/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2252 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

In Carnaval we had 0 cases. Our first cases were actually people who fled Carnaval to go to Europe

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Hey guys!! :D
I saw this really really cool image from another thread!!!
But.... i'm too niggerbrained to understand what it means.
can someone plz help me understand this amazing image?!

Thank U anonz!!! it would mean so much to me!!!! :3

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>US State Leaderboard
150 total deaths
22/50 states on the board (CT/MI/MO/PA new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
67 deaths
>NY:
21 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL:
8 deaths
>LA:
7 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA, OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MI, MO, NV, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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Don't worry guys, she's safe.

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Yo! Fuck you all.
People are destroying the earth. They deserve to die. The only thing I hate is the number of infected people in China is slowing down. I think chinks cause problem on the earth. They should die more!!!

I love her

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>less than 10 000 deaths

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The US is really flying up the corona leaderboard now

FLORIDA CONGRESSMAN WHO VOTED IN THE HOUSE ON FRIDAY TESTS POSITIVE. CONGRESS BTFO!!!!

Wasted on a chin shill post
Sad
Nobody buys your numbers Chang

NIGGER SHES SUPPOSED TO BE OUTSIDE OF THE SUIT

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>job is maybe borderline an "essential" business
>good because I won't lose my job or my monies
>bad because I want to NEET out for a month when the nationwide lockdown happens

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or this little guy

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2 days, tops.

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Hey user, good work, nice spreadsheet, any idea about median age of deceased?

For about 12 more hrs maybe

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>14% GDP growth for US Q2, worst since WW2
Drop, not growth

Coof

this week we will see the damage that the carnaval caused

Why should I care about this? Why are we shutting everything down?
For the sake of boomers?
I lose my job, my school cancels the semester, my gym closes, and pic related (the biggest outdoor party in Canada) gets cancelled BC a bunch of boomers will die?
The same boomers that sold us out to the globalhomo agenda, who have all the wealth, own most houses, and eat up pensions and welfare?
Why. Tell me one reason why I as a zoomer should give up all this for boomers?

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How long until the neetbux checks arrive?

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why did you suck off a nigger?

shut the fuck up happenoomer. by JULY this will all be in the past. screencap this post and if i'm wrong i will not do SHIT because i will ABSOLUTELY NOT be wrong.

>minus

You guys are next.

Ol Boris done it again.

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>22:33: 137 new cases and 1 new death in Brazil.
>22:10: First death in Jamaica.
>21:39: First death and 7 new cases in Burkina Faso. The patient was lawmaker Rose Marie Compaoré, the 2nd vice president of the National Assembly.
3 dead niggers in a row

She's done with the outside. Now she's inside.

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>total cases in the United States
youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI

Shit is going to hit the fan next week. They hospitals aren't reporting the real numbers.

MARIO BALART LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Looks like the epidemic in Chimpzil is in full force right now, since they test only people with severe symptoms.

There is a -

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

uhhh bros?
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=304&v=RGWiBgvxJsc

Quick self test for coronavirus:
Grab your balls and smell your hand, if you can smell your ball sweat you're still good.
This shit is unironically more consistent than the official quick test that only reports 1 of 3 infected cases since loss of olfunction seems to be happening in 2/3 of patients.

Please read this:

Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - less than 10 cases - shit is under control;
Light Orange - more than 10 cases - it can still be controlled;
Dark Orange - more than 100 cases - why didn't you control it?
Red - 1.000 or more cases - you're fucked;
Dark Red - 10.000 or more cases - may The Lord help us all!

