COMMIES ABSOLUTELY SEETHING RIGHT NOW

Yeah I assumed it was more an Australian/Canadian thing, they’ve been buying all our baby formula since they found plastic in chinese formula

>superprocessed made mostly from sugar
>food

Why Americans are SO fucking stupid? Why they buy that shit?

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The average American eats one box of honey nut cheerios at breakfast. for a family of 5 that's over 150 boxes a month. soon cheerios will be worth their weight in gold

Costco is something of a specialty store in that yes they do in fact sell food and goods by the pallet, and the price you get for buying in bulk is pretty great. If you have a large family it's pretty great.

I can't wait to have a big family.

is this you? The amount of seething... Christ.
Open a box of Twinkies and wash it down with Big Gulp or something.

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No this shit is the real gold.

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19st?

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Honestly you people laugh at pallet hoarders, but you really dont have enough pallets yourselves. The average American uses 1 pallet per day. If it has a family of 4, that's 28 pallets a week. Over 2 Costcos over the course of 18 months. Pallets will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>The food court is nice and cheap.
I swear that food is impossible to digest. There's no way it's made to be consumed.

Same. Costco shopping is fun as a family.

Costco food never gives me problems. The churros are the best.

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'The Sun' didn't hive you hint big enough?
It's a random pic fromt 'fats' folder. Cut down some sodas, diabetes is messing with ur eyesight fren.

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Top kek

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That's why we use 2 rolls of toilet paper every day

19 stone, or 120kg

None of those things ran out. I'd like some fucking toilet paper though.

You can find the same kind of nuveau rich Chinese in only a select few places in the U.S., for the most part they haven't penetrated our urban areas in the way they have Australia and Canada, though why I can't really say since until very recently we've been just as accommodating. You can find a surprising number of rich Arabs and Indians, a lot of those gas station owners from the 90s ended up rich lol.

Just open up your ass cheeks and spray a hose on it. Problem solved.

That isn't even close to reality faggot. Let me break it down for you
>Be American
>wake up at 7:30AM
>Eat 4 donuts and an entire box of sugar brand sugar cereal for breakfast despite being 25
>shart (or wait until walmart trip later) and shower (every 3 days). '
>Brush teeth with fluoride and lead toothpaste
>get in car that has a $300 a month payment
>drive to wage slave job
>Make sure to drink an entire 2 liter on the 30 minute drive.
>Get to work
>Free donuts and coffee
>4 hours into work, you get a break
>15 minutes? I can make it to McDonalds!
>"Yeah, I'll have 5 big macs, a large fry and a Diet coke and a Salad, I am eating healthy"
>Consume it all in one gasp
>Return to work.
>You are late, Mr. ShekelShoah will doc your pay!
>Time for a 2PM snack
>3 slim jims and 2 cans of Diet Dr. Pepper.
>5PM, quitting time.
>Better stop at the drive through, I don't wanna cook!
>Hi, I'll take 6 Doritos locos tacos, 3 nacho fries and diet pepsi.
>Time to do some shopping.
>Better go to wally world.
>Arrive in parking lot
>Dump all the garbage in the parking lot.
>"Welcome to walmart"
>*SHART
>Cleanup on aisle 10!
>Go to food section
>Fill my cart with delicious snacks
>Hohos, twinkies, frosted flakes, a 48 pack of Diet Dr. Thunder.
>Not a veggie in sight.
>Check out
>Cashier sharts as we both shart in mart.
>Arrive home
>Time for second din din
>Microwave tendies
>The entire pack of tendies
>And a diet coke.
>Have an entire gallon of ice cream for desert.
>Go to bed at 8PM because Dr. Shekelstien says I need to come in early!
A day in the life.

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I don't want to shower 10 times a day because I got the shits, all so boomers can stuff spare bedrooms with toilet paper for absolutely no fucking reason other than being retards.

trust those truck drivers man. Without them we would all die

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the truth is the United States has the most robust food supply chain in the world.

food should be the least of this countries worries right now.

