/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2250 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

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>US State Leaderboard
149 total deaths
22/50 states on the board (CT/MI/MO/PA new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
67 deaths
>NY:
20 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL:
8 deaths
>LA:
7 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA, OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MI, MO, NV, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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Please pray for her. She's not your typical boomer and fought through the depression. She's even redpilled on the JQ and hates communism.

R E S E T

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Honestly you people laugh at oven hoarders, but you really dont have enough ovens yourselves. The average oven burns 450 Jews per day. If you have an oven family of 10, that's 31,500 jews a week. Over 126,000 a month and over 6,000,000 in 4 years. Ovens will be worth their weight in shekels in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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>Mother lied to me and went panic buying
>She's now coughing.

Does peroxide kill Corona?

Where is all of the footage?

>late Jan: lol look at crazy user with his prepping and gas masks
>early Feb: lol look at crazy user with his prepping and gas masks
>late Feb: lol look at crazy user with his prepping and gas masks
>early Mar: where did you get that mask user? and what do you recommend stocking up on?
>late Mar: we've sent everyone else home without pay, but you seem less likely to get sick, so you're still on schedule user

literally my situation

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>New York 532 cases today 11 dead.
>New York 532 cases today 11 dead.
>New York 532 cases today 11 dead.

There is no stopping what is to come, embrace opulence.

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PANDEMIC “WILL LAST 18 MONTHS OR LONGER,” LEAKED US GOV’T REPORT WARNS
>PANDEMIC “WILL LAST 18 MONTHS OR LONGER,” LEAKED US GOV’T REPORT WARNS
PANDEMIC “WILL LAST 18 MONTHS OR LONGER,” LEAKED US GOV’T REPORT WARNS
>PANDEMIC “WILL LAST 18 MONTHS OR LONGER,” LEAKED US GOV’T REPORT WARNS
PANDEMIC “WILL LAST 18 MONTHS OR LONGER,” LEAKED US GOV’T REPORT WARNS
>PANDEMIC “WILL LAST 18 MONTHS OR LONGER,” LEAKED US GOV’T REPORT WARNS

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2020/03/us-govt-expects-18-month-pandemic-with-widespread-supply-shortages/
>The US government is reportedly preparing for the coronavirus pandemic to last 18 months or longer and result in "significant shortages for government, private sector, and individual US consumers."
>A 100-page US government plan was leaked to The New York Times, which today published an article summarizing the highlights.
>"A federal government plan to combat the coronavirus warned policymakers last week that a pandemic 'will last 18 months or longer' and could include 'multiple waves,' resulting in widespread shortages that would strain consumers and the nation's health care system," the Times wrote.

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Just got off of my daily horse ride, what new numbers are there? I saw tzht Italy is going back to mideval levels of plauge
It's not fearmongering you retard, it's real life.

Also reminder to pray tonight, even if you aren't Christian, it works wonders speaking to the divine

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>SPREAD THE VIRUS TO DESTROY THE NEW WORLD ORDER AND CLEANSE THE NATION, THIS IS OUR TIME!!

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Reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. There are more cases showing up every day because we are now actually testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

More food for you

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>THERE IS NO STOPPING IT NOW!!

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It takes like 3 weeks dude

youtube.com/watch?v=qV6r3UkIz2I

Bolsonaro and high ranking government officials holding a press conference

All of my coworkers and family are getting sick, how much time do I have left, Yas Forums?

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The potential for Florida is strong. MY BODY IS READY. I have my gun and I have prepped.

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Trumps final act of draining the swamp will be to nuke Beijing

We are at the opening stages boys and girls. While we knew of this since the beginning, the normies have only yet realised they are fucked.
There will be riots, raids for supplies, blood on the streets. Europe has only come out of the starting gate, we have tens of thousands more to die in the most conservative of projections. Corona-chan has come for the white man and she will not easily be satiated.

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Bon voyage maman

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COVID BTFO

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Stay safe Floridabros

poor Ebola-chan

I-is the end nigh you guys ? I thought this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic. Should I get some masks and some toilet paper ?

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Argie threads are best threads.