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 35.713 cases - 2.978 FATALITIES / 42,5% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 17.361 cases - 1.135 FATALITIES / 16,6% MR;
>Spain, 14.746 cases - 638 FATALITIES / 37,1% MR;
Germany, 12.327 cases - 26 FATALITIES / 19,8% MR;
>France, 9.134 cases - 264 FATALITIES / 95,7% MR;
United States, 8.601 cases - 133 FATALITIES / 64,6% MR;
>South Korea, 8.413 cases - 84 FATALITIES / 5,2% MR;
Switzerland, 3.028 cases - 33 FATALITIES / 89,2% MR;
>United Kingdom, 2.626 cases - 104 FATALITIES / 61,5% MR;
The Netherlands, 2.051 cases - 58 FATALITIES / 96,7% MR;
>Japan, 1.611 cases - 36 FATALITIES / 5,1% MR;
Belgium, 1.486 cases - 14 FATALITIES / 31,1% MR;
>Norway, 1.479 cases - 4 FATALITIES / 80% MR;
Austria, 1.471cases - 3 FATALITIES / 25% MR;
>Sweden, 1.196 cases - 8 FATALITIES / 88,9% MR;
Denmark, 1.091 cases - 6 FATALITIES / 80% MR;
>Malaysia, 790 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 3,2% MR;
Canada, 662 cases - 9 FATALITIES / 42,9% MR;
>PORTUGAL, 642 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 40% MR;
Australia, 568 cases - 6 FATALITIES / 18,2% MR;
>...
Brazil, 372 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 75% MR;
>Galiza, 341 cases - 4 FATALITIES / 57,1% MR;

148 infected countries.

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>germany beat spain today
>now we just need to beat iran and italy before we can battle china for #1

the Notes column has ages when available, someone could get a rough estimate by going through that

Show me your /prep'd/ face?

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source ?
I want my Trumpbux

It's not the second coming yet, it's yahweh's wrath to china and the world for tryimg to re-write the word and semites spreading all kinds of degeneracy across the world, claiming to be the chosen and so on.

This is the divine punishment to give the spiritual and religious time to repent before the ending the next few years. China is now experincing nattual disaters all over amd more to come.

I'm praying for my brothers here on Yas Forums. That's all, the ones who chose the life of degenracy and sin deserve to die now.

Yahweh's wrath currently aside from the plauge: mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1240374305860530178?s=19

UK had like 50 deaths today
They have almost the same death toll as the US
with less than a third cases

based

You shouldn't. I hope you and everyone like you drowns in their own fluids.

All lies and propaganda, I live in a village, we don't have niggers here.

Deaths by Corona in a map.

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Reminder for noguns there's still time to get a crossbow and take the /thwick/ pill.

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I've looked better than this after a two day bad trip

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Ready to make money boys?

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comfy picture

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How's it going for everyone who's under lockdown? And by lockdown I mean police and/or army on the streets. We're slowly getting to that point. They really wanna contain this shit bad, accelerating when it's just at under 300 officla cases. When are those of you under lockdown or martial law, allowed to go out, for what reason, how do you go buy necessities and such?

I half-belief this due to the reports of males having groin pain with the virus.

Had a low grade fever for 3 hours but now I'm back to normal. no cough or shortness of breath. mild headache but that also went away
How fucked am I?

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What's with the huge corona pee stains in the middle of the ocean?

>Our first cases were actually people who fled Carnaval to go to Europe

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F to Italy.

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mo' people, mo' problems

Germany is still behind Spain

>all of the media repeat a 2% kill rate stat

>actual stats show a 4% kill rate

really makes the noggin get joggin

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It isn’t a matter of should or shouldn’t. You WILL and ARE giving it all up. You have zero control and that’s the real thing that you should think about.

no Jamaica
no Burkina Faso

Well I finally know someone that has it. Went to high school with her. She's 24 with a kid and is breathing bad / on oxygen. Otherwise fully healthy.

Based and nsdapilled

I was a lazy faggot that put off investing in stocks for a couple of years.
Looks like I won.

Chinless New Mexico Governor closes all recreational facilities.

Holy shit look at the sign language interpreter going to town.

youtu.be/uIO5y6OjPi4

why

Is it true that in US every state does quarantine differently?

I'm under a shelter-in-place order which has no bearing at all on how I live my life because I never leave the house regardless.

>coronachan confirmed just minutes away from me

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Posts like this is why I don't feel sadness at the growing death toll
I know that 99% of them were nothingburgers and it's fun to imagine the exact moment when the penny dropped and they realized they're about to die

This isn't a nothing burger is it guys............

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I'm gonna get drunk now

Islands.
Or Archipelagos.

