

Welcome faggot

Rip

Ok this time i let you pass.

I'm not a mutt. According to ancenstry I am 99.8% welsh and .2% Southern England. My family has also been in America since the 1620s. Jamestown era.

Roll to save OP

>keto
>intermittent fasting
>wim hof method

Thanks! Yes we did!

t. god

Rollin' in the name of Jesus.

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Yay! Op is saved!

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kek wills a long healthy life with plenty of shit posts. Your time isn't up.

Take care of your child until the very end! And don't give them any sign that the end is near. Cherish every moment! I have two kids myself.

hoping for trips fren

Did she smoke while she was pregnant? Pretty sure that's what fucked me up. My mom denies it but I've seen 2 pictures that are pretty damning.

Eat a can a day

KEK