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Nobody seems to be talking about Egypt. The situation unfolding there might be even worse than what's happening in Iran. Government is censoring everything and the country is so densely population.

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Au revoir mon frere

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So the all the cases were invisible before and positive tests soaring now that they test is supposed to be an improvement somehow?

>Be stock exchange boy in the NYSE
>Screaming all day
>shit is hitting the fan
>this faggot little nothing burger is really causing problems, damn, my number line, damn
>go out for drinks with the boys every night
>shits a fucking mess, right guys?
>get up early next morning to return
>have to be there every day
>fuck this shit is whack
>dropping constantly
>wheres the bottom AAAAAAAAAA
>get home Wednesday afternoon
>find out 2 people in the NYSE have confirmed cases
Do you jump?

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It takes about 5 days on average. It can be practically instantaneous or as long as a month though in SOME cases.

Played golf yesterday ,Went shop and beach today My french and Spanish mates were envious but we will probably be on lock down longer..

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Based.

LOWER NUMBERS IN ARGENTINA
WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BROS

>A hoy, miércoles 18 de marzo, hubo 79 casos de personas infectadas, con 16 recuperadas, 2 fallecidos quedando 61 casos activos.

>As of today, Wednesday, March 18, there were 79 cases of infected people, with 16 recovered, 2 deceased, leaving 61 active cases.

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>9 day staff fired today where I work
>tfw scared that my night job will somehow become unsecure even though the place I work needs security/fire marshal cover 24/7
Fuck my shit up.

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WHERE'S THAT PREP GUIDE?
>LAST DAYS
WHERE'S THAT PREP GUIDE?
>LAST DAYS

Who gives a shit? Africa is a black hole, just like China.

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I STARTED COOFING TODAY. FUCK I DONT WANT TO DIE WHY ME I NEVER LEAVE MY ROOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Pray, the virus may already be in you, it's not to late to plea to Yahweh, Yeshua and the choir of angels to spare you.

ive killed that fat fucks robots so many damn times

So here's the fucking thing. When this bitch was ravaging China I was concerned that I wouldnt be allowed to go to Japan for my studies that I was excited for.

So turns out I cant, BECAUSE OF EUROPE.

Seriously how the fuck did that happen? I thought we were the superior people? Anyone explain to me how we could fuck it up worse than China?

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>we’ve been at a million cases for the last month, you just didn’t know it so it’s fine

The source of the virus has been identified.

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CORONAVIRUS CLUSTER IN NYC HASIDIC COMMUNITY CONFIRMED

nypost.com/2020/03/18/coronavirus-cluster-in-nyc-hasidic-community-confirmed/?utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

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Leave one bullet in the chamber

The market is going to die tomorrow. Far worse than anything we've seen thus far.

Bumpty bump!

USA will be a 3rd world country if these policies continue for 18 months, and not because of Corona directly.

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b..bros?

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“People are virus, so humankind kill the earth eventually.”
People have to admit that they destroy the earth too much. Now, it is payback. Enjoy you fuckers

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They're not covering up numbers unlike china ( we think )

How deep into the woods would I have to hike to find you?

Could be psychosomatic dude. Do you have a fever?

Two gorillion dead in the US?
Oh vey the goy are trying to steal our thing!
As long as dumb fucks keep gathering outside in large groups continuous waves of corona-chan will keep this fire burning year long.

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Our governments are retarded.

There was a super-spreader in the hot rainforest region here that infected at least seven others. Forget about summer ending it.
archive.is/RcQUU

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It's more likely that the symptoms are just psychosomatic if they started between shopping and returning home.

Only one institute is testing. Wait until everyone has testing capacities.

Belgium has always been inferior.
For reference; your country's history.

Florida is going to be eviscerated. By the end of the week you'll be in the lead for cases in the US.

Based.

>1000 deaths in 1 day
that exponential growth is about to fuck nothingburgers up

Why are there reports of PPE shortages in Washington? Shouldn't there have been at least some kind of reserve at hospitals and not just some temporary inventory that you refill every few weeks during normal operations?

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GUYS I FOUND WHO STARTED THE VIRUS

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THESE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS
YOU BETTER PUMP THOSE NUMBERS SON

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Qrd of today's news please been slaving all day..