>mini boxes

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Honestly you people laugh at Costco hoarders, but you really dont have enough Costcos yourselves. The average American uses 1 Costco per day. If it has a family of 4, that's 28 Costcos a week. Over 78.27 Costcos over the course of 18 months. Costcos will be worth their weight in Costcos in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>posts image from England
>calls Americans stupid

I usually eat a second family size box before bed as well

Costco actually has a ton of organic and unprocessed stuff too. Way better than Sam's club.
They've got shit like tires too. You can get pretty good deals on some stuff.

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This desu.
Truckers are the backbone of America and have no reason to shut down now. They work in isolation and get paid highly for it. If unemployment does get higher, people will simply become truckers.

Adapt, improvise, overcome.

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ya I was specifically talking about the hot dog tho every time I eat there I have digestive issue for 2 days.
I still take some all the times ho well

My family eats a box of Cheerios about a box a month. There are 4 of us.

Anyone else regret how much purell we used just two weeks ago? God now I’m down to a tiny pearl a day. Two weeks ago I was slathered in it.

>Shameless hello kitty ripoff
>Still delicious .

You have a weak and leafy digestive tract.

>Yeltsin asked customers about what they were buying and how much it cost, later asking the store manager if one needed a special education to manage a store. In the Chronicle photos, you can see him marvelling at the produce section, the fresh fish market, and the checkout counter. He looked especially excited about frozen pudding pops.

>"Even the Politburo doesn't have this choice. Not even Mr. Gorbachev," he said. When he was told through his interpreter that there were thousands of items in the store for sale he didn't believe it. He had even thought that the store was staged, a show for him. Little did he know there countless stores just like it all over the country, some with even more things than the Randall's he visited.

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It’s probably doing more harm than good anyways. Strips hands if oils that probably act as a barrier, and over-sanitizes making us more prone to infection, not less.

You go to Costco if you like to shop once per 6 weeks. Main exception is hosting a party with a lot of people to feed and serve beverages to. I do it, saves me a lot of money. 200 bucks for over a month's worth of food is rad.

If there is one thing that the United states has proven beyond a reasonable doubt it is that we have plenty of, if not too much, food.

The fucking hot dog is like 80% onions and green sludge.

bull shit. i know you eat more than that you fat fuck

Sorry user. Hate to break it to you but they’re already there. Many even worse than the covaids.

A+ on the break down user

I need way more relish thanks for reminding me.

Imagine being worried about stripping oils when you’re absorbing feminizing chemicals from it kek.

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Happening canceled. Enjoy your spoiled food peppers and hoarders.

Weird it's almost like capitalism works, especially in times of need

God bless America

Imagine not realizing I’m basically in agreement with you.

U mad?

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Costco is now limiting people to a certain quantity per household.

What the hell kind of conversion rate is that?? I thought you Nigels were civilized and used the metric system but you’re just as bad as burgers

>You are late, Mr. ShekelShoah will doc your pay!
Should be
>circumcise your pay

The hot dogs are okay but I did have one friend who did throw up after eating one.
Typically you are the person who adds those toppings yourself. The person just puts the hot dog on the bun and then you add onions and shit.

Truckers get paid shit bro, especially when you factor in they are basically of the job 24/7. Not to mention being paid by the mile opens you up to getting fucked by delays.

t. Former long hauler turned unionized construction trucker

>"Welcome to walmart"
>*SHART
lost

Wtf why are you spying on me

Pathetic, as expected from a leaf

Hey now. Costco pizza is actually pretty good. Nice digits by the way.

19st place in a plus sized model job audition.

oh noe I can't get my animal scented vibrator lubricant from Amazon!

I still don't get how people are going through so much toilet paper so quickly

the supreme pizza is really fucking good

The best ones are the half and half pizzas and the slices that have overlap with toppings.

Dude....They had like 60 boxes of penne in the cart....only rigatoni left on shelf. Would not give me a single box....I fucking hate rigatoni. They are sick.

Pic related

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It’s basically like a giant Aldi.

Look at all that junk food. Looking at all the obese now, did we actually have it better?

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So accurate I can't tell if ironic

Bernouts are gay.

Kek

NOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE APOCALYPSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO EXPERIENCE FALLOUT IN REAL LIFE BY NOW

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It comes plain, you add the toppings yourself retard.