WITHDRAW IT ALL

Your boipussy?

nope, i'm not a hysterical over-fat under-brained middle class American who watches too much Fox News and PornHub

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I have been thinking about it. Any insider info about this? Im afraid my savings will go to shit.

NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN $45.79!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT THE $8.52 IN MY CHECKING ACCOUNTERINO?!?!?!?!!

my money still won't be worth anything

Fuck off chang

you'll be dead, what will you spend your money on?

99% mortality rate.

>EVERYONE GO GET YOUR MONEY TO PREVENT A STOCK MARKET CRASHING FROM EFFECTING YOU, BY CAUSING A CRASH THAT WILL DIRECTLY EFFECT ALL OF YOU

Wonderful logic.

Although I think I will take about $500 and keep it with my 9mm in my console.

>becoming a target for the raid
no thanks

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Faggot once a bank run takes place the money is already worthless.

Most valuable items post bank run:
- Cigarettes
- Booze
- Marijuana
- Vagina

Stock up faggots

This is what an actual Russian troll looks like.

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>Marijuana
no

What's the boipucci to vagina ratios at

Tried to withdraw 10k cash Monday from Wells Fargo. They straight up said they didn’t have it. Come back Friday. No shit. Orange County CA.

>Most valuable items post bank run:
>- Cigarettes
>- Booze
>- Marijuana
>- Vagina
thank god this country is full of retards like you

Nah. I've got what I need for quite some time. And if the fiat-paper tanks. It either swing back or not. And if not, it'll be as worthless as paper, as it was as a figure on my bank account.

If bank is gonna lose all the FIAT currency than the FIAT currency is worth nothing because there is nothing backing it... oh wait

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MOTHEROFGOD

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I have a friend who was in Bosnia Serbia war, he said liquor and weed were the most valuable assets that could be traded for anything

Not one mention of guns. That MUST have been a proxy?

Isn't there that FDIC thing where if you aren't able to withdraw your money due to an economic crisis the federal government will pay you 150,000$?

>not taking out your cash and spending it all on toilet paper

Do you thing credit cards are going away?
Your fiat money will be just as useless as your credit cards.
I've got a fist full of silver dollars.

>>not taking out your cash and using it as toilet paper

That's not a surprise. The whole branch might have had$10k, or maybe even less. That's the money to service customers for the day, so they're not going to hand it over in one transaction. If you want to take out large amounts, banks want a heads up. Usually at least 3 business days. Sometimes longer.

What are the alternatives to storing cash?

Just think, that slob got someone to marry her.

Fuck off chink

tfw your balance is negative

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If its really going to crash __now__, shouldn't I be maxing out all my loans instead?

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ill be laughing while sipping a coors light, stoned off my ass gettin a blowjob. the cigs are for the whore to get rid of the taste

This is only being pushed by crypto fags

Nothing brings people together like a bank run

>withdraws $20
done

Shut up, you!

Right?

Not true for a major branch. 10k is nothing.
T;wife used to be a banker

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Banks will be lending every last penny they have. If a bankrun happens a total collapse will be happening because they won't have anything.

>EMPTY YOUR BANK NOW
My cash robot won't give me more than 900 at once.

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What money? Trudeau already took it all and gave it to China.

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She’ll confirm they usually want notice for any large $3k plus withdrawls.

Just pull what they have then max out ATM daily limit and repeat the next day.

You have literally nothing to lose, also
>kikes have nothing to get come rent/loan payday
fuck em

THE YIELD CURVE HAS INVERTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My bank has limits of 100k a day. How many weeks do we have?

Look ,take it all out, get nothing after dollar dies. Leave it in and get percentage of new (at discount) buxx. Be careful

>EMPTY YOUR BANK NOW
Way too late for that, buddy. We live in an era where all your wealth is just a number on a screen. Even if everybody did a run on every bank ever, all it would take is for somebody to just use the chip on their debit and credit cards to access that number on the screen at the bank.

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The media is started to tell you not to. That means the banks are running dry.

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I cant take money out of mine, their website is down

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Wise hedge. Have at least $1k cash at home and of course some btc.

Bank runs are impossible now because millennials don’t even know how.

The TP standard

God damnit I hate Americans so fucking much
The coronavirus is what you get for getting so fucking fat

Everyone already has guns. We just keep it a secret.

What's a 100k in nipbux worth as buggerbux?

TAKE OUT ALL YOUR MONEY

STAND IT BY FOR RESOURCES

FUCK BANKS

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PERFECT!

>Having a bank account in the first place
For a board that hates the Jews, you retards sure like to trust them with all your money. None of you are ever going to make it.

Good god man that’s seven rolls per week. Do you realize the value of this potentially?
Noticed

FDIC insures bank accounts up to $150k. Anything over that and you’re on your own for the remainder. Up to $150k.
They don’t pay you $150k if you can’t withdraw your funds, and let’s be real if we were at the point where we need to use the FDIC insurance, the petrodollar is dead anyway.

You forgot ammo.

hey you fucking niggers, can we wait at least 36 hours before starting the bank-runs so I can get one last direct deposit? please?
I just need to spend that money on a gun or else I'm defending my shit with a bow and minimal arrows and a few melee weapons

I would think spending it on goods that you can barter with or physical silver and gold.

Remember the bank run in Greece a few years back.
They blocked all withdrawals to keep the banks liquid but limited greekniggers to 50 bucks a day.
doesn't seem implausible for that to happen again,.

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I wish I could

NICE TRY CHANG
Chinese shills trying to encourage a bank run to damage America. Fuck off

its 250 now

that last little snowball at the end made me laugh

>NICE TRY CHANG
Hahahaha the shills are calling everyone chang now.

>They blocked all withdrawals to keep the banks liquid but limited greekniggers to 50 bucks a day.
>doesn't seem implausible for that to happen again,.
Fuck man I better start transferring money over to Australia

The US dollar is gaining value against every other currency. The entire world is coming for US cash. It will run out.

>all
kek

We're gonna need more money.

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Thanks for the heads up.

A mosquito bit me on the eggs

In Eurozone absolutely. The Cyprus haircut is even more alarming.

USA works differently.

Lmfao you have no idea how money works

But then I'll loose out on my 0.1% interest?

If 1 dollar is roughly 100 yen (actually 107) it's about ten million yen. Just assume when I say 100k Ive already converted it to burger units.

BRRRRRRRR
FUNNY MONEY MACHINE

Overdraft, bro

Whats the point? If everything crashes the money will be useless anyway

aw hell naw im cummin in there

Already did.

What's the point in breathing if I might get hit by a car today.

Money might become useless. But I'm willing to bet it won't.

why?

If what everyone is saying is true, the Euro is ogre, and anyone who has it will not be compensated either

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Ammo, dummy

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why does that make me want to withdraw everything IMMEDIATELY

That is one strategy.

Banks have infinite liquidity. They already have giant reserves by historical standards and the FED will give them as many loans as necessary.

Are bank runs even going to be a thing now that we all have debit/credit?

If it's bad enough to stuff dollars in your mattress it's bad enough that those dollars are fucking worthless.

Thanks tips

How do you pay for your online orders with all money in hand?