Isn't Denmark financially supporting employees who are forced to go home? Savages.

Malbrán is colapsed, so expected a huge increase suddenly

covid19.webs.upv.es/INFORMES/Informe_18032020.pdf
Prediction from university politechnic valencia

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Still watching the white house presser...

The self-testing is kinda hard to do. A nasal pharyngeal swab is not something anybody could do. Even if you make the swab thinner, it would still be the same.

Good
>tthird world
No but shit will get hard
I own a massive amount of land, you'd hit a electric fence before you get miles from me brrother

bros...

>be me
>cleaning garage with my dad
>we find a 12 pack of 3m n95 masks

what do?

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Today OFFICIALLY, Corona:
Reached 200k+ contamined
Reached 8k+ deaths
And reached 4% death rate.
Now EVEN BY OFFICIAL NUMBERS WE REACHED
the SPANISH FLU LEVEL OF EPIDEMICS.

YEAA BOOOIII

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HE CANT KEEP COUGHING AWAY WITH THIS

>Implying China isn't currently being ravaged by it
>Implying Chinese figures are remotely accurate

ok xioomer

Biggest news recently is that Italy is somehow getting worse during the lockdown. I'm guessing that Italians don't like staying home.

Bruh how much do you think is in reserve? If everything’s good do you have a year’s worth of groceries?

Yes but if US becomes a 3rd world country then actual 3rd world countries will become like 6th world countries so US will still be on top

>pandemic with this virus
>retards go outside and say 'just a flu bro'
>the said retards never get it and die
Life is bad

doublez and you are infected

wear them dumbass

or a grenade..

Yeah, that chinese biolab did a great job naturally creating this virus and naturally releasing it into the world.
Truly, the karmic forces are at work here.

Cases go up, no stop in sight.

lol imagine losing the fight for independence against Belgium....

also reached 10% death ratio (recovered:dead)

isn't the definition of 3rd world gommunist and 1st capitalist?
>usa wont go to being a developing nation

The infamous scientist Samelch Hydoku??!?! HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT???

>Do you have a fever?
No, but my chest hurts a little. It feels like asthma or something like that.

He's right you know.

>I say a prayer for the forgotten 55,000 who will die in the US from the FLU this year, all because it doesn't have a sexy new name and can't hurt Trump's re-election to hype it.

>But they will be every bit as dead as those dying from #COVID19, the only virus that counts.

twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1240402916059553792?s=20

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Oy vey, the unwashed dirty goyim have tainted the pure race of Isreal

It'll get worse since people aee more connected now. 2020 will go down in history for a very long time

Reminder:

UK confirmed the virus is far more virulent and faster spreading than it anticipated.

WHO wants full testing for EVERY suspected case

WHO demands Africa and Middle East be honest and publish accurate stats so the virus strength and spread can be measured properly.

Thousands of corpses are being stacked on top of each other due to a ban on funerals. Mass burn pits are being suggested due to the high infection rate of diseased corpses

Thousands of deaths caused by "seasonal flu" may in fact be Covid related due to China hiding it from the world for more than 6 weeks.

Why not put the peer reviewed cure with a 100% success rate in the research section?

drive.google.com/file/d/186Bel9RqfsmEx55FDum4xY_IlWSHnGbj/view

twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1240371160078000128

HAHAHAHAH imagine being american

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New York Times, you had one fucking job. You can't even zoom in to decipher this shit

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I guarentee this will happen. ''Just a flu'' normies will go out drinking, having sex, be fine and the neets will die coughing on top of their stockpile

This is a red board, dumb chicken.

At least this will end the >summer will kill it meme

Imagine being the dog of two countries

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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Futures are up dumbass. I hope you’re right.

Same and cheers, gonna be quite happening once boomercausts and chimpouts begin.

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Semites where cursed from the start, Isreal will perish and the toutured people of Palistine will take back the land stolem rrom them

Being a cuck (((Globalist))) leaning (((Democracy))) with inept leadership in every aspect of society and constant debate which causes things to never be achieved.

vs a Chad Ethno Nationalist authoritarian state with one leader,one system.