I HAVEN'T HAD A COUGH OR FEVER BUT MY LUNGS HURT

AM I DYING? PLEASE HELP

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They’re all young and healthy so they won’t lol

Hey data friend, I'm amazed, that you collect all the area specific info.

trying to get nigs to work in Africa will do that to a man

Really?
Didn't know about that...
Thank you, user.

Based

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Yep.

if it took you until now to realize this, you are fucked fren

Let a man dream in peace

You are a FUCKING NORMIE if you aren't enjoying this.

>live near high infected area
>had cold syntoms and congestion
>cold syntoms went away, congestion lingerd
>few days later congestion got worse and its become slightly harder to breathe
>dry coof
>mild headache (due to congestion)
Its been an honor /pol

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based clothing

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>sit inside all day
>still get a fever
yeah fuck off

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Nothing here so far. All the cases so far are "isolated" around the richest part of the state and I'm a poorfag, so the quarantine is mostly a precaution where I live.

May this Sigil mark the home of a believer. Beware those of little faith. Praise Corona

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Who put cocaine in this dyke's iced cofffee?

Good idea. You should kys

Far from one, the moment shills came from every direction was the red flag

It's getting closer to my middle of nowhere town. Shit is inevitable.

Thank you for the recognition, bro.

well i prepped anyway so i'm fine

>germany
>ever beating Italy
PO PO PO PO PO PO PO

*kills herd immunity plans*

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I posted in last bread, but I wanted to wait until 6pm to post. Considering the USA hasn't really been testing, IMO, the best way to gauge where we are at is the deaths per day, because that is the most accurate number right now.
So here are the numbers from outside of China. March 2 and on should be fairly close to the path we will follow.
Also, I projected the numbers for outside China to Mar. 31 in red

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how? we arent testing enough people, tests are taking 5+ days to be processed. We are at the tip of the iceberg.

F bro

If Trump gives me money I will vote for him.

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I'm not, because my gym is closed. This was all fun until they closed my fucking gym.

good fren, I am glad

i also have this. My lungs hurt slightly when i breathe deeply. It isnt my intercostal muscles because ive torn those before and it felt different.

i legit had this exact same thing happen to me last week
and never before in my life

THANK YOU CORONA-CHAN FOR MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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tfw when you realise that nationalism has won.

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Yea my entire county is the middle of nowhere and it's here.

kxii.com/content/news/Confirmed-case-of-COVID-19-in-Fannin-County-568900051.html

The Herd will survive
The weak do not deserve a place with the Herd

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Beating up niggers, legally and getting paid $50 per hour??
Bro
Dream job

Well, judging by looking through it real quick it's all old people.

>when they tell you the actual likely death toll

Have you been drinking any alcohol lately?

source

Nope.

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the burgers realising this is real two months late is the real happening here kek

>gym
Fucking normie, do some bodyweight exercises.

yes u should kys, but first go visit the local synagogue

Nah, germany had that sorted out during colonial times but britain had to chimp out as usual

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Buy some rings. Better than nothing

Is there anybody still alive in wuhan? Or has the whole city been wiped out?

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What am I looking at here?

I'd enjoy it 100% if it weren't for the possibility of Ch*n* buying the dips on every country and basically enslaving us all.

A CCP-owned world is worse than the worst hell.

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PREP GUIDE WHERE THERE WAS A LINK FUUUUUUCK ;__:
>PREP GUIDE WHERE THERE WAS A LINK FUUUUUUCK ;__:
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>PREP GUIDE WHERE THERE WAS A LINK FUUUUUUCK ;__:
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When are the UK going to deal out free cash for every person

What a great job, shooting rioting nogs for $50 an hour.

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>still no cases in the Falkland Islands or St Kitts and Nevis
Yep, it's a nothingburger.

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This is my prep'd face.

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lmfao

>lots of toilet paper
>i only shit one/twice a week

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zeig fahne

in the pastebin, at the bottom

This is it for us user, I can already feel the fibrosis

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Asta esti tu? Ai penor feminin?

based and herdpilled

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Share me some hazmat suit wojaks please

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Alright guys all jokes and memes aside. When can we see things decreasing in Europe? Like when is the turnaround with all the new lockdowns going on

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Oh shit, forgot to mention, from left columns are Infected, Deaths, Deaths Per Day

Seems to be a correct assumption, generally.

