/comfy/ late night /balk/ curfew thread

I have enough to eat for the next month. The only thing I haven't stocked up on is cigarettes. My nicotine addiction might kill me after all.

>he smokes cigs
>continues smoking during a virus pandemic which targets the lungs
never gonna make it
its much better here than in the west, thats why i want to go to a large supermarket but its still risky
but it is nice that i get a taste of the sweet NEET life

Eat shit asshole

nah. I'll appropriate whatever is necessary, when it becomes needed.

Almost no one out on the streets in Bulgaria too.

no troling. can someone from serbia explain why do you people smoke so much ? i know one guy from my class, serbian, he smokes the whole time and caughs like old man and he is only 22. ? why so you do it ? i know its addictive but not many adicts smoke as much as serbians do and its not that common on others.

I think the balkans should be wiped off the face of the earth

its extremely comfy, i might go out and /nightwalk/ at like 1 in the morning when the police is hopefully not patrolling

I was generally in awe when I observed how everyone stands in a line two meters from each other, how fast but still collected people are in the supermarkets when shopping, janitors are doing their job on 200% bleaching the floor and the cashiers are extra polite with adequate gear and expensive facemasks.
I thing this plague has awoken our memories of how to do shit properly like our ancestors, and forget about trivial bullshit for a while.
Guess thats how it was for you during the yugoshit dumpster fire of the 90's.

But why? We can all get along you know.

Today got told at work that I get 100e per month until this blows over (down form about 500). Was supposed to get a pay increase this month....

Got food for about 2 weeks with lots more back at my parents place so no worries there.

im under mandatory quarantine and they often check whether i'm at home so I can rarely go out ffs

agree
no idea
wasted
agreed, i only know 1 albanian guy well and he is pretty nice
where do u work?

If it’s the balkans you know what that truck is carrying. Dead Gypsies.

How were you exposed to that shit and who brings you tendies?

Take care Serb bros, God bless.
It's pretty scary stuff here in Brazil. They say brazil might end up like Italy.

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Irritated by the clapping thing... I mean maybe the medical workers feel nice because of it but i simply hate humans and everything they do

Jesus imagine the favelas once people start panicking about the virus

State of emergency officially declared in Macedonia.

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Maybe I want to die

why?

I think its fun, people finally doing something together ... albeit in a sheeple way (someone on goyim media told them to).

Because he lives in the balkans

You are like a week late to the party. Enjoy weirdness outside.

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Legal trainee at a law office.

Welcome to the club. We have the first night of curfew here.

alright bros im going on a /nightwalk/ its just too comfy, if i dont report back i have been v&

No, you fucking mutt. Living in the Balkans is the only thing that keeps me going. And imagening how my mother would be sad if I died.

Can I go in a night walk in Serbia or will I get killed by a landline that was left over from the great holy Chetnik wars of the 1990s

can you send me a truck of dead Gypsies

its because of the police enforced curfew you fucking retard
dont double post newnigger

how common is name bojana in serbia?

>tfw westerners will never understand comfy late night walks

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I need a truck of dead Gypsies you don’t understand

People will usually stay away if you open carry. But it could provoke them if they are more numerous or it's Easter or something bc everybody drinks a lot then.

If you wanted to ask about mines then no. Serbia has no mines. Bosnia on the other hand is a horror show. People lose limbs to mines even today.

Kek, their streets are crawling with armed nigger packs, they can't even spend warm nights outside around the city

The thing is, it already felt like a state of emergency. Schools have already been out for a week, cafés and restaurants have been closed too, and the town where the initial outbreak happened was completely isolated. I think official are just trying to benefit somehow from it. I guess the virus that's the biggest threat to /balk/ is not corona, but corruption.

Nobody would consider it weird but it's not that common in recent decades.

I wish I could

Well they probably just copy western measures asap to look cool and competent ... since they are neither, I dont really see what exactly they are going to steal. More likely they would try spending some of that shit they hoarded, look around for new cars after this whole thing blows over.

brate you need 1 year food supply at the least

W-whats with the names Boyan/Boyana?

I wish based šinteri bros would seize this opportunity and cleanse the streets of stray dogs.

expat here
Germans are squabbling in queues
Ive seen with my own eyes Germans pulling on a sack of flour between them like dogs
Cashiers work with fear in their eyes

brazil only has 3 deaths and 350 confirmed cases. We ain't taking it seriously.

its just a flu bro

its always entertaining to watch you balkaniggers squabble like children. Every Balkan country is identical in culture and demographics to its neighbours and yet you all hate eachother. Its honestly hilarious, like watching two niggers fighting over who's blacker.

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Well, бoј is an alternate word for battle. Makes sense people in this region would name their kids after that.

Probably west/central germany, the ostie boomers likely still carry the skill of the ordnung breadline lmao.

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>havent left my house in 3 months
>king vucic puts country under lockdown
>get out and walk the empty streets like god
feels good man

Shut the fuck up Canada. Serbia will get its revenge on you one day. Arkan himself will come back to shove a bayonet up your hindu ass.

We use the word to describe a fistfight instead.
Makes even more sense now.

serb frens
aquire more food
what you have in your village at your parents place
is not enough
you need more of everything not just flour and pigs to grill
also if you have less than 100kg of flour and corn each thats weak
laku noc

>Serbia will get its revenge on you
Serbia doesn't have a grudge against Canada, they have a grudge against you mutts. If you said Croatia you'd be a little more accurate but of course you're a retarded fucking mutt who doesn't know anything at all.

It's close enough I guess. Fistfight would be тyчa or тeпyвaњe/тeпaњe in the south.

Do I say fucking nigger American government is safe? Every congressman will be raped by bayonets when Arkan comes back

Better to not like your neighborhood than living in a politically correct hellhole full of degenerate leftists, LGBTQGOFKFFKEJ+ people and niggers

Leave it to the mutts to ruin anything comfy that balkanites make.

Lmao, I assumed you were just getting offended on behalf of the Balkans but your stupidity and poor English skills suggest you are in fact from there.

Your pm is a lesbian you retarded faggot

>Balkaniggers aren't gypsy/turk/Greek/mongol/Slav/albo mutts
My fucking sides

Look man, sometimes I just gotta shart in the mart. I have 3 beautiful mixed race kids I’m going to take care of and one day they will be soldiers and police officers. God bless Israel.

Sounds beautiful fren.

She is a lesbian, but nobody praises her for it. Everyone makes fun of her and she has no legal status a lesbian. She can't marry or whatever.