BASED BILL

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We lockdown soon

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! CHINA IS ON FIRE!!! THIS IS THE END REPENT NOW!!!!

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1240374305860530178?s=19

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>tfw the worldwide boogaloo will probably go on for months :)

youtube.com/watch?v=sXbRLyzgHjc

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!
numba 1 Yas Forums girl
>numba 1 Yas Forums girl
numba 1 Yas Forums girl
>numba 1 Yas Forums girl
numba 1 Yas Forums girl
>numba 1 Yas Forums girl

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country roads

Good job Bruce. Sorry we overtook you the other day, we thought scomo would fuck it up worse than our retard

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FUCKING ZOOMERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He would have a point if the deaths weren't happen in lieu of the flu. This is happening on top of the virus. In fact, more people are likely to die from the flu because hospitals will be overrun.
He's just a dumb boomer trying to cope

That's if the rest of the world declines as well. But imo, USA i poorly equipped to survive this well. Not really their fault but as far as cities go the potential for unrest and looting is high anyway and the way their healthcare is built it's prone to handle this poorly.

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That's the HERD mentality that will save us. People need to man up like Brady

>US State Leaderboard
150 total deaths
22/50 states on the board (CT/MI/MO/PA new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
67 deaths
>NY:
21 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL:
8 deaths
>LA:
7 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA, OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MI, MO, NV, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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>drive.google.com
>peer-reviewed
lol

also 25% complication rate, dead on arrival

lol no, there's a bottleneck in the only active tester institute (Malbrán), there's 5 deaths awaiting post-mortem result and 2 provinces are in complete lock-down (Chaco & Salta). This is gonna be worse than Italy since it's influenza time, the govs officials are completely retards and Buenos Aires City has the same demographic age as Lombardia

Read this: ellitoral.com/index.php/id_um/230517-en-dos-dias-marcelo-sain-volvio-a-dar-motivos-para-ser-echado-por-osvaldo-coni-cherep-opinion.html

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He's just butthurt because his stawks are down

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What a time to live in upstate new york

Yet neither have managed to annex us despite their best efforts.

Same thing happening in (((Berlin)))
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/18/fears-lockdown-parties-will-increase-global-spread-of-coronavirus

I hope so. Some "mafiot" faggot from Italy got back here and just posts 'just a flu bro' videos on facebook all day long and tells everyone to go outside. The authorities don't do jack shit.
Please someone kill you.

and don't forget about the bats in the amazonas jungle

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Enough to cover the period during which additional production can be bought online.
Assuming key industries even have a pandemic oriented preparation plan.

This feels like a guy who had been riding the "it's just a flu bro" train for so long he
can't get off anymore without losing face. So now he has to keep posting retarded shit. Massive amounts of cope

Groceries? No.
Food? Yes.

What about Tay tho

stand strong, care for your kin and hold the line
youtube.com/watch?v=E4YbZXsYDCM

Except that's not happening.
half of critical cases are under 35 years old

Ummm, bros?

twitter.com/RichardEngel

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I just coughed up some blood, is this a symptom of corona or am i safe? Also got a sore throat, no fever i think.

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Yup. Doesn't matter though, I don't mind.

I was maybe meming a bit, but I can see the US cities becoming like South Africa, with normal white people having to live in guarded areas and travel to work in bulletproof cars because the niggers took control of the city.

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I love you Corona-Chan

>he believes chinese numbers
wtf

If it is a psyop, I suspect it was to rebuild EU borders after denazification is finally complete. It took a long time to rid europe of the aryan pride. Now that it's completely Jewish, it's time to reel in pride again and use the power of the european people to take over the world.

I enjoy how you didnt even read it and complain about where it is uploaded simply for the purpose of allowing everyone to read it rather than it's actual content

WTF is ((lookner)) even reporting on anymore? It’s like he’s hoping for the end of the world

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They're easing us into lock down. Guaranteed that everything will be closed Next Week and police and army will be on the street at the end of the next week to control and check social distancing.

They'll try to keep factories running formal while longer, but it will grind to a halt for a large part in the next three weeks.
Screencap this for the Dutch.