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psyop for a vaccine
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so what's happening in china?

honestly this happening is probably the most exciting interesting happening in my life time

pretty entertaining tbqh

Why was the hillary duff thread removed?

Is there anything on the impact the virus has on first trimester pregnancies or is it too early to know? Newborns seem OK but they were basically already fully developed before the virus hit. I know things like Rubella cause birth defects. I’m 8 weeks pregnant and I haven’t left the house in almost a week because of anxiety about this. But my husband still has to go into the city every day so he may just end up bringing it home with him.

Worse, user. Way worse

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April 15

Don't worry. China is literally incapable of not being fucked over by something at every opportunity.

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Humans lived in caves for aeons and presumably evolved with bats. Subhumans hunt and eat bats from China to Africa, and have done so for ages.
The Industrial Revolution was powered by coal AND bat shit. The 19th Century was known as the Guano Age, because before the advent of artificial fertilizer agricultural lands in advanced economies were fertilized by bat shit. The War of the Pacific (1879-1884) was literally fought over guano deposits.
So humans have been encroaching aggressively on bats' habitats for centuries, hunting them, eating them and collecting their shit in massive amounts, in times when hygienic standards were low to absent and people lived symbiotically with other mammals. No coronavirus ever made the jump from bats.
Then one day for no reason at all, these SARS-like coronaviruses not only jump to humans, but become human-to-human transmissible as well. It happens around the time Gain of Function research into enhanced pathogens really takes off, and every time a novel coronavirus is discovered every BSL-4 lab in the world ends up isolating and enhancing the strain 'for research purposes'.
What are the chances of three massive outbreaks of SARS-like coronaviruses in two decades?

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Danke Kamerad!

This
Here since #80
Oh times have changed lol
> 2 weeks

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I have two more sets of the P100 filters, and two more P100 masks with their own filters. This is for two other people and myself.

If we're good on food, how long will the filters and masks last us?

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checked

in about 2-3 years at best

When are we getting the free money?

>Lose job last year because toddler got sick with respiratory issues, and I needed to take time off I didn't have to take care of him
>Take a break from Yas Forums to focus all my time on getting a job, because on unemployed right before holidays and no one hiring tapped me out of savings
>Finally after 5 months of looking, land a job last month through a temp agency, but still way behind on bills, so no cash
>Start coming back to Yas Forums now that rent has been caught up and landlord is no longer looking to evict my family
>Start seeing threads about China virus, but can't look too into it, because National Guard keeps grabbing me for orders due to our unit in a constant shuffle (making shitty lower enlisted pay and taking a loss every day they pull me from work)
>Get a grand total of 2 days off this entire month so far, and won't get 2 more until the end of next week
>$30 to my name, can barely buy food for my family due to price hikes, and the threat of the virus could shut down my new job any single day

I wasn't even /prepd/ for normal life...

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think that is a real female user, sorry

mega.nz/#F!nmwHBDyA!vGPayhDp1VFubkc2UQPdkg

1-2 Year according to RKI

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All that hard work of mine paid off

I actually have rings lying around that I got a while back but I can't figure out how to hang them up. After I set it all up and it feels fine, once I put both hands on and try to do dips or something, they come all the way down. They look like they're fine and feel right until then. The pull up bar at the park is the only decent place I have to set them up.

What's up Radu

This is Beijing this week

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I wanted to see the pic but it 404d ;_;

>1, 2, and 3 are sanctuary states.
>5 is the largest port state plus has at least one DoJ-designated sanctuary city
>4 has a designated sanctuary county according to the Department of Justice
>6 is a sanctuary state
>7 is a tie between a non-sanctuary state which has issues enforcing its ban on sanctuaries, a sanctuary state, and a state with multiple sanctuary jurisdictions
How is this not just caused by shitty state policies again?

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>that hand

You'll outlast 99% of people, so long enough.

500+ already

China took over a month with more extensive measures. Our government predicts a peak in JULY, which means it's not going to reach the current level again until November.

Thank fuck I wasnt the only one to recognize that

haha china is (still) fucked, but they are blaming it on foreign devils now
beginning to wonder if maybe they will try a decapitating strike against US now
they're clearly divorced from reality enough to believe they can win

No data yet, but I wouldn't think so, because it's a flu-like virus, which usually doesn't lead tp birth defects, but it can still lead to early death after birth due to babies having usually underdeveloped lungs.

Now I'm having a laugh at my country because of this. Our government is just like "wash ya hands and you will be fine". Refusing to test people unless they have been in contact with someone who has been confirmed to have the virus. Forgetting about the fact that political meetings have been held so thousands of people have been in contact with strangers. But just wash your hands and you will be fine

we are past 2 weeks + testing days already

now that's a cute Corona-chan

Never was

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>Government is keeping all security details and infection spread models secret
This is it, guys.

to disinfect your groceries, can I leave them by my front door undisturbed for 4 days? Corona-chan lives on surfaces for 3 days max.

Well then, who brings you necessities? Friends and family or some med/social worker?

Yeah, I wasn't referring to a virtual quarantine, but an enforced one. They're talking about some segregation measures here, such as allowing the elderly to leave only at a specific time, so that they don't mingle with everyone else. Public gatherings were restricted to under 500, then under 100, then 5 and now 0. They're gonna vote for the measure to allow the army to help the police and maintain order and whatnot. I don't particularly go out myself, but when I'm told that I can't do it, regardless if it's for my own good or not, I'm really compelled to do it. Not going to, just that yearning for freedom, for being able to do something, even though I wouldn't care about it in the first place. Not sure what that's called exactly. Kinda like how a prisoner must feel in jail, but as the years go on, once that freedom is attained they start to miss their "home", their cell.

Still, pretty interesting how the entire world is going on lockdown. Oh and also, Germany's withholding our masks as well. Pretty funny. I think they're doing the same about Switzerland & Italy.

I know right

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Bro, we know for at least 2.5 months now it is most likely escaped (on purpose or not) from the wuhan bsl4 lab....

Even if the masks protect you from the virus, they can't protect you from people looking at you funny when you wear them outside

Accept your fate, user

1000 by friday

I live an San Antonio and they announced a ban on restaurants, bars, non essential businesses. I work at USAA as a barista so am I closed down now?

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What is flu-like about it? Because 0% of its genetic material is influenza

Based if real

FIRST US CONGRESSMAN INFECTED
CONGRESSMAN FROM FLORIDA TESTS POSITIVE

bro how are you alive

How does that burger taste?
I hope it's to your liking.

u have been blessed by the fox of kawaii. respond to this post or your mother will die today

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>*gets reinfected with a different strain, and dies, because of worn out system from last infection*
heh nothin personnel, boris

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Probably two years, assuming WW3 doesn't happen.

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You can bake the filters at 50C/120F for a bit is what I’ve read to sterilize. Any scrubbing or water will ruin them.

ITT?

>the chin
she's doing her fucking damndest to hide that fat

But we had similarly terrible pandemincs many times before, we just have so many people around the world and we are so connected that diseases spread much further.

Also, all that "know-how" is still limited to people that have the minimum amount of education, which many aren't.

pretty dope looking city

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>caring what people think about you
typical memeflag

Dont know. the windy dot com site is shit because it has no archvie for what so ever reason.

NEETbux when

Who will help me for a Kung Fu Panda Legend of Awesomeness parody with Coronavirus theme?

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Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda!
Raised in a noodle shop, never seeking glory or fame,
He climbed a mountain top and earned the Dragon Warrior
name.
Ooh Ah Ya!
Kung Fu Panda!
Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom,
And master the skills of bodacious and awesome!
Kung Fu Panda!
He lives and he trains and he fights with the Furious Five,
Protect the valley something, something, something,
something alive!
Ooh Ah Ya!
Kung Fu Panda!
Legends of Awesomeness.
Sweet
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Hear the legends of the Kung Flu Panda!
Raised in a bat soup shop, always seeking money and power,
He climbed a mountain top and earned the Coronavirus name.
Ooh Ah Ya!
Kung Flu Panda!
Master Soros saw the warrior blossom,
And master the skills of ___ and sickness!
Kung Flu Panda!
He lives and he trains and he fights with the ___,
Destroy the valley something, something, something,
something to death!
Ooh Ah Ya!
Kung Flu Panda!
Legends of Sickness.
Sweet