Because it does nothing. 100% cured of those who didn't have to go to the ICU. Did you even read it, 15% got too sick and HCQ did nothing, while the rest got better in 6 days instead of 8. Good job the ones who would have died died anyway and those who lived did anyway because the critical case percentage is still 15% without it.

i'd fuck the retarded kid with the cap

Guess this is it then?

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Till Spring 2021 is whats being said.

Riots expected next week btw.

Take heart, she will smash forever the "diversity is our strength" mantra.

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Praying for her user

Those yids had some ceremony despite warnings not to gather, just can't take the jew out of the jew...

God's wath is a glorius thing to witness. They did this to themselves trying to re-write the word, let the plauges begin, soon they will ffeel war, then famine and finally the death of they're nation for they're unforgivable sin.

Get fucked ccp.

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I don't get the joke. Explain, please.

Futures are down

What could this be

skribbl.io/?00dhMrnGr2nd

HARD MODE - POL WORDS

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>97 cases in Argentina
>97 cases in Argentina
>97 cases in Argentina
>97 cases in Argentina

Have this nigger really just coughed up blood and has to ask if he is safe?

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If you wish to help with COVID-19 relief here are some projects: helpwithcovid.com/

Why annex something that'll listen anyway?

cases and deaths in Lombardia, the Italian region at the center of the epidemic.

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New cases, or total?

There are places already for that, no need to upload to Google Drive. It's just a biopharma scam.

I love you coronachan

We're getting it too; there's already 18 cases and a death in my county (Monroe)

10,000 by tomorrow

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By the end of the april everything's gonna be well, people will keep as before, but...

>[Peter Attia] Just received word from an ICU doctor at a small NY hospital: They are officially out of ventilators and are now double venting patients with COVID (using the same ventilator for 2 infected patients). Do everything possible to avoid infection. PLEASE ISOLATE as best you can.

Best of luck, US! Your next weeks are going to be rough.

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People like to make fun of Burgers but there is a large (heavily armed) section of the society that would not tolerate that.

Nah you safe nigga

You are already dead

but it's a nothingburger

Stop bullying Corona-chan

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>Italy +4,207 (+475)
Is their healthcare system really this shit? Even chinks weren't dropping this fast.

Total, for now.
We're having the same problem with test kits limits.

Kek

yeah big pahrma is pushing a cheap generic drug that's been on the market for decades and is readily available throughout the first and third world

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It's going to become the new normal for people to live in separate ''pods'' away from each other. They will speed up the introduction of automation and robots in production. Goods will be transported by self driving trucks. Food delivered by drone. People everywhere just work and communicate over the internet,

Pretty based. The era of neets is upon us.

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Fookin ell lad even I know to av a calm drink in the pub while this chinky flu is spreading... not av a fookin party.

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coughing up blood is a sign of strength

To the one user replying to my tax return issue, I did file digitally. My return has been stuck because I'm waiting on the IRS's retarded fucking letter telling me how too mail them my 1095a and 8692 because their boomer-era system can't just plug in the info themselves. They will only accept it via fax or mail, so I'm basically not going to see my return for the next few months minimum. This is what the bitch over the phone told me after being on hold for an hour and a half.

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This is what happens when you suddenly go zero emissions. We will experience our weather going haywire. Expect really cold temps soon.

A new molecule was found. It is believed to be the cure for corona.

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based 'murica

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he was making like $4k a day a month ago, he is probably making twice as much nowadays

It's happening unironically
All numbers are aligning just as Yas Forums predicted

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That's because China's lying dude

he must be a xioomer

I'm seeing a sudden resurgence in "JUST A FLU BRO" posters. Things must be serious.

>359 cases in Finland
>only 10 in hospital
Something does not add up here.

>Even chinks weren't dropping this fast.
They were dropping faster but it's just ashes now.

You might not have Corona, but you might seriously have cancer.

Antiquated ideas have been smashed.

This motherfucker THRIVES in hot and humid climates.
When it grips the rest of Asia and Africa. We're going to see some serious fun.
All nations have turned inwards. There will be no foreign aid for them.

thank fuck i decided to drop out this semester

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