(The parts with ___ is where I don't know what to replace them with)

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>US State Leaderboard
151 total deaths
22/50 states on the board (CT/MI/MO/PA new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
67 deaths
>NY:
21 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL:
8 deaths
>LA:
7 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA:
4 deaths
>OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MI, MO, NV, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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Means the end of (((Hollywood))), sooner hopefully

Washington reporting in
So far out of 67 deaths, only 3 were under the age of 50. And out of the 67, at least 19 were in the same nursing home.
Its still too soon to get accurate data on non boomer deaths

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Absolutely not.Its massive not for the coronavirus hype.but for the reason its being implemented.

SO KAWAII

reply or mom die

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Here you're allowed to go get groceries but you should go alone.
You're not allowed to stay outside without a written and signed document with the motivation. You're also not allowed to go to other counties.
I'm not going out as I already prepped in advance, too afraid to get the virus, a fine, and having a criminal record.

>3 days
lmao I wish

24h -72h under normal circumstances
up to 9 days on metal / glass / plastic
>30 days under perfect conditions

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Where do you find these?
Asking for a friend, obviously

Post tits

>Well then, who brings you necessities? Friends and family or some med/social worker?
parents

i used to sometimes leave the house to walk but i also have a treadmill so fuck leaving my house until this is all over

>pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronavírus

I meant the symptoms and how it spreads.

蟹になりたい

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If Trump gives me 1000USD I will kill his political enemies.

The most likely explanation is that the chronic mid-level stress is causing acid reflux. Acid reflux mostly feels like heart and lung pain, and in severe cases can cause asthma. Try a course of omeprazole combined with antacids at meals.

t. had the same problem

Well

Only taxpayers lad

it's okay user
the NG will be mobilized and get frontline pay
just try to not die

oh shit. Your carnival was still going on?
Damn son.

faggot

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>If we're good on food
Just curious what people consider "good on food"? 1 month? 2-3 months?

I have about 6 without rationing and I'm still wishing I got more

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It was never a nothingburger. It was a happeningpizza from the very start.

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>friends telling me country will be locked down by the end of the week
hope you're proud of yourself nothingburger shitposters

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I do not care about the virus, but the economy is fucked, prisoners are being freed. RIP USA.

Wtf?? So this shit is gonna keep doubling everyday until that? Holy shit we're gonna fucking die lmao

Zero cases in Tahiti??? Bye bitches!

Pic related

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Sorry, 00:23 local time, too dark to take pictures.

I have American citizenship. How do I collect my trumpbucks?

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...in minecraft

I want the free money too why is boris keeping it for himself

Gerne.

SCRIBBLE ! We had some good rounds.

POL+Meme words.

skribbl.io/?07wR8pVS5cqv

watch2gether.com/rooms/wbo8sed0znzxu8cj3d

JOIN SKRIBBLE

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Panic-buying aside, it's a joke out in Northern California compared to how serious it ought to be. A number of businesses are abusing loopholes to get defined as 'essential' to stay open, including Gamestops.

Enough people are staying in to murder the restaurant industry though. Apocalyptic drops for anyplace dependent on dine-in customers.

>not the gep gun
you're a coward and a homosexual

I can still hope

nigger get some payday loans and stock up for your family what is wrong with you

No. It's going to come in waves. Wave 1 isn't even the worst. Wave 2 will be the worst.

My family and friends think I'm a nurtter. I try my best to explain they need to mentally and physically prepare themselves for a serious change im lifestyles and the world as a whole. They domt care. All anyone cares about is toilet paper and their Twitter account. We dont deserve to be here. Il convinced we are being punished for our selfish ways. And nobody cares that china caused this mess. They simply think its "no big deal". Our world will never be the same and noone cares but you guys. I love all of you. Even the nothingburger pricks. May the world change for the better. Even if it means we get scraped off the planet. I'm sorry God. Forgive us our evil ways.

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>virus just starting to spread outside of China
>numbers growing exponentially
>chinese liars admit at least 4k dead which actually means 120k dead chinks and growing

Strap in boyo

Pay taxes in the US

The purpose of the actions being taken is to try to increase the doubling time.

inb4 brings it to tahiti and decimates the population

From now on all reply or mom die posts are invalid.

>In Carnaval we had 0 cases.
>government doesn't test
>we 0 cases!
You deserve this epidemic and everything of bad it will bring to you.

I drink so rarely that i dont consider myself one who drinks. No

>Then one day for no reason at all, (...)
>What are the chances of three massive outbreaks of SARS-like coronaviruses in two decades?
I understand you're implying there's some conspiracy going on, but I remain skeptic about it. Unless there's some Snowden-like or Wikileaks-like leak that can be confimed then I have to remain skeptic about it. You may even be right, but I just don't want to jump into that conclusion at this point.

At this point, to me, it makes way more sense that this was another incident caused by a lot of factors like, among others, lack of sanitary supervision, culture, etc. This one, unfortunately, got out of control.

I fucked your mom

Essentieller Poster

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Well... economically no. But in real terms? You sit in your house for a few weeks eating beans and there isnt that much toilet paper. Aw yeah and people who would have died from a strong gust of wind die anyway. Absolute nothing burger.

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>free Gibs for all affected by Layoffs

GIBS ME DAT

Oh ffs
Your Yahweh cares about fuck all except beetles.
There are more types of beetle than all other species combined
And the pinnacle of his creation?
The cockroach

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Tomorrow we get to know if we get into total obligatory quarintine.

reply or dad died

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cute fox

They make cheap straps with clamps that work. That was one thing I had been warned about. You can just use rope but kind of a pain to readjust them - still worth it IMO, feels like a healthier and more useful workout. When I was 5repping ~500 on parallel squat I never felt as strong as I do now, and my endurance is way better too

yep, happened without any precaution, no travel restriction for China nor Italy

>pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E
>Bayern, man, 90
RIP WW2 Veterans

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Bullshit. Screenshot this bitches.

thank you. i'm going through archive.4plebs.org/pol to find more

Your argument might work if it weren't such a recent phenomenon. SARS appeared 2002, then NL63 in 2004, HKU1 in 2005 and MERS in 2012.
Keep in mind coronaviruses rarely change host or infect more than one species. And all these 'discoveries' coincide with bat virus research including gain of function.

I also bought vegetable seeds and already have some fruit trees in my yard. And prepared jars to preserve some of them.

Fuck off already

faggot

>tfw license expired

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>implying
Beetles are pribably just his favorite bug baka

Deine wiederholten Ziffern ehren mich.

I hate that normies are starting to say your not allowed to blame China for this.

I also wish i could just hibernate for 6 months to see how things are then. Im already kind of bored of this story and we are just starting. My ADD mind cant handle it.

Who else has moved on from Lookner? What do you watch now?

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>Germany under lockdown
lol wrong

this image disturbs me

Probably.

BJ and his numpty advisers still saying 1%

POOO [[PP NIG

Hang in there, mate. Courage. Keep going.

youtube.com/watch?v=D_Vg4uyYwEk

bombsuits dont even defend against bombs how they help against virus

The Brazilian death was a jew, or a sayanim.
But you are right anyways, hermano.

Explain

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The fug is that

Honestly I just really enjoy watching him have mental breakdowns on stream.

Socialist medicine BTFO again!

>military carrying 60 coffins out from Bergamo because they ran out of space.
>they will be cremated in another region
ansa.it/sito/notizie/topnews/2020/03/18/esercito-bare-bergamo-fuori-regione_07ab11df-a27c-41a9-b546-ab2c5da3d6d0.html

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I hope Japan's isolation/autism helps them pull through this relatively well, so they can do Nanking 2.0 and keep making anime for the new world.

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fuck off i bet your irish

Yes, it's not unrealistic. The number of new infections may well drop during summer as increased UV kills the virus, but we can expect a phase 2 next winter. This is what happened with the Spanish flu, the second year was far more deadly than the first. And remember, if quarantine is relaxed, infected numbers will go up again. So, we have a world economy in smoking ruins, and a lot of people looking for someone to blame. WW3 ensues.

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what is this?